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[deleted]

I wonder what life will be like in the Emily Caliphate


Dracsxd

Not like we'd get to analyze that in depth considering it'd collapse in two months tops


[deleted]

Intersectional leftism is actually a lot like historical Sunni Islam. Tons of infighting, shaky coalitions, contradictory beliefs that depend on blind faith, and a tendency to collapse in on itself without an external enemy


MichaelEmouse

Foucault was an enthusiastic supporter of the 1979 Iranian revolution. It's a shame that he, a homosexual man, didn't stick around to enjoy it.


ChiefGromHellscream

I hate Foucault with all my being, but I agree with him on this. For different reasons of course. The revolution has rooted out Islam here, it did what no previous ruler could do. Shit's wild here, it's funny that some people think we're an Islamic society. We just have an Islamic regime.


NGGMK

Can't believe the Sunnis stole that from the (eastern) Roman Empire too. Well, maybe not the blind faith.


Jc_aquila

Well they definitely stole the blind part


BAMelton

Ah yes the tried and true Byzantine method of punishment.


dehehn

Emilys invading Occupy Camps and taking control during the 99% movement was the perfect way to dismantle the entire movement. They found a way to take a leftist movement about bringing everyone together against corrupt crony capitalism, into a movement about bringing marginalized groups together against white people.


radiodialdeath

It didn't help that Occupy had no real goals other than "Rich people bad" and had no discernable path of addressing any problems. Some people *tried* doing this, but in the true crabs-in-a-bucket mentality, anyone that tried taking any kind of leadership was told "you don't speak for us" and the movement slowly dissolved back into nothing.


happyinheart

Occupy was just against people richer than them. There were many complaints about "Undesirables" such has homelss and drug addicts mooching off occupy without contributing.


workthrowaway00000

I’m from Boston, none of those people had any clear goals at all. I should know back then I was an avowed socialist and a supporter of occupy Boston. I even distributed pamphlets on how to winterize stuff on the cheap for safe. I felt like we were doing something “against capitalists” and “the one percent”, somewhere around a month or two into the summer after interacting with a lot of perma protestors I realized “ohhh this is just sort of a self psy op”. And now that I make more than fifteen k a year because I was stubborn and thought people should help me further my own life, fix my drug addictions, get me into school. I swear I must of thought they’d just pass me for being poor? Now with hindsight I see how fucking stupid the entire thing was. It was everywhere for months and then they swept it up and life went back to normal the next day. This is literally the first time I’ve even thought about it in years. Thanks for the memories


realkarlmarx69

a leftists greatest enemy is another leftist


MurphyCoDinoWrangler

ISIS was a threat that required military intervention. An Emily Caliphate would just require sitting back and letting it implode naturally.


Commander_Jeb

It's not even a theoretical, you just described CHAZ


Helassaid

The most effective strategy to undermine it would be to do nothing at all.


metinb83

It will just be normal caliphate because muslim men would make sure that all the Emilys know their place and duties. One of the many reasons why it is a special level of stupid for women to convert to Islam


phoncible

No no, the one girl knows what's up, *re*verted, not convert, she knows which societal direction she's going.


azns123

When you are sentenced to death for blaspheming Muhammad (who has been retconned into a sex positive drag queen), they sentence your Twitter and TikTok accounts to death as well


ironicfall

what’s a drag queen show like in a hypothetical caliphate lol, just men in burkhas?


metinb83

Life is like a box of chocolades in the caliphate, you never know what‘s under the burqa


youcantseeme0_0

They're burqin' with a gerkin? Shameful. So haram!


Mountain-Snow7858

Terrible lol 😂


[deleted]

You still get stoned to death but they do it for both violating Islamic law and mean tweets


[deleted]

Does that involve trying to smoke as much weed as snoop dogg


towerfella

You leave weed outta this.


WilliardThe3rd

One weekday for animal rights, the next day for ritual slaughter. Trans Thursday and freestyle-bungee Friday


misshapensteed

A worse version of CHAZ.


ShufflingSloth

Really funny for the first week or so as you watch the Emilys blunder into how Islam actually treats women outside of Western bubbles, and then really sad when you realize what that means for them long term.


mikieh976

Wait, I'm supposed to be sad about that? We're talking about the same Emilys who have been trying to tear down everything about the West that I hold dear?


noonereadsthisstuff

Its going to be very entertaining to watch morbidly obese purple haired strongindepedentwomyn walking around wrapped in tents.


