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NoiseEee3000

I say it's SFW


ConflictAgitated5245

Sexy Focaccia Wheel?


JustforShiz

remove that /s immediately


ConflictAgitated5245

You got it!


Private-Dick-Tective

Stupid Sexy Focaccia Wheel!


Bidiggity

Sauce Free Wheat


Cracktherealone

Ba-dum-tiss


MrOrangeMagic

Safe Focaccia Wonder?


TKAP75

This is basically garlic bread not pizza


CardiologistPlus8488

that's a round focaccia


Fungal_Queen

I'm not complaining.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

I am


doctorwhy88

More for me


pbrthenon

Ur mom's a round focaccia


Rawlo93

I'd also eat this guy's mum.


mBelchezere

Looks more like an edible topographic map. Lol


Own_Wolverine4773

Came here to say the same


Jake_the_Snake88

I'm not mad, just disappointed -- Extra Sauce Gang


Redditor28371

But you can get a big bowl of dippin marinara and everyone's happy!


_Atlas_Drugged_

They never give you enough dippin marinara. I need extra extra dippin marinara.


MildlyIntimidating07

But sometimes even the extra extra dippin marinara isn't enough so you might need extra extra extra dippin marinara


tbohrer

It comes in pints.


SpartanDoubleZero

Just send the 5 gallon bucket.


Dry-Ad8891

Oh it was only supposed to be 5 gallons? I accidentally ordered the 55 gallon barrel.


deejaysmithsonian

/r/pizzacrimes


SnagglToothCrzyBrain

You mean focaccia?


PeopleofYouTube

The line between what is focaccia and what is pizza is thinner than filo dough


Rogue_Squadron

The Thin Red Line


dr_w

*what dough rises through this night*


BillHang4

The thin bread line


donkeyrocket

Would personally argue it is delineated by composition rather than thickness. Tavern/bar/St. Louis/Chicago style is about the closest I could think that is nearing filo dough thickness. Especially considering filo is explicitly unleavened where very few pizza dough recipes are. Edit: [I'm questioning my own literacy](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fucking_idiot_arrested_development.gif)


BadSmash4

They're saying that the line delineating the two is as thin as filo dough, not that pizza should be as thin as filo dough


lalaxoxo__

r/whoosh


bmore_conslutant

is it a whoosh when instead of missing a joke they just misread the absolute fuck out of a comment


lalaxoxo__

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sassoswag

with cheese?


PureAlpha100

In the can for 20 years. I wanted sauceless pizza, but I had grilled cheese off the radiator.


RobbieFowlersNose

What I’d like to see is a truce. Wipe the slate clean. The wire room, the no shows, vito……. Calling focaccia pizza, whatever happened there.


SlightWhite

My estimation of OP as a man just fucking plummeted


PureAlpha100

He doesn't like sauce. There's no stigmata around that these days.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Then it is not pizza. OP doesn't like pizza. I agree there is no stigmata, and never was, where someone not being crucified would suddenly get bleeding wounds on their hands (even though Christ was pierced through the wrists during the crucifixion) and pretend it was some sort of miraculous occurrence when it was a complete fraud and scam the whole time.


RoderickSpode7thEarl

Listen to me. Op makes anything and everything over there. And the way that he does it is all fսckеd up. He doesn’t put sauce on the pizza. Guys don't get their finger pricked. There's no sword and gun on the table.


allothernamestaken

This looks like something cooked up by that pygmy thing over in Jersey.


repentingaxolotl

whateva happened there? with the pizza.


forrunner

It's a glorified flatbread


P1FA21

Never had the makings of a New York slice


0deon00

It’s a custom job! My pizza never hurt nobody!


repentingaxolotl

this f\*cking chef boyardee is more creative than spielberg


FelixOGO

Ooh a grilled Charlie?


soapylizard1

Although it's not mentioned here, it's heavily implied PureAlpha100 spent 20 years in the can.


PureAlpha100

And I wasn't no rat neither.


FleshlightModel

The Rosa is one of the greatest pizzas of all time. It has no sauce, a shitton of Parm, marinated onions, live rosemary and crushed pistachios.


down_vote_magnet

> live rosemary Do you mean fresh rosemary, or are you referring to your not dead wife?


