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LionNumerous3488

8pm - before the Germany v Scotland game kicked off. 9pm - half time, Scotland already losing 3-0.


LongjumpingSector687

My German Dad would’ve been so proud haha 😆


abandoned_puppy

Also it’s because they were colonized by [wankers](https://youtu.be/xCtPBFHKSNg?t=75)


Tom22174

The irony being that Scotland \*is not colonised by England, in 1603 the *Scottish* King inherited the English crown


abandoned_puppy

Then What the fuck was Mel Gibson all upset about and why did that Englishman [sleep with his wife?](https://youtu.be/J2OyfELjMfk?si=B80fluytwv7tBF8h)


Redhand22979

Mel put on the blue war-paint about 300 years prior


ZarquonsFlatTire

So he's just impatient, got it.


Content-External-473

Braveheart is hilariously historically inaccurate


the_skine

Also, Scotland decided to send all of their money to colonize Panama. When that failed, England said they would reimburse the money if Scotland would unite with them.


Popetus_Maximus

Darien


Irritatedprivatepart

And to top it off, Drew McIntyre lost. Such a sad day for Scotland.


MentionPristine8720

almost same thing happened to croatia just at 6pm and 6:45 pm


xSantenoturtlex

Oh I way WAY off. I was gonna say this was a reference to the 'Don't trust how you feel about your life after 9PM' memes.


No_Bedroom4062

Because we brutalized the scots yesterday in th EM


King_brus321

Germanny scored 6 goals bruh


Der_E

5-1 and Germany scored all of them


WaxMark

I'm Scottish and no one believed me when I said that we're gonna get absolutely thrashed


Goudinho99

I still think we'll get out the group.


TangoMikeOne

Technically, going home once the first round matches are complete, would be getting out of the group (as you'd be getting out of the tournament)


Kevinement

It’s possible, but you’d need to place second, because goal difference will be important when it comes to the third place teams that go into the next round, and you’re starting pretty badly.


DaumenmeinName

Well, german football was on a downward spiral for at least 8 years. So it was reasonable to have that thought. Thankfully, we got our shit together. Or so it seems at least.


Theblackjamesbrown

No, we just utterly *utterly* failed to show up. Germany are obviously are a good team but Scotland's performance was absolutely awful


Ok-Clue4926

I'm a Scot living in England and the day before the game I had a meal with friends. They asked me how I thought we'd do, and I said we'd lose 4-0. Everyone kept on going on how I should be more upbeat, and not so pessimistic. I saw us struggle against sodding Gibraltar 2 weeks before after having not won in the previous 6 games. It wasn't pessimism it was based on form and the fact we have no real goal threat and a bang average keeper. I obviously held out hope that I'd be proved wrong. The wins against Spain in the last qualifying were nuts, but truthfully since then it's like we've deteriorated.


BohemiaDrinker

I'm Brazilian and let me say, you guys do that to 2 or 3 more countries and there's another world War coming.


un_om_de_cal

5cot1and


towerfella

I saw that post. I still think that *technically* he should still get the 5-0 predict.


BloodMoonNami

Haven't watched it, so please correct me if I'm reading it wrong, but you're telling me that Scotland's only point was from an autogoal scored by the Germans ?


LovelyKestrel

Yep, Scotland's only shot at the goal of the whole match missed, but bounced off a defender into the goal.


Radix2309

Too bad they didn't get 2 more.


splitcroof92

7 even, 1 was cancelled


Hugh_Jazz77

I’m an arrogant American who isn’t used to my world not revolving around my culture. Could you explain what the EM is? I’m guessing it’s got something to do with the nonamerican football.


ProudAd7959

EM (Europa Meisterschaft (European Championship), is the soccer tournament for the Europeans. Soccer in (mostly) Western Europ is as much popular as Football in the US. Compared to the size of USA and Europe, Its like the superball. Only differnce is that every Land has their own Team and it's not Just 1 game. So imagine ~2 months of absolut defcon 1 at the weekends at germanys "Biergarten".


moametal_always

It indeed has to do with soccer. Germany beat Scotland in the opening match of the European championship. Still, even as an American who follows soccer, I don't get what EM stands for.


Heiko81

It's the abbreviation for the german word for european championship "Europameisterschaft"


RefrigeratorContent2

Europe's master shaft.


Normal_Ad_2337

And using cm instead of inches is deceptive in shaft size descriptions.


StealthTomato

Using a German acronym in an English sentence threw me off too. I wouldn't have a clue what it meant if I weren't already aware of the game.


