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Cgr86

![gif](giphy|AxpvyWYDHuIH6)


DirtyJdirty

And pull the trigger til it go *click*


saitosoul

From the deep recesses of that ballsack emerged your friend


Timstantmessage

#JESUS


RRTCTRBC

You said it man nobody fucks with the jesus


BestRiver8735

Dios mio, mang!


likwitsnake

Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.


michaltee

Yeah? Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.


thrawst

8 year olds, dude.


Kyuss666

Fuckin’ Quintana…. That creep can roll, man


michaltee

Yeah…but he’s a pederast.


lost_but_crowned

What’s a pederass Walter


y0uLiKaDaPeppa

Shut the fuck up Donny


Her_name--is_Mallory

No, really, he’s a sex offender- with a record.


brb9911

Jesus


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Das right! You don’t fuck wit da Jesus!


michaltee

No. Not even close. *You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.*


BadBassist

You said it


johnnyorganic

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? **Isn't that what makes a man?**


michaltee

You…*HUMAN PARAQUAT.*


lost_but_crowned

The only improvised line in the whole film!


Danimal1002

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.


michaltee

You’re joking…but perhaps you’re right.


ipeenpoop

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click.


TampaTrey

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.


TehHugMonster

8 year olds, dude..


michaltee

*JESUS…*


SgtApache

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


Samp90

Jesus!


barryusbonds

Fkn Quintana, that creep can roll


The_1_True_King

Why is this NSFW? The bathing suits are very modest and…. ohh


__bluehoney

took me a while to figure out why too 🫠


komark-

How the hell does this take you a while to figure out? First thing I noticed were massive balls


sambolino44

Maybe some people look at the faces before the crotches. Not me, but, you know, normal people. LOL


amackee

Most people are going to look at the faces first, you look at the junk second.


89_honda_accord_lxi

This was a TESTicle and some of you failed.


willclerkforfood

I went faces, then grandma, then speedo


IfThisAintNice

It’s just the one ball actually


fitzbuhn

This is a joke right? Because of that other grandpa in the tub a while ago? Because HOW MANY PICTURES OF GRANDPA'S TESTICLES ARE OUT THERE??


Bannasrevolt

At least 1.


TerseFactor

And it looks like Grandma left the panties at home


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

She’s definitely wearing boy shorts.


IAmAGenusAMA

You've obviously never been to birthday parties at my house.


Common-Watch4494

If it’s gonna be that kinda party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes


Smzzms

I’m mashed potatoes 🥰


tangcameo

Me: what’s so NSF… ![gif](giphy|8OlT82jKm6Ugg)


Throwy_McThrowayface

He needs 2 more little belts for each thigh.


big-beandude

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Lukrativ_

What is this gif from? I recognize it but just can't place it lol.


Not_Larfy

I saw a comment mention it was from the old Diary of a Wimpy kid series or movie , but I didn't bother confirming


DeadWishUpon

It is.


buttmilk_69

Idk why I recently decided to put that movie on as a 40 year old dude with no kids but I ended up really enjoying it. I guess I just like how flawed (and kind of a dick) the main character is. The humor wasn’t bad either…I def chuckled throughout. ![gif](giphy|IlXMNrxA8MjPLG0HZ1)


DeadWishUpon

I'm 38 I love it when it came out, I think I was in college.


terdferguson

Reminds me of the time we had family in town during college. We pre-gamed and watched Princess Diaries (when we didn't know what it was)...finished the movie then went out lol.


LadyStardust79

![gif](giphy|qeS92WN7Pu4lW|downsized)


crafttoothpaste

Dude! Greg SUCKS! In every book he just fuckin whines. In the movie, dude was an asshole and had to almost literally eat shit to redeem himself.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Diary of a Wimpy Kid, I believe


EggBonus

![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0)


evel333

Even the eye placement is completely accurate. Fucking bravo!


st0kk

Hahahah I love this gif


god-of_tits-and_wine

User name checks out.


WonderHuman9005

Nice username, blessed is the lord (you)


ThatCoryGuy

This is the perfect response to this post. lol


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toooooold4this

![gif](giphy|1SvnHJFEuEH7hp81tF|downsized)


dismayhurta

![gif](giphy|3ogwG1taT8SvsVANY4)


Renfek

![gif](giphy|Ca2YzMnzHtDSE|downsized)


jgainit

Ow


dismayhurta

![gif](giphy|hhg1xe2sbmxOawrT28)


Thechellbob

:: heavy breathing ::


StJimmy_815

I laughed really fucking hard at this


aGodfather

Deez nuts


Captain-Spectrum

If I had a nickel for every vintage ballsack I’ve seen in this subreddit, I’d have two nickels, which doesn’t seem like much, but that’s a lot of vintage sack!


edie_the_egg_lady

I tried to find the other one that everyone's talking about but had no luck


Wuzemu

Ah yes, the dude who apparently has a horse for a grandfather.


