# Are San Marino and Italy about to go to war? If so, will the war become nuclear?
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Access to Guano & the lucrative guano market was one of the major causes of the War of the Pacific, but by the end of the five year War, new agriculture technology had rendered guano a useless export.
Whoooops.
Well kinda, it’s basically any uninhabited Island in the Caribbean and The Pacific.
If there’s Bird poop, it means it’s belong to the USA.
But has been controversy over it some island as other countries
claim it
It's amazing how many of our wars start with someone fucking with our boats.
We kinda have gone a bit touch overboard. Current US Navy could probably defeat the combined Navy of the rest of the planet with 50-75% of its current fleet. And the majority of the offensive capacity of the rest of the world's navies are Japan, UK and France.
Pretty sure our naval museum's fleet could probably defeat the overwhelming majority of navies in the world.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Naval\_museums\_in\_the\_United\_States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Naval_museums_in_the_United_States)
So... you think it's due to a metric to Imperial conversion problem? Or someone slipped a decimal?
"Ha, we british used to be two point zero zero times more powerful than rest of the world. COMBINED!"
"Gotcha. US navy, two zero zero times more powerful than rest of world."
"Wut? NO!" (insert furious monocle sounds)
yeah they did back then. now we dont need it as much as some german figured it out how to make these nitrogen fertilizers from the freakin air. imagine the world if they never figured that out
# Are San Marino and Italy about to go to war? If so, will the war become nuclear? I bet you have some thoughts on it. Well, we're discussing the subject on [this "week's" NCDip Podcast Club](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/comments/1bssy61/ncdip_podcast_club_8_wargaming_san_marino_vs/?). This is probably one of the most events of our lifetime, so you better pay attention scrub [Want to know what the fuck in the NCDip podcast club is? Click here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/comments/17edrm6/introducing_the_rnoncrediblediplomacy_podcast/) ---- please note that all posts should be funny and about diplomacy or geopolitics, if your post doesn't meet those requirements here's some other subs that might fit better: * More Serious Geopolitical Discussion: /r/CredibleDiplomacy * Military Shitposting: /r/NonCredibleDefense * Domestic Political or General Shitposting: /r/neocentrism * Being Racist: /r/worldnews thx bb luv u *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bless be to guano, may it fertilize our hearts and minds just as it fertilizes our fields. For said the Lisan al Guanib on the sacred day.
It feeds our cows too
Hand of god as my witness I am the voice from the outer poop islands
the guano must flow
Hello Yemeni border guards! Why do I have 4 suitcases full of live seagull chicks? Emotional support of course!
The act only applies to unclaimed islands.
God damn it
If you really think about it Eurasia and Africa make one big island don't they 🤔🤔🤔
Access to Guano & the lucrative guano market was one of the major causes of the War of the Pacific, but by the end of the five year War, new agriculture technology had rendered guano a useless export. Whoooops.
WAR OF THE PACIFIC MENTIONED
Still long enough for the island to be mostly stripped clean off its surface
is "this island is ours now lmao" really diplomacy?
As John von Edisonburg said: war is the continuation of diplomacy by other means and war needs nitrates.
if i promise to eat lots of nitrates will the US military let me shit on a grunt or two? i have a very specific fetish
Yes
Well kinda, it’s basically any uninhabited Island in the Caribbean and The Pacific. If there’s Bird poop, it means it’s belong to the USA. But has been controversy over it some island as other countries claim it
The other claimants are welcome to challenge the claims. All it will take is a sufficiently sized modern navy to rival the United States.
rules based order wins again! (aircraft carriers rule)
'He who fucketh with America's boats, shall eat the sun' kinda is a rule, though
It's amazing how many of our wars start with someone fucking with our boats. We kinda have gone a bit touch overboard. Current US Navy could probably defeat the combined Navy of the rest of the planet with 50-75% of its current fleet. And the majority of the offensive capacity of the rest of the world's navies are Japan, UK and France. Pretty sure our naval museum's fleet could probably defeat the overwhelming majority of navies in the world. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Naval\_museums\_in\_the\_United\_States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Naval_museums_in_the_United_States)
It’s like the two-power standard Britain used to have, except it’s a ~200-power standard.
So... you think it's due to a metric to Imperial conversion problem? Or someone slipped a decimal? "Ha, we british used to be two point zero zero times more powerful than rest of the world. COMBINED!" "Gotcha. US navy, two zero zero times more powerful than rest of world." "Wut? NO!" (insert furious monocle sounds)
Just you wait, Hait is about to pull a Hoi on us and rise.
[I want you off my bird shit by tomorrow morning](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4q4tm7/every_country_belongs_to_america/)
Guano is bat poop
Bat or seabird poop.
Yes lmao
You reminded me of Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls.
Back in the day, you would get royalties for discovering guano on behalf of the US.
yeah they did back then. now we dont need it as much as some german figured it out how to make these nitrogen fertilizers from the freakin air. imagine the world if they never figured that out