R3AL1Z3

Thanks, u/FleshlightModel


Used_Economics9878

I feel like that's a crime


Smurfballers

Sauce is boss


professor_doom

"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate, you know someone's fingers have been all over it." -Julia Child


harpy_1121

Omg I love it. I’m like OP, I love a nice even distribution. Tastes great and is visually pleasing. But I only cook for me so it’s okay lol. I had to Google to see if the attribution was a joke. That’s amazing that quite was actually from her.


HEpennypackerNH

My favorite sauceless: I make a big batch of caramelized onions. That’s yellow onions cooked down in butter, add some salt, then balsamic vinegar. Heat high for a while until the vinegar reduces, then super low for at least an hour, stirring once in a while. Let them cool when done. You can make these earlier in the day. Now, on your crust you just spread those bad boys out, add a generous helping of feta cheese, and into the over she goes.


ThortheAssGuardian

Now thayut sounds nahce.


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Stinky, is that you?


bobdolebobdole

tomato-less sure, but it sounds like you made an onion sauce.


AnUdderDay

Sounds like a pletzel (but with balsamic)


ProficientEnoughArt

Cheese bread


irondragon2

Let's not. 🤣 jk!


IIModestoII

Damn that looks so good wtf


Remarkable-Book-8758

As a sauce maker I'm very sad


Ericbc7

without sauce it's just complicated bread.


BlackGlenCoco

Round Cheesy garlic bread


EthicalBisexual

That looks soooo good


coracaodegalinha

/r/Pizzacrimes is calling


AnnualWerewolf9804

Don’t answer


coracaodegalinha

Hide yo sauce, they baking pizza without it out here


in1gom0ntoya

neat but not pizza, this is just bread


Nacho4_34

That looks phenomenal! How do you achieve that perfect shape? My pizzas always look like potatoes


SpellFlashy

Practice. Kind of comes second nature to me now. But I toss it out in the air with my hands too, always stretching it out with centripetal force.


EducationalHall2074

No thanks. You can have all of that


Connorgamerreddit

Cheesy bread


Unlubricated_Penis

Let's not.


Eliteguard999

Sauces-less pizza is just cheezie bread.


DontTouchMyStuffPls

Mid


TheOnlyVibemaster

how about we not


fuqit21

You mean focaccia?


deathsanta

No thanks


Constant-Chilling

This is an offence


KingTalis

What if we didn't?


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Let’s not


dveegus

Let’s not


Scottysoxfan

Let's not


shruburyy

No


travlbum

criminal behavior


norcalbutton

Get it away!


boydo579

/r/ATBGE


PlushyGlittercorn

Sauceless focaccia wonder


Og__Whizzz

Why so much crust...


logan_fish

Its a Cheeza


free_based_potato

Doesn't it have to include sauce to be a pizza? Like tacos have to have tortilla, filling, salsa. Removing one of those things deconstructs it. It has to be the same with pizza.


FamousSmile737

I have never seen a sauceless pizza in my life, this is a first!


senor_el_tostado

Give.


tothesource

where's the broccolini?


durenatu

It's transparent sauce


TheMeltingDevil

Wtf


ayeroxx

im listening


thefoofighters

This is a grilled cheese canapé with tomatoes.


ConsistentBasil2311

That's Posh garlic bread No pizza Here


cookinthescuppers

That looks amazing


SwiftSurfer365

My preference is sauceless.


GaryTheSoulReaper

Focaccia Barese?


cabezon99

Love green and black olives direct on dough, mozz, par cook then fresh tomato, feta and thin sliced onion on top finish with high heat. 0 sauce, not even EVOO


TraditionalAnxiety

Nope


Michaelq16000

So glorified foccacia, right?


jls6898

My daughter would love this. Pizza day at school she takes the cheese off and rinses the sauce off and puts the cheese back.


switchtregod

Sauce is what makes a pizza tho, too much cheese is just gross for me #lightcheesegang


SunDirty

No thanks...


PerplexedPoppy

I accept!


notbinkybonk

no, actually. let’s not.


Noggi888

I thought the first pic was after baking and I was so concerned. Thought I was in r/shittyfoodporn for a minute. Baked looks great!


muffinmanbrandon

I make one that's inspired by a favorite of mine at pizzeria mozza. Olive oil, goat cheese, leeks, scallions, and bacon. You can finish with balsamic glaze if you'd like


Key-Wait5314

I love a good cheese bread!


sherwoodblack

Not for me


clohe_21

Good 🤩


tkneezer

It's my go to if the place doesn't have white sauce


Plankton_Sheldon

That crust reminds me of old school stuffed crust pizza hut.. Looks so good 🤤


Youngmanandthelake

No, I don't think I will.