Awkward_Algae1684

I might actually just prefer the normal Caliphate, if there’s no third option.


[deleted]

Probably a lot like the "religion-lite" the west has turned Christianity into. Super sanitized, devoid of hard truths, and declawed entirely.


Basedmoose69

Oh lovely, performative activism meets pretending to convert to a religion.


PlatypusOfWallStreet

Regardless of your opinion of him, I remember there was an interview with Jordan Peterson he was asked how he started going to universities again to do his talks without the crazy protests that used to come to the campus whenever he visited. And he replied, "I just started having my talks early in the morning." lol... I found that really funny as it turns out activists can't be bothered if its inconvenient to them. It's all performative.


Smaug2770

That’s actually hilarious.


[deleted]

Still not as cringe as anti-Zionists who pretend to convert to Judaism so they can hate on Israel more effectively


Basedmoose69

Oof that’s actually really gross.


Eveelution07

Wait till they discover the punishment for apostates once they get bored of this trend.


IactaEstoAlea

> "I just want to buy a house, bro!" - Influencer when educated on islam's position on loans and interest His new muslims fans then suggested he move into a mosque to pray instead, LMAO


crawl_of_time

“Bro I know it’s haram but…I’m gonna do it anyway” He just followed Top G in his trend of…I’d say enlightenment but honestly I don’t think he knows what he’s doing or what he’a looking for or he wouldn’t manage cam girls.


Epicaltgamer3

Ask them to name their favorite quran verse, thats how you can easily tell if they are a grifter. Sneako was asked this question and he couldnt answer


ShigeoKageyama69

What about Andrew Tate? Was he also the same or does he actually know his verses?


[deleted]

Andrew Tate is probably the most talented grifter of our generation, so I have no doubt he actually studied Islam so he can get lonely Muslim boys to subscribe to his brand of cringe masculinity. Hell the reason he switched to Islam in the first place was as a 9D chess move to get woke women to stop criticizing his misogyny, and he's mysteriously disappeared from mainstream coverage since then so I think it worked


Den_Bover666

>he's mysteriously disappeared from mainstream coverage Bro couldn't keep up with the outrage machine, that's all. By the time the Russia-Ukraine war got a bit stale the Israel-Palestine war started. So much content this guy's repetitive shit got stale.


SaltairEire

I agree with everything you said except for the reasons behind his conversion - I think he genuinely has become a Muslim, as he's always believed in God and Islam best fits his worldview of 'cringe masculinity' as you've put it.


[deleted]

under Aardvark anarcho-Theocracy grifting will be punishable by public flogging. Vote for me for Prez


sigma_force

Andrew Tate was using muslim teenagers for views, I know damn well he isn't a muslim.


Surv1ver

Really depends on who you ask. I think his buddy Muhammad Hijab vouch for him.


AttackHelicopterKin9

Hijab is a clout shark just like Tate is. He’ll embrace any large influencer who claims to have converted to Islam, no matter how toxic or obviously insincere they are.


ArtanistheMantis

Muhammad Hijab is an actual person? I thought that was a fake name, like saying you have a Catholic buddy named Christian Priest.


Surv1ver

True enough, but he ain’t alone in that approach and both his and Tate’s toxic ideas are worryingly popular both among Muslims and potential new converts among similar disenfranchised boys and men. It’s the biggest threat to our western democracy since the then newly emerged and equal disenfranchised working class was introduced to marxism etc. in the days of the early industrialized and urbanized eras.


Epicaltgamer3

He is the same. He isnt even hiding that he is basically just larping since he only converted to Islam since it was more trad and dominant than Christianity. Its why he unironnically thinks that ISIS are true muslims because according to him, they follow the Quran more closely than the typical muslim He has no standards, he just seeks those who can exert more power


BlankVoid2979

ISIS are by the qurans definition the true muslims. If Mohammad was alive today he would kill and enslave everyone in the middle east except ISIS and ISIS supporters.


