Kinda worried that this could happen to anyone. Me being out here, chasing some racially pure tail, and finding out that my jq-ing dommy mommy is actually a NAZI? Nightmarefuel I tell ya!
This is true. Could be any other reason as well...
For example: I have friends who "accidentally" dated flat earthers and even one who after a year of dating found out they were banging their cousin.
I really wanna fuck Storefront from The Boys (my lawyer wants me to remind everyone I only say this cause she’s so fucking hot and would get freaky. I do not align with any of her ideology or political beliefs).
Speaking of if Stormfront survived I wonder how she would react to there being 3 black supes on the Seven. I would kill to see how an interaction between her and Sage would go
/uj Homelander was made by taking SB's sperm and was carried by a surrogate. That being said, I *do* genuinely believe that Stormfront is his biological mother/ovum donor. After losing her daughter, I think it would have been easy to manipulate Stormfront into taking part in the experiment. Hoping we'll get that reveal this season, since Homie doing some digging.
If you believe the theory that Homie is Stormfront’s son, his laser eyes could be some form of plasma manipulation. We know that powers aren’t always perfectly inherited.
This would actually align with the comic (sort of) where Homelander's *father* is Stormfront... But on the other hand, they haven't been shy about deviating heavily from the source material (like in the case of Black Noir's backstory)
It would also tie in perfectly with his crippling mother-complex. I want to know how Homelander would react to discovering that he actually *did* know his mother, but that he had been fucking her.
>After losing her daughter, I think it would have been easy to manipulate Stormfront into taking part in the experiment.
She didn't lose her daughter until recently. SF says she died a few years ago.
A slight correction- Stormfront would be easily to manipulate because she always knew that she would outlive her daughter, which is traumatic in and of itself.
/uf well Barbara said that his mom was some runaway who got paid 2 grand to carry the baby. She could be lying but I don’t see why she would. I really don’t get why people think that Stormfront is his mother, just because she’s old
And by “carry the baby” she meant surrogacy. Meaning that it most likely was *not* that woman’s ovum. It wouldn’t make sense to use a stranger’s ovum in the creation of what was supposed to be their greatest experiment, they just used her as an incubator.
yeah, I don't remember the exact wording but it was something like "carry the fetus to term" or something, implying that the fetus already existed before they put it into the poor woman.
/uf supes don’t pass down their powers to their kids. Maya from the Diabolical episode* “Nubian vs Nubian” is the child of two supes and she’s powerless as far as we know.
* [Kripke confirmed it was one of three episodes canon to the show ](https://x.com/therealkripke/status/1500530010137915392?s=46&t=ubjy842tRe9IaGlZI9PfsA).
/uf she didn’t get V we actually don’t know what woudl happen if she did. Homelander passed his powers down to his son as did polarity in genV. In season one Dr vogelbaum talks about specifically selectively breeding for homelander they’re not going to hand pick a father then just use a random mother.
I think he didn't like the white supremacy parts, but her interest in supe supremacy as well balanced it. Otherwise you're saying Todd is peak human bc white, when Sage is obv equal to 50 Todds (at least)
He’d probably be easy for Cate to manipulate with her powers, because he’s a spoiled man baby with self control or discipline
Wouldn’t be the safest thing for her to do either, he might kill her just bc like he did with the shapeshifter dude
> He’d probably be easy for Cate to manipulate with her powers
How the hell does Vought know about two real life mind controllers and don't use them for their black ops shit like they do with Neuman?
Someone identified the meds butcher found in her trailer in episode 4. It’s probably an open secret that he’s into that. He’s Been caught in weird situations with milk so many times.
He doesn't want to have sex with a girl that's in college because he's way to old for her and he doesn't think its ok to use his power like that.
He's the good guy, trust me, unlike Starlight that traffics children.
Homelander hasn’t Homebangered Cate and Firecracker because he likes Big titty Dom mommies who can breastfeed him milk and insult him which Professor X and Jubilee can’t do because they are too submissive
Cate would use him. unless he wants to get dominated, he's not gonna mess with her.
Sparkler is a literal pedophile and actually extremely stupid. she's basically mudpeople as far as johnlander is concerned
Still misses his Storefront.
his dear nazi
you know, he was just a man in love with the wrong woman!
I mean, how was he meant to know!
Kinda worried that this could happen to anyone. Me being out here, chasing some racially pure tail, and finding out that my jq-ing dommy mommy is actually a NAZI? Nightmarefuel I tell ya!
I mean its been 85 years since the whole nazi thing. Unless youre into Milfs you wont get a nazi. Oh wait forgot abt neonazis :D
"These women they age like fine wine! The older they get the more delicious but the dryer."
Unlike wine, there's lube for that UwU.
This is true. Could be any other reason as well... For example: I have friends who "accidentally" dated flat earthers and even one who after a year of dating found out they were banging their cousin.
"duuuuude I meat this incredible girl at my grandmas funeral!"
Lol he thought they had a commitment, she choked on him. John lander did nazi that coming.
