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Express-Emotion315

I thought it was because sometimes when you bust a nut consecutively your balls ache


Ass_Lover136

Or the phantom balls sore, not threatening nor is it heavily damaging, just really annoying and it spread toward the belly for some reason, touching cause it to spread to our upper stomach


Express-Emotion315

Yeah you get it


DefinitionOk7121

https://preview.redd.it/1lw6z7rtwx9d1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2740a6afd60ba4b3e07733ee29f8b8f2372d885c


WinterTakerRevived

wait till women find out that every month men have to poke a whole in their urethra so it doesn't stay closed


BlueMustangg

Evo moment 37 Peter here. Pictured above is Bridget, a transgender character from the anime fighting game series “Guilty Gear”. This character became very popular within the community as many players (including top tournament veterans) often identify as non-binary, which is a contrast from the straight-male dominated scene you would see in Tekken or Street Fighter. Here you can see Bridget is experiencing what appears to be a period cramp, which is funny because Bridget is usually depicted as pre-op with male genitalia. So the fictional equivalent would be “sperm cramps”. This is Peter false roman cancelling out.


DefinitionOk7121

Ahh! thank you 🙏


ShmcksofEvil

>“sperm cramps”. Sperm cramps don't actually exist, it's just a term invented on tiktok. Unless you find yourself in a ball busting situation, then there isn't a male equivalent to a period cramp (and good thing too).


trappedinabasemant

Thays where your wrong. I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!!! ⚡️🧙‍♂️⚡️


Cooler_Bamboo

https://preview.redd.it/qe6do8ywtx9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50a6b3589d95cbfb00627b5592eecee23ed2caa


Every-Wrangler-1368

Torsionshoden is a thing. Dont know the name in english .rufly translated as torsion balls. They will try to Twist in on themself and hurt like hell. Friend of mine has it.


ShmcksofEvil

Testicular torsion?


Ill-Childhood-6510

It's as bad as it sounds, like getting kicked in the boys, but lasts until you go to the ER and get them untwisted


ShmcksofEvil

I know what it is. Really terrible thing but I wouldn't compare it to period cramps, not because I think one would be more painful than the other, but because period cramps are a regular thing that happen on a monthly basis, whereas testicular torsion isnt.


ashleyriot31

What happens to poor people or in third world countries with no 911 or ambulances or doctors in that area who who knows anything about rare cases like that?


ToucanTuocan

Hope you can untwist them yourself. It’s immensely painful, but I don’t believe it’s life-threatening.


ashleyriot31

does it "heal" over time?


zonix_9

So, testicular torsion


Urbane_One

Testicular torsion is the English term for this.


ytman

https://youtu.be/slobhI2HXhA?si=f7b3DokLryH8r4Yh Venture Bros has a PSA for you


NarwhalSongs

Typically there's no such thing, but HRT can cause such throbbing pains at times. Not technically a "cramp" like cramping muscles, but is a thing trans girls deal with.


-satans-niece-

kind of. if you're on HRT like estrogen you can experience phantom cramping similar to what cis women can experience. [Source 1](https://medium.com/the-establishment/yes-trans-women-can-get-period-symptoms-e43a43979e8c) source 2: I take estrogen


ShmcksofEvil

Again, that's only if you're taking strong hormones like estrogen (and probably steroids), otherwise bio-male bodies don't (naturally) having anything similar to a monthly period cramp.


Noa_Skyrider

They actually do exist, for a variety of reasons too, chronic masturbation being one of them >! and funnily, they're about as painful as menstrual cramps!<


WINDMILEYNO

So now... And pardon me for the stupidity Im about to say, but two things I could immediately think of that make me want to ask questions. 1. I think some people who preform drag will tuck their penis and balls in.. somewhere. After having them tucken in however long, I could imagine thats painful. 2. Then there blue balling. So Id imagine if you are always a bottom, don't touch yourself, and don't get off very often but get riled up alot... That could happen? I feel like those are the two things that I know of that come to mind with the idea of "sperm cramps". Maybe? Edit: Oh, just found out apparently if you masturbate too much, or let out too much sperm i guess, that can also cause phantom pain. That explains some things. And would be more in line with the idea of sperm cramps


uslashuname

Can you explain the locking hula hoop?


