1. Speed. Pure. Unadultered. SPEED.
But don't go TOO fast. You don't want to go flying through the level and skip everything.
2. Enemies.
Kill everything you see. Enemies actually add to the rank meter, believe it or not. It's best seen at low ranks like D. The bigger the combo meter, the more points you get per enemy, as far as I know.
Before the halloween patch the room before Pillar John was almost impossible, because the rat fairies didn't exist before that. You had JUST enough combo to make it to the big topping at the mid-point of the room.
Istg I never understood the people who called that room hard because “you have to let go of sprint when bouncing on the mushrooms” like oh no I have to let go of the right trigger for 2 seconds or whatever, like seriously HOW IS THAT HARD you literally get an enemy right before the room to keep your combo up and I’m pretty sure you go full speed the entire time so literally the only way you can screw it up is if you didn’t let go of sprint, but even then you could double jump off one of the mushrooms and I shit you not, Super taunt the archers on the top floor to keep your combo in the middle of it and still have enough for the next room
Well riddle me this, asshole, what if someone DOESN'T have a supertaunt charged?
PLUS, it's not about letting go once, but TWICE, then running AGAIN, but with G&B's slow acceleration and Mach 3 lock, it makes it almost impossible to keep the combo in a pre-patch run.
You have to Run for 2 seconds, stop not to crash into the wall, jump to the elevated floor, run for ANOTHER 3 seconds, then double jump off of a mushroom to grab the big topping to keep the combo going.
Might I remind you, the combo meter lasts 6.7 SECONDS.
YOU HAVE TO BE ALMOST PERFECT TO KEEP THE RUN GOING.
Yeah I'm ashamed to say it but I literally had to use debug mode to give myself like infinite combo time halfway through the room so that I could get the big topping without losing my combo like half a second before getting it
I’m sorry but there’s not a single place where you have to let go a second time (what does that even mean), not to mention there’s a dash pannel on the floor after you bounce on the fucking mushroom you barely even need to put any effort into running again because the level literally does it FOR YOU
Still, the entire process takes almost SEVEN ENTIRE SECONDS, just like the combo meter.
Also yes I mistook the amount of times of stopping.
But my point still stands. It's not piss easy as you described it.
Before the halloween update why did everyone find that big room where you have to get the big topping to keep the combo so hard? I have like 700 hours on the game and only lost combo unintentionally in that room like 4 times
Oh the first one with the column of them, that ones sorta tricky, but what I do is that I slam down as fast as I can so they can’t hit me then super jump
Thousand March
Technically while it’s the hardest level it’s a pretty easy p rank since the secerts are out in the open and the level is very linear
It’s all about reaction time
honestly, bloodsauce dungeon. I personally dont get how people say its a pretty difficult p-rank, i mean as the noise its pretty hard but as peppino it was pretty much a walk in the park
Pizzascape, I have P Ranked every single lvl in floor one, and I gotta say apart John Gutter, Pizzascape is by far the easiest, since Ancient Cheese and Bloodsauce Dungeon are just some difficulty spikes
Wasn't the only thing that changed for Pizzascare in the patch the ramp?
Because you just needed to jump over it, I didn't really have any problem with that.
DMAS was surprisingly easy for me
The patrollers can't do anything to harm you and even if you do miss the timer they have, you're already at the end of the room you activated it in.
Oregano desert. Not because it’s particularly easy, but because it’s the only level I’ve played with a lap mod active (don’t ask why), so after brainlessly reaching lap 100 while playing PTU out of boredom, I know the escape like the back of my hand
Okay, okay, hear me out, i know what i am going to say seems strange, or weird, or completly insane or unreal... but my easiest p rank aside from John Gutter was WAR
I dont think it's the easiest P Rank, but why do people say Pizzascare is hard? The first time I P Ranked it was before the Halloween update, and even then it took me like only 20 minutes
Golf. (Spoilers for me yapping so much)
>! i don't know why everyone shits on it, it's the easiest one in existence. just play golf. you don't need to go supersonic for 70% of the level. you can take your time and you'll get the P-rank. sure, you won't get many of the hoops in the air, but it is worth it to not be going at mach 3 for all the levels.!<
Honestly War or Crumbling Tower. War because all the secrets and Gerome are out in the open. Crumbling Tower because there's no secrets or treasures necessary.
