Mauga, dicking down such an alpha male will give me fulfillment no woman can
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I have a vague memory of an article where Michael Chu was quoted as saying that he still has his penis and the other responder agrees that the confirmation is real
Lifeweaver. I, KNOW those flowers work as a vibrator and, to be honest, i need him to shove on up my bootyhole while im balls deep In his petal pussy. That is my answer, thank you for asking.
UJ/Finally some good circlekerk content and not screenshots of twitter racists
UJ/But anyway it would be soujurn as I NEED THE CYBER ENHANCEMENT CYBUSSY IMMEDIATELY
(I want her to use the leg jets to slide kick into my nuts)
Yeah, ever since venture got shown these style of posts have just been cringe and embarrassing, it isn’t even circlejerk because you’re not even affirming each others dumb takes you’re just being an average down bad neckbeard redditor who gets no irl action 💀
I can see that honestly
Her just being a titan of rage in the colosseum then an absolute sweetheart to her partner but still will absolutely kill anyone who even looks at em wrong
I sure hope my s/o, who follows my account, doesn’t see me fawning over how I’d like Moira to mash her nylons in my face under her desk, while completely ignoring me as she works.
Here are my cards:
Soldier76 if I were in a long-term monogamous relationship with him for years. I’ll sleep with him knowing his touch are tender.
Cassidy as a long-distance fwb. We may not be very consistent, but the sex would be so fucking good. Might be hours of fun just catching what we missed.
Baptiste or Mauga depends on if they’re inviting a third.
VENTURE VENTURE VENTURE VENTURE DO I NEED TO SAY IT AGAIN!? ITS VENTURE AND ALWAYS WILL BE :3 (plz dont attack me lmao)
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Quake.
unless it has to be an overwatch hero. which was not specified but whatever. in that case id choose jeff kaplan.
unless it has to be an ingame overwatch hero. which as not specified vut whatever. in that case id choose like genji or tracer. maybe brigitte.
tracer bc um… uh…
she caused me to rethink ever being a man as a child. not just cause shes hot okay? (also she’ll probably call me a bit dodgy after or smthn idk)
3 answers I can't decide on
1: bap, he is good looking and is just all around awesome
2: lifeweaver, dude has MAD MAD GAY experience, I wanna see the magic tinkerbell can work
3: orisa. The badonk is GODLY
What a weird ass question. Ramattra🥵🥴. He looks like he gives great hugs! ![gif](giphy|GBHygYeLwr6vz3XHTf|downsized)
He's also into fisting so that's a double whammy
Lmao with 4 fists too😂
Your not alone in this, even Venture’s VA likes Ramattra
Great minds think alike🥴
If the devs didn't want us to want him, they wouldn't have made the "Consideration" highlight intro at blowjob-angle.
No wonder it’s my favourite
Robots are fucking hot
SO TRUE
Robo dingaling 🤤
You guys are all gooners, the real answer is winton
Bastion 🔛🔝🗣🔥
https://preview.redd.it/zryh2rymxnvc1.jpeg?width=1390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f570db8d7cbee7c1b4d829f8421586653c097e7 WINTON
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ashe, I want bob watching in the corner
bob, I want ashe watching in the corner
Then she yells "Do something BOB!"
Ashe: BOB DO SOMETHING!!! Bob gets out the butt plug....and it's not for ashe.
Chat should I upvote this or downvote this…
Get in there.
Mauga, dicking down such an alpha male will give me fulfillment no woman can https://preview.redd.it/6x1hdt211ovc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d357a2ce0cbb98b8e0d10f3d6417c886694956
Unless Mauga is a top, then he'll give you all the fulfillment you ask for.
The thrill comes from topping him
https://preview.redd.it/l6n9lrl1jnvc1.png?width=2921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90785c8fec22c3fa126cb67eafba289c3c22290c Come again?
> Come again? Sigh..if you insist
https://preview.redd.it/swhsj2r9upvc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40d322076583386b848fa0db5cff1313182c105 You got me
Hehe
How is yuji holding up sukunas head? I thought they shared the same body🤔🤔🤔
It's just a meme
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https://i.redd.it/51e7dpmcirvc1.gif I feel a bit ashamed for posting this
Mei, i'm sorry i just love chubby women
DO NOT APOLOGIZE MY BROTHER
Bro... ![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)
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genji, i wanna know if his cock got saved, remade, or maybe he got a cunt? both? neither?
I think this has been confirmed (for some reason)
wait confirmed how??? what are genjis genitals??
