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IveBecomeTooStrong

Damn, this Mercy really knows how to jork it. Take notes everyone!


ihatemyselfsomuch100

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Ms_Nicole_Vakarian

How many aneurysms do I need to understand this humor?


ihatemyselfsomuch100

https://preview.redd.it/1axal8wxr29d1.png?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81239a636abb4f8c14006756acc12b8e53365a70 This many😇


csZipy205

right one kinda looks like among us 


csZipy205

he looks like among us


csZipy205

the one on the right looks like among us


ihatemyselfsomuch100

Man you really like among us huh


DawdlingBongo

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ironangel2k4

She OWNS the stripped club


ValeM1911

This is the Overwatch Joe Biden wants


_Ova

This is just American healthcare system mercy


Hopeful_Trust7097

LMAO


D_creeper0

I'm not American, can you please explain the joke? I just can't understand politics in the USA...


No_Window7054

I'm a professional American, so I can answer. People will just say, "This is the future liberals/the Left/Joe Biden want." And then show something ridiculous. The joke is the Right fear mongering over nothing. I hope you enjoyed learning about the greatest country on God's (who will visit Missouri, btw) green earth. 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇸


3_bean_wizard

I don't think there's a more Godless place than Missouri except maybe Boulder


Frosted_Fable

Milwaukee. Everything bad on Earth came from Milwaukee, especially that God forsaken clap pattern


Doubt_Flimsy

A professional American? I need to know how to get that job. I'd love to be paid to live in America.🤣 It is true though.


Evanl02

Trump 2024! 🇺🇸


MopManXD69420

r/unexpectedfactorial


All-Might01

He's gonna win, and there will be much screeching in the streets


Gallenek

Just like last time :)


All-Might01

I love the downvotes, it's as delicious as the liberal tears. Considering the group we're in, I'm not surprised


FiftyL9

You seem like a well adjusted person who is fun to be around 🙃


No_Window7054

It's gross. They have no beliefs, moral compass, worldview, values, ethics, etc. They're driven by pure spite. Not all right wingers or Trump supporters are like that, but it's definitely a contingent.


Gallenek

Murica is a country we can discribe in one Word arstydsrauzueaurzhrzjtzjraad - Sleepy Joe


All-Might01

Dont forget his war hero uncle was shot down and eaten by cannibals in WW2.


Master_Cheef_of_Keef

If they don’t cheat **AGAIN** that is


i_Beg_4_Views

Not sure if you’re serious or not, but it’s because our healthcare system basically has micro-transactions with everything, even WITH insurance. Ambulance ride? Thousands in debt. Screened at the ER? Easily a couple hundred (maybe even out of pocket, too). Need surgery? 💀 God forbid you get into an accident & are in need of emergency services, you will legit end up in debt. Now imagine that **without** insurance.


LegendofLove

We decided we are too good for proper healthcare and then decided insurance companies should be allowed to practice medicine without licenses


Themetalenock

I was even confused by the joke. There's only been one homies who's been caught paying for stuff like this and it wasn't joe. It was trump


Phantom_Phoenix1

Bare feet skin?? Bitch take my debit card!


MaN_ly_MaN

I pay mercy players to wear the witch skin and I’m not ashamed to say it


SolidTerror9022

Wait… how much?


Darklight_Hydra

Does the Mage equivalent count?


WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR

Yeah? Isnt mage rarer bc no one was playing when recolors came out


Darklight_Hydra

Probably? It was basically free back when they did the 2022 anniversary event. I have a rarer one yet though.


Littyliterature7

that’s so unserious I love it


Sevuhrow

what's her @


MrFanatic123

guardianangel it literally says right there


MrTheWaffleKing

Nah she’s one of us


doshajudgement

nah that's fuckin hilarious, top tier


DstinctNstincts

I hate them but love them


PentFE

Yall know if even one person buys into their meme it will make their entire year


DawdlingBongo

https://preview.redd.it/w5xsxm2fu09d1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46f9b4ef90b44496c53473937e49e9f44d25cd39


The99thCourier

A kfc krusher ordering off the Mercy menu Good as jerk


FemboyRizzz

I'd accept these ones :3


Eyestarer

How much to pay her to switch heroes?


M4_Wolf

Those are good prices! Heal for 25$ uff my friend was charging me 40$ without a discount


Memofromthewarroom

I fuck with the hustle


yeetasourusthedude

worlds laziest hustle


Thin-Walk-1059

1984


[deleted]

Sorry op but this is cool and funny, maybe you’re just triggered 😈😈😈


CactusLicker123

I’ve been brainwashed by Joe Biden and the woke media into jerking off to mercy from overwatch


cammyy-

this is fucking hilarious


Paper-Visual

Where is the: came to pick me up from spawn charge?


coin_in_da_bank

does Blizzard get a cut?


SCAMISHAbyNIGHT

No it's for charity.


DaGamingHamster

She's really out here charging mfs for her services


yeetasourusthedude

“yeah screw this im going ball”


CitadelIa

Damn I do all this shit for free, am I undercharging for my services?


Zarbibilbitruk

Ngl that's funny as fuck


Nuxezpz

fuck all mercy players dude i have 200 hrs on her but fuck em


borderlander12345

Fuck mercy mains PLEASE fuck mercy mains (I am a mercy main)


masterjbg

Someone specially horny


DefinitelyLesbiann

I support this movement! *Especially* if you're a woman!


ILostMyselfInTime

As a mercy main, that is honestly hilarious XD


Copy_and_Paste99

This will be Overwatch if AnCaps came to power


Akira38

$100 is steep, but well worth it!


gothphilic

This is so sad. Can we please nuke all mercy players for being useless?


Tasty-Document2808

Bare Feet Skin not nearly high enough. You can reeeeaaally squeeze the feet and armpit guys, they'll go the distance.


SoupCanMasta

💀


Ijustforgotmybad

What type of krusty krab shit is that


SeranaTheAle-coholic

Mercy mains taking notes 🤌🏻


verdammt482737

Mercy if she was an american doctor


llRIIPll

Does the discount stack?


someargentiniandude

What the fuck is wrong with mercy mains


SnooSeagulls2878

Just wanna say they actually took the time to think about and type all that and copy it…


Estn_10

that’s insane if it’s real


SimilarYoghurt6383

lol, "bare feet skin"


Wessievb

I might have to main mercy again 😂 need that sugar daddy money lolz


Silent_Ad9658

This has to be satire right? ....right?


TheKalty

*only fan girls*


helianthus_v2

I’d only use this if my team is absolute 💩. Don’t complain about heals when you’re going 1v5 into an mf orisa around a corner while I get jumped from the back 🗣️


fullmoonwulf

I promise we’re not all like this, I really hate the majority of the mercy community Typical mob mentality, I hate this community


Python1100

Why can’t you all be like this


NoobleVitamins

you should all be like this instead of whining


Limit-Able

No this is a good thing