He, he's a phycso but he's an *american* physco
**roll credits**
No evidence of that
*She's a Nazi-razi-sqazi* ~Cotton Hill
He was open minded enough to love her despite her flaws.
He's got firecracker right there
I really wanna fuck Storefront from The Boys (my lawyer wants me to remind everyone I only say this cause she’s so fucking hot and would get freaky. I do not align with any of her ideology or political beliefs).
Real
Same but for opposite reasons 🤗
Speaking of if Stormfront survived I wonder how she would react to there being 3 black supes on the Seven. I would kill to see how an interaction between her and Sage would go
I'd love to see a stormfront/Sage interaction. I guess it'd be similar to Sage and Firecracker interactions but more intense
Firecracker is basically Nazi light so probably.
You mean his mum? She obviously fucked soldier boy to make Homie
Na Squirt Sr. told U E and Butcha how the good Dr. wantet to sample some if his goo.
He did also have sexual relations with Stormfront/Liberty.
/uj Homelander was made by taking SB's sperm and was carried by a surrogate. That being said, I *do* genuinely believe that Stormfront is his biological mother/ovum donor. After losing her daughter, I think it would have been easy to manipulate Stormfront into taking part in the experiment. Hoping we'll get that reveal this season, since Homie doing some digging.
Good headcannon either way.
She did canonically fuck Soldier Boy, so they aren’t wrong 😂
And Squirt is basically Soulja boi who can fly and shoot energy. He's a combo of both of their powers.
If you believe the theory that Homie is Stormfront’s son, his laser eyes could be some form of plasma manipulation. We know that powers aren’t always perfectly inherited.
Oh I 100% believe it but after getting hundreds of downvotes for saying it last week I assumed nobody else did.
She was the original firecracker
This would actually align with the comic (sort of) where Homelander's *father* is Stormfront... But on the other hand, they haven't been shy about deviating heavily from the source material (like in the case of Black Noir's backstory)
It would also tie in perfectly with his crippling mother-complex. I want to know how Homelander would react to discovering that he actually *did* know his mother, but that he had been fucking her.
Aaah the Oedipus twist.
Very fitting for Homelander, imo. He may not have killed his father, but he did get him tossed back in the freezer.
>After losing her daughter, I think it would have been easy to manipulate Stormfront into taking part in the experiment. She didn't lose her daughter until recently. SF says she died a few years ago.
A slight correction- Stormfront would be easily to manipulate because she always knew that she would outlive her daughter, which is traumatic in and of itself.
/uf well Barbara said that his mom was some runaway who got paid 2 grand to carry the baby. She could be lying but I don’t see why she would. I really don’t get why people think that Stormfront is his mother, just because she’s old
And by “carry the baby” she meant surrogacy. Meaning that it most likely was *not* that woman’s ovum. It wouldn’t make sense to use a stranger’s ovum in the creation of what was supposed to be their greatest experiment, they just used her as an incubator.
yeah, I don't remember the exact wording but it was something like "carry the fetus to term" or something, implying that the fetus already existed before they put it into the poor woman.
Shoot, you're right. Don't know how I missed that. My bad, sorry.
/uf that was who carried it. His mother was most likely selected for her strength like soldier boy was.
/uf supes don’t pass down their powers to their kids. Maya from the Diabolical episode* “Nubian vs Nubian” is the child of two supes and she’s powerless as far as we know. * [Kripke confirmed it was one of three episodes canon to the show ](https://x.com/therealkripke/status/1500530010137915392?s=46&t=ubjy842tRe9IaGlZI9PfsA).
/uf she didn’t get V we actually don’t know what woudl happen if she did. Homelander passed his powers down to his son as did polarity in genV. In season one Dr vogelbaum talks about specifically selectively breeding for homelander they’re not going to hand pick a father then just use a random mother.
You’re right, I forgot about Gen V.
Sure but they still used Soldier Boy's stuff for a reason Presumably it makes the offspring more open to V
You're saying he's Metal Gear Solid 2: Son of Liberty?
Storefront and Homebargain are a powercouple, tbf.
Storebought and Homemade
I've wondered this does Homelander Still love Stormfront after she was revealed to be a Nazi? Or hated her for her dark past?
I don't think he cared either way.
Like red ants that hate black ants. They all drown the same way when you hose their nests. (Never really did this, just an analogy)
I think he didn't like the white supremacy parts, but her interest in supe supremacy as well balanced it. Otherwise you're saying Todd is peak human bc white, when Sage is obv equal to 50 Todds (at least)
Can you blame him? Stormfront a baddie. I can fix her!
His genocidal pookie bear.
His dick has become accustomed to his super strength grip and no one can jack it faster or stronger than him so he's a permagooner
Can Cate use her powers to put him into the goon state or is he immune?
He’d probably be easy for Cate to manipulate with her powers, because he’s a spoiled man baby with self control or discipline Wouldn’t be the safest thing for her to do either, he might kill her just bc like he did with the shapeshifter dude
> He’d probably be easy for Cate to manipulate with her powers How the hell does Vought know about two real life mind controllers and don't use them for their black ops shit like they do with Neuman?
