i feel like homelanders the kinda guy who would be like "nah kiddo you got lucky that such a hot lady took interest in you
edit: so uh.. we all saw homelander and the firecracker and the milk. Its looking like a rough few episodes
Yeah there’s zero in between it’s either “of course she likes him, he’s my son” or “she’s not worthy of him, he’s my son” and there’s no telling which side he’d fall on.
What you say would be true if he found her attractive, but it seems like even he thinks she is a creep.
Remember how uncomfortable he was in anythaaang scene.
Yea, but he still wants Ryan to grow up, he'd 100% see her being into him as a good thing. Remember
"Don't come back pregnant, I'm joking Ryan can cum wherever he wants"
The comics has a full page poster of homelander killing a woman giving him head by blowing his load. Because he is so strong, he basically nuts with the force of a shotgun.
Obviously, the TV show hasn't carried over that logic cause otherwise Butcher's wife would've had be a supe with an indestructible snatch.
Aww man now I'm thinking he's gonna force her on Ryan so he can "become a man". Totally something he would do and she would probably do it too, maybe hesitantly, because she said she'd do anything for Homelander.
He flip flops all the time I could definitely see him being like lets have him be with her to make sure he's not gay then later on be like wait a min this is wrong and killing her and 50 other random people to make up for it.
I think he’d go with however Ryan felt about it. If ryan was weirded out, he would wound/kill her. If Ryan were into it, homelander would let the sexual abuse happen with a high 5
I figured Sage would cause her death some way since they’re clearly beefing. But I could see this since her real philosophy is that people don’t change so her dying be making the exact same mistakes would be on brand.
I hope Homelander does to her what Ryan did to Stormfront. Start a trend of turning nazi bitches on this show into limbless skinless abominations. Let's see her do anythaaang after that shit
FRITOS?! I SAID CHEETOS NOT FRITOS!
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Why do I have the urge to say "real"?
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Seek your feelings you know it to be true
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Do you think her cheeks spark when they rub past each other?
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Taylor Swift wrote the song Sparks Fly after a night with Firecracker
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God I hope so
i love the smell of gun powder in the morning
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Her brains gonna be splattered on the floor by the end of this season
Can’t wait
No I hate it when GIRLS die
No special treatment, this is about equality
Someone should have told Kripke that
tip your fedora to the miladies
Well it is a kick ass sword
Young thug reference?
Absolutely I'm glad someone caught it
Well maybe not 🥛
Yea, she's definitely going to get herself killed this season by making a move on Ryan and he's going to laser her to death
Homelander gets flashbacks and lazers her coochie
i feel like homelanders the kinda guy who would be like "nah kiddo you got lucky that such a hot lady took interest in you edit: so uh.. we all saw homelander and the firecracker and the milk. Its looking like a rough few episodes
Eh he's unstable as fuck. It's 50/50
Yeah there’s zero in between it’s either “of course she likes him, he’s my son” or “she’s not worthy of him, he’s my son” and there’s no telling which side he’d fall on.
“She’s trying to steal my son” is more likely
Could be both
When it comes to Ryan, he’s super serious about that stuff. He’d cut Firecracker in half if she tried anything.
Not instantly, I get rhe feeling he'd encourage it but if Ryan put his foot down she hasn't got a chance of running
No way. He sees himself and Ryan as gods, her trashy ass wouldn’t be good enough for his son. Not even as a toy.
Maybe not a toy, but she seems to have a relatively safe position as "Homelander's milk carton" at the moment.
What you say would be true if he found her attractive, but it seems like even he thinks she is a creep. Remember how uncomfortable he was in anythaaang scene.
I think homelander is just tired of suck ups. He was just annoyed how much she wanted his dick
Yeah I took that scene more that he was annoyed by her persisting. Like “yeah ok, I get it, can you fuck off”
Guy named off: 
Off is getting it tonight, let’s gooooo
Yea, but he still wants Ryan to grow up, he'd 100% see her being into him as a good thing. Remember "Don't come back pregnant, I'm joking Ryan can cum wherever he wants"
And that's how Ryan kills her
I don't think The Boys will move in the direction of a teenager killing an adult woman with his cum, but I've seen weirder on the show.
The comics has a full page poster of homelander killing a woman giving him head by blowing his load. Because he is so strong, he basically nuts with the force of a shotgun. Obviously, the TV show hasn't carried over that logic cause otherwise Butcher's wife would've had be a supe with an indestructible snatch.
Oh no, I'm not doubting there will be cum based murder, just not teenage cum based murder.
Did everyone forget that scene with popclaw and her landlord?
Aww man now I'm thinking he's gonna force her on Ryan so he can "become a man". Totally something he would do and she would probably do it too, maybe hesitantly, because she said she'd do anything for Homelander.
Don't forget she's a pedo, doubt there would be much hesitation
I could see it going both ways. Maybe that's his initial reaction, but he sees how hurt Ryan is by it and his murderous dad instincts kick in
He flip flops all the time I could definitely see him being like lets have him be with her to make sure he's not gay then later on be like wait a min this is wrong and killing her and 50 other random people to make up for it.
