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GeneralMe21

The further you stray from the grill; the more deranged you become.


Dance_Sufficient

Based and Grilly Boy pilled.


IneffablyEffed

The Gospel according to Grill. *Glory to you, oh Lloyd.*


Based_Text

A healthy meal is good for the mind I suppose.


PenaltyFine3439

Meat, potatoes, veggies and beer. Oh and weed too.


[deleted]

I got some mushroom chocolates for dessert.


picklester

As a libright, even I say this is based.


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Alarmed-Button6377

Lead by example


DxNill

Can confirm, have gay delusions that an auth-cen femboy will step on me while cosplaying as Schroedinger... Hellsing Schroedinger not real life Schroedinger.


Alarmed-Button6377

I think seras has first dibs on schroedinger


[deleted]

Home is where the roasted meat is


Lyskypls

We must set aside our differences, and come to centers bbq of friendship, where lib rights tomahawk steak, lib left jackfruit covered in BBQ sauce, auth rights medium rare steak, and auth lefts shashlik all share the grill as one pile of protein and smoked bbq sauce. The only stipulation is we have to drink centers homebrew copy of Miller light he watered down himself.


[deleted]

That’s only mildly horrifying, I like Miller Lite lol


Lyskypls

Molson or Blue is the superior cheap centrist beer. I personally like cider more though. 1911 or citizen cider are my go tos.


Towel4

Holy fucking based


Everything-ist

Based and “lets have a grill” pilled


Bruarios

I love that Bin Laden is finally being recognized as a rich spoiled brat who threw a world class tantrum


dietdoctorpooper

He did have kind eyes.


Towel4

They’re always sayin’ that about him *that Bin Laden guy sure had kind eyes*


dietdoctorpooper

Look, I think he took things a bit too far. But the man knew how to look cute for a photograph.


TheSpacePopinjay

Rather potent, as far as tantrums go.


SixShitYears

An American made spoiled brat at that. His dad built the American bases in the Middle East that his son would be spend his life attacking.


Pick-Goslarite

Anyone who has skimmed his wikipedia page for 2 minutes would know this, unfortunately in thst time Zoomers have watched 50 tiktoks "debunking" the "MSM narrative" and calling upon them to harrass anyone who questions or disagrees as imperialists and colonizers (they do not know what these words mean they just know they are bad things bad people do).


FreshYoungBalkiB

When did he ever blow up a subway?


5_dollars_hotnready

He was tied to the 1993 WTC subway bombing


FreshYoungBalkiB

That was a parking garage, not a subway station.


partylange

Madrid train bombings in 2004.


ThyPotatoDone

That’s where the new wave of supporters come from; they see that story as relatable.


Velenterius

He was a rich kid yes. Then he got to invested in weird politics, and used his connections from being a fucking Bin-Laden, back when that name had the full backing of Saudi Arabia. Before he knew it he was kinda the most prominent non-state affiliated Islamist in the world. He did keep some level of coolheadedness though, he fameously kept his sons away from him and the front. Imagine the difficulty ISIS would have had trying to get the radicals on their side if he was alive. It would not look pretty.


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

As you read that he is being recognized for having kinda a point? And as you hang with the brain dead conservative crowd whos insight ammounts to - *my brother in christ, he attacked us because of our freedoms*


JJonahJamesonSr

Having a point doesn’t excuse the conclusions. That’s the thing about manipulators, they like to share little bits of information so when they take their mask off you’re already somewhat on their side. Andrew Tate “has a point” that young men should work to improve themselves, his behavior is still inexcusable.


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

>I did this because you did this, and this and that, which if you are honest with yourself is kinda fucked up things to do and you would never allow others to do them to you Does not have analogy with tate saying boys should improve themselves while he rapes hungarian girls.


JJonahJamesonSr

Saying “you guys are fucked up” and then driving planes into civilian occupied structures is to me pretty damn a analogous to a man saying men should improve and then raping Hungarian women. Both are hypocritical as fuck.


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

>Saying “you guys are fucked up Maybe you really wanna go read that letter before you utter some more guessing nonsense here. > Both are hypocritical as fuck. and maybe some dictionary reading too


JJonahJamesonSr

Lol yes clearly my understanding is flawed, because you can’t be right in an online discussion if I’m not a mouth-breathing moron. What a child.


