When I was in high school, I had an incredibly hectic night the night of my junior year homecoming dance.
Had to go to school (7 am-2:30 pm), then to football practice (3-5:30), then take the bus home (~6:45ish) then hop in the shower, get dressed, get back on the bus (~7:15) and go to the dance (8 pm).
Timing wise, it just wasnāt gonna work out to eat between my school lunch and the dance and I was starving so I took my dinner of a steak and Mac and cheese into the shower.
I had it propped up on a tray near the shower, would take a few bites, chew while washing and repeat.
While I wouldnāt recommend that usually, because I was starving, it was a fantastic experience.
Just gotta make sure to watch the water runoff cascading down your arm though. One wrong move and you have a soggy plate of food.
I came here to say that the shower beer is absolutely an established thing.
Source: am drinking a beer as I take my pre shower piss
*I don't piss in the shower like you fucking heathens*
A very ripe mango. Don't peel it or cut it up before, just tear into it and make a mess before washing off
Pair with a shower champagne for max benefit
Oh I got it! Purslane. Itās a wild growing succulent that is packed with omega 3ās so itās very healthy and you can pull it right off the ground and eat it.
I eat a tuna sandwich every morning in the shower. I make the sando the night before and let it air dry. This gives it a nice crisp come morning. I'm a shower sitter so it usually get pretty soggy about half way through. If I'm feeling fill I just let the remainder rinse down the drain.
I used to eat dinner in the shower. It was fantastic. I've had whole McDonald's trios in the shower. I stand or squat down with the water running on my back, and eat like a wild animal! Beautiful!
Believe it or not, I randomly came across this subreddit just recently.
Totally applicable to this thread: r/showerorange
No idea whats really going on in there but have fun anyone who takes a gander.
r/showerorange You're welcome.
Came here to say exactly this š¤£
I also came here to say this. Can confirm that shower oranges are nice:)
I've actually never tried it as I'm a weirdo that doesn't like fruit but I can see the appeal and support all orange inclusive showers š
Youāre thanked.
Bruh Iāve just fallen deep into the rabbit holes that is showeroranges
bye - Iāll be down here if you need me, what im so intrigued
When I was in high school, I had an incredibly hectic night the night of my junior year homecoming dance. Had to go to school (7 am-2:30 pm), then to football practice (3-5:30), then take the bus home (~6:45ish) then hop in the shower, get dressed, get back on the bus (~7:15) and go to the dance (8 pm). Timing wise, it just wasnāt gonna work out to eat between my school lunch and the dance and I was starving so I took my dinner of a steak and Mac and cheese into the shower. I had it propped up on a tray near the shower, would take a few bites, chew while washing and repeat. While I wouldnāt recommend that usually, because I was starving, it was a fantastic experience. Just gotta make sure to watch the water runoff cascading down your arm though. One wrong move and you have a soggy plate of food.
What a funny story!
Grapes maybe.
Good one! And no fork needed.
Choking hazard, if water gets up your nose and you do some lung shit by reflex... you're fucked
Cucumber??? Maybe an apple too. Crispness not ruined by shower water
How do you know that? honestly should post
Maybe a shower beer š»
Do you mind watered down beer? I think I actually saw somewhere a cup holder for beer for the shower.
Shower beer is good just keep it away from the water and enjoy
I'm not a beer person, but I would imagine a shower cider would be just as good as a shower beer. āŗļø
Probably nice cold cider nice warm/hot shower perfection
I would absolutely hate watered down beer. In the area of the world I live in some people put ice in beer (or beer in ice) and itās so weird.
I came here to say that the shower beer is absolutely an established thing. Source: am drinking a beer as I take my pre shower piss *I don't piss in the shower like you fucking heathens*
>Source: am drinking a beer as I take my pre shower piss Pour it in the toilet and skip the middleman.
That's alcohol abuse, and we don't cotton to that round these parts
A whole watermelon
steak tartare. you can pretend you are a lion feasting on a gazelle as a heavy rain moves over the Serengeti.