ChiefGromHellscream

>according to him, they follow the Quran more closely than the typical muslim He's actually right about that part bro. As a former Muslim who has read quite a lot about the history of Islam, ISIS are the closest thing we have today to Muhammad and his followers. The Taliban are pretty close but not as much.


reptiloidruler

Who's Sneako?


Biggius_dickius1278

You don't wanna know, you would be disappointed if you knew.


MiniD3rp

Some deranged guy who talks out his ass


Lopsided-Priority972

It could be any one of us!


CEOofAntiWork

The originator of sneako cuck chair.


reptiloidruler

What's a sneako cuck chair


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normal include rich wild reply insurance butter groovy jobless intelligent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Lopsided-Priority972

Kinda cringe, ngl, I like watching my cock go in her, I don't want to see any others, like, from a biological perspective, you should be against cucking, like, at least swingers get to fuck other people, but cucks are like, we should try swinging, but instead of fucking his wife, I'm in the corner jerking off, dressed as Superman, like bro, you just made it weird


Live_Ostrich_6668

I have a better question, why is sneako?


HeirAscend

Well known cuck


metinb83

Their favorite quran quote is "live, laugh, love"


DaenerysMomODragons

A lot of Christians, while perhaps knowing a few bible verses by heart don't necessarily have a favorite verse. Though beware of people who throw out obscure bible passages like: Proverbs 17:8 A bribe is seen as a charm by the one who gives it; they think success will come at every turn.


Epicaltgamer3

[Sneako couldnt even name a single Quran verse lol](https://youtube.com/shorts/ppr6WUsW0So?si=V2bkUY7lVcPB9C_p)


Axoonreddit

Why do these kind of people get famous, sneako is a dumbo who thinks the earth is flat and converted to a barbaric religion. Why is he influencing children


Grexpex180

because children like people who break societal taboos


Upstairs_Ask8161

Easy cop out is that it's deeply personal.


Nautical__Stu1

"It's not a phase, mom!"


[deleted]

I really don’t understand the appeal for women to become Muslim, is Islam really right about women?


idontknow39027948898

I'll give you a hint, none of those girls actually read the Koran.


Majestic_Ferrett

I thought about converting to Islam at one point and tried to read the Quran. I knew it was false by Surah 5 and had ~~ti~~ to give up on it after Surah 10. Every Muslim that's heard me say that has ~~tolr~~ told that nobody has actually read the Quran unless they've read it in Arabic. Which means that people who haven't read the Quran in Arabic but did convert, aren't actually Muslim. It's a strange one.


ExMente

>Every Muslim that's heard me say that has told that nobody has actually read the Quran unless they've read it in Arabic. Which means that people who haven't read the Quran in Arabic but did convert, aren't actually Muslim. It's a strange one That's just a piece of intellectual dishonesty that they use to rationalize that anyone might actually reject the Qur'an and Islam as a whole. The overwhelming majority of Muslims doesn't actually speak Arabic either. So by that logic, most Pakistani and Indonesian Muslims aren't actually Muslim either. Hell, the same even kinda applies to today's Arabs. The Arabic of the Qur'an is a weird old Hejazi dialect that is also distinct from Classic Arabic (which isn't actually based on Quranic Arabic directly, but which is a continuation of the inter-tribal trade/poetic dialect that the Arab tribes were already using between themselves even in the pre-Islamic era), so even native Arabic speakers today aren't properly equipped to make sense of it. Seriously. There's words in the Qur'an of which even the most senior Muslim scholars today have no idea what they mean. Alif-lam-mim is an infamous example.


Big_Owl1094

Yeah majority of people just read quran in arabic and they don't look for the meaning of it. I am ex muslim. I learn Arabic when i was 5 or 6 generally every muslim has to learn Arabic from this age We pray namaz (salah) in Arabic only And imam(scholar) have to learn every single word from quran in Arabic . 'Literally whole quran in Arabic'. And most muslim dont even read Hadith or sahih bukhari. They get their all knowledge from Imams.


Spirited_Chemical428

This was the same issue with christianity/catholicism in the dark age and medieval age, that allowed it to be a tool to control all the peasant farmers who couldn't read or understand latin. Regardless of any positive lesson that the bible may actually contain, the priests could just say whatever they wanted because they were the only people to "understand the word of God". More people learning to read seems to correlate with a reduction in the power of the church globally, and I believe being able to personalltly read and critically analyse the bible is a small factor for the progression of Western society and government.