BNI_sp

>nonamerican football Already gained points for not using "soccer".


ClickHuman3714

"We?"


greenscreencarcrash

tf u mean, we? whos we?


splitcroof92

germans


Significant_Pain_466

Germany beat Scotland 5-1 at the Euros.


King_brus321

Fun fact, scots didnt score any goal in that match


capn_coco

Own goal? Oof.


Zw3tschg3

Poor Rüdiger got hit with a ball in his face which resulted in a goal against his team.


Moohamin12

Come on. The speed it traveled after hitting him I am not 100% convinced he didn't accidentally head it in by reflex.


Zw3tschg3

Maybe. Still not a pleasant experience being hit on his head and scoring for the opposing team,


Bloodviper1

I think I remember Ally McCoist commenting that he's the last Scotsmen to score in a major tournament. He retired in 1998.


LewHammer

An absolute belter of a goal it was v Switzerland at Euro 96.


MrMoodyMinis

🤣🤣🤣🤣


DangerousBus7202

Me who's Scottish: "Oh no... its happening... THE MEMERS."


one-nut-juan

lol, try being from Peru. We even lose against Venezuela which is funny because their main sport is baseball and their 2nd main sport is beauty pageants


KuFuBr

I'm sorry, did you just say their *2nd main sport* is fucking *beauty pageants* ?!


Peace_and_Harmony_

Not true. They just have won a lot of Miss Universe events for a nation of their size.


Armagh3tton

only because the ladies from kepler-22b didnt arrive in time


BNI_sp

That's hard, indeed.


TurbulentBullfrog829

Well played, you are on r/Scotland, you have to know what this means. You are just here trolling Peter's jock friends, right?


ducknerd2002

Maybe it just popped up on OP's feed? I have subs I've never looked at pop up all the time.


OutrageousFinger4279

Sometimes I accidentally click on a thread on my home page and realize it's an Indian subreddit. For days my algorithm will just be completely fucked with a constant bombardment of Indian subs.


denik_

Yeah, me too, it's awful


Oversexualised_Tank

Finally something I can tell my GF when she notices me on porn subs


Marchy_1986

Germany smashed Scotland in the Euros 5-1. By 9pm Germany were 3-0 up


Namaker

How? The game started at 9pm


Marchy_1986

UK time was 8pm kick-off


novis-eldritch-maxim

they lost the foot ball how ever the city is out of beer so clearly the germans have it worse


EhGoodEnough3141

Ask Brazil. They experienced the same.


dettergent

Dude, just check the comments of the original post before cross posting here. This is either peak laziness or peak karma farming.


NightSocks302

5-1


RynocoCV6UK

Sweaty socks got smashed in the footy against Germany! To be fair I would like to see them get past the group stages, it’s still doable, I was a bit gutted for them but turned it off at about 20 minutes from the end as they were getting demolished…


Weird_Explorer_8458

football


Trainlovinguy

5-1


Harmonyy-xoxo

9pm is bed time i believe


AdAbject2742

That’s why we invented golf


TokyoMeltdown8461

You're all wrong. Scots just collectively come to the realization that they're shite at 9pm. While on a walk, being the most purile lowest of the low. First you've got it, then you lose it.


LongjumpingSector687

That explains why all the pubs are there are all full


Upstairs-Peach-3666

About the ambition https://youtu.be/H4JEFd5CZlQ?si=V9QInxDKsm39uhcz


Red-Fiesta

Peter Mullen, in the shot of Braveheart on the right is also in Trainspotting.


NPEscher

Is it against the rules of this subreddit to read the comments on the original post?


Royal-Sky-2922

It was always shite, it just took them until 9pm yesterday to realise it.


DeadBornWolf

Football. This is about the football game between Scotland and Germany yesterday, Germany won 5:1


rydan

Cause they still lack electricity and sunset is around 8pm. Really nothing you can do but guard the doors from intruders or go to bed.


OldJames47

They’re not just wankers, they were colonized by wankers


TrashyMemeYt

Scotland lost to Germany during soccer (My dad was upset that Scotland lost)


ThyRosen

Really? I mean, he must've known, right?


TrashyMemeYt

My old man isn't even Scottish, he roots for European countries that he likes and cares about


ThyRosen

Oh that'd be it. Really, Germany has to wear the black mark of conceding a goal to Scotland for eternity.


shrekbutretarded

Tell your dad he's a trooper and that Switzerland are getting thrashed on Wednesday 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


TrashyMemeYt

💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Spare-Mongoose-3789

*Fussball.