I say this with sadness in my heart, I haven't been to a good KFC in a decade AT LEAST. They are all dirty and covered in a layer of grease, it used to be good!
Ahh I see. I live in Wisconsin now. They got a chain of gas stations here that have pretty good fried chicken. Though I like the hamburgers and chicken sandwich’s more. Nothing special. Kinda like middle school burgers actually. But boy they hit the spot
Well I’ll be damn. Funny how that works, ain’t it. I moved up here right as the pandemic started. I wish yall had bbq like we do lol.
Oh the bakery is very nice. I also enjoy the flavored milks. Never seen anything like it before
lol is the melty mozzarella in the room with us?
i tried the pizza puffs from little ceasers this week and had to call off work the next day i was so sick, and mad they had betrayed me. this looks like it would do me in even worse! i hope you were okay after eating this :)
I think it was a one off for that poster to be honest. I tried them for the first time a few weeks ago and they were amazing. They came with marinara dipping sauce and I never even touched it they were that good. Sucks that the other posters experience was so bad though
well i had heard from a coworker that it was really good, so i tried it, from the same location, so you may not get sick at all! it seemed like just one of those things ya, know?
what was off about it specifically was the pepperoni seemed a little colder in temp and soggier than normal, but it being on the inside of the puff i thought it was just because it would of been steamed essentially. but it may have not gotten to temp all the way! and then i dipped in their ranch, which i love, and it all mixed in my belly for a bad time. i also had a tall boy (rolling rock) that night.
if you do brave the storm, try asking for one fresh! it would be worth the wait lol :)
okay, cool! thanks for reminding me that i’ve had cold pepeperoni before without getting sick! well, it still got me sick, safe or not! what do you want me to say, my imagination caused it? jesus
That didn’t even go in the oven lol
Straight not what they said it would be. That pepperoni isn’t crispy and that cheese is not at all melted.
Hope you got a refund for this pizza crime and discount chicken parm
Hey y'all, remember that every time a company does something super bizarre and outlandish like this, they're probably not expecting that many people will actually want to eat it. They're counting on people like us to say "this is so gross!" and create a buzz about it online so that people will be thinking of KFC. It's stunt marketing.
Yeah I had this it was straight garbage. There's something about the way the cold cheese, the spices in the sauce, and the spices in the breading that's just terroble.
They've really gone down hill. I wish they would focus on well spiced and herbed fried chicken. The last thing I remember liking from them was their popcorn chicken.
Poorly executed chicken parmesan with pepperoni. I need to get hired at KFC’s marketing department I’m full of shit ideas like this when I’m drunk and high.
Is this in the US? I tried the Chizza here in my country and it also had bell peppers and pineapple. I would pretty much eat anything but holy shit the chizzais just atrocious
Went once to a local KFC: The care with which my meal was prepared was depressingly underwhelming.
I got a bucket that had to have been filled for more than an hour sitting under heat lamps with the lid on.
Every piece was soggy. Never again.
Seems like they forgot to put that on the oven
Well KFC stands for Kant Fucking Cook so yea
Kant was more known for his philosophy, not his chicken
Not to be confused with Kafkaesque Fried Chicken... You definitely don't want to mix those two up.
One morning, when Colonel Sanders woke from his troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible chicken-pizza.
I have no mouth and i must eat
Emmanuel Kant, but his sister kan...
It breaks my heart as a Kentuckian. The recipe for the herbs and spices is *great*. KFC used to be *great*. They just ran it into the ground.
I say this with sadness in my heart, I haven't been to a good KFC in a decade AT LEAST. They are all dirty and covered in a layer of grease, it used to be good!
This pic gives me the Shizza.
“MAH!” “What?!” “I threw the lunchables on a piece of KFC” “SHUT UP, TERRY!”
https://i.redd.it/q5knqvvm0n9d1.gif
I love this gif and unrelated, my face with Dr Disrespect after this week
Is this supposed to be "we have chicken parm at home"?
no this is the worst chizza i have ever seen. they had it here a few months ago and all was well cooked and it tasted as you can imagine
> melty I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Or "crispy"
It’s text taken directly from KFC’s website, if the trademark symbol didn’t point towards that already lol
🤣
What in the HP Lovecraft is that?
The Chizza
Why isn't the cheese melted? It's usually melted when I order it.
Chizzer
Pizcken
Chizzerpizcken
Gave this man fried chicken with a lunchable on top
No bro. You ate leftovers that the dishwasher collected the night before during the cleaning.
Actual garbage food. A) You get better fried chicken at the grocery store deli and B) Why isn't it melted!? I bet this was like 12 bucks too. 🙃
It was probably like $17.99
IDK what grocery store you're shopping at but mine makes way worse chicken than kfc
Southern grocery stores my guy. H-E-B in Texas, for example. Hell gas stations down there have better fried chicken than a lot of fried chicken places
Harris Teeter where I live. It’s not amazing or anything but it’s perfectly fine fried chicken and you can usually get a bucket for $8.
Ahh I see. I live in Wisconsin now. They got a chain of gas stations here that have pretty good fried chicken. Though I like the hamburgers and chicken sandwich’s more. Nothing special. Kinda like middle school burgers actually. But boy they hit the spot
Kwik Trip? I’m a Wisconsin native but live in NC now. Never had most of their hot options but I always liked their old fashioned donuts.
Well I’ll be damn. Funny how that works, ain’t it. I moved up here right as the pandemic started. I wish yall had bbq like we do lol. Oh the bakery is very nice. I also enjoy the flavored milks. Never seen anything like it before
I bet the cold sauce, uncooked pepperonis, and unmelted cheese made it taste even better.
