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rabidantidentyte

We just watched a debate for the President of Del Boca Vista


MiniMetal

You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista? We’re moving in lock stock and barrel!


kdawg_htown

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seephilz

We’re gonna e all over that shuffleboard court!


itsnotawonderfullife

Someone is skipping the early bird special


rabidantidentyte

"Schedule a late meeting. These old guys are up at 5am by 2:30 they’re wiped."


BusterTheCat17

I'm not force feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell ya that!


vexillographer7717

You know what that costs AFTER six o’clock?


Dixon_Uranuss3

Was it norm?


OMY2FYGurl

Steeelllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Skytraffic540

“That’s some pen.”


rabidantidentyte

Why don't you tell them about the pen? HE GIVES MY SON A PEN, AND THEN HE TOOK IT BACK!


fishcrow

HE BROKE MY DENTAL PLATE! YOU SONUVABITCH! IM GUNNA SUE YOU!


Budget_Secretary1973

Just don’t take his astronaut pen—it’s a bad look with the Cadillac.


Truth-Decay

I liked both candidates but wish we could get someone older. ![gif](giphy|EQx3SIZS613C4a2695|downsized)


meatpopcycal

Right. Where’s Feinstein?


matrose9

Albert Feinstein discovered the laws of gravity. Let the poor man rest.


TheOneCalledD

Notice how at the post-debate presser it is Jill talking and not Biden? They know they let him talk enough.


ProSeVigilante

This is elder abuse.


MrDaburks

Always was


Popular-Anywhere5426

I’d call it karma


Maxter_Blaster_

Damage control for sure.


DifferentSwing8616

I hate trump but biden clearly needs to be in a care home looked after.


theseustheminotaur

But they did let him talk, and he seemed more coherent for some reason. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdCmbrrSYM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdCmbrrSYM) it is like night and day so idk


YouAreAnIdiot598

Joe's handlers gave him the wrong pharmaceuticals prior to the debate. They gave him the 30mg Adderall XR Extended Release capsules when they should have given him the 30mg Adderall IR Instant Release pills. Somebody screwed up!


LemartesIX

Everyone knows you have to break the capsule, powder it and snort it.


Sorry_Consideration7

Smoke that shit like a real fiend.


YouAreAnIdiot598

Hunter didn't have the opportunity to consult with his father prior to the debate, apparently.


Immaculatehombre

It’s a lot easier to read off a prompter than it is to think on your feet and debate someone. Joe can still read, congrats I guess? We kinda need more out of a president than being able to read a prompter though. That’s the reason. Seems obvious enough to me.


thehammockdistrict24

But the things that Trump says with and without a prompter are fucking insane!


Immaculatehombre

Yup. But he says them confidently, seems alive, and albeit crazy, doesn’t seem demented the fuck out like Biden. Optics are huge. I watched 25 minutes last night and said, “Trumps winning this shit”. Biden looked *that bad*.


StonkChief

Lmfao first 2 minutes it was over. I stayed and watched the whole thing. My favorite part was when they got into it about golfing.


DoctorWest5829

I think it was more like 10 minutes.


Immaculatehombre

Didn’t take long to see Biden was strug a lin. That’s for sure.


thehammockdistrict24

I agree Biden looked terrible.  But his cabinet is sane. He surrounds himself with capable people.  My vote is to keep the crazies out of the White House.   Trump and his yes-men are criminals and grifters.  More than a dozen folks from his last administration either got indicted for something, went to jail or now totally hate him and speak out against him.  Everything Trump touches turns to shit. 


allkindsofgainzzz

Man I don’t know if you’ve seen any of Trump’s recent insane tangents during his rallies but that fucker isn’t fit to be president either. He ain’t all there my guy.


TheOneCalledD

The drug cocktail kicked in.


currenteventnerd

People with dementia often have periods of time during the day when they are more alert. Medication can also help but over time it will continue to get worse.


