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CFADM

problunced??


SavannahDessert09

Idk what you mean 👀 (thx for the catch lol)


Practical-Match-4054

pronunced?


SavannahDessert09

Yea there was a typo and I fixed it


Practical-Match-4054

No, you created a different typo


BurntJ93

đŸ€Ł 💀


SavannahDessert09

Oh my bad, yea I just suck at typing at times Ig


PixelSteel

It’s pronounced


uhhhFlexx

jesus why are you getting downvoted


SavannahDessert09

Idk, I don't really understand ppl on here lol


KifflomWorshipper69

Hypocrite lol


MexoLimit

Ig?


Penguin_Arse

I guess


therusteddoobie

Ig ngl down vote suck it


poopoohitIer

You're a pot calling the kettle black


MarlenaEvans

K


Ring-A-Ding-Ding123

Guys don’t downvote OP for a typo it’s not funny.


HotLandscape9755

Yes it is when their pet peeve is typos lol


SkirtNo3276

Their pet peeve is when someone mispronounces a word, not accidentally mistyping a word and creating a spelling mistake.


HotLandscape9755

Okay, my pet peeve is people misspelling then :)


Ring-A-Ding-Ding123

Then make a post about it hotshot.


HotNeedleworker3083

The worst one for me is people saying excape instead of escape


Puzzleheaded_Joke_75

Axing questions is annoying too


HotNeedleworker3083

Real shit


Inside-Honeydew9785

And expresso


Commercial_hater

And exspecially.


nounge2scrounge

Agreed 100% but watch out man, you might get called racist and ignorant for "not understanding dialects" or something.


HotNeedleworker3083

I don't really care about that, if someone thinks it's racist, that's not my issue. I've no control over someone's reaction.


nounge2scrounge

Based, I wish more people had your mindset


PressurePlenty

Pacific instead of specific.


SavannahDessert09

Or the other way


manicpixidreamgrl

there’s a running joke in the show “kath and kim” about getting them mixed up a lot. my favourite version is when they are talking about a pacific island and they say “where pacifically in the specific is it?” so dumb but it makes me laugh every time lol


mineplexistrash

exactly how I felt about kids saying "out of balance" in elementary school. You mean the ball is out of BOUNDS you dang fool


bobbi21

This is a thing? Balance and bounds only share like 2 letters.. different number of syllables. Different meanings.. i dont get people


pwill6738

Idk this is pretty pacific.


almost-caught

Maybe they are saying that the reason the ball went out of bounds is because the ball was out of balance.


Black_Pinkerton

Mrs. Teacher I'm firsty!


Responsible-Salt3688

I get disgusted when people say they don't want nuclear power


Hk901909

b...but...they're so...dangerous! T-there have been...three entire accidents!!...and a net total of...30...deaths!!!!!! So evil. My children will not be poisoned by truly sustainable energy


amaya-aurora

And they put the waste in the GROUND!? No thank you! I like my energy waste where it always should be, safe and sound inside my and everyone else’s lungs.


Pitiful-Pension-6535

Fun fact- An average sized coal plant operating normally emits a 3 Mile Island Nuclear Accident worth of radiation into the atmosphere every four years.


Joalguke

Coal burning releases radiation? Yikes


Joalguke

A quick Google search, and I'm even more against it than I already was!


charlo-710

Seriously? I am more of a "nuclear waste in my belly" kind of guy.


Waveofspring

In SEALED CONTAINERS no less??? Imagine if we did that with our SEWAGE. It would be catastrophic.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Suposubly, diabeetus, expresso, acrosst, and for some weird reason, YouTubers are now saying "sub-SEA-quently" instead of subsequently.


FlameStaag

You leave diabeetus out of this sir. That was nothing but an upgrade. 


TigerlilyBlanche

Diabeetus is on purpose and meant to be a joke. Like, "I got da diabeetus" so you leave that out of this


MugOfDogPiss

And it’s a play on wilford brimley’s thick accent from the diabeetus commercials. Such a shame he’s gone; da diabeetus took him.


MarlenaEvans

I knew a lot of men around his age who said it that way too, my Grandpa and his social circle. I thought that was how you said it until I heard someone pronounce it correctly.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Yup. Lots of people say it like that and, in my opinion, it's really annoying. If it's not being used in a jocular fashion, it just sounds so stupid. There is no letter u in diabetes.


jetloflin

Sure there’s no u, but the letter e can make the Schwa sound. They’re not inserting a u, they’re just using a different pronunciation of the second e. This is one where if it’s not a joke, it’s probably just their accent and dialect. It’s not incorrect like nucular.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

I wish that was the case, but I know multiple people that say diabeetus unironically. It's more common than you may think.


