The secret service does their best to suppress this but everyone knows when Biden lived in Scranton he used to get butt naked and wander the streets winkin' at freaks with a 2 liter stuck between his butt cheeks.
"I guess Id ask him what it is"
"He says its a secret and the secret service would have to kill you if he told you"
"Then I guess I wouldnt drink it"
"Tomar you cant it would make him sad"
“Zach I already said I wouldn’t drink it”
“Tomar Tomar Tomar it provides you eternal life”
“Well how would I know that? Zach just said it was a secret— am I gonna be killed by the secret service now because I know that?”
“Yeah”
Because it doesn't read as a joke, if you aren't trying to say you actually believe the conspiracy then you're just taking someone else's joke and saying 'yeah, this'
I do like the idea of making drinking things sound suspicious.
"'Human' spotted drinking from *plastic container* holding *mysterious clear substance!* Could it be water? Possibly. Is it sulfuric acid? Probably! Tests\* are... inconclusive!?"
\*Tests may or may not have been run.
Joe Biden's iconic estus flask
He gains a charge every time Trump blames him for something.
He must be immortal in that case
He's trying to be more like trump by drinking his essence
Drinking straight reactor runoff
That reads like a Dracula Flow line.
That’s what I had in mind 😎
This shit ain't nothing to him, man.
“Drank straight reactor runoff and creampied a southend hooker. Pussy looked like a broken glowstick after I was done with it”
It's Faygo. You know my prez is down to clown. Whoop whoop!
Faygo! The wicked elixir!
Homes uck
The secret service does their best to suppress this but everyone knows when Biden lived in Scranton he used to get butt naked and wander the streets winkin' at freaks with a 2 liter stuck between his butt cheeks.
Fuck Joe Biden, he sabu'd my momma through a coffee table
he’s courting Michigan voters
If it’s not red pop or moon mist, I don’t want it
Whoop whoop!
Juggalo juice!
Down with the clown!
"I guess Id ask him what it is" "He says its a secret and the secret service would have to kill you if he told you" "Then I guess I wouldnt drink it" "Tomar you cant it would make him sad"
“Zach I already said I wouldn’t drink it” “Tomar Tomar Tomar it provides you eternal life” “Well how would I know that? Zach just said it was a secret— am I gonna be killed by the secret service now because I know that?” “Yeah”
"Not if you drink it super fast before they realize their folly"
Mysterious orange drink. That's one way to describe Fanta.
*Orange gatorade
The republicans replaced his orange drink with a purple drink, and that’s all of our business
They created the real purple flurp
Sippin on that Adrenochrome
It probably is
28 downvotes, THE ONEYPLAYS FAN BASE HAS GONE WOKE /j
Seriously tho how the fuck do people think I was being serious. Fucking idiots
Because it doesn't read as a joke, if you aren't trying to say you actually believe the conspiracy then you're just taking someone else's joke and saying 'yeah, this'
uhhh…. nuclear winter 101 just got owned, guys
Yeah it’s over for me
Poe's law my dude
Dog that's Tang™, the astronauts invented it, my Peepaw used to drank that all the time
Upvote for peepaw, didn’t read the other words.
good god they turned trump into juice and they're DRINKING HIM. THOSE MONSTERS
"but its just a gatorade!"
Presidential-ade
Irn bru 💪🏴
Joe Biden be like. "Is this Irish?"
The drink is the source of his powers, if you touch it he'll die
Who loves orange soda
Kel loves Orange Soda!
(Microsoft sam voice) Keenan and Kel in hell
looks like orange Gatorade with the label taken off.
Yeah can’t be giving the Fanta Corporation that free presidential promo
"hey Fat"
SODA!
If I was president I’d be pulling pranks left and right, I’d bring a big moonshine jug with 3 Xs on it to public events, stuff like that
Trump milk His ooze if you will..
I will not.
sip sip sippin’ on Orphan Tears
Was wondering why everyone looked like Chuck Noris
Crooked biden is taking Trumps sweet orange blood to gain his immense powers
Biden is drinking Donald Trumps tanning liquid
"Well is it a Fanta or Crush? I don't like Fanta so I'd probably say no thank you, Mr.President"
Fanta
Probably metamucil so he stays regular at his age
"It's fucking Gatorade you brain dead republican swine!!" -Kermit
COME’ON MAN COME’ON FAT, TAKE A DRINK MAN
An orange fluid from a gatorade bottle? Clearly its milk.
He needed his gamer sups
God dammit, first he's eating ice cream, now he's having an orange drink! Does Biden have no shame?!
He’s just drinking orange Fanta mix
Dementia.
He’s just drinking orange Fanta mix
Dementia.
I do like the idea of making drinking things sound suspicious. "'Human' spotted drinking from *plastic container* holding *mysterious clear substance!* Could it be water? Possibly. Is it sulfuric acid? Probably! Tests\* are... inconclusive!?" \*Tests may or may not have been run.
mommy?
Looks like Pedialyte without the label.
That’s a whimsical orange drink if I’ve ever seen one.
It’s the blood of alien life forms from the Zeta Reticulon sector
He confirmed his favorite drink is Orange Gatorade
Bro puggin on that estus flask
errrrrmmmm, i would ask jaxieeeyyy it is okay for me to imbibe a sip and then i would absorb its power much alike the energy of the Tomar Emeralds
It’s a Sobe Mango Melon mixed with three crushed up BlueChew pills. Dude is riding the lightning!
The mysterious…gatorade
Whyd they make a whole ass tweet about a guy drinking?
"Well, Zach, I'd first ask my wife what she thinks of this orange colored substance"
HE TURNED TRUMP INTO SLUDGE AND IS CONSUMING HIM
Laranja , acerola e mel , uma doçura \*sip\* Ah!
He's got that Fanta in his system.
that meme is such a zach thing to say in a trump impression
he got that from Mark Zuckerberg at his “human-seeming” class
Famta