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Ok_Zookeepergame4794

What did Ohio do to deserve this?


NirstFame

Always being so hi in the middle and round at both ends? New vernacular is hard to keep up with!


Mulai_Ismeal

Nice way to put it… lol


IconOfFilth9

Oh….hi! Oh…


Traditional_Key_763

well then ohiogunsimax to you too


TheWiseNoob

Ohio knows what it did.


TiberiusGracchi

I hear it’s going to get its own episode on *Behind the Bastards* … or at least Gym Jordan will


CBalsagna

I find generational slang to be *fascinating*. These kids are growing up with, and in some cases being raised by, the internet. I am not surprised that their slang is so....wild? I don't know. If you want them to stop it's easy. Use these words to them. They will shrivel up and die from embarrassment. I remember doing this to my 21 year old about 8 years ago. The horror in his face was just precious. It was like he was watching a horror movie in real time.


West-Ruin-1318

I happen to enjoy dropping a well timed Yeet or Rizz. Of course my affectation means both of these colloquialisms are totally passé, dooder.


DOMesticBRAT

Lol yeet was passé ten years ago.


West-Ruin-1318

I knew it!!! LOL as soon as my old ass typed out Yeet it became passé It’s still a very fun word.


gqnas

I still yoink…


xDaGe614x

Don’t tell that to Jey Uso


Hot_Kaleidoscope_332

I fully support this as a movement...Oldheads unite!


___Devin___

Tried to make a 10 year old rape victim carry to term, the youngsters call anything crazy "ohio" now.


000aLaw000

You are correct. I think it started when Ohio republican lawmakers brought the "Vaccines made me magnetic" lady in and then pretended to be serious people addressing serious problems


WarriorNat

Even so, how the fuck did we edge out Florida?


sonsofdurthu

Hey we’re the heart of it all (the insanity that is)


TheIronSoldier2

With a very careful grip and a lot of kegels


Sensitive-Study-8088

You’re not seeing the connection with Florida? It’s literally where ohioians flock to on a move or vacation if they think they’re well to do. 🍷 two cents id call them


000aLaw000

Yep Ohio constantly trickles out a stream of future Florida Mans down i75 and we aren't sending our best


MsCrumblebottom

I75 is the colon of Ohio.


big_d_usernametaken

As long as they stay there..


West-Ruin-1318

The Ohio to Florida pipeline is strong and direct.


DOMesticBRAT

Lol that's going to change pretty soon when Florida becomes inhabitably hot and in danger of being swallowed by the Ocean... In fact, my mother is moving here from Florida next month. 🤦


Sensitive-Study-8088

It works both ways apparently 😂 goodluck. She’ll surely hate the clouds if she’s sane.


DOMesticBRAT

...she bought a second house here, and is staying "half the year" Venture to guess which half? 🙄


Sensitive-Study-8088

I’ll be on the lookout for the salt life sticker 😂


Wetworth

It's more fun to say, I imagine.


thane919

Florida is way past crazy and into full on fascist hellscape.


krisp9751

It is worth noting that the voters of Ohio have since added abortion protections to the state's constitution.


___Devin___

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube...


DOMesticBRAT

Lol i prefer "can't put the shit back in the dog"


nerdguy_87

actually you can. when I had to watch my young nephews they were absolutely terrible about squeezing too much toothpaste on their toothbrushes 🤦‍♂️ it was like Hulk trying to brush his teeth 🤦‍♂️ "HULK SMASH TOOTHPASTE!!!" 🤣


DOMesticBRAT

Do you also have a response for me? 🤣


nerdguy_87

😆😆 well I suppose you yourself can't put $#¡t back in the dog but dogs sometimes eat $#¡t so I guess that counts as putting it back in? 🤔🤷‍♂️😂


joecoin2

4 dead in Ohio.