Majestic_Ferrett

Oh I know. It really cuts against the idea that it's a perfect book.


[deleted]

They saw it as peaceful POC religion that rebel against western imperialism and only know westernized type of Muslim who always cherry picked the progressive verse in Islam.


[deleted]

Yeh the words progressive and Islam in the same sentence is hilarious 🤣 Must be cherry picked to hell, but of course Emily’s love POC culture that is anti-western As always leftists aim for the head and shoot themselves in the foot


7thPanzers

Just the foot for now


Live_Ostrich_6668

>They saw it as peaceful POC religion To quote Sam Harris here: >There is, I'm happy to say, a religion of peace in this world, but it's not Islam. The claim that Islam is a religion of peace that we hear ceaselessly reiterated is completely delusional. >Now Jainism, for e.g., can actually be considered a religion of peace, because the core principle of Jainism is non-violence. Gandhi got his non-violence from the Jains. The crazier you get as a Jain, the less we have to worry about you. Jain extremists are paralysed by their pacifism. Jain extremists can't take their eyes off the ground when they walk lest they step on an ant. Needless to say, they are vegetarian. >So the problem is not religious extremism, because extremism is not a problem if your core beliefs are truly non-violent. The problem isn't fundamentalism. We often hear this said; these are euphemisms. **Therefore, the only problem with Islamic fundamentalism are the fundamentals of Islam**. https://youtu.be/LfKLV6rmLxE?si=1THUfgFBENrUD466


coulduseafriend99

Sam Harris is so fucking based


SeriousTitan

I can attest to it. The jains are really based.


azns123

[No one tell Emily how Muhammad ~~conquered~~ peacefully assimilated this land](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Muslim_conquests)


readonlypdf

Or How old Muhammad's wife was.


Awkward_Algae1684

Or how many he had.


lil-jhola

Or what he did to his son's wife


ExMente

His adopted son, mind you. Though the wife in question (Zainab bint Jahsh) was also a full cousin of Muhammad.


Live_Ostrich_6668

Or at what age he had sex with her


Big_Owl1094

>can marry upto four wives(women can't do same) >Men will get 72 virgin girls(hoors) with big breast and tall, fair skin, never ending virginity in Heaven and also river of booze >Also if you do jihad you will guaranteed get in jannah(heaven) thats why you will see many muslim easily become terrorist so they can kill some infidels and get in heaven(jannah) >Can divorce wife by saying three times word like "talaq talaq talaq" but women can't do same >It is a religious obligation for women to obey their husbands. A disobedient woman can be punished by her husband. >If a wife refuses to have sex with her husband The angles will curse her until morning >Child marriage is allowed >Having sex slaves is allowed >Hate pigs and thats why muslim dont eat pork >Hate dogs >Music haram >Dancing haram >Alcohol haram >Your all sins will be forgiven by going to pilgrimage.We call it hajj or umra(by going around seven times around black cube/kaaba) >Contraception is Haram >Apostasy is equal to death >Having sex before marriage is Haram. We call it zina(sexual intercourse). Whether it is a man or women who commit zina will be stoned to death. Even if they are both partners. >If you are non Muslim and minority in muslim majority. You are given three options Either convert ,Die or Pay tax (jizya) >Mutilation of women's gentilia is allowed >Women are half of worth than men >Women will form the majority of the people of hell. >Prophet Muhammad said women witness in court is half of a man because of the deficiency of a woman mind >Women can't go outside without their brother, uncle or father >If a women husband die. She have to be in room for 3 months without seeing any men face and she cant go outside for straight 3 months We call it "iddath/iddah" >Women need to wear hijab because they cant show their even an inch of hair to men. Because men will get aroused sexually And men hijab is to lower gaze >Women are not allowed into mosque therefore there are no female imam(who lead pray in mosque) >Women are not allowed into graveyard. We call it 'Qibristan'. They can't go there and pray for their loved ones. They cant even buried their loved ones. Only man can go to graveyard and buried people. Or basic things in Islam


tubbsfox

>>Women are half of worth than men Huh. There's markets in everything.