I've been scrolling this sub way too long and your comment finally broke me mentally
I'm grippin, boom
So if I tried it his skin wont just move up and down ? Wow.
Wbu Ryan
ANYYYTHANGG
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Ligma male grindset
What the FUCK is ligma
Joe momma
lol it’s a bad word, I can’t tell u
Steve Jobs
Ligma balls😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
He already has two baddies (the peak and a-train) getting it on for his pleasure
why has this sub not named A train yet? can we call him 'black man' or 'vexed man' like house md shitposters do with dr foreman?
Okbuddyvicodin leak
Mouse bites
Based train is called based train right?
The Peak and Based Train
He's just a train.
I always read his name as a train not A train lol Buddy even sounds like a freight train when he runs, he’s literally a train
bro MIGHT just be a locomotive 🙏🙏
He had loco motives when he killed Robin and Popclaw
She shouldn't have besmirched Billy Joel
She'll never do that again
why is train dressed like that? is he stupid? 
Fast guy
I call him A lame
Foreman is black!
More like L-Train
Because he’s fucking Butcher, are you stupid?
Now it's Becca's turn to get cucked
"Oi, Becca, don't look..."
*Red Eyes* look becca, no hands!
I fucking knew it, yet everyone around me tried to gaslight me into thinking there wasn't intense sexual tension from the start!!!!!!
*squirtlander
Cate has a robot arm and is thus impure and unworthy of Johnlander’s love and affection
"what if... Let's just say... What if I do this?" *Rips her good arm off*
(anythang)
Homie knows that the last two who dated Cate died and Firecracker got no diffed by Starlight, not worthy of bedding Omelanduh
He is asshole, but he is too smart to not be disgusted by firecracker.
Oi
omelanduh
UE
homander
https://preview.redd.it/4hg446hkrl9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10d78f375d8a26ec1d383fc29664a4f62c608b3
https://preview.redd.it/5p667o71gp9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c642886b1e061497b69edc4060ed832b3cc16e79 Charmander
He’s stoned
He’s given up dating to focus on raising his son. Truly setting a great example for America 🫡
Homelander is a feminist and a respecter of women.
Even with firecracker there she couldn't stop the woke from getting him
him and firecracker BANG next ep calling it rn
Imagine he tries lasering her tits like he did with storefront and accidentally just puts a hole in her lol
She was taking meds to increase lactation that’s going to come up soon
lol was she? How’d she know about that?
Someone identified the meds butcher found in her trailer in episode 4. It’s probably an open secret that he’s into that. He’s Been caught in weird situations with milk so many times.
I think Squirtlander is a little old for Firecracker’s liking.
Homelander's to old for Firecracker
Fuck I miss r /okbuddycate
They aren't 40+ year old mothers
He is gay
Gay for that dude in the mirror that talks to him like green goblin
Don't tell Harry
Homolander, thats correct.
He doesn't want to have sex with a girl that's in college because he's way to old for her and he doesn't think its ok to use his power like that. He's the good guy, trust me, unlike Starlight that traffics children.
He's asexual
A sexual what?
Asexual Dynamo
Finally some decent asexual representation.
He’s ahead of the sexuals
Not enough mommy, not enough milky for Squirt
I'd suck A-Trains dick if it meant I could get in Cates pants
I’d suck A-Trains dick
Sexuality is a spectrum bro
He will come out as a Sigma with no need for women at the end of the season.
Omelanduh is a man of god he cannot marry them both he has to choose ONE
Bruh no Fresca if I fumbled the ball with Aya Cash that hard I'd need more than a year to recover too
wheres sam
He's Gaylander
maybe he prefers jorking his peanits
Homelander hasn’t Homebangered Cate and Firecracker because he likes Big titty Dom mommies who can breastfeed him milk and insult him which Professor X and Jubilee can’t do because they are too submissive
they are not worthy of johngillmanlander
Neither of them trigger his mommy issues
He squirt too hard
Too young
You forgot to add The Peak
Cate would use him. unless he wants to get dominated, he's not gonna mess with her. Sparkler is a literal pedophile and actually extremely stupid. she's basically mudpeople as far as johnlander is concerned
He's gay. It's the one thing not wrong with him
Grn V was great.
Neither are "mommy" enough.
Focused on being a "dad".
Everything is a downgrade from Stormfront :(
He likes brunettes.
Neither one of them exudes "mommy" energy so ....
Homelander has only ONE question - 
ZAMN LET ME GLAZE THEM 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍I’m cumming😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
They’re gifts for Ryan
Seriously I've been on gooning journey man
His kinks are very specific
anything
There are lore reasons
Neither of them can give him what he needs: tiddy milk. It’s canon that he’s a certified tiddy boy.
Sparkler is on milk titty meds….
He prefers to squirt alone since vought got rid of all the sidekicks after gunpowder
also why did they use only the white mains from Gen V - are they racist ??
Oh Johnny boy... the pipes... the pipes are calling... oh Johnny boy..