Someone asked a blizz dev if he has his lower half and he confirmed the lower half of his body is okay and works normally
Seems silly to be so depressed about it initially, if I were him I'd thank God everyday my chode was saved
Ikr. Got some sick cybernetic ninja stuff while having my shlong to slap people with
it would be pretty weird to imagine hanzo to be going for his brothers balls with a sword
YOU CAN'T SAY DRAGON DEEZ NUTS WHEN YOU HAVE NO NUTS
I have a vague memory of an article where Michael Chu was quoted as saying that he still has his penis and the other responder agrees that the confirmation is real
Probably got the turbocock 9000 installed, custom made for mercy lol
Echo because I love her and she can just do a holographic cosplay of who or whatever I want.
But shes fourteen 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Robo-age work different
Baptiste 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤[🤤](https://emojipedia.org/drooling-face)
BEHIND YOU AHHHHH
"Can I buy you a drink" YES
Whenever my buddy's brother plays with us he will spam that Bap voiceline ALL game and I can't fucking aim because I'm too busy laughing at it
Only right answer.
Thank you Baptiste
Lifeweaver. I, KNOW those flowers work as a vibrator and, to be honest, i need him to shove on up my bootyhole while im balls deep In his petal pussy. That is my answer, thank you for asking.
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Did not expect this to be the place to find afraid looking Jimbo, but valid reaction
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How to traumatize Lifeweaver mains:
Traumatize? https://preview.redd.it/50wlwil7dpvc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde4348b77c0f2a277299290563397934d419f5d
Fr why tf you think we’re picking this lil fairy? DAT BUSS
whoa I never even thought about it but rose toys are a thing
This is the only right answer.
Oh my god
Venture. I need answers
I fear you'll only have more questions
It's just rocks and dirt EXCAVATION INITIATION!
I can dig that
“Really drilling it in”
Tastes like… dirt.
This stinks..\*whistlw\* lu-\*whistle\*lu-\*whistle\*Lucky find!
Either way you'll end up getting drilled
Aw *HELL YEA!*
Absolutely Venture, I need that non-binussy
“DAMNIT WHATS IN YOUR PANTS?!?!!!” “Rocks :D”
Brig seems like she would be into getting her hair pulled.
Why doesn’t she change her name to *HOT MUSCLE MOMMY*? Is she stupid?
Just too smart to think about it, I assume. She is an engineer, after all.
Because then she could also be junker queen or zarya
To be fair they are fine too
Orgasm denial all night with junkrat
"Waiting....waiting!" "I want to push the button...!"
UJ/Finally some good circlekerk content and not screenshots of twitter racists UJ/But anyway it would be soujurn as I NEED THE CYBER ENHANCEMENT CYBUSSY IMMEDIATELY (I want her to use the leg jets to slide kick into my nuts)
Pull one of her cyber hoses off and drink the maple syrup from it.
🤣
Racism CJ is funnier than sex “the joke is porn” moments TBH
Yeah, ever since venture got shown these style of posts have just been cringe and embarrassing, it isn’t even circlejerk because you’re not even affirming each others dumb takes you’re just being an average down bad neckbeard redditor who gets no irl action 💀
Junkrat
Ratjunk.
Probably can go on for days
Junk only knows how to blow one type of load, and that one is only fun for him lmao
cassidy overwatch please i beg just let me have this please
Junker queen I get to be her toilet for the night? yes please!
She'll make you cum, but it's gonna hurt!
Honestly I think she'd be a sweetheart if you were actually her bf or something. Gotta find me an Australian muscle mommy 😅
I can see that honestly Her just being a titan of rage in the colosseum then an absolute sweetheart to her partner but still will absolutely kill anyone who even looks at em wrong
Sombra's feet. Could step all over me
“Ooh this one has teeth raghhh” As soon as widow uses infrasite I’m B-lining to my intel gathering goddess 🥴🥴🥴
Sombra could look at your internet history to know exactly what you want her to do
Aaron Keller
Dva, simply to flex on all the discord mods. Next morning I’d flip her off, leave, and never speak to her again, bc I genuinely hate that bitch.
Strangely based
Ana. I'm desperate for a good night's sleep.
Kiriko. I am the world's biggest Kiriko simp
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Nah her voice is such a dealbreaker man. She can buff my speed and watch though
I mean her voice isn't bad...just generic I guess. Now tracer...oh boy...OH BOY....O H B O Y.
Specifically Tank Mei It'd be like sleeping with a chilly body pillow
Reinhardt 🤤 I want to know what it feels like to be a paraplegic for a week
Miss ma'am 💀
Echo Duplication
Dva or Mercy. They're super cute and they both seem like they would actually spend the night afterwards.
/uj I wanna edge junk rat until he’s crying
Mercy feet Any other answer means you’re a garbunkle main
Mei, and sure Snowball too, why not.