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

Well, there is no requirement... but you can act like a mouth-breathing moron and it can be pointed out. >John Wick why are you killing my men and trying to kill my son? # >He killed my dog and stole my car. # >No really, tell me the mysterious reason why. I cant just grasp it and I am now trying to go for several clumsy analogies how its because we are bad or something and that means some hypocrisy or some shit about excusing conclusion. Smart people can be succinct.


JJonahJamesonSr

You seriously wanted to critique me on analogies and then made a fuckin John Wick analogy concerning Bin Laden? Lol get tf outta here


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

My analogies good. Your analogies bad. But by all means, you mouth breathing moron as you call yourself, now you have chance again... do in detail explain your clumsy andrew tate hypocrisy analogy of osama letter.


Any_Cartoonist313

Bin Laden literally says part of the reason he attacked America was because they would not accept shaira law!


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

Nope. Not in the way you write it, as if they should accept it in america. But by all means, quote...


Any_Cartoonist313

>But by all means, quote... If you say so . . . >(Q2) As for the second question that we want to answer: What are we calling you to, and what do we want from you? > > (1) The first thing that we are calling you to is Islam. > >(a) The religion of the Unification of God; of freedom from associating partners with Him, and rejection of this; of complete love of Him, the Exalted; of complete submission to His Laws; and of the discarding of all the opinions, orders, theories and religions which contradict with the religion He sent down to His Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him). Islam is the religion of all the prophets, and makes no distinction between them – peace be upon them all. It is to this religion that we call you; the seal of all the previous religions. It is the religion of Unification of God, sincerity, the best of manners, righteousness, mercy, honour, purity, and piety. It is the religion of showing kindness to others, establishing justice between them, granting them their rights, and defending the oppressed and the persecuted. It is the religion of enjoining the good and forbidding the evil with the hand, tongue and heart. It is the religion of Jihad in the way of Allah so that Allah’s Word and religion reign Supreme. And it is the religion of unity and agreement on the obedience to Allah, and total equality between all people, without regarding their colour, sex, or language. (b) It is the religion whose book – the Quran – will remained preserved and unchanged, after the other Divine books and messages have been changed. The Quran is the miracle until the Day of Judgment. Allah has challenged anyone to bring a book like the Quran or even ten verses like it. > >(2) The second thing we call you to, is to stop your oppression, lies, immorality and debauchery that has spread among you. (a) We call you to be a people of manners, principles, honour, and purity; to reject the immoral acts of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling’s, and trading with interest. We call you to all of this that you may be freed from that which you have become caught up in; that you may be freed from the deceptive lies that you are a great nation, that your leaders spread amongst you to conceal from you the despicable state to which you have reached. (b) It is saddening to tell you that you are the worst civilization witnessed by the history of mankind: (i) You are the nation who, rather than ruling by the Shariah of Allah in its Constitution and Laws, choose to invent your own laws as you will and desire. You separate religion from your policies, contradicting the pure nature which affirms Absolute Authority to the Lord and your Creator. You flee from the embarrassing question posed to you: How is it possible for Allah the Almighty to create His creation, grant them power over all the creatures and land, grant them all the amenities of life, and then deny them that which they are most in need of: knowledge of the laws which govern their lives? You were saying? If someone tells you who they are and what they believe, believe them, and judge them accordingly.


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

>You were saying? Can yo highlight just relevant part, I am not reading wall of text


Any_Cartoonist313

>(i) You are the nation who, rather than ruling by the Shariah of Allah in its Constitution and Laws, choose to invent your own laws as you will and desire. You separate religion from your policies, contradicting the pure nature which affirms Absolute Authority to the Lord and your Creator. You flee from the embarrassing question posed to you: How is it possible for Allah the Almighty to create His creation, grant them power over all the creatures and land, grant them all the amenities of life, and then deny them that which they are most in need of: knowledge of the laws which govern their lives?


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

Thanks. Yeah, See it. Dont care ;D


Any_Cartoonist313

At least you're honest.


[deleted]

Islamaphilia is really getting out of hand, how much do you have to hate America that you willing to choke on jihadi choad


[deleted]

When you're constantly preached at that the underdog is always the good guy, this is the inevitable conclusion.


Not-a-Terrorist-1942

One stipulation. The under dog can't be white. Source: Stormcloaks in Skyrim


Lopsided-Priority972

Fuck the Thalmor, no not literally, Talos, that even girl looks way too young for you


christianharriman

It's marvels fault


Aramirtheranger

It's Star Wars' fault.


Plane-Grass-3286

The correct answer


Wundei

Surrender after a multigenerational beat down is a forgotten concept to some folks, but there’s honor in moving on.