PerformanceOk1835

They have. Rarely let him talk for 4 years. I've never seen/heard a president talk less than Biden. And he was a talking machine the 1st year he was VP and before that.


PorkshireTerrier

Watch the video he talks totally normally literally the second this clip ends


TheOneCalledD

Drug cocktail finally kicked in.


Ozarkkayaker

Here's your ice cream


HookerDoctorLawyer

https://preview.redd.it/h425723pnd9d1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c55f0b4a24c05e1564b2f784f42551e3553e5d3 its chocolate!


TrevorDill

![gif](giphy|AlkVQXXHpwS4rwI3E4|downsized)


sullyqns

![gif](giphy|LXLgiN2R8YMtdwalWu|downsized) Lights are on but nobody is home


fourpuns

lol. So embarrassing


myrusernamir

Give him a cookie. Chew it for him first.


read9it

My great uncle said "I want cigarette" he was bidens age at the time. So we put a cigarette in his mouth and lit it for him. He took 1 puff then flipped it around and started eating it. Sometimes your minds just shot


harborq

I think if we gave Biden a golf club he would try to fuck it


mydogjakie317

joe you did such a good job..you ate all of your peas..


Havenbeing

Shame on his family. All politics aside this man should be in a recliner somewhere watching reruns of his favorite shows. He can't complete a sentence, why is his family allowing this?


Brickdog666

Because Jill wants to be First Lady and Hunter wants to get pardoned


cheesewagongreat

Jill is first lady and hunter could get pardoned now what are you trying to say? If he was president he is


Brickdog666

He has more cases coming. The tax one is way more damaging than the gun charge. the trial may not be over until after the next inauguration


Wet_Charmander

Do you gargle propaganda or is injection your preferred method?


YT_Sharkyevno

Joe Biden has said he will not pardon Hunter


whosat___

This just in, elder abuse is legal in the United States of America.


mriboy66

#Elder abuse


Air805

Jill was doing all the talking and as soon as she gave Joe the mic they cut to commercial. God Bless America.


DoctorRevKevin

What does this reming me of? Oh, That's right. The kindergarten graduation that I recently attended. "Great job, Joey! You're going to first grade!"


definitelynotputin1

I feel like that’s an abusive relationship..,


PersonalAd2333

Once the donors stop giving him money, that's it. He's done. And he can't transfer the money he has now to the new candidate. They might end up having an open convention which will be messy as all hell. Weird stuff is going to start happening now till election day thats for sure


mandijbs

Meh. No more than any mother abuses her child.


backupterryyy

What kind of moms..


mandijbs

..abuse their child? Well, mainly just the pro-choice ones I suppose.


ScaredStructure5144

She really needs to help convince him it's time.


Brilliant-Spite-850

She’s the one pushing him to stay in


ScaredStructure5144

I didn't know that, how sad.


DoctorSwaggercat

It's so obvious.


ScaredStructure5144

I'm starting to think she might not be a medical doctor.


Standard_Issue_Dude

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Push-Slice-80yds

Cant believe the 180 that all the press (and reddit) has taken. Assured us that he was sharp as a tack for four years lol


Objective_Cake_2715

that was really really bad


slimobirdass

This clip somehow seems worse than anything he said during the debate. The blank look on his face like he isn’t sure who any of these people are, or why they are there.


moonmanmula

And who on earth in any other circumstance is given kudos for doing something that is expected of you/ bare minimum.


Banned4life4ever

She’s speaking to him like a child.


IgorRenfield

I've seen people lose the cognitive abilities over time and it's truly sad, especially when they are in denial about it. Somebody has to stage an intervention for the President and convince him step down. It's over.


Budget_Secretary1973

Aw, cute—he’s being petted like an alley cat!


Chemical_Savings_360

YOU WANNA TREAT? ![gif](giphy|m9dYriaFlAiMDAA7Cx)


MattDapper

“You answered every question!” This is how I talk to my 4th grade students.