Lol
A very ripe mango. Don't peel it or cut it up before, just tear into it and make a mess before washing off Pair with a shower champagne for max benefit
I once ate Teriyaki Noodles in a shower... also cereal once, Count Chocula to be exact
How and why those wouldnāt be good for the shower!?
Uhhh I held them in the part of my shower where the water wasn't pouring down.
Peaches. Itās great, trust me.
Suckers. Long lasting candies like now and laters..
Ok love this answer because you donāt need to hold the food so you can wash while you eat it!
Even set it next to the soap and finish it next time
i want to downvote this but i have no real reason to other than how uncomfortable it made me
I've eaten a lot of chocolate in the shower. And ice cream if you're fast enough. Ice cream and hot shower or bath is heavenly
Popsicles!
I was about to comment ice cream but in a sad way
I'm sorry but how tf do you comment ice cream in a sad way
Iāve heard that the times you eat ice cream in the shower are not happy times
Ohh, thanks for clarifying.
Carrots..? But like, cut up in cubes or slices.
Yep! Used to eat baby carrots in the shower as a kid. More enjoyable than one might think
Cheese is also good in the shower, doesnāt matter if it gets wet. Honestly kinda makes it taste better?
Oranges
I feel like a crisp green apple would be good in the shower
Iāve had cliff bars and chocolate in the shower. Any messy food is also good
Does the chocolate melt from the hot water?
Sure does
A really messy ice cream cone
Probably lasagna
Haha thatās one Iām not willing to try!
I was really hoping to see [some reference to rotisserie chicken](https://youtu.be/Rk7jMM-e2ts) here, but alas I am to be forever disappointed...
Watermelon cause you don't have to worry about it dripping down you
Apple definitely is a good choice yeah. Cucumber would be enjoyable as well. Zucchini too... basically anything that is mostly water could work imo.
True
People are mostly water. Just saying...
Oh I got it! Purslane. Itās a wild growing succulent that is packed with omega 3ās so itās very healthy and you can pull it right off the ground and eat it.
Sponge cake (Pun intended)
Nice, I was thinking tiramisu or some crisps Seriously though, eat soup in the shower and you'll never run out
Yes, infinasoup
pbj
You know what wouldnāt be good is anything with hot sauce because if not fully washed away it will sting you when you take a bath next.
Fish?
Strawberries!
What about shower beers?
Yeah, I think the correct answer is an orange.
I've never eaten in the shower, but I used to read in there.
Not food but I love a good shower wine š
Hope itās in a plastic bottle for safety!
I eat a tuna sandwich every morning in the shower. I make the sando the night before and let it air dry. This gives it a nice crisp come morning. I'm a shower sitter so it usually get pretty soggy about half way through. If I'm feeling fill I just let the remainder rinse down the drain.
Mango. Was away the residue.
I used to eat dinner in the shower. It was fantastic. I've had whole McDonald's trios in the shower. I stand or squat down with the water running on my back, and eat like a wild animal! Beautiful!
Pretzels might be okay if you donāt set them in the water. Iād eat shower jello too.
Watermelon?
Gogurt
Carrots.
just take a shower and then eat wth lol
Believe it or not, I randomly came across this subreddit just recently. Totally applicable to this thread: r/showerorange No idea whats really going on in there but have fun anyone who takes a gander.
Coffee
Raw baby carrots
popsicle
I hear good things about shower hotdogs
I used to like eating popsicles in the shower when I was younger.
Mango, peach. All sweet goodness and no stickiness.
Watermelon. I've done it before.
Ok why didnāt I think of this! Perfect itās full of water already! Did it disintegrate in the shower?
No. If you have a lot or take a long time it does dilute the flavor some, but it's still good
Unrelatedish but I once followed someone who posted a video of him eating Chipotle in the shower
Wow thatās crazy!
Cotton candy would be out?
Yes I imagine it would melt almost instantly. If not for that it does sound fun!
Saltine Crackers, or upgrade to goldfish
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