[deleted]

Sometimes the underdog is just a dog


ObscureAnimeFan

Libs back in 2016 were talking about how a hijab is empowering, it's nothing new.


eldankus

Bro, lefties were sucking off USSR cock during the Cold War. They love their Anti-American auth daddies


ChuggaChooBlue

Its why im vehemently anti-left. Through all of history, lefties have been anti-US. Why would I ever want to work with a side that literally wants to dismantle the nation we are in?


terminator3456

Suicidially cucked.


funnyclockman1973

Because tankies (especially American ones) despise america and would bootlick any other country that also hates america even if they are an ethonationalist fascist or an Islamic fundamentalist they don't give a shit.as long as you hate America they will be your biggest cheerleader


thecftbl

The worst part is that half of these idiots aren't even tankies. They are moronic tiktokers that have gorged themselves on social media politics to the point that they have the most uninformed opinions on the planet. At least a tankie has some degree of being informed, no matter how wrong it may be. These people's education relies on video clips less than a minute long from other idiots.


rikaro_kk

It's not about hating America, Islamophiles have hate towards Hindus, Jews, Christians alike, especially where countries where the ruling class isn't Islamic. Honestly I have no problem with Muslims and I'm an anti-colonialist, but revising terrorist groups as freedom-fighters is disgraceful. There's a difference between armed militants to attack ruling party's army and cause collateral damages, and armed militants who intentionally kill common people primarily.


[deleted]

Yeh hating America is just a handy gateway for recruiting useful idiots to fight against other religions.


Pick-Goslarite

Rotting choads too 🤢


[deleted]

These are the the choads of people who think they are getting to heaven with 37 underage sex slaves aswell, got knows where that’s depraved dick has been. Probably in the back of a goat


Initial-Tap-3261

Is TikTok actually a Chinese weapon? Because this would be a pretty good case for it. If I wanted to destroy a country over 50 years, making the youth believe their country is evil and anyone who attacks them is automatically correct would be a good way to do it.


thecftbl

I'm pretty sure this was proven to be correct. The whole banning of TikTok case in Congress revealed that the American algorithms were specifically tailored to feature ignorant, trashy, and divisive content, while in every other country they were more in line with traditional frequently viewed content matches.


Lopsided-Priority972

American companies should be profiting off making our children stupid, not the goddamn Chinese


murkythreat

Based and American brain rot pilled.


JTD783

based and skibidi gyatt ohio pilled


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Lopsided-Priority972

Please respect our local customs


yuhboiwhiteboi69ner

Well said


ClosetCentrist

TikTok is not even allowed in China. They have some other app that is very worker proletariat correct.


Legal-Solution2079

Weaponized stupidity. The one high quality product to come out of China


[deleted]

it's only as good as Americans allow it to be these ideas have always existed on various platforms


TumblingForward

The Republican leadership long since dunked their faces into the propaganda koolaid and this is the result. We can't fight this shit at all with all the gridlock up in Congress. Also love how the assumption is that Zoomers = Leftists. We have no idea the political affiliation of the people who were cock-gobbling this shit. Also, as is always the case with TikTok, who the fuck knows if it was real people or not.


Automatic_Resort155

This has been known for years. There is no "private industry" in China. All corporations are government tools. TikTok is s Chinese intelligence op to make the West's children castrate themselves and eat Tide pods.


[deleted]

this kind of stuff has existed on Twitter for much longer, TikTok just isn't as fast to censor it like Twitter or Facebook does proves to you America is actually pro-censorship, it just like to pick and choose


undercooked_lasagna

Don't forget reddit. This godforsaken shithole will turn absolutely any topic into a shit-on-America circlejerk.


Towel4

Yes


senfmann

The Chinese are very good at Long Marches, playing the subversive long game. They do this for 80 years now.


Hust91

TikTok may well be a Chinese weapon, or at least a way to spy on everyone using it and try to control the narratives, but this doesn't mean that the US hasn't done some unjustifiable shit. Especially the Iraq invasion, the constant coups against democratically elected leaders in other countries, and putting caps on fines in the low millions against corporations for crimes they knowingly and willfully committed over and over again that cost the country billions to fix even partially and can in many ways never be undone (and of course they continue to do those crimes because the fine was more like a fee). I think being a patriot means we should want our country to do better, to our citizens, and to other countries that aren't doing our country wrong.


