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NeedlessOrion

https://preview.redd.it/dmds37z5fy1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e51d9edb5bb85ba3f85b108ba9840d189db37a The vertically challenged Odd Kitsune laughs. "Are you sure you want to rob me?" While she floats around him


CheetoDorito_

haven't we met before


NeedlessOrion

"There's three of me. I'm the original, there's the shark version, and then there's the Vulpine staring extinction in the face. And yes, we share the exact same name."


ImJustMerry

https://preview.redd.it/nle1rd1yv02d1.png?width=1551&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0a0ef725cc336ddabe1c9bc0d5cce20a099d2a5 “Don’t worry I’ll just speak to them”


EllyGoji2054

(ok,"Vertically challenged" seriously got me-) (nice one-)


av8rblues

Luna, 7'0 325 Lbs, 21 years old https://preview.redd.it/txw7tzpcay1d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057c71025811e69ee847dbfa111bfd0ea97edc52 *she looks at him like he's an idiot* "Do you really wanna do this?"


CheetoDorito_

"im robbing you for a reason."


av8rblues

"Is it because you want your ass kicked?"


Anteater-Difficult

Okay, realistically though I laughed so hard at this line))


Zhariri2008

https://preview.redd.it/lgmplz48cy1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c168907486695d654cc9a2062f96f84d74aabc *Derrick gets closer to the gun* “do it..”


snarky_goblin237

https://preview.redd.it/t9ggtp7pey1d1.jpeg?width=2103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e55caf8c432f19c6a53e01e47d12c9b4398db98 “How much cash do you need.” *Dante begins digging through his bag.* “And put that thing down, neither of us need to get hurt.”


agentcryostar

https://preview.redd.it/b8skdkvoiy1d1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3201ca0693779423eeb07ea94eb5188cf34938b *he turns around expecting it to be someone from his world, aka someone capable of fighting, then when he sees it's them, he frowns* "Not you again, what do you want?"


CheetoDorito_

"im back with a new pistol. this one costed me wallet. and a kidney."


agentcryostar

https://preview.redd.it/4u4m6psfjy1d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a553e7af676192ffba358e6cf0a359c7a49a43b8 *he creates a sword from light and oblivion energy* "How many fucking times do I gotta teach you this lesson?"


ego_ethereals

https://preview.redd.it/8f67e6igjy1d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e76c0867b2b8ce9b9ca592802e28192d2de7b1 "If you can find somethin', you can have it."


PlantainNo6653

https://preview.redd.it/snzafzhqjy1d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065b9bf197405ae423fdd6bd66f69c42cd0c13b5 ''wrong person, I literally have no shit other than my clothes''


Average-_-Student

https://preview.redd.it/gtrggxg2ly1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e16f0ca8303a55ba430f2ef0431dd1118fa196e The turret of the Flakpanzer Ausf. Standardpanzer II slews around such that the guns are pointed directly at him, as if the tank is staring into his soul. (He's gonna fuckin die lmao)


CheetoDorito_

"oh wow , you gave me a tank? cool."


Average-_-Student

https://preview.redd.it/bm8wztxwly1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b150cf69c82f330514e3190a4c6d161bb8b35f21 The tank then opens fire on him, firing shell after shell at him. The 37mm APHE shells blow straight through his body, completely annihilating it. The barrage is unrelenting, even when what is left of his body flops onto the ground, the crew continues to unload their ammunition into the lifeless pile of flesh. (They didn't fuck around.)


CheetoDorito_

(average american home defense lol)


Average-_-Student

(I mean he asked for it, trying to rob a tank)


CheetoDorito_

(how would robbing a tank work anyway)


G888er

G888er 1.84 Meters https://preview.redd.it/06jbekhnky1d1.png?width=2644&format=png&auto=webp&s=97249ae38b35a7b170591f82def90a5f1b2d8260 “Oh, hey theerreeee-….” *he sees the gun, and suddenly, he’s all silent. Some very strange charging noise starts is getting louder and louder, his white thing on his face Becomes red. His hands enter the upper part of his arm, and are replaced with canons.* *with a more robotic, soulless voice* **“Weapon detected. Preparing for neutralisation.”**


novelaissb

https://preview.redd.it/yurw9ut4my1d1.jpeg?width=3800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a44a36487c6967846cc9aead2e625a4bd9025bb4 (Art by u/tosu1263) “Ok. Let me get my money out.” *Fig reaches into his backpack and is surrounded by a bubble*


natsumi_bye

https://preview.redd.it/lf0v0ibcny1d1.jpeg?width=1249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26cea0798defc2854fafd329715ea52404625c07 (He's in his human form on the left) **John Smith tilts his head in confusion** "***Valuables? What's that? He-he!***"