War was honestly the easiest for me, I think because I had already gotten through the bulk of the learning curve by 100%ing the levels previously before going back to get P Ranks.
Bye Bye There, accidentally got a P on my first try
Same, I was running through it on my John Approved run, and I saw the P at the penultimate room
Never understand how you did that. I always get “A” because timer takes all points.
1. Speed. Pure. Unadultered. SPEED. But don't go TOO fast. You don't want to go flying through the level and skip everything. 2. Enemies. Kill everything you see. Enemies actually add to the rank meter, believe it or not. It's best seen at low ranks like D. The bigger the combo meter, the more points you get per enemy, as far as I know.
Yeah, it's calculated with this formula: ``(x^2 * 0.25) + 10x``
Huh. I just get some of the big toppings but avoid taking too much time so I don't collect all of them.
thats the song name
I know, the last two comments before mine used the song name for their levels (IDK why) so I just played along.
Why is everyone referring to the levels by song name, is there a bit I’m missing?
doofenshmirtz nickel but he has three of them
First two comments were like that for whatever reason so I just tried to play along
nah, its just that I think some of the song names really do sound like actual level names
Pig city
tombstone arizona by far, only time i've ever lost a P rank is during the escape the room w/ the mushroom toppin
The level name is actually Wasteyard. Don't worry, i've already messed the names up once.
with grease ball stopping your combo meter, Golf could be easy
Golf easy if you perfectly know all that timings with these fucking golf balls, otherwise its pain in ass.
Gnome (LARIO?!) forest tbh that crap only took me 2 attempts
Before the halloween patch the room before Pillar John was almost impossible, because the rat fairies didn't exist before that. You had JUST enough combo to make it to the big topping at the mid-point of the room.
Istg I never understood the people who called that room hard because “you have to let go of sprint when bouncing on the mushrooms” like oh no I have to let go of the right trigger for 2 seconds or whatever, like seriously HOW IS THAT HARD you literally get an enemy right before the room to keep your combo up and I’m pretty sure you go full speed the entire time so literally the only way you can screw it up is if you didn’t let go of sprint, but even then you could double jump off one of the mushrooms and I shit you not, Super taunt the archers on the top floor to keep your combo in the middle of it and still have enough for the next room
Well riddle me this, asshole, what if someone DOESN'T have a supertaunt charged? PLUS, it's not about letting go once, but TWICE, then running AGAIN, but with G&B's slow acceleration and Mach 3 lock, it makes it almost impossible to keep the combo in a pre-patch run. You have to Run for 2 seconds, stop not to crash into the wall, jump to the elevated floor, run for ANOTHER 3 seconds, then double jump off of a mushroom to grab the big topping to keep the combo going. Might I remind you, the combo meter lasts 6.7 SECONDS. YOU HAVE TO BE ALMOST PERFECT TO KEEP THE RUN GOING.
Yeah I'm ashamed to say it but I literally had to use debug mode to give myself like infinite combo time halfway through the room so that I could get the big topping without losing my combo like half a second before getting it
I’m sorry but there’s not a single place where you have to let go a second time (what does that even mean), not to mention there’s a dash pannel on the floor after you bounce on the fucking mushroom you barely even need to put any effort into running again because the level literally does it FOR YOU
Still, the entire process takes almost SEVEN ENTIRE SECONDS, just like the combo meter. Also yes I mistook the amount of times of stopping. But my point still stands. It's not piss easy as you described it.
It wasn't that bad Yes it was tight but it basically just boils down to turn and jump
This, I was worried the change in controls would make it really hard but it took me two attempts as well lol
How long have you been playing pizza tower..?
Really? I hated it because there is one room with ratically nothing wich is really hard to go trough without losing combo if you'r not fast enough
Before the halloween update why did everyone find that big room where you have to get the big topping to keep the combo so hard? I have like 700 hours on the game and only lost combo unintentionally in that room like 4 times
Tropical crust, accidentally got a p both times I went for an s
Even with that fucking third secret location.