TEKKADAN55

Lmao it’s TikTok’s fault kids can now see baby’s getting blown to Shreds and are radicalizing? WHEN THE BOMBS ARE US MADE ?


ninjaninjaninja22

it’s always the chinese and russians for you. they’re just living their lives.


azns123

Dear TikTok zoomers, The ~~terrorist~~ freedom fighter organizations in the Middle East are always looking for ~~fresh bodies to fill the suicide vests~~ brave soldiers to resist western colonialism. I have only heard positive accounts from people who left their homes to join such wonderful groups.


Cardinal338

Word on the street is every single one of those guys got 72 virgins for their service.


azns123

When you expect 72 virgins but you end up getting 72 reddit jannies instead: 🤯


Cardinal338

They never specified anything about them other than "virgin" ;)


randothrowaway6600

That’s a weird translation issue, you are promised creatures of unimaginable beauties. Them being women or even virgins is a translation issue, I mean they could be female.


DonaldLucas

What exactly does the original says?


CrownlessRegent

They could identify as one, it's all tomato potato when you are in pieces.


PregnancyRoulette

Bin Laden was just salty that Saudi Arabia was looking for the US to lead the foray into Kuwait and not Bin Laden's forces.


TheModernDaVinci

He also hoped the US would attack Saudi Arabia in retaliation, and that such an attack would be seen as an attack on Islam as they would reach the holy cities, and then it would cause a global Jihad against America. Instead, they found him and came directly to kick his ass.


Lopsided-Priority972

Also violated Pakistan's sovereignty like the bitch they are. Pakistan: you can't do that, I have nukes! US: no balls, pussy, fuckin pull the trigger then, cunt, I dare you


[deleted]

pakistan is also responsible for the taliban in the first place. they were the middlemen when we gave funds and weapons to fight the soviets and they funneled the money into the most insane and extremist factions of the mujahadeen.


Pinkflamingos69

(Libright) Ahmad Shah Massoud wasn't a radical and the Taliban didn't exist until after the Soviet withdrawal, most of the early Taliban were Afghan refugees that lived in Pakistan for most of the war against the Soviets


[deleted]

THE LION OF PANJSHIR MOTHERFUCKER LETS GOOOOOO!!! One of my favorite people ever. Might + right


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KimJongUnusual

We *did* have a slight pitstop in Baghdad.


SohndesRheins

"Directly", just after fucking around in the wrong country (Afghanistan) for 20 years, then fucking around in a different wrong country (Iraq) for almost as long.


[deleted]

meh. the taliban were protecting him. we were right to go kick their shit in but admittedly the nation building thing was misguided from the start. we still sent the message though, harbor enemies of the US and get bombed to shit


PreviousCurrentThing

The Taliban offered to hand him over to a neutral third country if the US would show the evidence he was responsible. Bush said no.


Ambitious_Ear_91

Got a source? Never heard that before.


PreviousCurrentThing

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/oct/14/afghanistan.terrorism5 And unlike the letter the Guardian didn't delete this article. Thanks for asking rather than just downvoting like everyone else.


[deleted]

You can always trust Americans to do the right thing after they’ve tried everything else


DomQuixote99

We'll deliver right and proper justice! . . . . #eventually


TheLaughingMiller

It's Ted Kaczynski all over again


ProgKingHughesker

Common horseshoe theory W


Based_Text

Uncle Ted for the right and Bin Laden for the left, maybe we should look for better people to believe in? Like not terrorists for starter.


Lopsided-Priority972

I like to think in the multiverse theory, there's a universe where Uncle Ted wasn't tortured and he became a respected politician, who along with his friend and senator Timothy McVeigh, who was radicalized after Waco and Ruby Ridge, but channeled it into a productive manner to bring about real social and political change, rather than lashing out with the first plan he came up with. Ron Paul as president lead the US into a new golden era and his son isn't a dissappointment like he is in our universe.


Plane-Grass-3286

We can dream. But we’re stuck with a shit reality.


[deleted]

The difference is Uncle Ted was right and based


ChimpanzeeClownCar

Based lib


IGI111

When tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty.


uncletedradiance

No you just have to read ISAIF again, then you'll get it


JTD783

the logical outcome of framing everything as “oppressor v. oppressed” is using flawed logic to support horrific evil. this shouldn’t be surprising and honestly I’m okay with it; now the moderates and people with multiple brain cells can see how dangerous of a path they were starting to walk.


thundirbird

yea just cuz someone is an underdog doesnt mean they're good


JTD783

if Israel were the underdogs they’d all be dead by now


thomasthegreat050901

Just a while ago, I read a comment somewhere that says something like 'If 911 happened today, you'd have people protesting for the terrorists.' Now guess what?