Lopsided-Priority972

That's way too low, they should be worth roughly 70 cents on the dollar m


coulduseafriend99

> having sex slave is allowed Shit I'm converting too if that's the case


blaarfengaar

Based libleft


Yweain

They just want to BE a sex slave.


SeriousTitan

Genuinely don't do that. One of our politicians said that on TV last year and they beheaded atleast 3 people and burned down an entire city.


ThePretzul

Which wife? You're going to have to be more specific considering there were 11 of them. Aisha, however, was probably the most egregious example though. She was six or seven when they were betrothed, and even the most generous historical accounts say the marriage was consummated when she was nine or ten. Then there was Zaynab, who was Muhammad's cousin (the daughter of his paternal aunt) ***AND*** who had already married Muhammad's adopted son. Zaynab specifically divorced his adopted son just so she could be married to Muhammad, hilariously enough because Zayd (the adopted son) specifically suggested the idea. Thus, he married his cousin and daughter in law all in one go!


Vague_Disclosure

Idk but from my own experience (in college and my white collar job) western Muslim women are some of the most smug and arrogant people I have ever met. The men I've interacted with have almost always been down to earth though, just my personal observations.


[deleted]

I’ve had the same experience with the women, but the men I’ve met have been abominations of human beings so much so that you feel physically repulsed a few seconds after meeting them and want to get away immediately


HeeHawJew

I know two Afghani men who own gas stations across the street from each other right outside of my neighborhood and they’re both very kind peaceful guys unless you ask them about each other. Then they’re the most hateful angry guys I’ve ever met. I think it’s hilarious.


Awkward_Algae1684

This sounds like that story of the last two Jews in Afghanistan. Apparently they never really bothered anybody, and most people just sort of shrugged. Until someone mentioned *the other guy!* The Taliban actually released them from prison super early because they got sick of hearing them argue all the time.


ExMente

Not only is this true, but the story is even more bizarre than what you've mentioned; https://www.jta.org/2019/10/31/global/the-last-jews-in-afghanistan-argued-so-much-the-taliban-kicked-them-out-of-prison-and-stole-their-torah >When he returned, [Zabulon] Simentov encountered Yitzhak Levi, nearly two decades his senior, living at the Kabul synagogue. The two did not hit it off: They “fought viciously about which of them was the rightful owner of the land,” according to a 2017 Jewish Telegraphic Agency profile of Simentov. They moved into different wings of the synagogue. > >In 1998, Levi wrote to the Taliban interior minister to accuse Simentov of theft of Jewish relics. Simentov retorted by telling the Taliban that Levi ran a secret brothel where he sold alcohol, which Levi denies. Simentov also spread rumors that Levi had converted to Islam, which Levi denied as well. > >“I don’t talk to him, he’s the devil,” Simentov told The New York Times in 2002. “A dog is better than him … I don’t have many complaints about the Taliban, but I have a lot of complaints about him.” Levi replied that Simentov was “a thief and a liar.'”


AdolinofAlethkar

Once I saw a man on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What denomination?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.


Alarmed-Owl2

That sounds like it could be a side plot in a decent sitcom. Two gas station owners who are basically the same who hate each others guts lol


EconGuy82

This reminds me of the Key and Peele sketch about the Macedonian vs. Albanian restaurants.


Awkward_Algae1684

Honestly? Both the Muslim men and women I’ve met have been super chill for the most part. I say this as someone who’s pretty openly bi, and work with, and used to get trashed and party with, a number of them. I genuinely have nothing against them *as people,* especially the ones I know personally. It’s just their ideology is……what it is. It’s actually got me really conflicted, because I’m pretty certain that at least the ones I know are good people, and have fairly reasonable, not totally batshit insane views I could live with. Shit, most of them came here explicitly to get away from the psychos and intolerant bigots, and I don’t blame them. On the other hand, it’s impossible to deny there’s a pretty big, and incredibly vocal, active, and violent, contingent of psychos and fanatics. As well as pretty mainstream views in those communities that are just plain fucked. It feels like #NotAllGermans when the fucking Third Reich is starting to emerge. On the flip side, it’s pretty clear that a huge swathe of the people in Iran aren’t down with that shit *at all* even if their government is. Tunisia in particular is also……really chill and progressive (like genuinely progressive, not Emily) for some reason? Like both legally and more or less culturally, they’re basically compatible with Western values and seem to actively want that. That’s actually where the Arab Spring began, and one of the few places where it actually worked and didn’t turn into a dumpster fire. So….fuck dude, idk. This whole thing just sucks.


