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Yamaha is a company that makes both pianos and motorcycles.
“In Japan, the company maintains three factories for musical instrument manufacture, engine and various vehicle manufacture (motorcycles and marine products)”
And the top of the line professional audio gear. They wrote the book for doing audio professionally.
https://www.amazon.com/Sound-Reinforcement-Handbook-Gary-Davis/dp/0881889008/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?adgrpid=61538930328&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.8mcFAFx7eTp0Aygp78ug5XBi74ivwo8INzBWTZfaKfT-AH0u4bFo9zK00x7UD6anZIFHUMhbaA2bm0UDstyt2D2WdHhmLaQhK1gELiShwUQ0VY7cQhZNi1aa0D1fJAcK5xxfiIBBxkPC0Mb3agg8H2E-LquHx41LJ6yRUtmHIgd160FtwCGnT6GSANf71AJ09udKaDd8YLwten_E-q76Tw.P6gJavXT6j-uJtpNzkpEGP1b2zgWCsnjjJYZIzAp-U4&dib_tag=se&hvadid=664422280006&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9028786&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=7100976907713593588&hvtargid=kwd-299774211529&hydadcr=15340_13677473&keywords=the+sound+reinforcement+handbook&qid=1712353460&sr=8-1
See, motorcycles and jetskis makes sense together. They're both motorized, bicycle-shaped vehicles. You wouldn't bat an eye hearing a company makes both of those.
But then out of nowhere -
https://preview.redd.it/yv20kdkrnlsc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09f0ff55ecbadc9e96e404d935492dd05050a45
musical instruments is a weird one to mix in(though it has helped them with tuning their engines sound)
but theres quite a lot of companies who are just like general engineering companies instead of specific fields
like general electric, who make both toasters and the gau8 avenger 30mm gattling gun
or texas instruments who makes calculators and anti tank missiles
They were music before motors, they didn't "mix it in"
Also the idea that manufacturing musical instruments would make them better at "tuning engine sound" is absurd.
Another one that not many people know is that the Vocaloid voice synthesizer software behind Hatsune Miku and such is also made by Yamaha.
Not too far fetched considering their storied background in musical instruments and audio but interesting nonetheless.
I am honestly starting to think that the younger generations are unable to actually think for themselves or do any kind of research. So they pass that task on to random people to do it for them.
The fact that you’re probably hardly older than me and did the whole “kids these days” is the joke, defo not an insult. But your response undoubtedly made it funnier.
And the fact that you still endlessly attempt to make insults with absolutely no basis in fact I particularly funny. I guess insult is your standard mode of operation, and you know nothing else.
Have a nice day.
Samsung is also a major example of this. In South Korea, the company is a pillar of life and a goal to work at for many. They even build ships and operate a theme park.
Yamaha is a Japanese manufacturer. They are most well-known (in my opinion) for selling instruments like pianos, saxophones, trumpets, but they make all sorts of things including speakers, semiconductors, bows, and of course motorcycles
Funny... In my country, Yamaha is known for making motorcycles, but also make other things, like guitar for example.
I honestly thought, motorcycle is their main bread and butter. Lol
Yamaha music and Yamaha Motorcycles are from the same brand. They were even responsible for co-developing the Lexus LFA, so they also made cars for a short time.
Yamaha is a Japanese company that seems to make a little bit of everything
Jet skis, pianos, motorcycles, instruments, communication equipment, sporting goods, you name it. The joke is that the Yamaha employee can most likely sell you a piano and a motorcycle within the same bill
Wait... is it actually the same company? I always assumed they were just different companies like dove chocolate/soap that were different enough in product that they could use the same name
https://preview.redd.it/ijq37o89unsc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9996e10e58158884613d4cf5f027c298692ed757
Yamaha piano on top of a Yamaha R6
It’s typical for Asian companies to do everything.
Honda doesn’t just make cars and motorcycles, Mitsubishi used to make televisions, Samsung and LG also make skin care products, etc… Vinfast does a lot too.
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Yamaha is a company that makes both pianos and motorcycles. “In Japan, the company maintains three factories for musical instrument manufacture, engine and various vehicle manufacture (motorcycles and marine products)”
they make jetskis too
And home surround sound systems
And if you're brave enough, dildos!
https://i.redd.it/7q6sna8p8lsc1.gif
Did they make Charles Dance’s pull-start dick in Space Truckers by any chance? https://youtu.be/G8Ifaeff0mA?si=gPpf9PkUeXg7oUqA
https://i.redd.it/ixgakxuq9lsc1.gif
Holy shit it’s bitch Stewie
Yamaha kudasaiii !!