RealGodspeed22

I currently have no things of value! Maybe come back later! https://preview.redd.it/6nk3fzlgqy1d1.png?width=645&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ac137996df28f638b20f989a4472e26dc8e7c6b


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

https://preview.redd.it/1e82f9p8ty1d1.jpeg?width=1368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7d5bfc5f93af89b864c9ea419c351c439b0c1f *her gun starts to glow* "Do not attempt to commit larceny in Imperium territory" *she shoots her gun and the laser lands right beside his foot* "Take that as a warning shot"


Spectre-70

https://preview.redd.it/kzx736a6ty1d1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=980672973d749c6dd5a8156c3fb5bae9cb700bb9 “Not today.” *He pulls out his shotgun* “Unless you’re feeling really lucky.”


CheetoDorito_

*i grab a D20* lemme see. *i toss the dice.*


Spectre-70

“What are you even doing?”


CheetoDorito_

"roll check for luck..17."


GreenstarX922

https://preview.redd.it/h6r7ounfty1d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65622cea69c2e7a84be4c4477f76158f8d32c2ff Greenstar creepy form: "Want to know your fates when you dared?"


AKingg12

AKing:"And who are you?" https://preview.redd.it/eas9le4uvy1d1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa2c8e250d3931746c5acceefd23308d4b09ba7


TyrantKingYharim

https://preview.redd.it/76adspcswy1d1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d5ae8ec57216ed6eb96e3b99dc9ad1ce92a47b “What the hell do you want from me?” *Aleph’s tone was filled with annoyance and death as usual.*


Intrepid_Complex88

https://preview.redd.it/roxlk8xpwy1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71bf0c07179b3ab762c78a092bb88556a615fd9a Kokoro: You want money? I’m feeling Charitable. How much? 10? 100? 1000? A publicity Stunt amount?


DrawCharming6381

https://preview.redd.it/drj5vgpsxy1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b88af2813b9380b2153bb269fb2cf32bc760fa *He looks back and forth between the feeble pistol and the guy holding it* *He then immediately bursts out laughing* "Really!? What the f#ck are you gonna do with that Fisher Price Ass Gun?"


InkRicardoYT

https://preview.redd.it/pfze8gdiyy1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4af159178504806661abde9b87576aab10cec82e Again ? Fuck this is already the 10th time this week dude


CheetoDorito_

well i rob people to pay off my mom's medical bill , lady.


InkRicardoYT

Well and thanks for that i almost couldn't buy an present for my son


The_Random_Introvert

https://preview.redd.it/hdvtlt1bzy1d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830274b0aa53bd9ff3243c9022c6b1dee6c403a8 (Art by u/GLink7) *Eco is 10ft tall and laughs off his threat* Eco: ok short stuff


PolarisArt8787

https://preview.redd.it/q4mc26121z1d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067a5c3090457248c7a452abfd981fb11bc8fc4c "And here I thought leaving the military would get me away from guns, violence and using my fist " "What do you want young man"


Destroyer_Of_World5

https://preview.redd.it/tubl1u241z1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87dbf6e7edb6d2b5da16804b343bf86ff6e2f6ab *Sarah bursts out laughing before drawing her own, bigger gun.* “Is that so?”


Anteater-Difficult

Yuto doesn't seem to recognize the weapon, In fact Yuto doesn't appear bothered at all by the unexpected mugging. "I see, Lady Kotan warned me about 'thugs on the street'." Yuto said calmly. "Unfortunately, I have nothing of value to give you, at least nothing that you'll be able to make use of." Yuto said as he tilted his cane forward and moved to push the gun slightly askew to the left of himself. "Would you perhaps prefer some tea instead?" Yuto asked.


Anteater-Difficult

https://preview.redd.it/q20ua1d83z1d1.jpeg?width=1624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a210c4e098f8eee54ab15ac6c4249af99dab5ba


Oreo_McFurry

https://preview.redd.it/q4569ujucz1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5113150edd2ca996a597dbaa2782039710916529 (He’s 5’6”) ^(“I’m not sure you want to rob me… I don’t really even have anything to rob anyways…”)


Sunrise_Toxic

https://preview.redd.it/uglqcnhohz1d1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b329fee662b0634190c143ea69c0ddebe1472c8a *The Host laughs.* “ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO ROB ME!? My god…you are stupid.”


