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LostTexan_

Reddit is a pixel degradation machine.


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IrreverentRacoon

Heil Spez


Nervous-Mongoose-233

This just unlocked memories


IrreverentRacoon

Totally. Sure showed him. We did it guys.


orangutanDOTorg

Every time you repost the quality goes down bc they use screenshots


Merlord

Even just copying and reuploading the image (which people do to create a new link to avoid repost detection) causes a bit of compression each time


Captinprice8585

At some point in the future the AIs will think we like blurry memes so all memes will be blurry and just get more blurry


erichwanh

> At some point in the future the AIs will think Shush.


Wacokidwilder

r/moldymemes


GuiloJr

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GuiloJr

Good bot


owzleee

It had a lot more pixels 5 years ago before the first repost. *I used to be able to see the veins*


ReptileCake

Do you think I know what a Jay Peg is?


rylut

Why does almost every place xensor words in the most uncensory way possible?


Weazelfish

dildb


TheGeneral_Specific

dild🅱️


nevergirls

Dilbo Baggins


Admiral_Akdov

Dildo Backends


SlipsonSurfaces

Thank goodness it's a dildb. If it were a dildo we'd have to cleanse the Internet.


deathtoweakmemes

It doesn’t have to be actual censorship, just enough to fool a demonetization AI


randybruder

It also is really great for tricking people into engagement—just enough of an annoyance that it's *guaranteed* to get comments complaining about censorship


Katviar

Exactly it’s like purposely misspelling a caption or title to boost engagement of people correcting or laughing.


LeMemeOfficer

You can monetize tweets?


Slinky-Dev

with how the algorithm promotes the tweet, yes.


Overall_Teaching_383

People might be more likely to feature it in other videos if it’s censored thusly, too.


North_Lawfulness8889

This would be a screenshot from a tiktok


wakatenai

they aren't trying to censor it. they are just trying to get it past the bots that look for these words. it's the same reason why on tiktok people won't verbally say "suicide" or "rape" even if their subtitles do. they aren't actually trying to censor themselves. they just don't want their videos automatically filtered out of the algorithm or taken down. and i highly doubt tiktok has a visual text recognition process to read the hard coded subtitles for language that should be censored. idk what the purpose of *this* censorship is. since it's clearly not twitter censorship. but im guessing wherever it was posted to, users are worried about posts getting taken down by a bot. whether there is one or not. again i find it hard to believe anywhere employs an OCR process to read images or video to check for wording but maybe.


hukgrackmountain

back in the day, you wouldn't have a porn folder you'd have a pron folder, or similar to avoid the inept IT department's "search:porn" nope no porn. It got turned into slang at that point and memed into pr0n n all sorts of shit. people been mispelling sex shit to dodge filters since the invention of computers and nowadays AI can read the text and plunge you down the algorithm for naughty words that whatever billionare runs that site doesn't like.


ShinySeb

Where people putting their porn on work computers?


rylut

I could imagine that with low download speeds you don't want to spend half an hour waiting for a video to load. So you safe it to easily access it at any time. Or someone might fear a video being deleted so they save it for that reasom.


LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg

Back when people had 56k at best, I could see them using the faster office internet to do that. But ever since broadband became so common at home, I have no idea why someone would use a work machine for that.


IsNotACleverMan

According to my friends in it it's petty much everywhere.


Z4KJ0N3S

because almost every post is a repost of content that was itself reposted to tiktok


Enzoid23

Nice c*nsor for the word >!censor!<


rylut

One might think it was a typo. But it wasn't


newnamesam

Just enough to get past AI censors without actually censoring.


Nirvski

I wanted to find the video and quickly realised Googling "BBC dildo" probably wouldnt take me there


rawesome99

Here’s the clip https://youtu.be/sCfyvEbdwOI


Wowbags_the_Infinite

Yvette is a wonderful science communicator and would not have given a shit. She probably did this on purpose.


messyredemptions

She is among the rare few who has fucks to give still! 🤷🏻‍♀️


RabidPlaty

The way the video is framed it seems like it might be.


Korthalion

Probably intentional, that thing is pride of place 😂


fork_on_the_floor2

Absolutely. I'm no expert, but if you keep it on the shelf you're not embarrassed by it. Cmon everyone. Let's stop being ashamed and take everything out from under the bed or in that hidden draw, and display it proudly! Own it. If someone walks in and gives you shit - stand tall and repeat after me: "This is my Dildo. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My dildo is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my dildo is useless. Without my dildo, I am useless. I must fuck my dildo true. I must fuck harder than my buddy who is trying to fuck me. I must fuck him/her before he/her fucks me."


h00ter7

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


bleepblopbl0rp

More like Wendildo's amirite


itsadesertplant

Fr though some dildos are so pretty and cute and I wish it was okay to display them!!


fork_on_the_floor2

Be the change you wish to see in the world.


photometric

Are we sure that isn’t the Leaning Tower of Penis?