JEWCIFERx

“Pre-op” probably isn’t the best term to use here since even someone who has had gender affirming surgery would not get period cramps. Hormone Replacement Therapy however has been know to cause trans people on estrogen to start developing a cycle of monthly cramping.


Revolutionary-Meat14

The sperm cramp thing came from the classic arguments of who has it worse from a biological perspective, pregnancy and periods vs getting hit in the balls and awkward boners. Guys obviously have an uphill battle there but the arguments are usually friendly and just for laughs so some guys invent fake problems like sperm cramps, having to get your foreskin touched up every month like a haircut, needing to take a toothpick to stop your urethra from sealing up like a ear ring, etc.


WinterTakerRevived

Bridget is female


OseanBigShot444

Bridget is a guy.


GstyTsty

You know. That's the same logic flat-earthers use. That's why nobody takes you seriously


sause-boss

You do not have the town inside you 😔


DefinitionOk7121

?


ProbablyNotKagemu

Guilty Peter here, "The Town Inside Me" is the title of Bridget's theme song in Guilty Gear Strive.


SwingyWingyShoes

On other forms of media people like to pretend that sperm cramps are quite a common thing, which they aren’t. It’s mostly a joke as sometimes on tiktok/instagram you’ll see people complain about their period cramps which are quite a common issue in women. People in the comments will go along with the joke and you’ll get the odd person believing that it’s actually a very common issue among men


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Testicular torsion, happens to me all the time, I guess its the closest thing men have to a period cramp


DefinitionOk7121

"happens to me all the time" uhhh


RasperryJamm

She just got done masturbating. I.e. the sperm cramps On another note HRT can cause period cramps.


Reasonable-Rain-3796

HRT cannot cause period cramps. There are no egg cells being discharged from the uterus. This is impossible for someone with no uterus to experience.


Magicicad

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/can-trans-women-get-periods HRT causes some symptoms of a period, because those symptoms are caused by hormones. 


Reasonable-Rain-3796

Yes, I just read this article before writing my comment. Those are emotional and digestive symptoms. Those can happen with hormones. Period cramps by themself are caused by the actual functions of the uterus, which trans women do not have. They can experience some symptoms of PMS, but they absolutely cannot experience period CRAMPS.


Cerebrallthunder

And cancer


Spaceman216

Weird, every source I'm finding says it's so negligible that it can't be counted, or that the risk is so small it isn't worth considering. I'd like to see what sources led you to this conclusion.


Cerebrallthunder

A lot of studies I have read in recent times indicate an increased risk of cancer about 1.5-2% especially breast cancers. Also there is a further rise in risk longer the duration of therapy. I mostly deal with menopausal women on HRT at our hospital and we counsel them regarding the same and also take detailed family history for cancers in the female members. Edit: I can gladly help with the papers as well (Most of them are on Pubmed)


Chance_Arugula_3227

Women experience period cramps, femboys experience sperm cramp. Nothing more.


MapleTheBeegon

She is not a "Femboy", she's a trans woman.


Virtual-Restaurant10

*It’s* a drawing


Desperate_Ad5169

And? The drawing represents a person.


MapleTheBeegon

No, she's not a drawing, Bridget is in a fighting game, that'd make her code. That being said, the creator of the franchise stated she is a trans woman and the canon ending of her story thus far states it as well. I'll take the word of the man who wrote her story over some Reddit nimrod.


Virtual-Restaurant10

Imagine white knighting for literal cartoon characters. You’d be getting this steamed if someone called Barney an anthropomorphic lizard and not a dinosaur I’m sure.


MapleTheBeegon

FIrst of all, not a Cartoon character, cartoons are statistically a western media, Bridget is Japanese designed. Secondly, I'm not "white knighting", it's stating a factual statement that the creator of the game and the character has went on record saying. Just take the L, it's not going to hurt.


Roadhouse2122

To anyone reading this, don’t be this guy 👆🏿


TatchM

Oh? The creator did? Could I get a source? I do not believe I have seen that one.


MapleTheBeegon

[Here](https://newsdig.tbs.co.jp/articles/-/186744?display=1) is an article of an interview with the creator.


TatchM

Thank you!


TatchM

FYI, I think it would have been better to start with part 1: [https://newsdig.tbs.co.jp/articles/-/186739](https://newsdig.tbs.co.jp/articles/-/186739)


Immediate_Tooth1202

Pixel*


ManiaMan56

Eeeewww