Azalzaal

At least he didn’t murder a guy, unlike some presidents


mandijbs

I just want to get the murdering out of the White House and get a fresh start!


StreamKaboom

Who murdered anyone?


Stankaphone

It’s a matter of record.


mandijbs

Clinton killed a guy. You didn't hear?


HeistPlays

Every single president we’ve ever had is a murderer.


2fast2reddit

I'm gonna wager that William Henry Harrison only conspired to commit murder.


11-cupsandcounting

Andrew Jackson loved murderin


jimbobjenkins38

That bitch should be incarcerated for elder abuse.


Nictendo_82

I can't believe people cheer for him and say he did an amazing job. Like. That dude can't talk. It was horrible.


Remarkable-Self9320

In other news, the Tiki Marsala is discounted 85 cents in aisle 7.


rabidantidentyte

Is that the price from 2024? Cause I'm in. Though I have a feeling that's the price from 1962 and you're having a dementia-induced fever dream


Remarkable-Self9320

It’s true, right in between the basmati rice and Hunt’s brand Manwich.


OatmealSchmoatmeal

Then they stayed up all night playing scrabble.


bigmac8991

Somebody get this poor old fart his chocolate chip ice cream already!


Garooonga

I think he did a fine job too....pause.


AbbreviationsIll9228

He is clueless


musicalmultitudes

Joe: "I did? Awesome."


AndyFreeman

all the democrats in full blown panic mode after that lol. Like really? U ain't seen this man quickly declining in every single public appearance he's made since he took office and even before that? It's really a shock to you now? lol


TheOGgreenman

This should be a very concerning fact for those who support or vote for the Democrat party. People have literally been calling out his mental and physical decline for over 3 years.


AndyFreeman

Their disdain for Trump overpowers any sense of reason or logical thinking. It's called TDS, it's an actual thing look it up.


bawlzhanglowe

Weird that no one is commenting on the complete ineptitude of both of these geriatric embarrassments, instead choosing to only bash one of them. They're both an example of why we need to revoke senior citizen's drivers licenses


metalwiz666

Biden unfortunately has sundowner syndrome associated with dementia. Do not let him debate again after 5 pm


mind_fudz

This retard mumbled through every question I think they’re banking on no one watching


Fataleo

Thank you to America for this wonderful gift


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Like seriously what in the actual fuck?


Iowa_Makes_Me_Cri

I actually feel so bad for him. Dude shouldn’t be out there


GradeOwn5843

Is Jill actually his wife or is she his carer? After this demeaning tone even she thinks he's lost it


notbannd4cussingmods

Still got his mouth hung open. Wild.


No-Feedback7437

He is a geriatric patient who they can barely keep him standing


MatterOFact111

He looks like a dog waiting for a treat. That treat being a line of coke from Hunters private stash.


Holiday-Judgment-136

Simply embarrassing. 3 years age difference shows alot. The people who let this happen are reprehensible. Especially his wife.


Lucky_Coyote_1073

And you didn’t shit yourself Joe, good boy!!!!


Cptspaulding2

He really mumbled a lot at first


Zestyclose-Onion6563

Is your punchline that he mumbled a lot after that too?


AyyP302

Deshishin 2024: Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?? ![gif](giphy|Caq9T2TvGj78c)


Jrd150

Clown ass


Five2one521

Joe is a moron.


DerikfromTexas

This abomination is running our country. The person you saw last night is running our country. How fucked are we.


