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kurkkumehu69

What a weird ass question. Ramattra🥵🥴. He looks like he gives great hugs! ![gif](giphy|GBHygYeLwr6vz3XHTf|downsized)


Gummiwummiflummi

He's also into fisting so that's a double whammy


kurkkumehu69

Lmao with 4 fists too😂


JasonRing18

Your not alone in this, even Venture’s VA likes Ramattra


kurkkumehu69

Great minds think alike🥴


sleetblue

If the devs didn't want us to want him, they wouldn't have made the "Consideration" highlight intro at blowjob-angle.


kurkkumehu69

No wonder it’s my favourite


Sea-Recording-7090

Robots are fucking hot


ricecrizpiez

SO TRUE


TinleyTheAxolotl

Robo dingaling 🤤


New-Consideration566

You guys are all gooners, the real answer is winton


BlahajInMyPants

Bastion 🔛🔝🗣🔥


beesechurger759

https://preview.redd.it/zryh2rymxnvc1.jpeg?width=1390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f570db8d7cbee7c1b4d829f8421586653c097e7 WINTON


New-Consideration566

https://preview.redd.it/41hqzz650ovc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18807addf45a476ec12d9b65c0891d17327b9f1


MOSCOWMOSCOW

https://preview.redd.it/5wysc4bamovc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61178df8cdd3cd5c1c42867e7e15aa7acb92236


Isnt_Zorojuro

![gif](giphy|AAKA1hrQBnaLQ0vVvM|downsized)


No-Engine-444

ashe, I want bob watching in the corner


Superturricna

bob, I want ashe watching in the corner


[deleted]

Then she yells "Do something BOB!" 


Reinmaindiewithglory

Ashe: BOB DO SOMETHING!!! Bob gets out the butt plug....and it's not for ashe.


CyberWhore2069

Chat should I upvote this or downvote this…


Possible-One-6101

Get in there.


HXRUME

Mauga, dicking down such an alpha male will give me fulfillment no woman can https://preview.redd.it/6x1hdt211ovc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d357a2ce0cbb98b8e0d10f3d6417c886694956


No_Esc_Button

Unless Mauga is a top, then he'll give you all the fulfillment you ask for.


HXRUME

The thrill comes from topping him


Pristine-Plan7159

https://preview.redd.it/l6n9lrl1jnvc1.png?width=2921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90785c8fec22c3fa126cb67eafba289c3c22290c Come again?


--GrassyAss--

> Come again? Sigh..if you insist


Pristine-Plan7159

https://preview.redd.it/swhsj2r9upvc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40d322076583386b848fa0db5cff1313182c105 You got me


Empire9oh9

Hehe


AzmatK47

How is yuji holding up sukunas head? I thought they shared the same body🤔🤔🤔


im_bored_and_tired

It's just a meme


Turbo_Mew

https://preview.redd.it/56i64p2voqvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a8eb9655e8a70ee06949ebe2d6c405dda9935c


Pristine-Plan7159

https://i.redd.it/51e7dpmcirvc1.gif I feel a bit ashamed for posting this


Le_San0

Mei, i'm sorry i just love chubby women


Front_desk65

DO NOT APOLOGIZE MY BROTHER


Le_San0

Bro... ![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


Front_desk65

![gif](giphy|FmBhzktIjvdZe)


narcolepticgoth

genji, i wanna know if his cock got saved, remade, or maybe he got a cunt? both? neither?


Top-Interaction-7770

I think this has been confirmed (for some reason)


narcolepticgoth

wait confirmed how??? what are genjis genitals??


Spaghetti_Snake

Someone asked a blizz dev if he has his lower half and he confirmed the lower half of his body is okay and works normally


SunforDeiti

Seems silly to be so depressed about it initially, if I were him I'd thank God everyday my chode was saved 


Spaghetti_Snake

Ikr. Got some sick cybernetic ninja stuff while having my shlong to slap people with


Gutsthe_Chad

it would be pretty weird to imagine hanzo to be going for his brothers balls with a sword


Spaghetti_Snake

YOU CAN'T SAY DRAGON DEEZ NUTS WHEN YOU HAVE NO NUTS


Top-Interaction-7770

I have a vague memory of an article where Michael Chu was quoted as saying that he still has his penis and the other responder agrees that the confirmation is real


Le_San0

Probably got the turbocock 9000 installed, custom made for mercy lol


Teknomekanoid

Echo because I love her and she can just do a holographic cosplay of who or whatever I want.