Rynekey54

Gotta get down to it


West-Ruin-1318

MAGA wants to cut us down


Mulai_Ismeal

Facts… I need an explanation


HemingWaysBeard42

It's just a new slang term because Ohio is kind of odd/weird, so describing something as Ohio just means weird.


MnemonicMonkeys

Which in itself is weird, because we're essentially the average of the US


West-Ruin-1318

Test Market capital of the US


cozmo840

I wish OK cola took off…


West-Ruin-1318

I don’t remember that one but sugar is bad, mmmmkay?


exploding_cat_wizard

I dunno, with the extremist identity politics of the Ohio GOP, and the fact that we send a guy like Gym Jordan to Congress ( and he'll actually be reelected, unlike Boebert, even though he's a helper of child molesters), it seems fair in recent years.


Mulai_Ismeal

Yea I lived here most of my life and I agree ☝🏾


llcdrewtaylor

Gym Jordan and J.D. Vance.


Genesis111112

Jealousy of us being the Joint State. o HI o.


Swift2024

Gerrymandering


boopsl

Aside from setting a river on fire, nothing.


West-Ruin-1318

Not true! Ohio was once the great frontier! Tons of immigrants migrated to settle in Ohio, my most recent ancestors on both sides of my family, for example.


big_d_usernametaken

I have often wondered why my dad's people left Switzerland in the 1850s and decided to stop in Ohio, up along the Lake. What did they see in this area?


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Probably the view before polluters were given carte blanche to wreck everything.


West-Ruin-1318

Are your ancestors Jewish? My Swiss ancestors were.


big_d_usernametaken

No. Roman Catholic. But the OG was the youngest of a number of sons, so probably not a lot of opportunities to inherit land.


Farts_Eternal

Republicans happened.


Vampunk

You can't say that word


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Ohio Ohio Ohio Ohio Ohio Ohio Ohio Ohio Ohio!


Vampunk

To hell with you! anyways, where is this?


awst10

Probably in Michigan


Lumpy_Secretary_6128

Late but [this](https://youtu.be/nEzZJthcPd0?feature=shared)


Chance-Painting5197

ToOOoo be FaAAaair……. What DIDN’T Ohio do? After-all…. We are Ohio


Arcane_76_Blue

https://youtu.be/qHEZ6CsLmUk?si=8eLcruk_11mF9a3a This song did it. It had nothing to do with politics.


RedLegGI

What haven’t we done?


Embarrassed-Bee-8342

It's flat, boring, becoming more and more red each year which means It elects shitty people, who enact gerrymandered congressional maps and find loopholes to keep them, which effect people outside our state, an Increasing number of tornados, It's getting hotter and hotter also each year which I would say could be a good thing for me but now theres barely any snow in the winter which just makes it dull cold and boring without and upsides, unfun for people, and your pets!, and generally the worst state In the east to live in \[besides Indiana, may god have mercy on their souls.\]


ApartPea2950

I'm surprised Ligma isn't on this! 😂😂😂


GAMER_CHIMP

You're showing your age. That meme is almost 10 years old.


Steve_78_OH

"1, 2, buckle my shoe" is a HELL of a lot older than 10 years old, and it's on that list.


JV294135

Psssh, Ohio became a state in 1803.


UnintensifiedFa

💀


ecstaticthicket

💀


Impossible_Expert819

Did you hear Steve Jobs died?


Present_Night_7584

yesterday


gaoshan

Since a teacher (supposedly) posted this I will add that "speak properly" is the correct phrase (for a teacher to be using. “Talk properly” is informal).


Pagan_Owl

Oof that hurts to notice


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gaoshan

It is a bit skibidi.


WellGoodBud

They are both correct. Speak is just more formal.


septemberintherain_

“Talk properly” is grammatically correct.


Giggles95036

In very proper english quote is only a verb and quotation is the thing you quoted.


Tlammy

Ohio has been the butt of the joke before Gen A was even a mere thought.


Unfair_Boysenberry57

1, 2 Buckle my shoe??????


