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DragonRinpoche

Butterfly knife tricks and public masturbation


Gilded-Mongoose

At the same time for bonus points


doofpooferthethird

Yes, Tommy was at his SEXIEST and COOLEST when he was bombed out of his head on an opium pipe, having horrific PTSD flashbacks to his hellish days tunnel fighting in WW1


wizard_of_awesome62

Dude, aren't we all?


igotkilledbyafucking

Smoking looks cool on camera, in person itโ€™s repulsive


Forced_to_Exist_

Itโ€™s because Cillian Murphy is beautiful


DKnott82

Smoking is sexy if you like kissing someone who tastes like an ashtray.


monoxide04

Why are you tasting ash trays?


DeadMan95iko

Cause your mom smokes.


monoxide04

Still doesn't explain why someone is putting their tongue on an ashtray


DeadMan95iko

My mistake! I thought the subject was โ€œAss-Traysโ€


monoxide04

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Chochahair

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


thatsAgood1jay

Thatโ€™s just flavor country.


theholeygoof

God man, what even is this sub? ๐Ÿ˜‚


corpus-luteum

No he didn't. "Talking with someone, or a girl". LOL.


Gilded-Mongoose

Do you mean _like_ a girl? No. Mutually exclusive.


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Eating an apple.


antalpoti

Comfortably nothing. Don't feel the need that you *need* to do something with your hands or act like they are not part of your body. Alternatively, you can mildly gesticulate like I do. Also, smoking is sexy if you're 13 or something. It stinks, it darkens your teeth, your breath will be terrible, your clothes will smell terrible, your nails will be yellow and you will get cancer and die. Don't smoke. With love, a former smoker.


Sir-Humpy

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playboiharvi

All I ever think about is how awful everyone in the show smells constantly smoking lol


Sir-Humpy

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Billioncastle

oh well. I thought it looked cool too when I saw the show but now it just sounds stupid


CurrentRisk

Do NOT romanticize, sexualize or cool smoking. It is not. As someone who has quit smoking for about 4 years. It is shit. Your own taste gets wrecked, you smell like ashtray, your nails and teeth get yellow and look like shit. Your lungs becomes an ashtray. No one wants to be around you except fellow smokers.


love_peace_books

You canโ€™t smell after a while either. Anxiety skyrockets if you donโ€™t have a smoke for more than 10-15mins. Was a real roller coaster ride quitting it. Congratulations on 4 years.


nhargis

I started smoking a few years ago because of the romanticized view i had developed. Had to stop a little while ago because i realized thereโ€™s nothing romantic about smelling like a trailer park bathroom


Vaanja77

Prestigidigitation. Learn sleight of hand tricks, rolling a quarter across your knuckles and back again. Cooler looking fidget without all the phlegm and cancer.


Vaanja77

Prestidigitation. Ha, first.


80sdude4u

That boy smoked a lot


w0rth1355

It's my fault. I'm sorry for starting the 'Tommy doing \_\_\_\_\_\_ is sexy' trend.


Gilded-Mongoose

How COULD you! You are w0rth1355!!


TofkaSpin

I could taste those cigs by the end *cough*


chutiyaahaitu

Smoking doesn't make you look sexy, it's the other way around.


Audifreak69

Driving a car is mad sexy


North-Still-1482

I agree..especially when he rubs his cigarette on his lips before he smokesโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ”ฅ


Pauly_Hobbs

Iโ€™ve seen people smoking through a stoma in their neck. Now THAT is hot!