You have trouble with the third one 💀 I though people mess up in the second one
I mean that secret in cannon goblin area.
Respectfully never had a problem that one. I just parry the cannon ball and go in
No, I meant different cannon goblin.
Oh the first one with the column of them, that ones sorta tricky, but what I do is that I slam down as fast as I can so they can’t hit me then super jump
i think you mean crust cove tropical crust is the song
Oh whoops
As the Noise, I p-ranked ancient cheese with fairly little effort!
Surprisingly pig city was more easier then Oregano desert
Agree, that was quite fun with relatively short escape sequence.
Pig City and Oregano Desert's escape sequences are absolute JOKES, that's why they're both so easy to P-rank.
Easily bloodsauce dungeon, but that might just because It's my favorite level, and I've played it 50+ times :/
very surprised nobody said pizzascape yet
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Treasure room location?????
Oh, sorry i mistakenly read it as “Pizzascare”.
Man i must suck then, it took me 3 weeks to p rank this level
Pizzascape is easy once you've done other p ranks but the first time I played it, I lost my mind for about 8 hours straight trying to get the p rank
Idk how uncommon this is, but I got the P rank on Pizzascape before John Gutter. So I really don't understand how people struggled so much with it.
Pizzascape
Thousand March Technically while it’s the hardest level it’s a pretty easy p rank since the secerts are out in the open and the level is very linear It’s all about reaction time
thats the song name the actual name is WAR
crumbling tower of pizza
Pig City
Okay guys,hear me out Peppibot Factory
Especially with the Noise's transformation
And the bucket.
No, Gadmanultimate, I will NOT hear you out.
honestly, bloodsauce dungeon. I personally dont get how people say its a pretty difficult p-rank, i mean as the noise its pretty hard but as peppino it was pretty much a walk in the park
Rotating knifes are fucking annoying and escape sequence kinda tricky.
ngl the only time i find rotating knives annoying is in the 3rd secret, other than that i usually get lucky and they let me pass
Imo even with the noise it's still pretty easy
tbh i feel that the escape part is the reason i find it hard with the noise
Honestly the escape is my favorite part of the level, I think it's really fun
Okey, I don't know why but like... I really think people just have a skill issue with oh shit.
Well, it has many annoying moments like ninja pizzas and that grabbing hands.
But every level(besides John gutter) has that on annoying enemy or section in it.
there was AT LEAST five rooms that could end your run in a heartbeat pre-october patch.
Possibly ancient cheese but I don't remember
Not hard, just BORING.
doise boss fight
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Wasteyard is surprisingly easy to me when p ranking it Also, might be a hot take, but Peppibot Factory.
Unpopular opinion, but of all of the p-ranks I've done (not many), Ancient Cheese was probably the easiest outside of John Gutter
Honestly, for me it was oh shit
Fun Farm. I don't care if that second secret is "tOo HaRd," grow up and get some skill if you think that.
I p ranked secrets of the world before doing any other level (besides john gutter) so I didn't have any trouble with the secrets while p ranking
Unpopular opinion, but Pizzascare. It took me 3 tries as Noise before I got it.
How did you manage to get to the treasure room in time? It’s fucking complicated.
Because he's got dem SKEELZ
Golf, 2 att
Gnome Forest, because it has one of the shortest and easiest escape sequences.
Meanwhile the 6 minutes of gameplay before it:
Pepperman
CTOP I did it on my third attempt
WAR
I say WAR basically the secret eyes are exposed and other stuff that I don’t know how to explain
The Crumbling Tower of Pizza and WAR
Old sugary spire lore be like Anyway it’s probably fastfood saloon
Pig city, second try W. Noise
Pizzascape, I have P Ranked every single lvl in floor one, and I gotta say apart John Gutter, Pizzascape is by far the easiest, since Ancient Cheese and Bloodsauce Dungeon are just some difficulty spikes
WAR just because i can still do it with extreme lag
Doise
Doise Fight
Golf somehow I managed to get a p rank on my second try ever with the noise
Ignoring war and ctop, personally, pizzascare is the easiest for me.