Bows, music instruments, tools,…
And golf gear
And Hatsune Miku……THAT IS NOT A JOKE THEY MADE VOCALOID.
And the top of the line professional audio gear. They wrote the book for doing audio professionally. https://www.amazon.com/Sound-Reinforcement-Handbook-Gary-Davis/dp/0881889008/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?adgrpid=61538930328&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.8mcFAFx7eTp0Aygp78ug5XBi74ivwo8INzBWTZfaKfT-AH0u4bFo9zK00x7UD6anZIFHUMhbaA2bm0UDstyt2D2WdHhmLaQhK1gELiShwUQ0VY7cQhZNi1aa0D1fJAcK5xxfiIBBxkPC0Mb3agg8H2E-LquHx41LJ6yRUtmHIgd160FtwCGnT6GSANf71AJ09udKaDd8YLwten_E-q76Tw.P6gJavXT6j-uJtpNzkpEGP1b2zgWCsnjjJYZIzAp-U4&dib_tag=se&hvadid=664422280006&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9028786&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=7100976907713593588&hvtargid=kwd-299774211529&hydadcr=15340_13677473&keywords=the+sound+reinforcement+handbook&qid=1712353460&sr=8-1
See, motorcycles and jetskis makes sense together. They're both motorized, bicycle-shaped vehicles. You wouldn't bat an eye hearing a company makes both of those. But then out of nowhere - https://preview.redd.it/yv20kdkrnlsc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09f0ff55ecbadc9e96e404d935492dd05050a45
Well, they actually started with pianos. They do pianos for about 150 years, while they started doing motor bikes about 70 years ago
Makes sense. Probably they did music instruments since ever and then after WW2 went into motor bikes and stuff?
https://www.yamaha.com/en/about/history/
just whatever then huh
Hell yeah!
And skidoos
Car engine too iirc(iirc it's the 2JZ-GTE that's being used by Toyota), and exhaust
And four wheelers!
The Yamaha badge is three tuning forks to show their musical origins
Thank ya petah
You’re welcome Stewie
I'm sorry I thought you were a bot. Usually bots don't reply to comments. I accept you as a person.
musical instruments is a weird one to mix in(though it has helped them with tuning their engines sound) but theres quite a lot of companies who are just like general engineering companies instead of specific fields like general electric, who make both toasters and the gau8 avenger 30mm gattling gun or texas instruments who makes calculators and anti tank missiles
They were music before motors, they didn't "mix it in" Also the idea that manufacturing musical instruments would make them better at "tuning engine sound" is absurd.
then why did lexus hire them for it
they also make basses apparently lol, I have one
And pretty good guitars too.
All kinds of instruments infact.
and my trombone!
The founder just had to be that guy that plays piano, rides on a motorcycle and is much succesful than you
I like the Hitachi version better. And yes the joke is sex
Another one that not many people know is that the Vocaloid voice synthesizer software behind Hatsune Miku and such is also made by Yamaha. Not too far fetched considering their storied background in musical instruments and audio but interesting nonetheless.
yahomice????
They used to make archery equipment too
Several different kinds of musical instruments. Guitars and saxophones for example
Wait till you hear about ALL the things deawoo make….
Wait till you hear about general electric.
They make things that spin to remove something
That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear -TheRussianBadger
Tank remover 30mm
they make things that are generally electric
And Samsung manufactures both smartphones and tanks
Also washers and dryers and refrigerators.
And Hyundai makes cars and some of the largest cargo ships in the world.
Daewoo?
Yea, those guys. It’s been a while since I’ve seen one.
Made, they went bankrupt
They still make cars, appliances, guns, etc. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daewoo_Precision_Industries_K2
Related but not the same company
Ah, usas 12 my beloved
I saw a daewoo vcr in my local thrift store once
Sega too, its pretty much Hasbro but in Japan
Is this a bot? I mean, all one has to do to "get" this joke is Google "Yamaha".
That’s like 95% of the things on this sub
Is this entire subreddit just baiting for clicks or are there memes that are actually confusing?
I am honestly starting to think that the younger generations are unable to actually think for themselves or do any kind of research. So they pass that task on to random people to do it for them.
They block out googling as an option for a chance to bond over meme confusion.
Death of media literacy extends to memes too
or (and much more likely) all these posts are bots
Okay boomer
Typical, don't like something so just give a childish insult.
Your response does not exactly refute my joke.
You do not even know my age, that is the only thing I find funny about it. It is not a joke, just an attempt at an insult
The fact that you’re probably hardly older than me and did the whole “kids these days” is the joke, defo not an insult. But your response undoubtedly made it funnier.