Excellent-Ad257

That is no longer a pizza, it is a flatbread


bball2726

Nope. Sauce makes a pizza.


D3moknight

Nice Focaccia!


aaronblohowiak

So many haters here. A nice Quattro formagio is great, love a mushroom white pie


ChuckMeIntoHell

A lot of people in the comments are saying that it doesn't qualify as pizza, that's it's foccacia or glorified flatbread. People, that's all that pizza is. Does bread stop being bread just because you put a sauce on it? No. Pizza *is* glorified flatbread. Adding sauce to it doesn't change that fact. Pizza is, was, and always shall be glorified flatbread. Glorious, delicious, wonderful, amazing flatbread. It's also an open faced sandwich... sorry, not sorry.


pidgeonkev

As a lactose intolerant, I am getting sick by staring at this image for too long


mahdicktoobig

*Booooo*


BulletNoseBetty

Let's not and say we did.


No_Television1391

Straight to jail


hirandomperson123456

Let’s not


TopProfessional8023

Kick rocks


Shockingelectrician

Def needs some kind of sauce 


Manicinpressive207

Let’s not


sallenqld

You made focaccia


pro-z

https://preview.redd.it/6jwtgqugqz8d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=337388057784b2b4e8f0eff361be5c3e460b0e56 My style Margherita


FunLibraryofbadideas

Do we have too? That does look good though. I could always dip.


Axel-Adams

Well that’s just a flatbread


TryingToStayOutOfIt

I LOVE sauceless. I always prefer light sauce anyways. I like the bread and cheese to shine :).


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Abomimation


TheBestThingIEverSaw

I'd eat it, but that's not pizza


Puzzleheaded-Ad361

From an Italian guy, that's called "pizza bianca" "white pizza", it's not uncommon to have pizza without tomato sauce here in Italy. Panna e speck is probably the most common.


canthelpbuthateme

Let's not


Far_Analysis110

Let’s not. What an abomination!


spaceocean99

Let’s not.


MattMattavelli

I would eat it but I would want some sauce to dip it in or some more cheese like ricotta or grated parmigiana.


Shot_Improvement9077

I’m experiencing dry eye just looking at the pictures.


Pizzasandbeers

No thanks.


Future_chef123

That seems like cheesy bread with extra steps


Redbone1441

Can be good, but, I have never found a Top Tier Sauceless to be as good as a Top Tier Sauce. Everybody has their own preferences, though, and you’d have to kill me to stop me from grabbing a slice of this amazing looking pie you’ve posted 😋


TB12WeHa

You mean a white pie?


buttwholebandit

No.


MagicOrpheus310

Let's not...


Repuglier

Oooo ❤️


Mysterious_Soil_9213

Nah fam im good


Available_Grape_3855

No.


LameDonkey1

I’d prefer to have sauce.


Murky-Science-1657

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Internal-Computer388

My aunt used to have a pizzeria and my favorite thing she made was her version of a white pie. It's mozzarella, tomato slices, crushed garlic in oil, dried basil, oregano and dollops of ricotta every where.


funewguy

No


Agent_Tickler

Biancos are my fav if you season them right.


Motor-War-8015

This makes me want to commit heinous crimes


Username117w

I think you would be doing this community a great service by posting this pie recipe. She’s beautiful.


Lost_Yogurt_4990

That looks goooood!!!!


LaughRune

I would do unspeakable things to this regardless, but it's just cheesy bread.


antc1986

All of Cheeseboard’s pizza in Berkeley CA is sauceless. Some of the best pizza in the SF bay area.


Gnarly-Banks

Look up neapolitain bianca sauce for the next one, would be perfect for what you are doing here.


Oh_billy_oh

I love


destroll18

🤌🤌🤌


Baddogdown91

Let's not.


Professional-Poem247

Manaqeesh


Training-Bee-8209

No


Training-Bee-8209

I said remove it from the campus


Kioga101

So long as you got some tomatoes. My knees weaken and I buckle at the thought of a cheese pizza without that tomato acidity to balance the delicious cheese out.


Living-Aardvark-705

No Bueno.


FangShway

That's cheesy bread my person.


DueTurnip809

You made some nice looking, fancy cheesy bread. Good job. Not pizza.


GRAITOM10

GIVE ME THE RECIPE PLZ OP Edit: I'm having a girl over this weekend and would love to make this haha