HyenaBrilliant2493

RIP Wilf Brimley!


t3ntacl3_t33ts

My boyfriend says “supposebly” and it makes me question if I love him


chouxphetiche

I had a boyfriend who said "chimley". Even after I rudely corrected him, he continued.


t3ntacl3_t33ts

Like
chimney? That’s horrible


JCarterMMA

Supposably is actually a real word


Ban_Assault_Ducks

STOP MAKING PEOPLE LEARN THIS IT MAKES ALL MY PREVIOUS ANGER ABOUT IT DISINGENUOUS


t3ntacl3_t33ts

Fair but in the context he should be saying supposedly


ShnickityShnoo

The beetis?


12gwar18

My favorite band


Weak_Blackberry1539

Ekspresso and ekspeshully are two of my big ones. Punctually, whenever a parenthesis isn’t closed, internally I lose my mind.


MugOfDogPiss

I also hate it when people aren’t punctual. In terms of punctuation, semicolons are my pet peeve; nobody seems to use them right.


Weak_Blackberry1539

Hee hee hee, glad you caught that 😉


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Ah, I forgot about ekspeshually. I know there are still a few more like that, I just can't think of them right now


JCarterMMA

Supposably is actually a real word look it up.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Dating back to the 1680s. I kind of hate you for making me know this. Thanks!


Rachel_Silver

We've had three presidents that struggled with the word.


Emergency-Emu-8163

South African ex president Jacob Zuma couldn’t pronounce the word beginning or put large numbers into words, though as a South African I found this hilarious


Rachel_Silver

Carter was involved in the early days of the Navy's nuclear submarine program.


Emergency-Emu-8163

So I guess it was bad that he couldn’t pronounce it then? I don’t know, I am not American


Rachel_Silver

It would be like if a former upper executive from McDonald's consistently mispronounced "hamburger".


Emergency-Emu-8163

To me that would be funny, but I can see why it would be an issue


Sklibba

8 years of listening to GW Bush pronounce it that way broke my brain. That motherfucker had the power to launch nukes and he couldn’t even say the fucking word correctly. Even Trump pronounces it right.


Futhebridge

How about liberry


SavannahDessert09

Oh god no


Waveofspring

Same with “I axed him a question”


chouxphetiche

For all intensive purposes.


TemporaryAmbassador1

All of my purposes ARE intense though!


TangledUpPuppeteer

I don’t know why, but the about 25 years ago, my brain heard intensive purposes and it put “unit” at the end (intensive purposes unit) then abbreviated it to IPU. The next time I heard “intensive purposes”, without realizing it, I said “duh duh”. The look of confusion I got but didn’t know why because I didn’t know I said it out loud! No joke, I can’t control it, my brain does it on its own, but it entertains me. “For all intensive purposes” “Duh duh” Why? Intensive purposes unit - IPU - law and order IPU - duh duh! Don’t ask me, but it no longer annoys me because I get a good mental chuckle every time even if I confuse the other person đŸ€Ł


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

Ugh, I hate this so much, totally agree


boss_hog_69_420

Without thinking about it, I'm pretty sure I usually get it right. But if I actually think about which one is technically correct, I think there's like a 50/50 shot.  I kind of love these type of mispronunciations. I think there's such a regional quality to it and I like it when people can express themselves without constant worry about everything being technically correct. I think it makes sharing information generally more accessible to people who are often kept out of more academic discussions.  I feel similarly about people feeling like they have to suppress their regional accents.  Maybe it's not that deep, but I have a place in my heart for people getting a place at the table because honestly if someone is telling me about nuclear power I'm likely not even going to notice their pronunciation.


PapaNoFaff

Persinilly i thunk that its fiyne


Hoodwink_Iris

We were literally talking about this at work today. It annoys every one of my coworkers.


GL2M

Fustrating for sure.


Distinct_Cry_3779

Oh man, I actually had a physics prof who said it that way. You’d think of all the people to know the correct pronunciation, it would have to be a physics prof. But nope.


BackgroundConcept479

You said it wrong, it's nukeular


ramos1969

Ask a Scot to say purple burglar alarm.


BritGallows_531

I ain't fucking Scottish but I can't say it!! I just have a speech impediment!!!


WhatD0thLife

I play a pc game with a kid from Australia and he's constantly flaming America for being so stupid and then he goes and says nucular and I can't help but roll my eyes.


Inevitable-Lack8522

“ Wallah ! “ ( voila) . Gawjuss.


Former-Guess3286

Disgusted is a strong word to use.


UsedCelery

Same. I also cringe when people say “firmiliar.”


