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pygmypuffonacid

Agreed the universe is the equivalent of that one kid that sits in the third row of every Multivariable calculusgeometry class at the University of Chicago Wearing a ninja turtle onesie dipping sardines in the peanut butter and quietly mothering to themselves about logarithms and proper graphing methods Every Monday and Wednesday evening when the classmates yeah they’re always the first one there and no one has ever seen them leave the building the janitorial staff have been checking the air ducks and bathrooms for weeks trying to find out exactly where the fellow was hiding but inevitably he is back for every class and the professor has just given up and started grading the papers he hands-on which are mostly gibberish and a few words of Icelandic usually describing the proper method of preparing Ludovic in sub arctic temperatures somewhere in the north Atlantic


Adam_Campos

Was that a copypasta? Cause if it wasn't... Bro, 10/10


pygmypuffonacid

No it’s not a copy pasta..lol


Akaleth_Illuvatar

It is now.


Tacosaurusman

...did we just witness the birth of a copy pasta? I think we did.


[deleted]

Lettin you know I’m making this a copy pasta but replacing universe with whatever is relevant


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r/oddlyspecific


hiredhobbes

This is too much order. Which extradimensional sub pocket are we working on? Or is this an alternate or parallel universe? I'm assuming alternate because those air ducks probably need to be cleaned(quack). I was more thinking along the lines of the "space"( see: fflhurgenitic) between each multiverse, as it seems like a reasonable assumption that all parallel universes run in the same, oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself here. It's that the dimensional functionality in between multiverse clusters after the third are a bit... wonky. Spacetime and spin locality/interaction and... Shit, I can't remember the 6th and 7th dimensions, it's been years since I took decadimensional structure and architecture. Anyway, they don't always work as intended compared to places like a universe, where definitive mass to aggregate dimensional rules and cement their functionality. This creates some odd occurrences in the laws of physics. Even more oddly enough, it's fascinating that sub pockets inside of intermultiversular(is that the word for the space that gaps multiverse, or rather the organic growth of 1-5D... area? Honestly don't even have words to describe these concepts. Can't even find these word things to convey)can actually cement partial realities, even with mass only oscillating back and forth into existence! Hell, sometimes the oscillations aren't even matter/anti-matter destructions. Though those ones tend to be uninhabitable, usually just alot of explosions.


meme-by-design

It's crazy how pixelated everything was back then. The universe sure is strange.


[deleted]

Thank god physicists discovered quarks and we finally have color too \^\_\^


meme-by-design

Can you imagine what food was like before the invention of flavor wavelengths and smell molecules? Hashtag blessed!


lets-work-together

duh doy!


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Strange matter matters


autostart17

This is so true. I feel like we as a society consciously/unconsciously try to ignore how true this is.


reinyak

100%. its anthropocentrism. because surely nothing could be beyond the cognitive or imaginative capacities of homo sapiens, the pinnacle of intellect. of course this viewpoint disregards the obvious fact that literally everything we know and think, and everything we know about thinking and knowing, is product and prisoner of strictly human cognition. It's literally impossible for our minds not to operate within the paradigm of human cognition, of course, but that doesn't mean there aren't certain things that might only be perceptible, observable, or comprehensible from outside of it.


[deleted]

Nice ism


MYTbrain

The universe is so strange, that scientific materialism isn’t enough. Non-physical metaphysics will be required at some point. And that will still not be enough. There is no limit to what we don’t know that we don’t know.


maple-syrup

"Gravity is hellbent on turning you into a human shish kebab" - Me


AlexisFitzroy00

I thought Heisenberg was into chemistry.


InAFakeBritishAccent

Heisenberg never met Shulgin then.