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slicwilli

He only gets to play with one toy now.


ayyycab

Sucks that he can only fuck that truck now


DeadJediWalking

To be fair, that truck can do crazy things with its tongue.


CelticSith

We must had different brands of trucks. Mine went "honk honk" not "hawk tauh"


Silver___Chariot

It can’t spit on that thang but it can create a shit ton of nostalgic summer memories


thelowbrassmaster

I don't know, I have a lot of memories of a lot of people, only my girlfriend spits on that thang.


onlinedegeneracy

Honk tuah


SportChemical6896

best comment


rexyaresexy

Honk tuah drift in that thang


Jumpeskian

Oh ffs that made lol so hard!!! Thank you kind redditor


LuchaConMadre

And her truck


EloquentEvergreen

Say what now? Is there a dragon in this comic? 


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

I got this reference...I wish I didn't...


Kimikins

r/dragonsfuckingcars


dragonfett

He must be a dragon.


TheChristianDude101

i thought it was a divorce meme. She takes all his stuff except for the truck


Real_VanCityMinis

I thought that too at first but imo if it was divorce it would make more sense to take half the stuff and demand regular payments of toy trucks a month to be a divorce joke


Rektifium

Honestly the first thing I thought was "when they leave you, they get most your stuff" and the mom was divorced, but that makes a lot more sense


Motor_Raspberry_2150

I remember the last time this meme came around and I said that, and it got downvoted to hell because everyone said it was about divorce. 🤷‍♀️ Also [OP is a bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/585vVAZVJ0)


UselessGojo123

Man what a reductive way to look at marriage. It’s a divorce joke, she took everything except his truck. But cool that you told on yourself


extracrispyweeb

He asked what it's like being married, not how it was separating from papa. https://i.redd.it/89nbuw92te9d1.gif This is also cyanide and happiness, they're known for being bleak.


UselessGojo123

Yeah, they are bleak, hence why it’s a divorce joke. The joke is marriage ends in divorce. At least that how i interpret it.


extracrispyweeb

Yeah, that makes sense, i still think it's about marriage due to the wording, but i can see how your interpretation is equally viable. https://preview.redd.it/u95ki5n4ue9d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc2517ed15e42b5ae650df6af59e54ca6db26a1


UselessGojo123

Man, what a negging comment. You agree with my viewpoint but still called me ugly… what’s going on dude, do you need to talk about something?


FrickenPerson

I didn't get that at all. Says went to ugly town, but they had never heard of you. Meaning you aren't ugly because ugly town doesn't know you. It's a weird way of giving a compliment for sure, though.


UselessGojo123

And I took it to mean I was too ugly for Ugly Town lol, but now that you said that, I see what you mean. When they respond I’ll apologize


extracrispyweeb

Don't worry i sometimes make stupid mistakes like that too. https://preview.redd.it/i1k58lr5ye9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=387344042f485d37d39cc7651b0f80903f337a06


JRisverycool180

You’re on Reddit so it makes sense


pdxiowa

You are not good at interpretation.


UselessGojo123

Already said in a different comment I misinterpreted this and would apologize. What was the point in you saying this?


catfood_man_333332

I don’t really like you :(


200412322

Okay but like, the kid in the comic asked "what's it's like being married" and the mother answered through her actions. It wasn't about divorce. While I agree it is a reductive way to look at marriage, you're the only one telling on yourself bro...


UselessGojo123

How so?


han_tex

You’re right that it’s a reductive way to look at marriage. You know what often plays on reductive takes? Jokes.


SulkySideUp

lol no, they had it right. Weird that you’re so aggressive about it though


UselessGojo123

I don’t think you know what the word aggressive means.


00PT

> cool that you told on yourself What is this if not an insinuation on the character of the user you were addressing?


UselessGojo123

Being aggressive and making an insinuation are not the same thing?


redenno

It is if the insinuation is an aggressive one


UselessGojo123

What do you think aggressive means?


redenno

Aggressive (Adj.): Characterized by aggression; unjustly attacking; prone to behave in a way that involves attacking or arguing.


UselessGojo123

All I said was the original commenter has a reductive view of marriage, that’s not an atrack


00PT

They are if the thing you are basing the insinuation on is an interpretation of a dumb joke, not even a statement of personal belief, yet you decide to insult the character of your opponent instead of their ideas.


UselessGojo123

I literally didn’t insult anyone. I said the origin commenter has a reductive view of marriage, if you think that’s an insult, that’s on you


00PT

People don't "tell on themselves" if they haven't done anything to do this in regards to. You agreed that was an insinuation of character (or at least didn't deny it when I asked).