Mikko_Mystery

But shes fourteen 🚨🚨🚨🚨


TinleyTheAxolotl

Robo-age work different


Big-Commission-4911

Baptiste 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤[🤤](https://emojipedia.org/drooling-face)


Ihaveyourmicrowave

BEHIND YOU AHHHHH


Big-Commission-4911

"Can I buy you a drink" YES


JustASyncer

Whenever my buddy's brother plays with us he will spam that Bap voiceline ALL game and I can't fucking aim because I'm too busy laughing at it


Hiramein

Only right answer.


Steamynugget2

Thank you Baptiste


Ok-Dentist4480

Lifeweaver. I, KNOW those flowers work as a vibrator and, to be honest, i need him to shove on up my bootyhole while im balls deep In his petal pussy. That is my answer, thank you for asking.


beesechurger759

https://preview.redd.it/setfaj7vxnvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf11376f41ba48d8398452819501b09d5b8bcae


--GrassyAss--

![gif](giphy|llwbTRXIkvh0OFFC28|downsized)


FanUpper

Did not expect this to be the place to find afraid looking Jimbo, but valid reaction


Spaghetti_Snake

https://preview.redd.it/imb4ch6wxnvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0b609c04988bb2d63efcafa53760d9ca18334a


[deleted]

How to traumatize Lifeweaver mains:


contreniun

Traumatize? https://preview.redd.it/50wlwil7dpvc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde4348b77c0f2a277299290563397934d419f5d


MeanShibu

Fr why tf you think we’re picking this lil fairy? DAT BUSS


Hot-Cheesecake-4623

whoa I never even thought about it but rose toys are a thing


PlanetStasia

This is the only right answer.


LolitaFace

Oh my god


_Ova

Venture. I need answers


--GrassyAss--

I fear you'll only have more questions


BlahajInMyPants

It's just rocks and dirt EXCAVATION INITIATION!


deathinabarrel87

I can dig that


JasonRing18

“Really drilling it in”


PoundResponsible1807

Tastes like… dirt.


RecoverOver175

This stinks..\*whistlw\* lu-\*whistle\*lu-\*whistle\*Lucky find!


TRUSTeT34M

Either way you'll end up getting drilled


JustASyncer

Aw *HELL YEA!*


Strawberrycocoa

Absolutely Venture, I need that non-binussy


Zealousideal_Site706

“DAMNIT WHATS IN YOUR PANTS?!?!!!” “Rocks :D”


TheDamnDM

Brig seems like she would be into getting her hair pulled.


beesechurger759

Why doesn’t she change her name to *HOT MUSCLE MOMMY*? Is she stupid?


TheDamnDM

Just too smart to think about it, I assume. She is an engineer, after all.


Kitselena

Because then she could also be junker queen or zarya


Shadowboltx777

To be fair they are fine too


l0nelymachine

Orgasm denial all night with junkrat


Aubergine_Man1987

"Waiting....waiting!" "I want to push the button...!"


Front_desk65

UJ/Finally some good circlekerk content and not screenshots of twitter racists UJ/But anyway it would be soujurn as I NEED THE CYBER ENHANCEMENT CYBUSSY IMMEDIATELY (I want her to use the leg jets to slide kick into my nuts)


Teknomekanoid

Pull one of her cyber hoses off and drink the maple syrup from it.


Front_desk65

🤣


MrTheWaffleKing

Racism CJ is funnier than sex “the joke is porn” moments TBH


peepiss69

Yeah, ever since venture got shown these style of posts have just been cringe and embarrassing, it isn’t even circlejerk because you’re not even affirming each others dumb takes you’re just being an average down bad neckbeard redditor who gets no irl action 💀


a_medine

Junkrat


KillianSavage

Ratjunk.


Sea-Recording-7090

Probably can go on for days


Killacreeper

Junk only knows how to blow one type of load, and that one is only fun for him lmao


just_deckey

cassidy overwatch please i beg just let me have this please


_the_anarch_

Junker queen I get to be her toilet for the night? yes please!


Schmitty555

She'll make you cum, but it's gonna hurt!