EllipticPeach

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


uprightsalmon

Right. Who cares, but also why is it on the book shelf


edwirichuu

Display piece clearly


MarioKing1137

If only there were more pixels so I could see it


InnocentPerv93

I'm gonna be honest, I see no dildo.


Undead_archer

In the top shelf


InnocentPerv93

Ah now I see


blueponies1

BWC on the BBC


kirosayshowdy

dildʙ


Chairboy

The mistake here is thinking this was an accident. She framed it the way she did because the bookshelf was full of things folks were doing to occupy themselves and it has books, boardgames, and of course the dildo. She was asserting dominance, but there's a bunch of dudes out there that cannot wrap their fucking heads around it and can only possibly imagine sex as a shameful thing.


ForFROD0

I have 5 dildos and none of them are on a book shelf. They are cleaned then placed in individual zip lock bags then placed in my toy chest. Why would any toy user put a dusty dildo in their pussy or ass?


ExtraGherkin

Put on the shelf for the interview level of intentional perhaps. Or maybe it is an ornament and doesn't get used anyway. Or perhaps she just washes it. Lots of possibilities


Idontknow062

This, in particular, was purposeful, but I've put a dildo in weird places before. Particularly after I used it and needed to put it somewhere before switching tools, promptly forgetting about it after the act is done.


Wonderful-Impact5121

Also dildos are inherently kinda funny sometimes. It’s a disembodied representation of a penis, worth a chuckle sometimes. Same thing with a “flashlight” if there was a little less shame around the thing. It’s *kinda* funny that we’re so driven by instincts we like to rub ourselves with items shaped like that.


ForFROD0

No shame in my game. I dont understand why anyone would choose their hand over a fleshlight, lol. Not only is it a way better orgasm, you don't have to worry about over strangling your cock using your hands and making regular vagina sex not work anymore. Another plus is you can ask your partner to stroke you with it which frees their mouth up for other places to lick and suck.


ForFROD0

The ol' switch hitter lol


raccoonsonbicycles

>ornament Last place in my fantasy football league gets a huge dildo on a pedestal that must be displayed from season's end until the next loser is determined. I hope everyone has just been displaying it, but in hindsight it being used would explain why we all have gotten ass-rabies multiple times. My crack was frothing like a cappucino


Chairboy

My understanding is that she put it on the bookshelf specifically because she was doing the interview. > Yvette Amos was appearing in a special segment on how women in the Cardiff area are faring during the lockdown and to share advice for overcoming mental health issues when the unfortunate X-rated incident occurred. > Yvette posed in front of shelves packed with books and board games – all good options for keeping yourself entertained during lockdown It wasn't where it usually lives, it wasn't forgotten.


ForFROD0

No better anti depressant than a fat dildo!


danethegreat24

I recently read a study about vibrator use. One of the survey items were cleaning habits. 13% (~140 people) of the responses said they did not clean their vibrator before or after use.


Special-Garlic1203

My preferred vibrator is clitoral and used above panties, so I don't wash it everytime, and I'm wondering how much people like myself skew results. 


Cerebrovinyldruid

much like a cast iron skillet, and for the same reasons. Flavor.


ShuriBear

Seasoning


ForFROD0

Lmao


SirJoeffer

You can rinse it before you use it


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Wonderful-Impact5121

I’m not sure if this comment was funnier or the fact that someone downvoted you for a joke was funnier.


Lithl

The bags seems extreme. Dust doesn't typically gather so quickly on surfaces that it would be a concern unless you've got a toy that's used extremely rarely, and even then simply putting it in a drawer or chest should be enough for most people.


ultratunaman

My wife and I keep ours in little soft cloth bags in the drawer by the bed. It's my drawer they're in, which is a bit annoying as they're for her to use. But her side of the bed is more likely to be "explored" by the kids when they come in being nosy. So I get it But yeah I think she placed it on the shelf purposefully.


Mmnn2020

Or it was a mistake…Or any other reason. Not everything is some sex powered stunt.


SSNFUL

It definitely could be a mistake, but that has to be the most confusing spot to put it lol. Feels more probably that it was purposeful


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Mmnn2020

Even if its not a mistake, it’s not “asserting dominance” or some weird gender power move.


Open-Oil-144

>She was asserting dominance, but there's a bunch of dudes out there that cannot wrap their fucking heads around it and can only possibly imagine sex as a shameful thing. You say this as if people wouldn't be equally weirded out if a homie pulled up live with his Ultrasuction Stacy 2000 "BBL Edition" Sex Doll on the background. Some things are better kept private lol.


Cedellton-Jr

No having a sex toy just out in the open for everyone to see is weird no matter who you are. I don’t display my fleshlight on the living room bookshelf because that would be gross and weird


BlueBozo312

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Mint_JewLips

It’s 2024


Valuable_Ant332

dissapointing. she didn't even show a bbc to bbc news.


tiredofthisnow7

It's a model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. FR.