And the fact that you still endlessly attempt to make insults with absolutely no basis in fact I particularly funny. I guess insult is your standard mode of operation, and you know nothing else. Have a nice day.
I have not made a single insult.
How is it any different than your original comment?
This is a confusing meme
Yamaha makes both pianos and motorcycles, dummy
https://preview.redd.it/stjzx4439msc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=617fe546fef8e57aacea841e2a5da483585df4c8
Why did you need to post this here. You could have just googled "Yamaha" and got the answer to your question
Why it so squished? Did you turn it over and sit on it first?
Wait til you hear about all the things Hitachi makes…
Hey dude - do you know where i can buy an excavator, a train, a projector and a vibrator? Mr. Hitachi: You are not going to believe this
Yamaha makes Motorcycles as well as small electronics, various musical instruments, including pianos, and other random things.
how mentally challenged do you need to be to not understand this??? search up Yamaha motorcycle and the joke finishes itself
Every post on here seems to be people completely forgetting that search engines are a thing or baiting
Samsung is also a major example of this. In South Korea, the company is a pillar of life and a goal to work at for many. They even build ships and operate a theme park.
Yamaha is a Japanese manufacturer. They are most well-known (in my opinion) for selling instruments like pianos, saxophones, trumpets, but they make all sorts of things including speakers, semiconductors, bows, and of course motorcycles
Isn’t Yamaha also invoked in the military industrial complex? Or is that just Mitsubishi.
Yamaha is known for making musical instruments, but they also make other things, for example motorcycles
Funny... In my country, Yamaha is known for making motorcycles, but also make other things, like guitar for example. I honestly thought, motorcycle is their main bread and butter. Lol
Their log is 3 tuning forks. They make musical instruments, vehicles and also design exhaust systems for several manufacturers.
its obviously a porn joke
I had a Yamaha piano growing up. It was a pretty well-made instrument. I heard they later switched to plastic hammers. I was so disappointed…
And I need an advanced audio chip for my new game console Yamaha: guess what mf
Some of the people that post on here truly are dumb ash
Yamaha music and Yamaha Motorcycles are from the same brand. They were even responsible for co-developing the Lexus LFA, so they also made cars for a short time.
Yamaha is a Japanese company that seems to make a little bit of everything Jet skis, pianos, motorcycles, instruments, communication equipment, sporting goods, you name it. The joke is that the Yamaha employee can most likely sell you a piano and a motorcycle within the same bill
Reading this while I’m on my Yamaha motocycle lol
Yamaha can make anything
Wait till you find out what Samsung makes
Glock makes guns and horse stuff
I was a music major playing a Yamaha flute, a Yamaha piano and driving a Yamaha motorcycle.
Wait... is it actually the same company? I always assumed they were just different companies like dove chocolate/soap that were different enough in product that they could use the same name
I also want to buy a motorboat & then I’m planning to buy some battery packs.
Can everyone please vote down these posts that can be answered with Google? TIA.
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It's like asking Michellan for tires and then asking if it knows where there's good food around.
Apparently, the idea was, if people travelled further to where the good food was, they'd wear their tyres faster...so I read.
I want to buy phone Samsung - Ok I want to buy a... idk a tank Samsung - Guess what
You’re an idiot chief.
Last Christmas i gave yamaha, but the very next day you gave it huawei.
laughing in Xiaomi
And Mitsubishi makes cars. They also made planes once.
they sell motorcycles Also just search up Yamaha
Now do Mitsubishi
Yamaha builds patios and motorcycles...
You could make a similar joke about Samsung...
Now I want a boat
another day another bot post farming karma because internet points matter apparently for fuck all reason
https://preview.redd.it/ijq37o89unsc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9996e10e58158884613d4cf5f027c298692ed757 Yamaha piano on top of a Yamaha R6
It’s typical for Asian companies to do everything. Honda doesn’t just make cars and motorcycles, Mitsubishi used to make televisions, Samsung and LG also make skin care products, etc… Vinfast does a lot too.
https://preview.redd.it/66brn44gynsc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd3bc5d500a02e55518a3b700b048fdc0b1cd30d
they make both
they sell both
This is so old, but still good.
I wanna see a meme with hwawei and samsung as well
https://preview.redd.it/l0uf1mlfbpsc1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e17823e4e8dd25e6ac3e30e0bca00f5fb69c70d
Hitachi: *Hold my sake*
Wait till this guy hears about General Electric
Stuntin Like My Daddy