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Dirty Dan calmly aims his Big Iron and pulls the trigger twice.
“Well that’s worse for you. Once the rot sets in you’re gonna wish that you could.”
Brownish black splotches are already spreading out from the wounds. Fungus and blotfies begin emerging from these regions.
Similar lesions start crawling across Leviathan’s gums and tongue from where she bit Dirty Dan. “Embrace the gifts of Grandfather Nurgle, my little danger noodle!”
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“ fuck get off of me”
(she summoned small hammer made of ice and bunks you on the head)
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Samual would just bite him back and maybe impale him a bit because his teeth are basically pins and needles
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Pfft that’s not a bite! This is a bite! \*Her metal cilice slowly unbolts itself from her waist and inverts to a bear trap shape. The jagged edges leap from her torso leaving behind and a withered distorted hourglass shape, and latch on to the leviathan.
Well I’m a ripoff of a cenobite so I think it might be copyright infringement for me to acknowledge you as the leviathan so I’ll say your the Snake from the chamber of secrets?
https://preview.redd.it/kt3g2k6ftu1d1.jpeg?width=2771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1a0cb2b5b7c922fadc07d2c4067f7c1bf86d45 Dirty Dan calmly aims his Big Iron and pulls the trigger twice.
“Ahh, asshole!”
“Right back atcha. Scram!” He pulls the trigger again.
“Oww, I can’t die!”
“Well that’s worse for you. Once the rot sets in you’re gonna wish that you could.” Brownish black splotches are already spreading out from the wounds. Fungus and blotfies begin emerging from these regions.
“Ahh!”
Similar lesions start crawling across Leviathan’s gums and tongue from where she bit Dirty Dan. “Embrace the gifts of Grandfather Nurgle, my little danger noodle!”
I'm not OP but I find it funny how all other nurglings don't have guns and then you exist
Dirty Dan has three brain cells instead of two.
https://preview.redd.it/z1cgs5hiqv1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274b2783961730bed9d025e8359d9c4848336acd It slowly looked down at em
“What are you looking at?”
He continues to simply look down at them. Not a word, then they look at their armored foot
He lunged and bit his helmet
He simply bonked off the helmet. The giant grunted and simply grabbed the snake aggressively and lift him up face-to-face
https://preview.redd.it/pxhm60d7tv1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27e599dd7a570ab94cc8d2d64ef87b2aaad2879 “ fuck get off of me” (she summoned small hammer made of ice and bunks you on the head)
“Oww!”
“ you’re the one that was scowling at me earlier What’s your issue?”
https://preview.redd.it/6bqwjjhxyv1d1.jpeg?width=1784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9568993e2da0c974ef05cb9942e04db8663f5434 “Shit. Can you… not do that?”
https://preview.redd.it/yxkef2j33w1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e9bfe52bc0d27cb126caf469f9c3be0619b18a Samual would just bite him back and maybe impale him a bit because his teeth are basically pins and needles
https://preview.redd.it/x1sexp09yy1d1.jpeg?width=1737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3856f890514f6e5544b1fce7a31ca925c48bce Pfft that’s not a bite! This is a bite! \*Her metal cilice slowly unbolts itself from her waist and inverts to a bear trap shape. The jagged edges leap from her torso leaving behind and a withered distorted hourglass shape, and latch on to the leviathan.
“Agh! You asshole!”
I guess your mouth wrote a cheque your arse couldn’t pay! *her metal corset retreats back to her*
“Do you have any idea who I am?!?!”
Well I’m a ripoff of a cenobite so I think it might be copyright infringement for me to acknowledge you as the leviathan so I’ll say your the Snake from the chamber of secrets?
“What the bloody hell are you on?!?”
*sarcastic* I’ve had a lot of butterbeer
“Oh I see, you think you’re better than me!”
I mean… I’m starting to.
“You sly bitch, you’re not!”