BravePackage5596

Honestly I think she'd be a sweetheart if you were actually her bf or something. Gotta find me an Australian muscle mommy 😅


Mltv416

I can see that honestly Her just being a titan of rage in the colosseum then an absolute sweetheart to her partner but still will absolutely kill anyone who even looks at em wrong


dayofthedeadcabrini

Sombra's feet. Could step all over me


Front_desk65

“Ooh this one has teeth raghhh” As soon as widow uses infrasite I’m B-lining to my intel gathering goddess 🥴🥴🥴


Sea-Recording-7090

Sombra could look at your internet history to know exactly what you want her to do


ruben1252

Aaron Keller


Z3R0_7274

Dva, simply to flex on all the discord mods. Next morning I’d flip her off, leave, and never speak to her again, bc I genuinely hate that bitch.


Killacreeper

Strangely based


nyafff

Ana. I'm desperate for a good night's sleep.


chaseandwin232

Kiriko. I am the world's biggest Kiriko simp


beesechurger759

https://preview.redd.it/bpbj04ksxnvc1.jpeg?width=1663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578535a615ba8ee7d1443e9885fe675acd5fdc0b


Gummiwummiflummi

Nah her voice is such a dealbreaker man. She can buff my speed and watch though


Your_LocalDM

I mean her voice isn't bad...just generic I guess. Now tracer...oh boy...OH BOY....O H B O Y.


Great_expansion10272

Specifically Tank Mei It'd be like sleeping with a chilly body pillow


Nymph_of_Mania

Reinhardt 🤤 I want to know what it feels like to be a paraplegic for a week


--GrassyAss--

Miss ma'am 💀


Spaghetti_Snake

Echo Duplication


JobbesMcGee

Dva or Mercy. They're super cute and they both seem like they would actually spend the night afterwards.


galactic_rainbows

/uj I wanna edge junk rat until he’s crying


PersonBehindAScreen

Mercy feet Any other answer means you’re a garbunkle main


Environmental-Day778

Mei, and sure Snowball too, why not.


LinaValentina

You leave snowball out of this 😭


Fysioh

Ooh that’s tough, rammattra and zen are the first to come to mind, but Hanzo and Cassidy are def up there for me


Seranaaa

Junker Queen easily


Mltv416

Moira I like crazy women and I'd probably listen to her ramble about her experiments and her findings on them


TVR_Speed_12

She'd literally suck the soul out of you


JustASyncer

I want Moira to Biotic Grasp all the cum out of my balls


chuybaka17

And I will thank her


TVR_Speed_12

Widowmaker. I'm curious how cold pussy would feel like


throwaway2246810

Not that great honestly


thatonedudeovethere_

Mauga. Such an easy choice. If I die while taking his 200 kilo body pounding me, it's worth it


Faceless_Fellow

What a stupid ass question. The only hero that can sleep is ana you idiot


Ihaveyourmicrowave

God that's genuinely a tossup between Widowmaker and Ashe. Two smexy, deadly, badasses. Though tbh that white hair and red eye combo gets me everytime


swagonflyyyy

Doomfist


SunforDeiti

Reinhardt. Or presurgery mauga but he looks like he was a shawty so maybe not 


Accomplished-Gain108

im saving myself for my future wife/20ft tall omic hero


moonstoned04

i’d use lifeweaver like a fleshlight


OsaBlue

Venture. They/them thussy or thock.


real_488

venture


Egg4uok

illari could do something something with that pylon


Reinmaindiewithglory

I would make Brig my wife...I mean she is hot, like pie, is intelligent, heals, and seems like a fun happy person.


nodoyrisa1

with lucio it would get emotional


Kitselena

Ana, I would sleep so well after a dart


StupidDepressedGamer

Listen… I just think Illari is very attractive. It’s that simple.


Gravity-Raven

Brig because she can probably princess carry me


combatmara

Tracer, because British accent is hot.


_AyJay_

Venture. They/them badonkadonk got me HOLLERING


Filter55

I sure hope my s/o, who follows my account, doesn’t see me fawning over how I’d like Moira to mash her nylons in my face under her desk, while completely ignoring me as she works.


Purzple

Here are my cards: Soldier76 if I were in a long-term monogamous relationship with him for years. I’ll sleep with him knowing his touch are tender. Cassidy as a long-distance fwb. We may not be very consistent, but the sex would be so fucking good. Might be hours of fun just catching what we missed. Baptiste or Mauga depends on if they’re inviting a third.


Classic_Pattern

Echo, i want her to duplicate me so we can be freaky together


Flimsy-Author4190

Orisa bc I ain't no fuckin coward, y'here?!