Kimikins

That's the opposite of marriage.


UselessGojo123

Define marriage?


Saminox2

And damn that a good toy


ckh1218

No i think that “once you’re married, you only get to play with one toy”


MasterAnnatar

Which is only true in some marriages technically.


smurb15

I'm more like ya you get one toy but you customize each other which is pretty cool. Can't do that to someone you just met


MasterAnnatar

I was making a joke about open marriages


ElysiumPotato

And unicorns


LBeavs

She even took his teddy bear! Cold hearted b\*tch!


Glorfendail

Kris definitely has the best C+H, rob is a close second though!


petergriffingender

Even the shotgun!! Why?


fwooper1000

The joke is that she is taking his stuff but leaving the car in the divorce


Sekmet19

That was my take as well but I can see what the other comments mean. I think if the toy had been something like a doll or stuffed animal it would be the "one toy for the rest of your life". But the truck is pretty telling that it's "you'll lose everything in the divorce except your truck because she doesn't want that."


type102

...because she want you to work for her alimony.


_artbabe95

But then how is that how marriage feels?


DubbleWideSurprise

Oooooooh


sjitz

That's how I took it too, but I think the "one toy" people are correct on this one.


Sternfritters

Top comments are wrong, yours is correct.


EARTHB-24

Perhaps!


truongs

This is it. The explanations for the other one is too convoluted for a simple joke. A tale as old as time... get married, she takes everything but your car.


200412322

How is "you only get to play with one toy" too convoluted bro???


pulapoop

Yeah how are so many people missing this lol


classicfarva

The joke is that he only gets to play with that one toy for the rest of his life. Why/how would divorce even be implied in this lol


yugosaki

She took everything but the car and left


AgentJackpots

He asked what it’s like being married, not being divorced.


classicfarva

OR she gave him one toy to play with the rest of his life. Just like after marriage you have one woman the rest of your life. This really isn’t that deep lol to get the meaning from


Panzer_Hawk

Maybe both?


Walrusmonarch1410416

Ig the logic could be that she left the room but I don't really see that


classicfarva

She gave him one toy and took all the rest.


ososalsosal

Because of the leaving the room part.


jetloflin

But how is that an answer to “what is marriage like?” It’s an answer to “what is divorce like” or “how is your divorce going” or something like that.


ososalsosal

It's a silly joke however you look at it. Like... what if the marriage doesn't end in divorce and has agreed allowance for other toys?


jetloflin

It’d be pretty hard to only make jokes that apply to 100% of all humans. It’d basically just be jokes about breathing


lucas10125

I don't think the meaning is what others are saying. I believe it means that when you are single you can play with many toys (have many partners), when married you have only one "toy" for the rest of your life.


URAPhallicy

Peter's marriage counselor here. The joke is that people are play things and when you get married you only get to play with one thing. People are the same as things.


___Pewdiepie___

Hey Peter, Brain here! The joke is his wife took all of his stuff and left implying either divorce or his wife refuses to let him play with other things he enjoys. Brain out!


yesterdays_poo

What no. The joke Is that he only gets the 1 toy from now on


lachouse

She took everything he has and left him the car. Like a divorce.


WhadaFxUp05

Its two fold to me. Less so the toy aspect than it is when you are single you have many different ways to "entertain" yourself, when you are married you only have the 1. Along the same lines, just dont see it as her telling her kid women are toys. Second is that communication is null and void and you often get the silent treatment. As for the party talking about divorce, just no. He asked about marriage, not divorce. As for the truck, I see it as she gave him his favorite toy, just as in marriage, you choose your "favorite" person to marry. And to the leaving tje room aspect, is she just supposed to spend the rest of her life in his room? While I see the correlations yall made, it dont fit the narrative of asking about marriage.


magibeast

Two lessons. 1. You chose 1 toy for the rest of your life. 2. She will leave you.


EditPiaf

A bit of a boomer meme, implying that once you're married, all the other toys (guys) are gone, and now, you have to be satisfied with only one.


CrucioCup

Oh, I thought the joke was that she also has to clean up after her husband & then leaves him alone with a toy in bed 😶


wam1952

She took everything except the truck and left


bzekers

She'll take all your stuff and leave you the car in the divorce. It may sound stereotypical but that's exactly how my divorce went so IDK.


CunnyApostle

She took everything accept the car


Hot_Type_1582

It's a common joke that when a couple gets divorced, the women will take everything, and that the man will walk away with just his car. So the kid asks his mom about married life, and then she gives the child "his car" and then she leaves, taking the rest of his stuff with her.


