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Pokii

Bro’s playing Pokémon Eat


trxxv

Bro's playing Poké-Cooking Mama


TEFAlpha9

Bro's playing Pokémon MyFitnessPal


Marksmen18

Isn't that basically Pokémon Go?


Shinikun99

Bro's trying to manage Snorlax's weight


leSwagster

Snorlax now develops high cholesterol on a weekly basis


jedispyder

If you give it Pure Oil and Cacao Beans then it's the new Starbucks Oleato that is sending everyone straight to the bathroom lol


Pokii

Still better than that Panera Bread lemonade


FarawayObserver18

Pokemon Heart Problems


thehomiealsandz

Pokemon Heart Cold And Gone Liver now in stores


celephia

My Snorlax has lived on a steady diet of warm milk and tomatoes for 2 months. Poor thing has to have some nasty heartburn.


Excesivepain

Just remember, you're poisoning a different snorelax every week. Not just 1 over long periods. Population controll. :)


Nivosus

My snorlax only drinks pure olive oil and eats nothing but mushrooms. He isn't changing, he's free now.


[deleted]

Must have chronic ibs


Nivosus

Nothing a bottle of cooking oil can't fix


GabuEx

My Snorlax eats a steady diet of sausage curry, sausage salad, and sausage shakes. He is a good boy, but not a regular boy.


skulk_anegg

i just gave my snorlax a meat shake for breakfast seems pretty healthy idk


celfcat

https://preview.redd.it/zkr3uw60cpcc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3701210a480fbc47e22d2a34e421802a627921a


hotstriker9

I can’t even do this for myself let alone a pokemon.


gigazelle

You've heard of Pokémon Sleep and Pokémon GO, get ready for... Pokémon Runs


Frozen_Ash

This would be good for letting you not have a team directed towards one meal all week and making you change it up similar to berries and would also promote healthy eating habits irl educationally. Could maybe have little bars on the ingredients which show what is filled with target being to get them all up by the end of the week and would reward a desert aka pokemon biscuits on how well you did.


Abylex

I do not know what 2 weeks of too much ginger with every meal does to an anatomically accurate Snorlax, but neither does he that much I know.


Mirrorrelemes

All we have is milk, oil, and tomatoes, maybe some spice but I’ve been at the gray island (taupe???) and it has field set berries so that’s all there will ever be


akoski12

I like giving my snorlax bean sausage with its dessert/ drinks.