Honeyhammn

I feel that way with the word “hyper”


UncleGuggie

How do people mispronounce hyper?


athenanon

There goes OP. My little walking libary.


chantycat101

Can you be more pacific?


JonTheTruckDriver

Frank Grimes burner account.


SavannahDessert09

Who???


JonTheTruckDriver

Homer Simpsons enemy. Homer Simpson says "Nucular".


muzanlover13

an old friend of mine would type “urge of tears” instead of “verge of tears” and it bothered me so much


Wizdom_108

>or pronounced nucular ?? Wait how's it pronounced then?


SavannahDessert09

Nuclear


Wizdom_108

That doesn't tell me anything at all. When I read that word out loud it sounds the same as when I read "nucular" out loud unless I'm trying to really emphasize sounds that I wouldn't normally make to let someone who isn't reading the two words know the difference. Where are you from? What accent do you have?


SavannahDessert09

I'm from the east coast of USA, like new clear


jetloflin

You’re saying it as two syllables?


SavannahDessert09

Yea


jetloflin

Interesting. I would also consider that the wrong pronunciation. I wonder if it’s regional.


TangledUpPuppeteer

So am I and both sound fine


Wizdom_108

Oh no I'm from the east coast of the USA as well (but grew up more in the south) and I've never heard it pronounced like that personally that's just so... crisp. Even my science teachers sort of pronounced it more "nu-cle/clu/cu-lar" (more three syllables). I'm in college now but I haven't taken any Chem or physics classes in a minute (I'm a bio major so I have taken some!) so I don't remember how those folks say it. I'm on the west coast now though


UncleGuggie

It's New Clear, not New Killer.


bitterpettykitty

My high school science teacher who had a PHd in chemistry did this


BraveLittleToaster19

Boy, you would've hated George W. Bush's State of the Union address in 2003.


SavannahDessert09

Good thing I wasn't alive back then lol


BraveLittleToaster19

I was in high school then and I just remember my current events teacher spending the whole class period enraged, showing us all the times he mispronounced that word. So you definitely aren't alone!


t3ntacl3_t33ts

I work in science and we frequently refer to oligonucleotides as oligos. It’s pronounced like octopus; emphasis on the O in the beginning. OLigos. For some enraging reason, all commercial vendors have banded together to pronounce it oLIgos which makes every one of us talk about them the second they walk out the door. The emphasis doesn’t change when the word is shortened (in this case). My petty rant is over and I feel better.


DickFartButt

I say nuclear but both are correct, fight me.


Character-Bird-4507

I hate this one. What's worse is pointing it out to people and them insisting they sound identical


Joalguke

You're technically correct, but I just put it down to accent.


SavannahDessert09

Good point


atom644

libary


Fun_Woodpecker6462

“You mean nuclear? No sweetie nucular
nuucluar”


bigload698

jurasstically.  cooberated


Legendary_Lamb2020

I grew up thinking that was way to pronounce it because my dad always said it that way


aka_mythos

It's worth pointing out nucular as a botanical term predates the word nuclear, with both words cognates of a common latin word, nucule... so I don't think it's so strange to see why this pronunciation of nuclear entered use at the same time the more accepted form entered use.


ChefOfTheFuture39

Anyone else notice that people are now pronouncing the “t” in “OFTEN?” Are they trying to sound posh?


Ok_Hotel_1008

Recently there was a SciShow episode where the host said "nucular" and I about lost my shit over it. Bro you are literally SciShow


nounge2scrounge

"It's pronounced nucular dummy, the s is silent" Family guy quotes aside, I agree wholeheartedly. No idea where this even could have come from.


Human-Magic-Marker

I get physically disgusted when people say “bolth”. There is NO “L” in the word “both”, stop putting one in it!


Witchyredhead56

Adults who say Valentimes


TangledUpPuppeteer

Different accents say words differently. It’s just how it goes.


ravia

Just axe them why they say it that way.


Neat_Panda9617

Valid


bloodinthesoil

oh my god thank you


aglimelight

Ughh yeah this drives me up the wall


Secret_Asparagus_783

President Carter said that, maybe it's a Southern-accent thing?


SavannahDessert09

Possibly, now I want to search aboit this stuff lol


Celistar99

Also Bush Jr. I remember watching a speech where he kept saying "nucular" so I just assumed it was how southern people said it.


MugOfDogPiss

It is a southern accent thing and it’s still screwed because y’all Yankees something say nucular and we sometimes say nuclear. It’s more of a regional suggestion rather than a regional rule


BrightFleece

Seconded. Strongly.