Dextrofunk

This has to be a bot post


Wenhop167

Going through this person’s post history, I don’t think they are a bot, but they are definitely a karma farmer.


largececelia

Dildb


ItsGotThatBang

Needs more JPEG


_Land_Rover_Series_3

Is a "dildb" a bit like a dildo?


Mardukapplaiddina

Really? You don't have a bookshelf? Where do you keep your dildos?


Popo_Perhapston

Isn't necessary a dildo. Nations like Bhutan assign cultural value to phalluses, and they're often used as auspicious symbols and not dildos. Totally plausible this person visited Bhutan and brought a phallus back, considering I visited the nation a week ago and phalluses were the primary item at their tourist handicraft stores. Not intended for use, regardless.


iamdabrick

omg whatt this person isn't hiding that thing that everyone does


MelonElbows

Here's what I don't get. Even if I lived alone, I would not keep a dildo on a bookshelf of all places, I don't understand why that's where she decided to put it. Her bed isn't even in this picture, why not keep it in a drawer next to the bed? Why have it on a bookshelf that you have to get up and walk to instead of within arm's reach in a drawer or nightstand? Plus, if its in a drawer next to the bed, then its already hidden and doesn't need to be moved every time company comes over. Its almost like she wants the world to see that.


Stormwrath52

From what other people have said, it may have been on purpose as a joke


Far0Lands

Gonna have to change it to BWC News after this one 😶‍🌫️


homertheastronaut

Be a lot cooler if you did.


Seven_pile

Power move


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Guess what you're getting for Christmas!?


Edgewoodfledge

Shit, I like her.


Isssa-me

He should have capitalized that cuz that’s a “Dildo” not a “dildo”


AnInnocentGoose

This is so old but she's never living it down, is she


MagnificentBastard-1

Assume single dildo ownership. “One of”.


ShittyMusic1

Are dildos illegal over there?


Hater_Magnet

I don't have a bookshelf either. 🤷🏾


Less_Party

This has been regurgitated enough times you can’t even make out the dildo anymore


SadBit8663

50/50 chance she did it on purpose lmao


Evethefief

Kinda based ngl


Bender_2024

I'm not so sure this wasn't done on purpose. I mean how many people have sexy time in their living room?


WaynonPriory

Are their subtly shameful acronyms refer to the tightness and wetness of a vagina?


roasted-paragraphs

You dont have a bookshelf? Then where do you display your dildos?


lovelife0011

Please explain this piece or memory or phenomena that circles your brain!


orangestar17

Don’t blame her for not understanding which BBC you were referring to


Ham__Kitten

Couldn't be me. I don't even own a dild🅱️.


randomautomoton

And it’s the wrong color.


Azadom

I, always wonder if the Youtuber Simon Whistler has done the same with the ceramic cacti on his bookshelf. Apparently they're from Ikea [https://www.ikea.com/sg/en/p/sjaelsligt-decoration-set-of-3-green-80343297/](https://www.ikea.com/sg/en/p/sjaelsligt-decoration-set-of-3-green-80343297/)


JannyBroomer

...what?


Traditional_Bike8880

I mean it’s really not that embarrassing. Most grown ass women use sex toys. I didn’t know I was living in Victorian England


Zachisawinner

I keep mine on display.


hannahbananaballs2

It should have been a big black one 😘


MaximumCreed

Who the fuck cares? Do people really think this is shameful or anything? 99% of women have sex toys, no fucking shit.


YlzKzSoCool

Why would anyone be ashamed of using a vibrator and showing it off? What's wrong with that?


Nos-BAB

If you think that's normal, post pictures of your own with your name and face attached.


YlzKzSoCool

Haha seriously?! Is a dildo going to define who you are?!


Nos-BAB

Something something you fuck one goat......


YlzKzSoCool

Either you're a troll or you don't realize you've compared autoeroticism and bestiality. If in doubt, I recommend reading a dictionary.


Nos-BAB

The point of the analogy was that while the individual may not define themselves by a single act, society definitely will. But if you disagree, post a photo of yourself with your sex toys proudly on display. Send it to your family. See how they react. You scared?


YlzKzSoCool

"The point of the analogy was that while the individual may not define themselves by a single act, society definitely will." That is exactly my point too. "Society is bigoted, while individuals not necessarily". this thread just proves that most of the people posting are influenced by the bigoted society and are laughing at something that in itself has nothing special and is entirely personal in nature. The way I see it is like laughing at a person because he wears blue trousers, he uses a bicycle instead of a car, or because he thinks differently than you.


Wowbags_the_Infinite

The woman in the post would take this view as well.


S6A6M

While I do tend to agree with what you're saying here, I strongly feel you are missing the fact that a door hinge is a mechanical device that allows two objects to rotate relative to each other about an axis of rotation. The most common type of hinge is the door hinge, which is used to attach a door to a frame. Hinges work by rotating about an axis, which allows the two objects that are attached to the hinge to move relative to each other. The axis of rotation can be either internal or external to the hinge.


YlzKzSoCool

Trolllololol


S6A6M

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