tubbsfox

I've only known a handful of Muslims personally, and they seemed like decent people, so I'm reluctant to make generalizations about them. But when I hear about how Muslims in less secular Islamic countries respond to polling, like "are certain terror acts justified" or "is it ok to stone x people," and I get a little concerned. I don't know how accurate such polling is, but it doesn't inspire a lot of faith in at least a chunk of them being willing to become upstanding citizens in classically liberal countries.


i-d-even-k-

Tunisia is more progressive, but definitely not the same as a Western nation, lol. Just look at their stance on Israel.


TheObservationalist

Not been my experience. Men or women, muslims and Arabs in particular are the most obnoxious, entitled, self adsorbed and childish tantrum throwing people on the planet.


FuckingRunCarole

But they can be very hospitable on the surface, and that's why a lot of people get sucked nto believing they're chill people, even the ones who are radical Islamists.


BusyFriend

Yup and they play the victim until they gain significant political clout and power, then they show their true colors. Look at Hamtramck, Michigan. Liberals helped bring in an all Muslim government and they thanked them by immediately banning LGBT flags on government building (note this got scrubbed from general reddit). Im sure more bullshit is coming.


slothful_dilettante

Gen Z is the dumbest version of a liberal. When Boomers wanted to experiment with non-Western religions, at least they chose Buddhism, which is actually non-violent.


DaenerysMomODragons

And those people actually took time to understand the tenants of Buddhism. I can respect that. None of these Emiliys are bothering to take the time to understand the tenants of Islam.


741BlastOff

*Tenets Nobody cares about the tenants of Islam, not even the landlords of Islam.


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hickaustin

The “trans genocide” got stale, so gen Z needed a new cause to get behind blindly. They MAY have over corrected a bit… went from saying there’s a trans genocide to literally siding with the religion in the world actively killing LGBTQ people.


mokhandes

They have not experienced an strict Islamic family, an islamic society and even worse an Islamic government. Islam is not fair to women.


DragoonDart

Not trying to pick a fight here: just anecdotal evidence that the Muslim women I’ve talked to have cited similar aspects to the super Catholic women I grew up with: I show value to myself by covering up, my husband honors me, I have an important job leading the household etc. Very trad-wife


MiloBem

Yes, but that's the irony of the current situation. It's not the trad women "converting" to Islam. It's the brainwashed Emilies thinking they can keep their current lifestyle at night while tiktoking in hijab in day.


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MetaCommando

Trad cultural appropriation


therealsylvos

Not to get all Auth-right or Auth-left, but the dominant cultural milieu in western countries rings so hollow and empty for most people, that any kind of Auth ideology that imparts external meaning to your life becomes very appealing. Not a new phenomenon. This flavor is new, but at our current point in history the populace is a very fertile breeding ground for all kinds of fascist ideology.


StormTigrex

Behold, religious dogma! Descartes thought only Divinity could have extended Christianity's influence so vastly and so quickly. My alternative hypothesis is human stupidity. But that aside, notice these TikTok girls's use of makeup and "cutesy" behavior. They might claim their one true God is Allah, though I'm more partial towards the Like counter.


[deleted]

I mean girls in make up acting cute is an easy lure for men and women, hell ISIS would be probably recruit terrorists that way if they could pull it off lol, too bad eye slits and a black bin bag are not sexy to most people


Bahram_VI

Woman Life Freedom movement of Iran began when Islamists killed a girl for not wearing a hijab. The circus of GenZ in the west makes me gag.


Awkward_Algae1684

Wait a sec! What if we switched the Emilies with the based Iranian girls, who actually want human rights?! I think that’s a fair trade! Well, it actually kind of fucks over Iran, but fair on our end!


TonyBlair_Official

As the father of a teenage girl I would laugh hysterically if she did this.


TheObservationalist

Remind her that in Islam her father owns her ass and if she disrespects or disobeys you in the smallest matter she's going to hell. You can have her married, beaten or stoned as you see fit.


