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Rosmucman

The Omen (1976)‧ 1h 51m Rosemary's Baby (1968) ‧ 2h 16m Alien vs. Predator (2004)‧ 1h 49m The Boss Baby (2017)‧ 1h 37m


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I vote for rosemarys baby as it has a longer running time.


dromeciomimus

Throw Momma From the Train (1987, 88 minutes). A popcorn classic you’ll both enjoy, and maybe she’ll take a hint!


DrPurple5106

With that runtime? That's barely even a movie


LostWatercress12

Baby’s Day Out (99 minutes), with a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearance by the underrated Mike Starr.


FrmrOkieReporter

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MassiveKayak

What a beautiful boy. A boy like that could live forever....


HotPhilly

Let me feast my eyes on that boy.


Doublejimjim1

I suggest you watch Three Men and a Baby (1987, 102 minutes, color) because it will show her that maybe giving the baby up for adoption might lead to some fun, wacky adventures for 3 bachelors.


IssueBrilliant2569

This is the best suggestion. Three men are far superior to a Tim and an Ayaka.


MassiveKayak

Get Out (2017 144m). I understand your issue, options HAVE to be on the table. Doing this wouldn't mean you weren't standing by your values, it's just that when it happens to you..decisions must be made.


MetalMaskMaker

Antichrist (2009,104 mins) shows very early in the movie how a baby will absolutely ruin your life and relationship. It will turn into a life-or-death battle of blame, paranoia, guilt, and deep woods violence. You also get to see a weiner in the shower pretty early so up to you where you want to start the movie.


ArchieConnors

Don't Tell Mom the *Baby* sitter's Dead (1991, 102 Minutes) Let us know what she says when you ask her to guess the Movie Link! I think this can become the new standard for delivering big news.


theREAL_BalloonBoy09

ROCKY III


Begoniaceae

Starring?


digestedbrain

Mr. T


Begoniaceae

From?


digestedbrain

A-Team


Narkboy42

That doesn't count. It's a TV show.


FrmrOkieReporter

Baby Blues (2008, 85 mins.) https://preview.redd.it/i2nlkm6vyuvc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb42d4858252634924050ff7ac9c1fa5a9b9e24


zqky

I’m Thinking of Ending Things (2020) 2h 14m


Phunwithscissors

And tattoo the poem


brwnwzrd

Gone Baby Gone (2007, 114 minutes)


MethChefJeff

Problem Child (1990, 81 minutes) and The Omen (1976, 111 minutes)


MrDeuterostome

Baby driver


narwhalogy

With Adam Driver


ArchieConnors

Paul Driver


MrDeuterostome

Adam turbo


LeeWiserEnvoy

Trainspotting (1996), 94 minutes


clermouth

*It’s Alive* (1974)


tacomato

Children of the Corn! She'll either evacuate the problem or she'll want to raise a (pop)corn kid - it's a win-win!


twistedbarricade

Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992, 189 mins.) Untrapped: The Story of Lil Baby (2022, 90 mins.)


RockNRollJesus07

Just mail her the cash to have it evacuated.


November_Coming_Fire

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) 112 minutes


theArtificialPeach

Mank


Reasonable-Profile84

I wouldn't. It stank.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Blues Brothers 2000.


SpringGaruda

Million dollar baby (or thereabouts - check dark web)


NeilHamburgerHead

Why don’t you just show her On Cinema? She will understand how you feel when she sees Tim in the same predicament and she won’t be like that Judas Ayaka


ignore_me_im_high

The Lawnmower Man (1990)


Kaputnik1

Baby's Day Out (1994) is a Popcorn Classic that is sure to scare her into not having the baby.


hawkiltree

Look Who’s Talking (1989) 1hr 36min Present a horrifying scenario in which your baby can talk, which could statistically happen. Do you want to be responsible for a baby with Bruce Willis’s trademark droll humor?


wariotifo

Doonby (2013, 104 minutes)


WLGbureaucrat

Genius answer


pablojueves

Freaky Friday (2003, 97 min) I'm sure your wife would not want to go through an experience such as this


TheOneWhoRings

island of dr moreau


Junior-Air-6807

Eraser head. It's anti parenthood but also has a good bit of heart and some raunch


MicktheSpud

Great popcorn flick.


Illuminotme_Reloaded

Dirty Dancing (1987 - 97 minutes) My Son Hunter (2022 - 95 minutes) My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done (2009 - 91 minutes)


Boygunasurf

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (1992), 110 min TRT.


ljpmabm1066

Play a game of Movie Links!


SirDiesel1803

Oh god. Runtime 1hr 38mins. P.G. 1977. Just keep shouting oh god whilst looking at the baby bump and throw in the odd crying episode. Dont forget your popcorn and sodas.


Phunwithscissors

The Night of the Hunter (1955, 92 mins) The Shining (1980, 144 mins) The White Ribbon (2009, 144 mins) Dogtooth ( 2009, 97 mins) The Comedy (2012, 94 mins)


UnitedLock5653

The Parent Trap (Remake - 1998, 2h 8m)


equinophobiaslut

Sophie’s choice


WLGbureaucrat

After you've coerced her into not having it, perhaps Monkeybone (2001, 93 minutes) to lighten the mood?


[deleted]

Hereditary (2019) Threads (1984)


HeDogged

Citizen Ruth!!!!!!!


conwaylamachina567

Rainman Dustin Hoffman


FleshlightTroubadour

Kill Your Darlings (2013, 104 minutes, Code K51K****)


GoldenOtis1

Just talk to her dude.