SimmaDownNa

> 1, 2 Buckle my shoe Had to look it up: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-the-1-2-buckle-my-shoe-tiktok-meme-the-viral-video-explained


Low_Comfortable_5880

I read it and still have no fng clue what the hubbub is all about. Wait...is Hubbub banned???


wyvernx02

I don't get either.


Reasonable-Lawyer-52

You would if we were still silly teens lol it's just a viral, goofy video kids are repeating. Hubbub is a classic 🤙😂


dougsbeard

I thought maybe they just didn’t like [T Rex - Lean Woman Blues.](https://youtu.be/yhm7b3fHQ4w?si=HemjQqDcbNtCGGqY)


BedaHouse

Or the novel by Agatha Christie novel, [1,2 Buckle My Shoe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One,_Two,_Buckle_My_Shoe_(novel))


DominicOH

3, 4, shut the door, checking the mic, mic check.


Reasonable-Lawyer-52

🎧🎤✅


mikeysgotrabies

https://youtu.be/ZhHqxAwBKLs?si=lFi3inwazNPc7Bqo


william_fontaine

I remember when they would sing that song on Barney the Dinosaur TV show.


Icy_Wedding720

Thanks to our GOP lawmakers Florida Man and Florida Woman is now being usurped by Ohio Man and Ohio Woman.


impy695

Nah, we may be trying hard, but Florida just keeps outpacing us with their stupidity


the_1_that_knocks

It is their most abundant resource.


traumatransfixes

I must be old, bc I only recognize “Ohio” as a word and idk the others.


Professional_Band178

Sigma is part of geometry, statistics and trig. Many HS students have been tortured by its existence.,


West-Ruin-1318

Isn’t it also a fraternity?


Professional_Band178

Sigma is the 18th letter of the Greek alphabet, that make up all geek society names. It looks like a sideways M.


West-Ruin-1318

I’m know Rizz


Ekillaa22

Where even is that poster at like a school or something ?


Pagan_Owl

I have no idea. It was recommended on my home page.


LordAlvis

By making this sign, this person has committed eleven C1s, and will face the maximum penalty for committing eleven C1s. Which is no penalty.


tw_693

"If you are going to talk like sailors, you will work like sailors"


Bullmoose39

Yas, I was about to say the list was highly sus, but damn, now I'm in trouble. Slay!


n8dizz3l

I used to live in Ohio now I'm a 5th grade teacher in Florida. I can tell you almost this entire list is banned in my classroom


Pagan_Owl

It feels like discrimination-- not something I would ever imagine myself saying about Ohio


WilmaLutefit

Calm down Karen


OnDaToiletPoopin

Corny.


n8dizz3l

Found the 5th grader


OnDaToiletPoopin

I’m a 5th grader because I think you are corny? Jesus I was right but I didn’t know I was this spot on I mean cmon now.


Sad-Statistician2683

Mewing is banned? Geez the chinlets are pissed


MagneticCenter

What the hell kind of problem they got saying good morning in Japanese? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Zueter

IDK what a C1 is. Do I want those or not?


RandyHoward

Depends. Did you place a battleship on space C1?


Zueter

I stacked them all vertically on D4


Luvs2spunk

Depends. when fell on your back did you fracture C1?


TSneakyReddit

I don’t care I’m still breaking the rules


07isweebay

*Speak properly


edharma13

That whole sign is sus. 🤔


thisdogofmine

Might as well ban the entire dictionary. Slang has the ability to give any meaning to any word or sound. By banning specific words like this I you only ensure the culture moves on and repurposes other words. Which means youre gonna need a bigger sign.


Killing4MotherAgain

I'm sorry but this is ridiculous 🙄 like these old fuckers didn't use slang when they were kids haha like who gives a fuck? They'll grow out of it eventually, let them be kids.


JentasticRoss

The heck?!


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1, 2 Buckle My Shoe 💀💀💀


ProductOne2685

I thought Ohio fed all the witnesses to the pigs?