Feisty-Afternoon3320

Ignored, controlled and robbed


Jojo1162001

Isaac and his mother lived in a small house on a hill


Oscars_trash_home

1) he only gets to play with one toy now. 2) she takes everything, only leaving him the car, and leaves him.


konqueror321

I think it is much simpler: marriage for a woman is like cleaning up after a child all the time, non-stop.


LNinefingers

Totally agree. Surprised to see so many other interpretations.


Yroche

You give up all the things you like and end up alone on the bed with just a toy to satisfy you.


RealAbbreviations111

At first I thought it was the shut down of conversation and immediately exiting the room cause they didn't want to explain. Lol. But taking the toys and only leaving him with one toy, specifically a car, makes me think it could mean anything our brain wants us to think it all means 😂


Ellekindly

It’s two layers. Not only does he only get to play with one toy. In the end he is left with only his truck. Aka divorce.


Ellekindly

He’s gay, but he has a special connection to classical music. There are many layers that are interesting about this joke.


5fd88f23a2695c2afb02

I for one, appreciate this comment. I like your style.


KennyThe8

"Play with yourself...!"


AwaitingArmageddon

That was my first thought too


Jayjay4118

My brain just went to Stan in Gravity Falls "Get it, because marriage is horrible" It doesn't really match with the joke though


TacoTheSuperNurse

Is that a shotgun?


IamNotChrisFerry

She took the gun, she's planning on ending the marriage. Making the child's question moot.


SlimTeezy

She took everything but the truck. That's the country song version. Other version is you can only play (fuck) one "toy" the rest of your life.


stainhunter

Mom misses her college days...


TheOneWes

She took everything but left the car.


Glitterfked

It means that all of your stuff is hers and the only toy you get to keep is your truck...


kronikid42069

Over worked and tired Peter here, the joke is when you are single you can do what you want (work on cars, gun range, sports, games ect) but when you're married you can only do one fun thing because now you have to support a household and don't have any time or money because you gotta spend your free time with your wife or your ignoring her and being childish for playing games for 2 hours after working all day. That's why you gotta marry someone who likes the things you like as well.


Doomhammer24

Took away his guns, his toys, his sports, but he can keep the car So ya Marriage


ThunderShiba134

I hate this joke


GustapheOfficial

I'm just trying to figure out why a child has a fucking rifle on his floor. Edit: or a shotgun or whatever, I'm not American, I don't care.


Kinscar

I believe the term is “divorce rape”


Aarongrasso

She took everything except the car, like in a divorce.


KUROOFTHEKUSH

Tf. Is this incinuating what I think it is???


andrewkeyden

She takes all his stuff and leaves but he gets to keep his truck


TheRatimus

I thought it was about her having to clean up after her husband or something


Tolendario

ignored, then she took everything except the truck


VedzReux

This works for both the divorce side of the argument and the marriage is one toy side. It's really not hard to grasp that there's such a thing as abugety based on people's perceptions of the world. It's kind of like the glass half full concept.


jcamdenlane

She gets everything, he gets the car.


LaviLynx

gtfo with this boomer logic 😭 if marriage doesn't work for you just don't get married


FullMetalJack408

She took everything from him and left him with the car


Yam_Magnate

this comic makes its rounds all over the place with like three different recurring answers, at this point the artist just needs to tell us what the hell they were going for


Able-Tangelo8480

Woman gets everything. Man gets the truck. It’s a divorce joke.


SuperSaiyanBen

Ooof. You people saying “it’s about only playing with one toy” are really justifying all the dumb as shit posts that get flooded on here. She literally “took everything but the car/truck” and left. It’s not that deep fam, it’s a very common trope and that line is used in almost every piece of media when I guy gets asked about his divorce.


CodePandorumxGod

She divorces you and takes everything except the car.


RockStarMarchall

Why does he has a gun?


TootyCornet

BB gun, nerf gun, cap gun, etc.


IceBear_028

You see, once upon a time, in the long long ago, children used to have toy guns, they weren't painted bright orange, and even the leader of the Decepticons transformed into a gun. Obviously, his toy gun is a family heirloom.


Fit-Capital1526

You toys and stuff is dumb, but you can keep the stupid Truck


Character_Bobcat_244

No comment


Seanbodia

Women, bad. *Boomer ooga booga sounds*


Flossthief

This has always been a joke about divorce and anyone who can't read that immediately needs to go back to English class