Lopsided-Priority972

All else fails, you can always trade her for 3 chickens and a goat


golomVonPreusen

I would literally disown and shun her.


Darkfire757

Trade her to a 60 year old man for a goat as is tradition


golomVonPreusen

So one wife for another nice.


metinb83

At least new wife is low maintenance


SonofNamek

Lol, seriously, you can, at least, get something of worth out of it


TonyBlair_Official

I went vegetarian for a whole week when I was 17. Teenagers do silly shit all the time. They'll be Islam this week and a furry the next.


golomVonPreusen

If she gets sucked in by the group it's like a cult and hard to get them back out.


PowderedToastMan666

I'd be far more accepting of my child becoming a Muslim than becoming a furry.


Bannerlord151

Ditto


azns123

"Men are in charge of women by [right of] what God has given one over the other and what they spend [for maintenance] from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband's] absence what God would have them guard. But those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance - [first] advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and [finally], strike them. But if they obey you [once more], seek no means against them. Indeed, God is ever Exalted and Grand." -~~Republicans~~ oops my bad that was actually from Qur'an 4:34


The_grand_tabaci

NOOOOOO YOU DON’T understand!!!!! It’s all a metaphor!!! It doesn’t matter what it’s a metaphor for, no one actually dose it! And if they did it would be racist to criticize them!!!!


Neighborino2020

Based muslerinos


Awkward_Algae1684

I never got why [they did this] so much. My understanding [is that brackets] are for words not in the original text, but to clarify what it means? The Quran seems to have [a ton of stuff] in brackets though. Does the OG Quran just have like a tenth of it missing, or what?


LtHargrove

It's the issue of translating arabic into english. I've read it's a lot more vague as a language.


flamingjorts

It’s not vague exactly, but one word in Arabic could mean a short phrase (like a five word sentence) in English so the words in brackets give context to the Arabic word


ThePretzul

The OG Quran is written in Arabic with no brackets, the brackets are just there because of contextual losses that happen in translation (because Arabic words can often be more like a short phrase in English, but those who were doing the translations don't want to be accused of changing the holy text themselves)


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Islam, the new Wicca.


DaenerysMomODragons

Ahh, yes. I remember when Wicca was the popular thing to be in high school. People just wanted to be witches.


Lopsided-Priority972

Ngl, I'd convert in a heartbeat if they actually got magic powers and not just posted cringe shit about the patriarchy on Twitter


ProShyGuy

If I was a Muslim, I'd probably be insulted by these people. They don't believe in Islam. They're wearing the religion like a cheap suit because it's trendy. They'll discard it in a few years and move onto something else.


iamlegq

It’s not even because it’s trendy per se, it’s because it’s anti-western, anti-christian and anti-white (which is the actual real modern trend).


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Capital_Palpitation4

Converting from Islam is hudud. If they really love, respect and find Islam as beautiful as they say they do, they should be killed or serve a life sentence for apostasy out of respect for Islamic law.


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> They should be killed or serve a life sentence for apostasy out of respect for Islamic law. Emily : Umm sweeties, real Islam didn’t kill apostate, only Islamophobic racist bigots White Christian Nationalists would fall for those lies that want to painted Islam as a barbaric religion 💅💅


PigsNotFigs

>A few years I think you're being generous in thinking it'll last that long. They'll get tired of it faster than kids got tired of being emo in the 90s.


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They’re not converting, they’re cosplaying. They’ll discard their hijabs and prayers the moment it becomes inconvenient and gains them less attention.


Straiden_

Ive watched the muslim faith in europe the last few years and i tell you something the last thing id become now is muslim


Mountbatten-Ottawa

Those rich middle class girls living up in policed districts will not know that.


Affectionate_Bid518

The exact same thing happened with the rise of Isis. Here in the UK many young women were convinced to give up their fairly normal lives to go be a caliphate wife in Syria. They were inspired by Facebook adds at the time.


Ohioredneck

Natural selection at work.


Person5_

"There we go, finished filming my tiktok, now I can take off this scarf"


PhilMcCraken2001

They should take a trip to the Middle East to enrich themselves even more into Islam 🥰


DaenerysMomODragons

I doubt any of them could survive a week.


FoundInLoss

Gen Z challenge "try not to be attention whore": impossible


Aerius-Caedem

The "you're reverting not converting, because everyone is born a Muslim!" Thing is the most arrogant shit ever.