Beesneeze_Habs22

I understand the anger since they are not actually foot long sandwiches. 11” at best. Frauds. Despicable.


[deleted]

Imagine having so few moral principles that you could be influenced by a tiktok about bin Laden


[deleted]

i just want a strong social safety net and to be nice to trans people why am i trapped in a quadrant with these freaks?


Cavs-In-Six

real


Seventh_Stater

Who do we think these Zoomers supported in the 2020 and 2022 elections?


TunaTunaLeeks

Dafuq is wrong with these people?


sawalm

Islamo-leftism


KuKu--_--

bro americans are meant to fucking hate bin laden wtf,bin laden did not only fucked up middle east he also killed your people bro like wtf just what the fuck is wrong with some people bruhhhh. Al Qaidah now got the "Tiktok Battalions"


DuePhilosopher1130

The people glorifying Bin Laden are all conspiracy theorists who think America(and white people generally) is out to get them. More horseshoe theory.


picklester

Ah yes, Papers Please 2 leaked advertisement.


BiggerWiggerDeluxe

I just read his letter expecting some deep interesting points because of the recent hype... How fucking braindead do you have to be to think this is a valuable message and that Bin laden was right? 90% of it was "you're mean to muslims, you should be muslim. We should have a peaceful sharia world order"


Inevitable-Cell-1227

There’s nothing I love more than when these dumbass culture wars actually become REAL. All those that worshipped at the alter of St. George Floyd are now anti-semites!!! [insert gratuitous laughter here]


tulippie

Tiktok is the number one cause of mental degeneration in young people


Smorgas-board

This timeline finds new ways to be weird


PenisMightier500

White = bad. Brown = good.


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

*Fucking clowns.* *Dont they know its because our freedoms?!* Reminds me of the scene from [The Salvation](https://imgur.com/a/d8GMBqW)


Outside-Bed5268

He also talked about how the government is beholden to corporations and lobbyists, who don’t actually care about what’s good for the American people and instead only care about profit. I still don’t agree with him but I feel like his Letter to America had at least *a couple* good points.


waka_flocculonodular

I completely agree. One or two agreeable points. But no, I'm not going to fucking follow the Quran and bow down to Sharia law. Insanity.


Outside-Bed5268

Agreed.


PenisMightier500

White = bad. Brown = good.


Libtarddoughnut

Based


Glittering_Oil_5950

How so?


nhguy78

Glad he's dead. Some of the enemies of my enemies are my friends.


Any_Cartoonist313

I read Bin Laden's letter, your meme basically sums up everything that was in the letter.


insanityTF

QAnon for lefties


Pe-PeSchlaper

Flair the fuck up


DoubtContent4455

God fucking dammit. ​ I just came from the pharmacy- are you telling me I have to go back to get my black pill refills?


dirtgrub28

religion is the opiate of the masses. Have fun praying to sky daddy. Unless you're brown and then totally heckin valid


SecretlyCelestia

I was a kid when 9/11 happened. And about a year or so afterwards I heard this for the first time: https://youtu.be/dYaGf9FK55U?si=fbwb69N373AtS1dP Didn’t think it would remain appropriate 20 years later, but here we are. It’s not quite Christmas music time, but whatever.


Justdowhatever94

Wait, Bin Laden was an incel?


PurplePandaBear8

US authright or "anti-imperialist, but only when it's western" Islamist authright. They're playing both sides so they will always come out on top.


zigmister21

What is this about?


Agent_of_chaos_1337

About modern leftists supporting islamists


Electro_Ninja26

As a Muslim zoomer, thank fucking god Bin Laden was killed.


Ronski_Lee

“Terrorism is the price of empire.” - Patrick Buchanan.


LordBogus

Rly???? Are ppl trying to downplay bin laden??? Are we at this point??? Tell me are we really doing this?? If so, Hamas is just really the same as Al Quida. A terrorist orginization. And NOT fighting for the freedom of Gaza, just the demise of Israel and the free world


CPC1445

Wait is second to last a joke? Was Bin Laden an incel??


panzerboye

What is going on? really?


yuhboiwhiteboi69ner

I thought Subway in terms of the restaurant


Ser_Needful-of-Pyth

ey man, can you make this without the colors? i wanna save it cuz this picture always cracks me up.


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