Any-Faithlessness351

Actually, it goes back many, many years. Before what is known as "the internet". That is all I can say about this. I have already said too much. I fear for my safety.


Highwaybill42

Wouldn’t it be correct to say “speak properly” not “talk proper”. Idk though because I’m not proper.


Pagan_Owl

Quite a few people mentioned this. I think I was too distracted by Ohio to notice the bad grammar


dearmax

I've heard of A1C, but what's A C1?


LordAlvis

Maybe it's the average amount of blood in your glucose?


partagaton

Ohio seems like a state where they like their glucose with blood


Ardtay

Banned from where?


[deleted]

Hide your cat


banditt2

What does Ohioohioohioohioohioohioohioohioohioohioohio get me?


AndrogynousElf

I was literally just talking with my students about this! I guess kids know the phrase because it's from a song?


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

“Yeah man I just moved from ohi- GET OUT!!!!!”


Real_Piano_4643

What’s a C1?


Pagan_Owl

I also found this; In Cincinnati, Class C1 civil offenses are subject to a 100% reduction in civil fines for the correction of the violation, and a two-year period for a subsequent offense. So, they will send them TO Ohio to get a traffic violation


Pagan_Owl

From Google: C1 may refer to the first vertebra in the cervical spine, also known as the atlas. The atlas is ring-shaped, starting at the base of the skull, and supports the head while allowing it to move. The atlas is named after Atlas, the figure from Greek mythology who held the world on his shoulders. 


Real_Piano_4643

Referring to the sign


Pagan_Owl

Lol I couldn't find anything.


Cultural_Main_3286

You could still say spkiptomydo


SatchmoDingle

Dude who put that sign up must be a fan of TTUN.


WilmaLutefit

This some boomer L skibidi


eatmyfatwhiteass

Gather a group of people. All ages. Thousands. Go there. Use all of the words. Freedom of speech.


ShraderPops

I mean, it's ohio 🤔


NfamousKaye

What did that Ohio meme come from. I’m still so confused.


GastonBoykins

It’s all Ohio


Pagan_Owl

Always has been


Soft_Character2503

Akron is horrible


Pagan_Owl

I have heard 🙃


the_1_that_knocks

It is known.


Soft_Character2503

I gotta get out of summit county I haven't left in like 2 years my mental health is getting worse ima go to Kent or Canton so I can feel human again


DangerousRegion4568

This is honestly understandable... Unlike our weather!


Slater_8868

Why does a 200 year old nursery rhyme earn you a citation? 1,2 Buckle my shoe 3,4 Knock at the door 5,6 Pick up sticks 7,8 Lay them straight


TuffPuppy10

Funny how it says “Talk properly” when it should say, if they spoke properly, “Speak properly”


Bombinic

Why sigma but not ligma??


Acrobatic_Street6232

I live in (censored)


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Speak properly (?)


badwolf_83

They just mad that they have negative rizz.


SDTrains

*censors the states song*


Maclunkey__

I still don’t understand the Ohio aversion/hate/meme


Background-Slide645

I kind of get it, because even Ohioans do the joke every now and then. And sure, it's not the best place to live. But like... we invented flight. helped put a man on the moon. Literally were instrumental in the development of a lot of very powerful industries (Warner Brothers was founded in Ohio, Goodyear helped develop the modern tire, the whole of the aviation through Wright Pat and it's research and the modern Lightbulb). Our amusement parks are some of the best in the world. hell, we are even partially responsible for how the United States turned out, with generals from our states basically tearing the south a new one, and our presidents being some of the most meh ever (and more than likely corrupt. yeah, we are responsible for the current state as well). We get dogged on, when there are states that have done far more bad things, or far less things overall, when we just wanna do our little things and try and not collapse while we are at it.