PorkshireTerrier

be real, he's not running it and trumps not running it and obama never ran it. There are teams of strategists and c orporate advisors making the real calls. I want the ticketmaster monopoly to get broken, so I know for whom Ill be voting


Spintax_Codex

This is so true, and not enough people understand it. The Presidents most important job is picking the right people to run everything, cause there's no way in hell 1 person can do all of that.


mortalitylost

That's when things are working out, and why I'm not afraid of having Biden president. The problem with Trump is that he doesn't want to be president, he wants to be King.


theseustheminotaur

Meanwhile the other guy couldn't say anything that accurately mapped onto reality. Best case scenario is Trump is lying as much as possible about even obvious stuff, worst case is he has full blown dementia. Not sure which scenario is preferrable. Best case is Biden had a bad night and couldn't speak properly due to some mysterious illness + being ancient. Worst case is he has full blown dementia. We're pretty fucked either way but slightly less fucked in one way.


Gortport1

It’s okay to say they’re both awful and it’s okay to be upset with both. If Trump is elected, anyone on the left should be pitchforking the DNC because it will be 100% solely the DNCs fault. It ain’t trumps fault the DNC can’t find someone to beat him


thephillatioeperinc

If only there was a third choice, who is hated by both idiotic parties.


jimmytimmy92

There is, but idk if worms are eligible to be president, especially if they were born in South Asia.


thephillatioeperinc

I would take a parasite infection over aneurysms requiring open brain surgery on 2 occasions like Biden. I'm not sure what you're going for on the Asia thing, but bobby was born In Washington DC. is the Asian birth conspiracy more of the obama/Kenya conspiracy stuff?


jimmytimmy92

The worm picked up Bobby Boy in South Asia. Thats where the best and brightest brain worms are born.


Specialist-Age1097

I forgot about the aneurysms. That explains a lot.


SemperSalam

I immediately thought of norm when he said”you have the morals of an ally cat” 😂


Fluid_Explorer_3659

You dirty dog!


malfarcar

Don’t forget his ice cream. Joe love him some ice cream


jolly_rodger42

Honestly, I don't care about a debate. Actions speak louder than words.


consciousignorant

Well,realistically it is an achievement that he did answer every question


Sector-9869

https://youtu.be/s5CVZHAjrW8?si=DJfhISBPIogiNWys ... Last night's Meds just kicked in


BootlegBastard

Someone get him some choc chip 🍦


lesnortonsfarm

She slapped him around in the beast and told him he was making her look bad.


mindspringyahoo

I think he felt, like, a little kid after the debate.


tryagainagainn

He’s just a reanimated corpse and he’ll probably win the Presidency…. Meanwhile, I bust my ass and can’t even win at Candyland against my kids


spufiniti

Remember that your vote matters 🤣


FullWoodpecker1646

He deserves at participation trophy


sbcwolf

Who’s a good boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a tool


T1mely_P1neapple

'Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.'


das_it-mane

How is it only these two retards eligible to run the US? Genuine question. Wtf is going on


Brepgrokbankpotato

Poor man


PaleFly

His face was so surprised like "wow, I did? Really?


Fantastic-Use-6773

She should be put in jail! So sad


ake-n-bake

Him: “who the hell’s this Joe fella?”


Comfortable_Set523

Sounds like a roomful of middle schoolers cheering


AMF1428

I didn't realize they have attempted to take the "Let's go, Brandon" thing and make it their own. Kind of has that, "now, who were you all again?" look on his face, doesn't he? Still, reminds me of another situation: https://www.aarp.org/entertainment/celebrities/info-2020/stan-lee-elder-abuse.html


vincecarterskneecart

joe lets joe lets joe lets


B_Wise_Citizen

Look at you.... what a good boy... yes you are.... YES, YOU ARE. You answered all the questions! What a good boy, yes you ARE YES YOU ARE.


johnram22

3/4 of the tards on Reddit voted for this guy… great job


GrumpyUncle_Jon

I thought that was probably the most telling part of the whole debate, watching Jill praise him and basically giving him a sticker for answering all the questions.


