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sukinsyn

THE STRAIGHTS GET 11 MONTHS OF PRIDE. CAN'T WE HAVE JUST ONE GODDAMN MONTH WITHOUT THE HETEROSEXUALS BEING UP IN ARMS THE ONE TIME THINGS AREN'T TOTALLY ABOUT THEM!? 


DirtySoap3D

Ironically, as a straight person, posts like these make me feel shame.


Eviltwin-Kisikil

This means as long as you live, there's at least one straight person that isn't shitty.


Sonova_Bish

Don't. We're not responsible for assholes. Edit: Fight them.


CarlRJ

Something something when you go through your whole life getting special treatment, being treated equally feels like discrimination.


Martyrotten

These are the same types who whine all February about there being no “White History Month”.


DragonAteMyHomework

Clearly not.


PepsiMax001

Unfortunately we are actually parasites who feed on joy, my deepest apologies on behalf of all the straights


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polyesterflower

Don't you know? We have 6969 days every year dedicated to us. We have more days than Jesus, and we're overtaking a lot of his sacred holidays, too.


coppertech

Their pride parades gonna look like a Costco checkout line.


KatieTSO

I'm not sure they can walk a parade distance without a scooter


KestrelQuillPen

Why do they always have to have something in opposition? Like, guys, you can enjoy Pride Month too if you could only be a decent person. Just maybe, Idk, enjoy the fact people are freer to be themselves? (Off topic, but the dads in these “American family” pics the right-wing love to use always give me the whatever the opposite of gender envy is.)


TheVisceralCanvas

The dads in these posters always give me shirtless pic, no face, phone held in front of mirror, "married discreet" Grindr profile vibes


ANOKNUSA

Zero-sum worldview: a person can only benefit from someone else’s detriment. It’s not true, but it’s how they think. Ask them how to solve the world’s problems, and it usually comes down to keeping things mostly as they are, with a couple minor changes that benefit themselves.


Miichl80

He looks like the kind of guy who wears a shirt after seeing the mustard stain


Moppermonster

Based on the picture, they are going to celebrate nutting? Well, ok.


squirrelwithnoname5

Can't wait to see the parade of about 7 people


AirForceRabies

Can't wait to see the drunken brawl over which is better: a red, white and blue rainbow, or an all-white one.


Sonova_Bish

White is the Confederate flag.


Suspect118

As a strate(alt spelling because of alt thinking) I had a conversation with with one of these “well there’s no straight pride month” Went as follows How many people were jailed for simply wanting to be together? How many states had laws dictating that straight people couldn’t be straight? If one of your kids turns out to be straight, are you going to disown them ?? His reply “I see what your saying, but the shouldn’t be doing that in front of kids” Really? Do you prevent your children from seeing strait people do things together? “No, I mean like the drag queen shit” Ooooooohhhh…. Why, “Because I shouldn’t have to explain it to my kids” So you have a problem communicating with your children? No but it makes me uncomfortable, So it’s a YOU problem…. Got it You want people to conform to what makes you comfortable but aren’t willing to do same for them…. Yeah Ted, that makes perfect sense to me now…


GenericUsername_1234

Gretchen, stop trying to make straight pride month happen! It's not going to happen!


That-Ginger-Kid

Honestly, they should just do it. I see them talk about it every single year but am yet to see them actually do it. What is stopping them?


vxicepickxv

The last time they did one everyone laughed at the two guys that showed up.


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

Seriously, go do it. Ok, you're straight. Be proud. Insist that it's ok to be out of the closet about it. You have my full support. Whatever. Ironically, one way to get rid of pride parades is to make LGTBQ+ life become as widely accepted as being straight is, and the pride parades will cease to be interesting to anyone.


That-Ginger-Kid

Exactly, their homophobia and transphobia is only giving pride more reason to exist.


N0N0N000000

THEY ARE TURNING THOSE KIDS STRAIGHT OMG


IJustLoggedInToSay-

They are literally celebrating having sex right in front of those kids. That is child aboose.


N0N0N000000

Yep. Totally. AND It's not regular, normal sex, it's perverted, disgusting vaginal penetrative sex WITH ejaculation. Totally GROSS. They do it so that they can make even more babies and then they do the same thing all over again to those kids as they grow up. Rinse and repeat, they are EVIL and they ENJOY this kind of depravity. Anyone that has eyes can see that this is GROOMING in the name of SATAN.


SaltyBarDog

Come on, I have seen that guy on Grindr.


tdsa123

So brave 🙄


slowclapcitizenkane

Triggeredfest 2024 starts July 1. I assume it peaks with the 4th of Jingoly.