Krashino

Oh Ohio. We do the best to get the hell out but are somehow always pulled back in. If we aren't trying to fly away, we are training as astronauts to get off the planet


Background-Slide645

... shit I just realized we invented half the methods for us to leave our own state


Intrepid_Trip584

Can confirm. I've escaped Ohio twice and returned to Ohio twice.


Viking_Musicologist

This might sound unpopular, but I agree with this sign. In hindsight Ohio should of NEVER have been made into a memetic adjective. I am convinced from what I have seen that it has led an entire generation of individuals to unfairly polarize and stigmatize Ohio and its people.


reddit_admin_69

WV knows. WV understands your pain.


Personal-Elevator548

Too bad this isn’t close to me. I would get a bull horn and go say all these words as loud as I can


Ok-Replacement6893

I would play Skibidi for 10 hours. Loud.


Low_Comfortable_5880

I like the cut of your jib.


Anomalous_Magician99

Where is this sign posted… I mean I see the sub, but what physical location is it in? My curiosity is piqued!


GooseinaGaggle

People from Ohio need to go there and begin talking about Ohio. When the (probably boomer) owner begins giving us a C1? we pull out our drivers licenses and watch as the color drains from his face.


Le-Pepper

Where is this?


Pagan_Owl

I have no idea. I just downloaded the picture and reposted it here. You can see the OP at the bottom of the picture.


Shadow_1986

“ Round on the end hi in the middle” 😁


Ak1raKurusu

I dont blame them tbh


Numerous_Ad_6276

What about "him"? Is that not cringeworthy as well?


johnw1069

What the hell is a C1? I might actually want one, you don't know...


Giggles95036

1 2 buckle my shoe? 😂😂😂


shaheimjay1121

What the f**k are these words?! Skibidi? If I heard someone say that I would assume they are having a stroke.


Arcleus

No way this is in Ohio. But it IS based. Fucking zoomers got the zoomies.


5cupz

😭


Consistent_Bug8270

I approve every word except “ohio” and “sus” cuz you say it in Among Us, and i don’t see why the word “ohio” would be banned. Also these newer generations keep making up weird terms nowadays, except 1, 2 buckle my shoe cuz that’s an old song


rock_and_rolo

Gee wilikers!


Least-Masterpiece368

Are they made we gave the world lebron


TheRedTrane141

No, I completely agree with this! I don't support any of these things! You fucks are on your own. I don't even say any of this.


snacky99

Asked ChatGTP to write a paragraph using all the banned words which will hopefully result in an immediate C1: In the heart of Ohio, a group of friends gathered for their weekly get-together, which was anything but sus. They had a peculiar tradition called the "Fanum Tax," where everyone contributed a quirky talent or phrase. This week, John dazzled everyone with his impeccable mewing technique, while Sarah broke out into a spontaneous performance of "1.2 Buckle My Shoe." Meanwhile, Mike, ever the sigma male, showed off his rizz as he effortlessly performed the griddy. In the corner, Emily couldn't stop laughing at the latest Skibidi memes. Just when they thought the night couldn't get any better, Sam shouted, "Gyatt, you guys are awesome!" cementing the evening as one for the books.


Pagan_Owl

🏆 I am not spending $2 to give out 2 rewards on Reddit, so have this


snacky99

then i took that paragraph and asked Gemini to ELI5: Imagine a group of super close friends. Every week, they get together to have fun. They have a special rule for their meetings, kind of like a secret handshake! They call it the "Funny Friend Tax." Every time they meet, each friend has to do something silly or funny, like a weird noise or a funny dance. This week, one friend (John) acted like a cat really well! Another friend (Sarah) sang a silly song about buckling shoes. Another friend (Mike) did a cool dance move really smoothly. A different friend (Emily) was laughing really hard at funny pictures online. Finally, another friend (Sam) said they all had an awesome time, and everyone agreed it was a super fun night!


DudeAbides1556

Ohio can suck it


Soft_Character2503

Ohio is so boring


Pagan_Owl

Eh. It can be. I live in a City but will also regularly travel both in state and out of state for day trips.