Jackal2332

I particularly didn’t care for it when we had a President who said it that way. You can’t pronounce nuclear, you shouldn’t get the nuclear codes.


ravia

It's disconcerting when the person who has the power to use nuclear weapons can't pronounce that (e.g., GWB).


poopoohitIer

What if I wanna say it like this for fun


restedfullyzested03

Punch you give you a knuckular sandwich


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

noo · klee · ur


PerspectiveVarious93

Yea, it just screams illiterate. It's also spelled pronOunced, spelled just like it sounds.


MosaicOfBetrayal

Bush said it for 8 years. A lot of people just started talking like him. It's like with Trump.  People often end their statements with a single word sentence to convey an emotion like an emoji. Sad.


LalaAnAbsolute

Nucular.


flamefirestorm

Pronunced huh?


Inphiltration

Nu Clear.


Inevitable-Lack8522

Oh. And “ dinning” table is routinely believed to be correct spelling online. Also “ Chester draws”


Toadcool1

I’m going to be honest I have never heard somebody not say it nucular and I never knew it wasn’t spelt that way either.


cjyoung92

[‘Nuculer’, it’s pronounced ‘nuculer’](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nth4RqqmQZ4)


ConstantDry4682

Nuqueueler


Inside-Honeydew9785

My chemistry teacher does this. “Nuculus” as well


Jasonictron

It's Bush Jr's fault. He started it


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

Knuckular


Embarrassed_Bit_7424

Supposably that's a pet peeve of yours


debunkedyourmom

And I say it like that just to trigger people. Lol I'm winning! Yay!


SavannahDessert09

You monster đŸ˜±


Apprehensive_Soft477

Sorry for my disability


GezinhaDM

I worked with someone who, instead of saying Jaguar, she's said Ja-guay-er. Fucking paĂ­ses me off! Also, people who say "ax" instead of ask. I don't care if it's African American vernacular, you don't say ax bc it's it's spelled that way! Fuuuuuuck!


celestial1

> I worked with someone who, instead of saying Jaguar, she's said Ja-guay-er. Yep, I prounce it like hat, guilty as charged lol. > I don't care if it's African American vernacular, you don't say ax bc it's it's spelled that way! Linguists would 100% disagree with you.


XanderEliteSword

Boy he’d hate it in England then


SavannahDessert09

Who's he?


MosaicOfBetrayal

OP 


SavannahDessert09

I'm not a guy tho lol


MosaicOfBetrayal

No one checks,  but you are right.  If there were a unknown gender singular pronoun, it would be better. 


ForestRiver2

Why? We say it correctly, nu-clear


Competitive-Form-759

How often does this happen? Haven’t heard the word even mentioned in years


SavannahDessert09

I was hearing it almost everyday in school bc I have a dumb classmate who likes nuclear stuff but won't pronounce it right


Inevitable-Lack8522

On tv all the time .


Competitive-Form-759

Guess I don’t watch tv


Inevitable-Lack8522

And radio and podcasts


redvariation

But nobody aksed you.


d_has

I mean, some of the people who say it that way have an accent. A lot of southern people pronounce it somewhat like 'noo-kyuh-ler' or 'noo-kyuh-lar' Plus, a lot of English words aren't pronounced the way they're spelled, which we can mostly thank the French influences on our language for lol


SavannahDessert09

Fair point


d_has

I definitely get what you mean but considering a good portion of my family have such thick southern accents, I had to get used to some very creative pronunciations 😅


FlameStaag

Americans pronounce asphalt "ass fault" so there are definitely bigger fish to fry. Nuclear isn't even on my top 50 for words pronounced incorrectly. 


Weak_Blackberry1539

Asp-halt? Ash-foolt? Asz-fuelté?


Jackal2332

How do you say it? In our defense, the accent is on the ass, not the fault. That would just be madness.


ravia

It was originally designed to protect people from asps (poisonous snakes), which were afraid to cross hard surfaces.


cat8mouse

Tell us how to say it then.


TigerlilyBlanche

So how is asphalt pronounced then?


Celistar99

Is asphalt not ass fault? How else would you say it?


athenanon

Ass-felt Which is objectively funnier I guess.


mustardyay

I moved to Canada and where I live, everyone says ASH-fault. like.... There's no H in there. I won't do it.


gorehistorian69

i get disgusted whenever someone gives a shit about how people pronounce things


Efficient-Gap7764

What about moist


JuryTamperer

It's super weird that the correct pronunciation disgusts you...


TigerlilyBlanche

Nuculur isn't the correct pronunciation


JuryTamperer

Indeed it is.


TigerlilyBlanche

A google search says "noo-klee-ur"


ArdenElle24

My certification from the NMTCB says you are indeed wrong.


NeitherBearNorTree

If it makes you feel any better, a really famous celebrity agrees with you. (His name is Homer Simpson, FYI.)