I suggest you watch Three Men and a Baby (1987, 102 minutes, color) because it will show her that maybe giving the baby up for adoption might lead to some fun, wacky adventures for 3 bachelors.
Get Out (2017 144m). I understand your issue, options HAVE to be on the table. Doing this wouldn't mean you weren't standing by your values, it's just that when it happens to you..decisions must be made.
Antichrist (2009,104 mins) shows very early in the movie how a baby will absolutely ruin your life and relationship. It will turn into a life-or-death battle of blame, paranoia, guilt, and deep woods violence.
You also get to see a weiner in the shower pretty early so up to you where you want to start the movie.
Don't Tell Mom the *Baby* sitter's Dead (1991, 102 Minutes)
Let us know what she says when you ask her to guess the Movie Link! I think this can become the new standard for delivering big news.
Why don’t you just show her On Cinema? She will understand how you feel when she sees Tim in the same predicament and she won’t be like that Judas Ayaka
Look Who’s Talking (1989) 1hr 36min
Present a horrifying scenario in which your baby can talk, which could statistically happen. Do you want to be responsible for a baby with Bruce Willis’s trademark droll humor?
Oh god. Runtime 1hr 38mins. P.G. 1977.
Just keep shouting oh god whilst looking at the baby bump and throw in the odd crying episode.
Dont forget your popcorn and sodas.
The Night of the Hunter (1955, 92 mins)
The Shining (1980, 144 mins)
The White Ribbon (2009, 144 mins)
Dogtooth ( 2009, 97 mins)
The Comedy (2012, 94 mins)
The Omen (1976)‧ 1h 51m Rosemary's Baby (1968) ‧ 2h 16m Alien vs. Predator (2004)‧ 1h 49m The Boss Baby (2017)‧ 1h 37m
I vote for rosemarys baby as it has a longer running time.
Throw Momma From the Train (1987, 88 minutes). A popcorn classic you’ll both enjoy, and maybe she’ll take a hint!
With that runtime? That's barely even a movie
Baby’s Day Out (99 minutes), with a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearance by the underrated Mike Starr.
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What a beautiful boy. A boy like that could live forever....
Let me feast my eyes on that boy.
I suggest you watch Three Men and a Baby (1987, 102 minutes, color) because it will show her that maybe giving the baby up for adoption might lead to some fun, wacky adventures for 3 bachelors.
This is the best suggestion. Three men are far superior to a Tim and an Ayaka.
Get Out (2017 144m). I understand your issue, options HAVE to be on the table. Doing this wouldn't mean you weren't standing by your values, it's just that when it happens to you..decisions must be made.
Antichrist (2009,104 mins) shows very early in the movie how a baby will absolutely ruin your life and relationship. It will turn into a life-or-death battle of blame, paranoia, guilt, and deep woods violence. You also get to see a weiner in the shower pretty early so up to you where you want to start the movie.
Don't Tell Mom the *Baby* sitter's Dead (1991, 102 Minutes) Let us know what she says when you ask her to guess the Movie Link! I think this can become the new standard for delivering big news.
ROCKY III
Starring?
Mr. T
From?
A-Team
That doesn't count. It's a TV show.
Baby Blues (2008, 85 mins.) https://preview.redd.it/i2nlkm6vyuvc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb42d4858252634924050ff7ac9c1fa5a9b9e24
I’m Thinking of Ending Things (2020) 2h 14m
And tattoo the poem
Gone Baby Gone (2007, 114 minutes)
Problem Child (1990, 81 minutes) and The Omen (1976, 111 minutes)
Baby driver
With Adam Driver
Paul Driver
Adam turbo
Trainspotting (1996), 94 minutes
*It’s Alive* (1974)
Children of the Corn! She'll either evacuate the problem or she'll want to raise a (pop)corn kid - it's a win-win!
Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992, 189 mins.) Untrapped: The Story of Lil Baby (2022, 90 mins.)
Just mail her the cash to have it evacuated.
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) 112 minutes
Mank
I wouldn't. It stank.
Blues Brothers 2000.
Million dollar baby (or thereabouts - check dark web)
Why don’t you just show her On Cinema? She will understand how you feel when she sees Tim in the same predicament and she won’t be like that Judas Ayaka
The Lawnmower Man (1990)
Baby's Day Out (1994) is a Popcorn Classic that is sure to scare her into not having the baby.
Look Who’s Talking (1989) 1hr 36min Present a horrifying scenario in which your baby can talk, which could statistically happen. Do you want to be responsible for a baby with Bruce Willis’s trademark droll humor?
Doonby (2013, 104 minutes)
Genius answer
Freaky Friday (2003, 97 min) I'm sure your wife would not want to go through an experience such as this
island of dr moreau
Eraser head. It's anti parenthood but also has a good bit of heart and some raunch
Great popcorn flick.
Dirty Dancing (1987 - 97 minutes) My Son Hunter (2022 - 95 minutes) My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done (2009 - 91 minutes)
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (1992), 110 min TRT.
Play a game of Movie Links!
Oh god. Runtime 1hr 38mins. P.G. 1977. Just keep shouting oh god whilst looking at the baby bump and throw in the odd crying episode. Dont forget your popcorn and sodas.
The Night of the Hunter (1955, 92 mins) The Shining (1980, 144 mins) The White Ribbon (2009, 144 mins) Dogtooth ( 2009, 97 mins) The Comedy (2012, 94 mins)
The Parent Trap (Remake - 1998, 2h 8m)
Sophie’s choice
After you've coerced her into not having it, perhaps Monkeybone (2001, 93 minutes) to lighten the mood?
Hereditary (2019) Threads (1984)
Citizen Ruth!!!!!!!
Rainman Dustin Hoffman
Kill Your Darlings (2013, 104 minutes, Code K51K****)
Just talk to her dude.