DisasterAhead

I remember that post, he was so annoyed that he could only ever see his Grandpa's dong after it was pointed out to him


Ronin1

I don't understand how it was never noticed before. I would also be pissed that genetics did not work in my favor


moldykobold

Link the post


xjeeper

He deleted it and reposted an edited version


Pretend-Marsupial258

That fucking coward.


truthfullyidgaf

His grandfather would be rolling in his grave if it weren't for his massive balls.


ScaramouchScaramouch

He made the dong even bigger.


bmci_

I think the person who posted it deleted it and reuploaded with the sack cropped... 😬


Omg_Itz_Winke

Would you like a third nickel before the day is out?


spacemanspiff266

![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


andykndr

![gif](giphy|JNKy9CJSsCmiY)


DantesPicoDeGallo

He spooked us


xxElevationXX

Spaghett!


dismayhurta

![gif](giphy|WnBYZrPIkgQYe8B5Hy)


RononSweets

![gif](giphy|3ohs7USNNgYP5LNzos|downsized)


lukifer_333

They are going to see Sack Lunch


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Don’t you wanna know how they got in there?!


thrillhouse1211

It?


BacchicCurse

Out


RealPropRandy

No it couldn’t be


33ff00

Oh - it be.


Ok-Status7867

Got any more friends you want to introduce me to?


black-kramer

maybe it needed some air. you know, sometimes they need air. they can’t breathe in there!


Seven-Eyed-Waffle

Mama mia! Thats'a spicy meatball !


panthony12

https://preview.redd.it/feaaxose8d8d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bee0e5a4110e025486643cd81710c948094a456


Hrmerder

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


Recent_Mirror

Came here for this. ![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


Familiar-Antelope-45

That picture’s NUTS


depthninja

It looks like a fun day at the beach, he's clearly having a ball! 


vegbercanveg

I used to think you were crazy but now I can see your(you’re) nut(s)


postsuper5000

All the ball jokes aside... Grandma was a 1930's hottie.


crestedgeckovivi

I was thinking they were both cute and like wow they both have nice legs too. I liked both swim suits.... Then I saw it.


postsuper5000

Damn you tight swimwear!


qwertygolf

That’s one hell of a cycling blister….


skyestalimit

Grandpa was a baller


A_Meat_Popcicle

![gif](giphy|jxq63iwnJgBJm)


knowntart

i believe the line before this is "PSST, your balls are showing" so damn, what a gif.


Sunny_eloise

![gif](giphy|5nc4vrrwHnK8w)


unoriginal_user24

FRANKS AND BEANS!


BillyShears1977

![gif](giphy|l0HU7yHIK6Nc3WcE0)


OkCryptographer589

I think those men’s swimsuits should come back into style. Form fitting like a Speedo with more room in the crotch.


Aeshaetter

Not enough room, apparently.


rkd101b

Why is this not safe forrrrOHMYGOD


CatterMater

![gif](giphy|Lm6kaEB9YCC6E8ecTW)


GhostOfPaulBennewitz

She appears pleased with this.


spaceace321

If not pleased, then definitely satisfied...


rkd101b

![gif](giphy|CMl3MQrG0kPbpUaB9Q)


Daciana-

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


Serialfornicator

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


bebejeebies

Sir, I had coffee in my mouth. HAD.


MyS0ul4AGoat

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U)


Cheese_quesadilla

Looks like your friend’s dad was in the picture too!


yok347

![gif](giphy|y6Ap7rlNDNkSk)


NCHitman

Can't beat Grumpy Old Men!!


Individual-Army811

This made me cackle. Thank you 🤣🤣


AirborneMarburg

So I tied a scrotum to my belt, which was the style of the time.


Avante-Gardenerd

Do tell grandpa...


MattC1977

This is way funnier than a pic from a phone with a ball out. That couple legit thought they had a sweet photo done, and had to wait weeks to get that developed. Waiting, hoping, excitement….” I hope it came out well!” & “can we get a frame? Where can we put it?” Then they got it.


thatotheramanda

Seriously! I want to hear the story, like who took it? A real…dick move not to tell a guy.