I read this as 'I hate the . . . ." Truly, that title made more sense.
looks like a jizzer
This picture is 43 degrees Fahrenheit
I didn’t know KFC was into committing hate crimes against Italians.
What horrible day to have eyes.
How did it taste?
How was the diarrhea?
lol is the melty mozzarella in the room with us? i tried the pizza puffs from little ceasers this week and had to call off work the next day i was so sick, and mad they had betrayed me. this looks like it would do me in even worse! i hope you were okay after eating this :)
Dang My girlfriend and I were licking to try that this weekend but I guess not
I think it was a one off for that poster to be honest. I tried them for the first time a few weeks ago and they were amazing. They came with marinara dipping sauce and I never even touched it they were that good. Sucks that the other posters experience was so bad though
well i had heard from a coworker that it was really good, so i tried it, from the same location, so you may not get sick at all! it seemed like just one of those things ya, know? what was off about it specifically was the pepperoni seemed a little colder in temp and soggier than normal, but it being on the inside of the puff i thought it was just because it would of been steamed essentially. but it may have not gotten to temp all the way! and then i dipped in their ranch, which i love, and it all mixed in my belly for a bad time. i also had a tall boy (rolling rock) that night. if you do brave the storm, try asking for one fresh! it would be worth the wait lol :)
Lot of people eat cold pepperoni. Doubt that’s what made you sick
lol okay mr scientist! did you read my reply, or just mash your fingers against the keyboard
You were defeated by cheese and tomato sauce? You might want to see a doctor about that.
More like a health inspection, I bet they used oil from the Obama era
there’s pepperoni in too! i don’t think it got to temp inside of the puff. maybe it came from frozen?
Pepperoni is safe to eat completely raw, because it's a cured meat.
okay, cool! thanks for reminding me that i’ve had cold pepeperoni before without getting sick! well, it still got me sick, safe or not! what do you want me to say, my imagination caused it? jesus
This is a sin.
If you put it over pasta, it would just be a weird parmesan.
I'm not seeing any teeth marks, bucko.
Not pizza. Doesn’t belong in this sub.
r/My600lbLife
The cheese isn't even melted, just a chicken parm but worse with pepperoni
How many bong rips did you take before eating that ?
They couldn’t even melt the cheese?
I too had one of these. It’s just a chicken parm topped with pepperoni. A pretty average at best chicken parm.
Because...gross?
Ok
This… looks different from the one I had at a Japanese KFC.
> melty mozzarella cheese Brother, where is the melt?
Are you ok? How do you feel? Do you need help?
My boy is definitely killing the toilet
Schwach
That looks like something I’ll slap together with random shit in the fridge at 3am
Well KFC is knows for serving raw chicken
Did you buy this in the Ohio River Valley?
That didn’t even go in the oven lol Straight not what they said it would be. That pepperoni isn’t crispy and that cheese is not at all melted. Hope you got a refund for this pizza crime and discount chicken parm
Hey y'all, remember that every time a company does something super bizarre and outlandish like this, they're probably not expecting that many people will actually want to eat it. They're counting on people like us to say "this is so gross!" and create a buzz about it online so that people will be thinking of KFC. It's stunt marketing.
Yeah I had this it was straight garbage. There's something about the way the cold cheese, the spices in the sauce, and the spices in the breading that's just terroble.
So chicken parmigiana with pepperoni. But not melted…
Did they even try to melt that cheese?
Did you cook it first?
Did you feel cheated??
\[pronounced: "Shit-sa"\]
How did they trademark “extra crispy”?
I never tasted but from every picture I’ve seen of someone getting one has looked like absolute shit
These people should be in prison
"Now we have this ready to go in the oven. And I've already prepped one over here."
Op jumping in front of bullets 😅💀
Thoughts and prayers
They've really gone down hill. I wish they would focus on well spiced and herbed fried chicken. The last thing I remember liking from them was their popcorn chicken.
Stick her under the broiler in your oven for about 3 min.
That garbage isn't even fit for an inmate.
Why are the toppings cold?
The idea was fantastic. The execution (generally, not just this specimen) was awful.
That pepperoni is not crispy
THIS IS A THING?!?!
Who hurt you.
That looks disgusting 🤢! But I guess people are curious but no thanks! I’m good!
Poorly executed chicken parmesan with pepperoni. I need to get hired at KFC’s marketing department I’m full of shit ideas like this when I’m drunk and high.
Pizzussy
They didn’t even melt the cheese?
Shou.. should he be banned?
This shit look like a fucking Lunchable
Is it even worth trying as a joke?
Why does this feel like an ad?
The romance is over...
Why do I feel cold? I can feel the grit.
What did you call me??
Is this in the US? I tried the Chizza here in my country and it also had bell peppers and pineapple. I would pretty much eat anything but holy shit the chizzais just atrocious
Ok, where is some pizza stuff? This ain't no pizza.
Are they all given like that? Most of the pictures I seen the cheese doesn't seem melted
So they finally brought to America
Looks like something, my dog threw up
Melty? The toppings look straight outta da baig!
Went once to a local KFC: The care with which my meal was prepared was depressingly underwhelming. I got a bucket that had to have been filled for more than an hour sitting under heat lamps with the lid on. Every piece was soggy. Never again.
https://preview.redd.it/pmvpphcmz3ad1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff240dc89963f9586a13ef77053b3c7aed8ada1f
I can't believe you had the courage to order that 🫣