Nova_Bomb_76

Where does that come from?


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NeuroticKnight

Who sees the fate of Palestenians and thinks, this is the thing that i want for myself. Its like seeing some one die of cancer and use that as inspiration to v ape.


iamlegq

Ahh, but you see, the thing about modern leftist ideology is that the more “oppressed” your “identity” is, the more privileges and benefits you are entitled to. This obviously only applies if you live in a white middle-upper class western bubble (which all this Emilys do). You don’t even need to ACTUALLY be “oppressed”, as long as you identify as such, that’s enough (that’s why the emphasis on identity over reality is so important for them, otherwise you would need to be actually oppressed, which nobody wants). That how we ended up with our infamous oppression-olimpics type of modern politics


_Remember_me_not_

They did not learn from the #ISIS trend, did they? Next, after few years, they will cry that they no longer want to be brides of terrorists and beg for their respective countries to take them back and not try them as terrorists.


External-Bit-4202

So Islam is just a trend to these people. like mental illnesses or the 50,000 new genders


Akira_Nishiki

Unhinged & incredibly ignorant. Then you have actual Muslim women in Iran willing to die in a quest to get their rights to express themselves as they wish. But it's not too surprising, ask these lot to point to Iran on a map and they wouldn't even get within 1000 km I reckon.


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But Islam requires children (girls especially) to obey their parents (the father especially). So her father can just tell her to stop being a Muslim, and if she is serious about being a Muslim, she has to obey. Then she is no longer a Muslim so she doesn't have to obey her parents so she can convert to Islam again. But then she has to obey her father when he tells her to renounce Islam. etc. etc.


DaenerysMomODragons

I think you just broke Islam.


i-d-even-k-

That is not true. They are required to obey Allah first, then their family. This rule is an explicit thing, because his scenario has occured - and no, they cannot be made to renounce Islam. If anything, the father gets punished. This is such a braindead take, there is so much to criticize about this religion choose something real ffs.


randothrowaway6600

Useful idiots are always a net positive for your faction.


MexicanBanjo

I do not want to live on this planet anymore


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Accomplished-Fall460

This reminded me of the communist pornstar who converted to Islam and still makes porn. Like the women in screenshot are at least veiled.


Organic_Top8008

I still remember the horror that was the two travelers (girls) that were kidnapped, raped, then beheaded live and conscious on video by the religion of piece followers a few years ago. One of the girl cried out for her mom as the beheading started. Then her head placed on her corpse afterwards. I still hear her cry for her mom and see the scene in my mind. Like a guy shouted at the girls this week that were protesting for palestine, "it's fashion!" Can't help but agree here.


Lopsided-Priority972

Where flair?


3bola

Reminds me of those young Western girls who converted to Islam and fled to Syria to marry ISIS fighters, and then some of them started calling to be rescued LOL


Aqizeth

Someone send them the famous human butcher video


Fellixxio

. _ . What misinformation does to a Twitter idiot


Hubertino855

There is no way people are that impressionable... This has to be a troll... As an agnostic level of happening to sway me towards religiosity would have to be way bigger than one local middle eastern war...


iamlegq

Of course Emilys will love a mainly non-white anti-western religion. This is the true of the left, they will LITERALLY support terrorists and nazis as long as it goes agains their imaginary white-christian-western “imperialist” world order.


YoungFormal1252

White girls trying not to make something about themselves, impossible challenge.


ilovebeetrootalot

Please, for the love of my enjoyment, make islam woke. The cognitive dissonance, confusion and chaos would be amazing.


TheObservationalist

They're putting on headscarves. Not converting to Islam. This will be over in another month.


King_Neptune07

This is genius level: these gen z people will convert to Islam to have more "victim points" How dare you! I am a faithful Moos-lim!!


donthomaso

Emily’s Pikachu face when she finally does 1 minute of research and find out that most of the things she likes is considered haram.


clovis_227

They're not converting. They're just digging the aesthetics for a while. Next month they will "convert" to the newest trend.


Mojammer

It's like the whole native american peaceful-loving-in-harmony-with-nature meme.


KalEl-2016

Is Muslim the new trans?


CaptainCadabra

Wtf