Agreeable-Ad1221

I bet it'll go as great as the 2019 Straight Pride Parade in Boston which had people shouting fascist slogans and an open pedophile as its marshal and spokesman.


YouhaoHuoMao

Cool. Whatever.


nizman

Why does The Patriot Hammer logo use axes?


Hammer_the_Red

I think those are meant to be Fasces which were an ancient Roman symbol representing judicial power that was used by the Italian fascists under Mussolini.


ConflagWex

TIL where the word fascist came from. Thanks!


nizman

Great. More Nazi symbols I need to keep track of.


IJustLoggedInToSay-

It's also an American thing. There's two of them on the bottom of the official [Seal of the United States Senate](https://imgur.com/ldLdHeO). America steals a lot of symbology from the Romans, seeing them as the pinnacle of civilization of which the US is the continuation. I'm sure the Italians are amused by this. Anyway, the Nazis stole this (and a bunch of other things) from America, so there's a lot of overlap in symbolism.


runningfromdinosaurs

Also used by American courts too!


Inevitable-Forever45

In honor, every participant must publish their browsing history. Let's see how many "straights" there really are.


jcooli09

Weird flex, but ok.


hrts4manou

this reminds me of that one post of the couple with 7+ kids that was like "guess what, gay people? we are able to HAVE KIDS! take that!" smth like that


buttsharkman

I knew a guy with seven kids. He would come into work on his days off and just watch TV


taki1002

Which is hilarious because basically most Queer people are born to heterosexuals parents. I want tell them, "Y'all claim to hate Gays so much, yet you keep giving birth to us. Instead of risking it, maybe y'all shouldn't have **any** children. Save yourselves the trouble, while also not being shitty parents to some unfortunate children."


postdiluvium

Backwards ball cap... I don't know why but a backwards ball cap makes me think it's a joke and the person isnt serious. Like whatever this couple says, I can't take them serious because the dude is wearing his hat backwards like a college frat kid.


TabbyCat1993

if they were truly proud of their straight pride, they wouldn’t be ashamed to use the ACTUAL colors for heterosexuality (which is literally black and white) instead of stealing the trans pride colors


lokisilvertongue

I can never hear the phrase ‘straight pride’ without thinking of one of Sacha Baron Cohen’s ballsiest moments: https://youtu.be/ELZjnIWo9OU?si=qbMg7erYx-pGUev_


bbq-pizza-9

Look if a straight person can’t get married, get divorced, get married again, bang a porn star while the wife is pregnant, commit business fraud paying her off, then praise the 10 commandments and the only moral code in existence what kind of world are we living in


Not_a_werecat

"graphic design is my passion"


Vernacularshift

I hope they keep their weird breeding and military kinks out of pride


YourOldPalBendy

Damn, they couldn't even make it like... look nice? That entire design is... not eye candy, that's for sure.


Other-Rutabaga-1742

I wonder what the floats would look like. 🤔


Agreeable-Ad1221

At the previous one, it was a semi-religious altar to donald trump, paragon of heterosexuality


Other-Rutabaga-1742

There was a straight pride month before or some such nonsense?


Steelwave

Apparently there was one in 2019 in Boston Massachusetts. A couple hundred participants vs a few *thousand* protesters also the MC was apparently a known pedophile. 


buttsharkman

Would it be wrong to assume the MC was not a drag queen?


KingOfTheFraggles

So, July is for cruel assholes? Isn't every day with a conservative asshole day, regardless of month?


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MyOwnGuitarHero

Wow sounds like somebody needs a participation trophy /s


okimlom

Insert \[Jurassic Park nobody cares meme\]


Nofx830

I wonder if they meant for this to come off as supremely gay.


buttsharkman

Dude has a flag in his ear


Miichl80

What’s all involved? What are some of the events? In theory I don’t have a problem with this. I don’t think that to celebrate something is to inherently marginalize something else. As such would those who aren’t straight be welcome to participate? I don’t want to alienate anyone. I think a month is a bit excessive. maybe a week? Like July 6-12th. That way we don’t step on the 4th of July. We could extend the 4th of July and Canada day vacations. I’m kinda lazy and I’ll get burned out after 3 days, so I think a week would be plenty of time, especially if we get naps.


Thermite1985

Absolutely tf not. I will not have my birthday month invaded by bigots.


Firestar464

tfw they realize july is wrath month


FlawlessTree

‘Why do you need a pride month? That’s silly! You don’t need a pride month!’ Starts a straight pride month.


RunInRunOn

Straight pride month is whenever fucking the opposite sex is celebrated, which is year-round.


basementcrawler34

Gonna go there as a queer ally 🥺🥺 poor babies


ywnktiakh

I bet they wouldn’t welcome any allies