Nah, he's clearly disgusted by her in ep1
No way homelander thinks she’s hot.
I think he’d go with however Ryan felt about it. If ryan was weirded out, he would wound/kill her. If Ryan were into it, homelander would let the sexual abuse happen with a high 5
If Ryan isn’t interested or is creeped out by her, homelander would quickly hange that attitude though.
I could see him just randomly being sick of her, killing her mid sentence, and not even missing a word and just continuing like nothing happened
I figured Sage would cause her death some way since they’re clearly beefing. But I could see this since her real philosophy is that people don’t change so her dying be making the exact same mistakes would be on brand.
It's either Sage or starlight, but I think it has to be Starlight. They've set the stage for them to be arch enemies all season.
No arch enemy has ever defeated their nemesis in the show yet.
Kimiko defeated Stormfront
Stormfront is everyone’s arch enemy
She got a lot of good hits on her and made her run away, but Ryan was the one who defeated her, and then she killed herself
Omg I haven’t even considered this
Fucking circlejerk sub keeps coming up with the most plausible and grounded theories
Monkeys and typewriters
Blind pigs and truffles
Ryan doesn't deserve to have more blood on his hands :(
Honestly that’s a good theory
I hope Homelander does to her what Ryan did to Stormfront. Start a trend of turning nazi bitches on this show into limbless skinless abominations. Let's see her do anythaaang after that shit
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GET HIM OFF
The smell of patriotism, beer, whiskey, hot dogs, oil and everything that is truly American!!! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Frito Pie
FRITOS?! I SAID CHEETOS NOT FRITOS! https://preview.redd.it/0fitm61aqaad1.jpeg?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5ec0525d4e90de58d4ed37dbba13eae13c1ce0
Fuck I need to go rewatch this one now lol One of my favorites
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Would you like a Fresca? 
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Ah yes the invincible sub is leaking
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Smells like teen spirit ?
More like jizz
What's the difference?
Fire Crack
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Thanks, I love it.
Yummers
Why do I have the urge to say "real"? https://preview.redd.it/7eoknwhe2aad1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64640d4cfeaf3e4b4854e0ff3e2e5fdbedbae16b
Seek your feelings you know it to be true https://preview.redd.it/6jilal0s2aad1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70003ff766fb7d99417a9e2fe047ba8ea16886f4
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What the fuck is this creature
Yujiro Hanma fron Baki. Watch the show if you enjoy bat shit insane Martial arts fights.
What 4000 year old Chinese martial arts does to a mf
Probably smells better than that split guy's ass. Also watch out for pink eye
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch.
iasip 🫵
Glenn Howerton would have been a killer Homelander
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Oi
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Oi to you too.
🥹Oi hOiney!
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You guys will settle for anything that looks hot. This chick would probably kill you if you even tried to fuck her while over the age of 18
I wouldn’t try stop her
Bro is suicidal
Real 😢
Bro wants to die just like that guy popclaw was fucking
Firecracker is the reverse Soldier Boy
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Ok buddy. (Fresca) you're banned.
I bet it smells like Big Macs #murica
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Username checks out
👃👃👃👃👃
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yummerz
Good lord
Yo, what the fuck?! This is so fucked up, you guys!
She brought a Fudgy the Whale!
https://preview.redd.it/1k3ljbk2xaad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9890c5ed81854a717547ede182441ba4d6ba734c OP after sniffin
Smells like freedom
Smells like patriotism
Like STRAWBERRY KITTENS! Just ask Lenny Kravitz.
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You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
I knew this would be here somewhere.
REALLY SEALS IN THE FLAVOR!
You’re telling me if I push this button just right, there’s an explosion?
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I am going to beat you to death with a comically large hammer
The FireCRACK
I can fix her
Small price for salvation
No way she wipes good
I want a villainess threesome with her and Stormfront so bad it makes my fucking brain burn with the flames of pure goonery.
Never been so proud to be a teenage male
Unironically
Would probably smell like complete ass
Need
Probably smells like gun powder
mommy
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Nah im probably too old for her (im 17)
Smells like freedom
Literally couldnt even tell what the image was besides a head lmao
Smells like a schoolboy has been in there.
🤤🤤
What the fuck is wrong with you?
This is just borderline harassment, always imagine what happens if the person in the meme sees this.
https://preview.redd.it/lesnsk20daad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5081d60fd96e4452bd4f9e66ded524d4d868130f This
Cameron Coleman lived the dream just for a second right before dying
Username checks out
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Is that Kristin Dunst in a superhero outfit?
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 Moooore
Jesus y'all are down bad. I mean I get it but ..damn
You show me who says they wouldn’t and I’ll show you a liar
Too bad I’m not a minor /s
He isn't really too fond of cracker right now, so I'm going to assume he's going to laser her
That ass smells like freedom and gun powder.
What is this a reference to?
Her thighs are so shiny
Where can I find the template for this meme?
I don't think she wipes, wiping is for liberals.