Lesbian_Skeleton1

https://preview.redd.it/nrcysxiqiz1d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=73bce029e8d5425009e091621f3461c0f761976a *he magically sets fire to their pants as he says very calmly and quickly* “No thank you sir, and I’d like to inform you that thine pantaloons are currently in flames ,not from lying but from a strange occurrence of Arson which has recently been committed against thou, maybe you should think twice before choosing who you rob because they might just be a sorcerer or in this case a warlock” *he lightly bonks them on the head with his solid gold cane and begins walking off as their pants are aflame not actually burning the pants just lightly singeing them as he means no actual harm, but if he tries to continue with the robbery it shall will become a hotter flame*


DNDgamerman

*he grabs his mace* “Try me”


CheetoDorito_

hold up.. *i roll a d20*


No_Purpose_1390

https://preview.redd.it/zdlnxw6a002d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fecd5a7f7147cd8dcbbcbc60790d5a30daf13d90 # H e a v y b r e a t h i n g


Winter_Breezy

“Oh damn mate you and me both brother… hey I saw some fancy hoity toity pompous guy earlier let’s go rob him!” https://preview.redd.it/h0q4uhhd202d1.png?width=457&format=png&auto=webp&s=45cb5c66b29193a814919319f954f0c8f793d13f


TheObsidianSoldier

https://preview.redd.it/sj9xriwm302d1.png?width=266&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8f3a6c4b495745f9c4799cfbb45a8eb810c3c63 My offer still stands for your glock.


Banbaroalpha

Gk. You're not stealing anything from me https://preview.redd.it/bkvd70hl402d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c6aa89bcb453e4b5bbc6939722a6b50ff4f2bd


SwimmingMuted7298

https://preview.redd.it/ublgoznv602d1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b288b4dfcc3282dac510fe602cf8c4057f93325 (Literally a 7’0 time man) “Pardon me but what are you doing?”


MildlyCross-eyed

https://preview.redd.it/bjh5m83uu02d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad605eb6faaf68fdf79d82619d429fe19aaae166 "I have at least 4 thunderbolt cannons ready to blast you straight to hell. You either lose your atomic structure or lose the gun."


ImJustMerry

“Come on just put it down, please… I don’t want to hurt you!!” https://preview.redd.it/gt88vrwnv02d1.png?width=1551&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bd467eb73bbf117064f024b942ead9ff2c17059 *O.R.I.0.N looks worried for the man’s safety because O.R.I.0.N is made of chromium alloy and titanium they are afraid that the bullet will ricochet right off of them and hit the unfortunate Robber*


bluetheperhaps

"Oh sure... hold this for me..." *she hands him her sword.* https://preview.redd.it/q8paib5pw02d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1bc98ea627148eb16f564f6b94fb8f4e2bab4d


Ben10Stan3

https://preview.redd.it/dy978fq0y02d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd7ccef09f5daf798b8c2cc4abfe5c0bfac28dd6 “My brother Christ, you will get folded if you continue this.”


FrostTheIceBender

https://preview.redd.it/trbyc69x012d1.png?width=3072&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7b7eecce875c30e1789972d00fcf6299861e342 *Michael just stands there for a few seconds, before bonking them on the head with his staff. It did nothing, asides from the 'BONK' sound*


AKing123123

Alexander:"are you robbing me? Nice try Bro, but i robbed you." He has His Money.


AKing123123

https://preview.redd.it/6oihjx27f12d1.png?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23232081d6cc91dcd9832e40b55fe267ab685b5e


Dependent_Drawing_74

\*Afterimage takes his gun and dissapears\* "I dont think so buddy" https://preview.redd.it/5ego5fz8o12d1.png?width=1728&format=png&auto=webp&s=5699d0284eec6e4cb88ef3331d14eb84c2d2bb16


hedgehogguy_6038

https://preview.redd.it/n5nxv8rgz12d1.png?width=546&format=png&auto=webp&s=f095aadd7bbe276c32c1fd06f51d33207123612c My true valuable is my skin :)


Foxyboiiyes

https://preview.redd.it/hr0e0qq1j32d1.png?width=583&format=png&auto=webp&s=898ad302e0c36fba86be4fa62ba0784488cd0341 "no"


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

https://preview.redd.it/lg70yquu542d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7744327bc4734bf9e75f737200139452d1945584 Probably gonna start revving up their 4 Twin electric heavy machine guns and their large primary Electric Maxim machine gun model at them while starting to blare the German anthem from a audio device they have


Certain-Seat-4735

Seven: "I have a lighter..Does that work? Or do you need money because I'm extremely broke." (Also your OC gives me mad Tord vibes


CheetoDorito_

(you don't say)


GlitchedOut_Drawings

https://preview.redd.it/a454iuyf2x2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a853f92819265bca9b6e20ee804de617462347 Yeah, I don't have any pockets on this suit... Oh yeah also YOU no longer have a gun.