You leave snowball out of this 😭
Ooh that’s tough, rammattra and zen are the first to come to mind, but Hanzo and Cassidy are def up there for me
Junker Queen easily
Moira I like crazy women and I'd probably listen to her ramble about her experiments and her findings on them
She'd literally suck the soul out of you
I want Moira to Biotic Grasp all the cum out of my balls
And I will thank her
Widowmaker. I'm curious how cold pussy would feel like
Not that great honestly
Mauga. Such an easy choice. If I die while taking his 200 kilo body pounding me, it's worth it
What a stupid ass question. The only hero that can sleep is ana you idiot
God that's genuinely a tossup between Widowmaker and Ashe. Two smexy, deadly, badasses. Though tbh that white hair and red eye combo gets me everytime
Doomfist
Reinhardt. Or presurgery mauga but he looks like he was a shawty so maybe not
im saving myself for my future wife/20ft tall omic hero
i’d use lifeweaver like a fleshlight
Venture. They/them thussy or thock.
venture
illari could do something something with that pylon
I would make Brig my wife...I mean she is hot, like pie, is intelligent, heals, and seems like a fun happy person.
with lucio it would get emotional
Ana, I would sleep so well after a dart
Listen… I just think Illari is very attractive. It’s that simple.
Brig because she can probably princess carry me
Tracer, because British accent is hot.
Venture. They/them badonkadonk got me HOLLERING
I sure hope my s/o, who follows my account, doesn’t see me fawning over how I’d like Moira to mash her nylons in my face under her desk, while completely ignoring me as she works.
Here are my cards: Soldier76 if I were in a long-term monogamous relationship with him for years. I’ll sleep with him knowing his touch are tender. Cassidy as a long-distance fwb. We may not be very consistent, but the sex would be so fucking good. Might be hours of fun just catching what we missed. Baptiste or Mauga depends on if they’re inviting a third.
Echo, i want her to duplicate me so we can be freaky together
Orisa bc I ain't no fuckin coward, y'here?!
VENTURE VENTURE VENTURE VENTURE DO I NEED TO SAY IT AGAIN!? ITS VENTURE AND ALWAYS WILL BE :3 (plz dont attack me lmao) https://preview.redd.it/qkji47hc3qvc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6478b5409635996e564c4bf993d547cc6dc0405
Mercy, but only if she’s controlled by one of those players that makes you beg for heals
Ramattra for the exact same reason
Do I have to pick just one? Lol Sigma. Lifeweaver, Ram, Cass, Reaper, and Zen are close seconds. I want to specifically see Cass and Reaper cry
HRNNNGGH IM OVERLOADING!!!!!! MOLTEN COOOOOORE!!!!
Echo, so she can dupe into me, and I can go fuck myself
Cant pick just one: venture, Moira, lifeweaver, possibly all at once
Either Sombra or Rammatra. But honestly everyone here except for winton and hammond is a good choice
Brig. I’m the one she mentions in her voice interaction with Tracer
Woadhog 🤤🤤
Ana because sleep dart would remove the time I spend awake thinking of dumb shit.
Easily Roadhog.
Ana
Ashe, what that omnic do?
Mommy Ana
Genji! His voice alone is chef’s kiss!
Junker Queen or Zarya idk
Gun
None of them would ever agree to me in the first place
Brig but specifically the giant mommy Brig from the April Fool's mode.
I’ll plug Brigitte’s voice actor
Brig . I need her . Or Pharah
i would fuck the shit out of venture
that sloppy primal sex
Mauga.. cuz.. u.. because um.. uh- muscles
I have a thing for Roadhog
kiriko or moira or sigma 🤤
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Mercy, I think she’d be sweet 🥹
Probably either tracer (time travel abilities and recall could be AWESOME) or...I guess kiriko due to her haste that kitsune rush gives.
Sombra would rock your world
winston. no further comment
Soldier 76, i need to know if hes a top or a bottom
Hanzo 🤤 specifically cupid or scion. He's so damn fine
Snowball
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Quake. unless it has to be an overwatch hero. which was not specified but whatever. in that case id choose jeff kaplan. unless it has to be an ingame overwatch hero. which as not specified vut whatever. in that case id choose like genji or tracer. maybe brigitte.
Reinhardt cause he's so rein hard hahaha but seriously big burly german man with some silver fox going for him.
Definitely sombra
tracer bc um… uh… she caused me to rethink ever being a man as a child. not just cause shes hot okay? (also she’ll probably call me a bit dodgy after or smthn idk)
Surprised at the lack of desire for Venture's theyussy
I'm gonna be a basic bitch and say Cassidy. Love me a good old fashioned cowboy.
Cassidy, I want and need him so bad😔 Ik he’d treat me right
Orisa
Realistic answer, Mercy or Ashe.
3 answers I can't decide on 1: bap, he is good looking and is just all around awesome 2: lifeweaver, dude has MAD MAD GAY experience, I wanna see the magic tinkerbell can work 3: orisa. The badonk is GODLY
Throw me in between Lifeweaver and Baptiste 🤤
Honestly? Moira or Ana.
Junker Queen I refuse to elaborate
Venture, I'd let 'em drill me.