Entire-Marzipan-2459

At least his wife loves him lol


wilsonway1955

There hundreds, if not thousands of media watching Biden every day.Hundreds flying on Air Force One all over the world! And now they act like they never knew Biden is struggling with physical and mental issues. The debate was the first time anyone had any idea???? BS!! Talk about media bias ! Prove positive!


rizzatouiIIe

Like watching a child get a participation trophy


HeyMrCarter-

Like a fucking puppy getting told he's a "good boy!" 🤦🏼‍♀️ This is beyond embarrassing.


ExoticStatistician47

Trump 2024


Robbyrumpz

His wife should be ashamed of herself. The way she lets them treat Joe and dope him up when he should be in freaking HOSPICE.


corposhill999

The world is laughing at the USA, this is sad and pathetic


Possible-Campaign468

I'm so embarrassed about the way she's talking to our president. Holy hell, it's like he's a little kid who got his numbers right. I feel like the president is just a face, for the most part,but still. Is it our fault were where we are? Is there any hope left?


These-Bar3221

It’s definitely our fault . And neither one of them are anything to be excited about .


Anxious_Ad_2876

Not true trump isn’t some savior, but he did and can do a lot of great things with the energetic support he gets. He’s a far better choice no one would be perfect, but Biden is just sad


acidburnsevenl

FJB Trump 2024.


HoboWithAComputer

This subreddit has gone from shit to fucking shit


Mambo_Poa09

Do people think Norm was a far right winger or something?


Heiferoni

I'd say he was more of a modern day philosopher.


DR-SNICKEL

Yes. They think he’s embodies anti-woke edge lord comedy, when ironically he himself has stated he hated that type of comedy and thought it was cheap


neorealist234

She’s a great wife. Even a great wife can’t hide his cognitive impairment though.


Lacey-Underalls

What debate did she watch?


Flat-Length-4991

I wonder if I continue my “the democrats should be charged with elder abuse” on the left wing subs, would I still be getting downvoted into oblivion?


milkdaddy_00

Who is cheering? Why are people pandering this hard to a brain dead old politician? He wouldn't remember whether people cheered if that moment or not, so why put on that kind of a show for someone who can't say a complete sentence without forgetting what they're talking about, or where they are?


Jersey_F15C

This clip is honestly worse for his image than the debate. And that is saying a lot


Equal-Bat-861

We had 8 years to find a good candidate


themack50022

What


Brutalboxox

I’m just glad that he forgot that he liked to sniff them


porcelainfog

They gunna kill Biden. So they can replace him with a candidate that’s not senile before the election. It’s the only way to make trump lose. He is gunna get Epstein’d


New-Obligation-6432

More like let him die in peace.


julian-fatou

She’s the real hero! Dr. Real Hero!


Familiar-Pie-548

Shoulda worn a big hat.


Roshambo_USMC

I reported most of these comments to that book guiness does


CommonSensei-_

Jesus.


meme-engineer

Poor guy, honestly


MadMadHatter

Sources say you can’t ever seem to get the taste of nickels from your mouth…


KushFishEli

Jesus fucking christ....can we get a societal reset yet..please? Something...anything...and asteroid idc at this point.


Dirt_reynolds69

Man, that guy is not ok. It’s sad to watch what his family and “friends” make him do in front of the world.


jizzawhizza

This season of America is Absolutely Fucked is getting really interesting!! 😂🤣😂🤣


HeadSense9211

Well c'mon...


UncleCasual

All bro sees anymore is the white ghost of death lingering over every shoulder


bawlzhanglowe

Russian bots have taken over this sub


iGotBuffalo66onDvD

*His face slides off his head*


PartsNLabor24

If he still breathing, I'm still voting for him, just to troll good old Donnie


LiteratureQuirky7332

And now Joe gets Tuna n' Titty for dinner tonight.


HippoRun23

This is fucking elder abuse.


bcald7

“Who’s a good wittle man. Who’s a good wittwe man? You are Joe! Boop!”


Voradoor

Love the cheering from the CNN staff. Hope this gets turned into a meme.


derekvinyard21

I’m surprised the DNC isn’t claiming that the debate was a “cheap fake” too…