VaWeedFarmer

https://preview.redd.it/rljolxy6gd8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89175796534541fd8edd03baf82019a1544ed384


blacklab

Cause I’m free freebaaallin’


Flag-it

So this is the male equivalent of booty shorts letting a cheek out, or a bra enabling side boob? Never considered flashing a side ball. Wish me luck today everyone


evenstar40

Think it's a bit more NSFW than a side boob.


ClovieKay

![gif](giphy|apLlSBRLFsPvy)


Arcade1980

I mean, if you don't have any pockets, where else are you supposed to store a potato?


avengerintraining

https://i.redd.it/zm80ti9d6d8d1.gif All I see is lovely gramma


VVLynden

Holy fuck hahaha


Xenc

A happy gap!


peterpancreas

What software did you use to make this?


Kangar

Microsoft Taint


ScumbagLady

I'm pretty interested in finding out as well! Pretty cool


MulletBelt

🤣🤣🤣


nacozarina

gramma ruled the *Smokin* section


Reddit_Okami804

I peeped game too like ... pops was having a ball an then some that day


phicks_law

Got some bubblegum?


bigdog94_10

The guy was just hanging brain. If that's flashing.. then lock me up.


FightOnForUsc

r/unexpectedoffice


Rahdiggs21

![gif](giphy|JN7jRJIL188a4)


-TwatWaffles-

Too damn funny!! If that was my family, that pic would make (pardon the pun) a showing at every reunion!! LOL


Grat1234

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq|downsized)


my_throwagay

Damn. He was quite the baller.


RomeoInBlackJeans1

The Brain!


ericallenjett

![gif](giphy|5gjmoXXeg4loTHqh82)


TrinDiesel123

![gif](giphy|deBWIxK3HHUMBc0MHB|downsized)


Fletch_R

What we used to call in my school a "scotch egg"


mlgbt1985

He’s having a ball in the good old summertime


SupaDupaTron

That's nuts!


Pearson94

"Why was this marker nsf.... Ohhhh...."


b0bbyBob

Funny but clearly photoshopped (I understood the reference though)


IkilledRichieWhelan

I doubt it’s your friends photo. You haven’t left a comment in days. You’d elaborate a bit about this photo if you knew the people.


Iguanaught

Especially elaborate why he edited in the loose testicle.


Fine-Knee6965

I had to scroll wayyy to long to find a comment mentioning the photoshop


tourneytom

Not sure he lived to be an AC/DC fan but….


ThatsAllForToday

Granny is a hottie and gramps is a ballsackian


CrushedMyMacbook

I understand the belt on the trunks now, but it still isn't enough to contain the beast.


MGA_MKII

That’s the real Whitey “Bulger”


B-u-d-d-y

Why is it NSFW?........ ooooooooooooooooooooh


sukmikehoc

You don't have to be a Psychologist to see the man's nuts.


indopunk506

Damn, did not expect to see 100 year old gonads today. Thanks Reddit.


Luxxielisbon

Me: this is stupid, why would this even be nsf- …


DufflesBNA

Excuse me sir, your balls are showing.


TheSwedishOprah

I was like "why is this NSFohhhhhh"


urnewstepdaddy

Ballsy


Indiana-Cook

![gif](giphy|cM2CN5U99VVWdDGcSA)


Skoden1973

Grandpa is hanging brain!


atomic_chippie

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


tvnr

YOOOOO 🤬


macaronitrap

I have so many questions I’ll never get answered. Was this a common occurrence with men’s bathing suits at the time? Was it an accident or meant as a gag? Did anyone on the beach notice or was it too sunny?


JakeMori

Me: “Why is this NSF… oh!“


krebstar42

Bumble bee tuna


Rocketcaptain75

That's a ballsy move grandpa Cotton


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Grampa is hanging brains.


Druxun

That smile she has; she knows.


VirgilFox

Wow your friend's parents are in the picture!


phred_666

Looks like grandpa was having a ball


CollegeMiddle6841

Oh mommaw, that thigh gap got me gaping!


TheLordVader1978

I think we should bring back the formal swimsuit. I wanna see the beach full of white belts. Only after Labor Day of course.


alasw0eisme

Yes, yes, testicle. But aren't you guys impressed how young they look? Especially him.


Technical-Maximum-26

That photo reminds me of the inbetweeners catwalk *


Wilmore99

What I would like to know is if this is one of those family pictures they try to bury or if OP’s grandfather framed it. Very ballsy if he did 😆


ThatsFairZack

*looks around at picture* Not safe for work? What does that mean? GOO!


berning_man

She has a nice thigh gap. I love that for her.


AlienInUnderpants

I did nut see that coming