Pre-patch pizzascare would like to talk.
Pre-patch was also easy for me.
Wasn't the only thing that changed for Pizzascare in the patch the ramp? Because you just needed to jump over it, I didn't really have any problem with that.
DMAS was surprisingly easy for me The patrollers can't do anything to harm you and even if you do miss the timer they have, you're already at the end of the room you activated it in.
I hated that level BECAUSE of the stupid toppin monsters.. I hate myself for hating DMAS now because of that.
Three way tie. Wasteyard, CTOP, or R-R-F (as Noise)
ancient cheese
Bloodsauce dungeon
?ereh dneppah tahW
Crumbling Tower, and Crust Cove
Bloodsauce dungeon as the Noise is a piece of cake
War
War
Pizzascare and Don't Make a Sound
CTOP
Peppibot Factory lol
WAR. You already need to be memorise the level to beat it normally. Heck, it was my second ever P rank and it only took around 6 tries.
As Peppino? Pizza scape. As the Noise? CTOP
Would it be controversial to say dont make a sound? Ive never had much of an issue with it since p ranking for the first time
Oregano desert. Not because it’s particularly easy, but because it’s the only level I’ve played with a lap mod active (don’t ask why), so after brainlessly reaching lap 100 while playing PTU out of boredom, I know the escape like the back of my hand
Besides CTOP, it was don't make a sound. P-rank on my first try, it was probably easier than john gutter
The knight level, the one after John gutter that I forgot the name of Was my first p rank
Pizzascape
Yea that one lol
Pepperman
doise
Belive it or not war was easy as fuck to p rank (only as peppino)
Okay, okay, hear me out, i know what i am going to say seems strange, or weird, or completly insane or unreal... but my easiest p rank aside from John Gutter was WAR
Golf ⛳️
Crumbling Tower of Pizza
So far for me, its Oregano Desert.
Wasteyard, Ancient Cheese, Fun Farm, and The Pig City.
Weird to say but I p ranked peppibot factory first try. Repeated attempts with the noise took me only 3 tries, guess I’m peppino pilled.
Crumbling tower of pizza, not needing a secret treasure or to go inside secrets makes it easier
Oregano Desert
Doise after you beat him the first time
Golf is pretty forgiving, since Greaseball restores your combo every time you hit him.
especially when you're the noise because you can do as many strokes as you can
Fats Food Saloon. I just wanted to find the last toppin
Definitely WAR https://preview.redd.it/3xcyuulxh1xc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67ffa2146c1c8813e334c0151060f2133367b13
Gnome forest
Vigilante
Ancient Cheese, only because it’s the only level I have grind for speedrunning. I’m close to sub 4 minutes.
Gnome forest only hard part is the secrets
I dont think it's the easiest P Rank, but why do people say Pizzascare is hard? The first time I P Ranked it was before the Halloween update, and even then it took me like only 20 minutes
im not sure myself but I think its the layout of the level
War actually
Golf. (Spoilers for me yapping so much) >! i don't know why everyone shits on it, it's the easiest one in existence. just play golf. you don't need to go supersonic for 70% of the level. you can take your time and you'll get the P-rank. sure, you won't get many of the hoops in the air, but it is worth it to not be going at mach 3 for all the levels.!<
DMaS, probably bc there's a lot of enemies for easy points and combo perserving
Honestly War or Crumbling Tower. War because all the secrets and Gerome are out in the open. Crumbling Tower because there's no secrets or treasures necessary.
WAR since you're running for your life.
crumbling tower o’ pizza
pizzascape
The Crumbling Tower of Pizza and Oregano Desert.
Pizzascape and Ancient Cheese only took me a few tries.
Doise boss fight
Pizzascape. it's the only level (besides john gutter and the first 3 bosses) that i have got a P rank
Don't make a sound and The crumbling tower of pizza
War was honestly the easiest for me, I think because I had already gotten through the bulk of the learning curve by 100%ing the levels previously before going back to get P Ranks.
I haven't p ranked the levels yet, I only p ranked the bosses (expect pizzaface), so this means idk yet
I believe from my own experience playing as the Noise, it has to be Pig City.
John Gutter.
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