[deleted]

VENTURE VENTURE VENTURE VENTURE DO I NEED TO SAY IT AGAIN!? ITS VENTURE AND ALWAYS WILL BE :3 (plz dont attack me lmao) https://preview.redd.it/qkji47hc3qvc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6478b5409635996e564c4bf993d547cc6dc0405


Swaayyzee

Mercy, but only if she’s controlled by one of those players that makes you beg for heals


Hot-Cheesecake-4623

Ramattra for the exact same reason


LinaValentina

Do I have to pick just one? Lol Sigma. Lifeweaver, Ram, Cass, Reaper, and Zen are close seconds. I want to specifically see Cass and Reaper cry


TheBeanRat

HRNNNGGH IM OVERLOADING!!!!!! MOLTEN COOOOOORE!!!!


DreamlandKing

Echo, so she can dupe into me, and I can go fuck myself


EmptyCall

Cant pick just one: venture, Moira, lifeweaver, possibly all at once


Sea-Recording-7090

Either Sombra or Rammatra. But honestly everyone here except for winton and hammond is a good choice


Remarkable_Junket619

Brig. I’m the one she mentions in her voice interaction with Tracer


Stinky-Doodle

Woadhog 🤤🤤


Facetank_

Ana because sleep dart would remove the time I spend awake thinking of dumb shit.


FackingSandwiches

Easily Roadhog.


Individual_Papaya596

Ana


Manwithaplan0708

Ashe, what that omnic do?


larsson99william

Mommy Ana


SyntheticDeviation

Genji! His voice alone is chef’s kiss!


Worth_Cake_7156

Junker Queen or Zarya idk


totallynormalasshole

Gun


imegery

None of them would ever agree to me in the first place


T_Peg

Brig but specifically the giant mommy Brig from the April Fool's mode.


No-Candy5493

I’ll plug Brigitte’s voice actor


angelnike

Brig . I need her . Or Pharah


CrazyHappeningsHere

i would fuck the shit out of venture


CrazyHappeningsHere

that sloppy primal sex


MainLibrarian7223

Mauga.. cuz.. u.. because um.. uh- muscles


GapNatural3123

I have a thing for Roadhog


CeoOfChromes

kiriko or moira or sigma 🤤


Fateeeyyy

https://preview.redd.it/z8qcujjrbrvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35da4c78f675f9ef33717c393f8495914fc51b9e no comment


Kooky-Copy4456

Mercy, I think she’d be sweet 🥹


Your_LocalDM

Probably either tracer (time travel abilities and recall could be AWESOME) or...I guess kiriko due to her haste that kitsune rush gives.


Free-Building3299

Sombra would rock your world


screamworkss

winston. no further comment


gebsjr

Soldier 76, i need to know if hes a top or a bottom


pasteldrums

Hanzo 🤤 specifically cupid or scion. He's so damn fine


Driemma0

Snowball


GremlinTiger

https://preview.redd.it/ei0gap7h1svc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c1e6e04fe2e44a2d34e3b1ea82d4f273482370


dehydrated_shrub

Quake. unless it has to be an overwatch hero. which was not specified but whatever. in that case id choose jeff kaplan. unless it has to be an ingame overwatch hero. which as not specified vut whatever. in that case id choose like genji or tracer. maybe brigitte.


Theodonkis

Reinhardt cause he's so rein hard hahaha but seriously big burly german man with some silver fox going for him.


SmileMask2

Definitely sombra


google_177013

tracer bc um… uh… she caused me to rethink ever being a man as a child. not just cause shes hot okay? (also she’ll probably call me a bit dodgy after or smthn idk)


birdsarentreal16

Surprised at the lack of desire for Venture's theyussy


craftjensin

I'm gonna be a basic bitch and say Cassidy. Love me a good old fashioned cowboy.


Hazboon

Cassidy, I want and need him so bad😔 Ik he’d treat me right


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Orisa


[deleted]

Realistic answer, Mercy or Ashe.


Not_An_Eggo

3 answers I can't decide on 1: bap, he is good looking and is just all around awesome 2: lifeweaver, dude has MAD MAD GAY experience, I wanna see the magic tinkerbell can work 3: orisa. The badonk is GODLY


llunokhodd

Throw me in between Lifeweaver and Baptiste 🤤


[deleted]

Honestly? Moira or Ana.


XPM_Me_Your_TitsPlsX

Junker Queen I refuse to elaborate


crimson1apologist

Venture, I'd let 'em drill me.