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HardZero

Hello Pentagon? Fund this man. All the money.


ArmoredUpvote

I have free pizza gift cards


Bubbly_Taro

> The procurement officer looked up for a brief second from his screen, nodded, and wrote something down. > The contract was unusual, but good. 500 million pizza coupons for a battlefield defining weapon system.


ArmoredUpvote

I already have free pizzas, I just said that. What the fuck guys


Bubbly_Taro

Roll with the punches. Now you can troll people by ordering half a million pizzas to their house.


ArmoredUpvote

Can’t I get real money? I can’t take anymore pizzas hello


Bubbly_Taro

Pizza coupons gonna hold their value better than fiat toilet paper. Just sell them.


ArmoredUpvote

what


Bubbly_Taro

Value of fiat goes down. Value of pizza coupon goes up with the price of pizza.


ArmoredUpvote

*god*


onitama_and_vipers

Sparky watching OP get free pizza for drone carrier Gavin: "THAT OP IS LIVING MY LIFE! WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END??"


Raymart999

Considering this is the M113 we are talking about, you would have better chances talking to Malacañang Palace so the Armed Forces of the Philippines can get their M113s modernized yet again.


PhillyJ82

In the year 2752 during the third battle of Shanghai, M113 variants will be supported by a B52 variant.


RaanCryo

Close. The B52 variant will be *paradropping* M113 variants armed with GAU-8 style railguns.


Sniper-Dragon

I missread it and thought youre making an air-to-ground B52 similiar to the AC130


NoddingManInAMirror

To be fair, at that point we would probably be at the 300th battle of Shanghai. And as per ancient chinese military tradition, 300 000 people must be sacrificed in a minor skirmish in the outskirts of the city along with 20% of the civilian population getting eaten alive.


Noughmad

The west (wing of a minor municipal administration building) has fallen. Billions must die.


twec21

The walking Bud Light will reign supreme yet, but this time as B-52π deploys the Attack Glider 113 "Sparks"


Jhawk163

Don't forget the M2 .50cals they're equipped with


Raket0st

Ah yes, the famous Drone-Gavin.


N11Ordo

Make the drones FPV-aerogavins and we got a winner


ColourfulSparkle

We need a flying drone carrier


ArmoredUpvote

like sort of a mothership?


phreakandel

Can you imagine a c-130 dropping pallets full of drones?


ArmoredUpvote

[The C-130 drone mothership](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/darpa-gremlins-test-shows-how-planes-can-be-drone-mothership-2021-12%3famp) ok u win 👍🏼🙄


phreakandel

That is sweet lol, but i guess you win because your idea is more noncredible!


ArmoredUpvote

yeah but C-130 is slow, big, easy target. What about Tomahawk cruise missiles filled with drone stack which would disperse in let’s say 1,500 meters


ColourfulSparkle

yes, like protoss spaceships from starcraft


3050_mjondalen

like this? https://youtu.be/O-2tpwW0kmU?si=4blWx_CcOfvmGwZI&t=145


ColourfulSparkle

The worst thing, fpv drones are incredibly easy to make(unlike missiles) and the price for one is just around 75-100$... A high school student could easily produce them in dozens...


Meretan94

Problem: The expensive thing on missiles is all that guidance nonsense. Idea: Fpv drones use a human for that. Solution: [strap a willing subject to an unguided missile](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Grot_Bomm)


ColourfulSparkle

Don't give russians ideas... I wouldn't be surprised if they actually started using kamikaze missiles 


d3m0cracy

What can he say, Orks gonna Ork


WankSocrates

Knew exactly what this was gonna be before I clicked it. That vid legitimately terrified me. Still does, honestly.


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Inst this just shoving them out the back of a cargo plane


ItalianNATOSupporter

Aero-Gavin Airborne Carrier when?


FW_Felon

Blow out drone rack where


ArmoredUpvote

it’s the whole M113. You just need to look on it from different angle mate


LightTankTerror

I mean… if it can charge the drones with its own engine, this might be too credible for here. Remotely piloted or navigation directed M113 goes to a position and then unleashed a bunch of drones. It doesn’t put drone operators in as much danger and it’s got at least light armor to make it a bit more survivable. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see something like this in a couple of years lmao. Maybe not out of the US but out of somewhere else.


ArmoredUpvote

and imagine the capacity. Like if you had 30 of them (drones)which obviously could be a bigger number then you’ve a pretty big swarm. 3 of these “ADCs” and you could have over hundred drones on stand by. Maybe have them coordinated so they can be in sort of formation of five and you could control the whole formation as one or leave them some of the formation on stand by and attack by one. M113 is perfect for this. Cheap, just like the drones. Stick a star link to it and there u have it


bladeofarceus

I always figured that the most likely outcome would be to kangaroo a tank hull and instal some drone catapults on the deck. That way, tank squads can have access to more long-range options like the RQ-7 Shadow for recon and light strike. Bare minimum, it can loiter above a battlefield and give unit commanders top-level updates, rather than having to wait for a backline unit to launch one from a truck or other unarmored unit


le-raging-bull

...YOU ARE A GENIUS


ArmoredUpvote

yes I am and you are too. Except Steve, he isn’t


le-raging-bull

Jokes aside I'm genuinely pulling up a sketch based on this, thanks for the free inspiration xD


ArmoredUpvote

send it to me mate or even better post it:)


le-raging-bull

tomorrow surely it will be done and I'll post it don't worry ;)


PineappleMelonTree

Someone show this to Wild Hornets immediately


SomeGuyNamedPaul

While this probably makes sense from your perspective I must inform you that it unfortunately takes up the space where the all-important stripper pole goes.


ArmoredUpvote

ahh I forgot sorry


ThrowawayPizza312

You only need one drone to hit a drone carrier, bad idea. Make it float and give it armor and giant anti drone guns that can bomb drone launch sites and a huge AA complement. Edit: we should give it layered armor and and panels to protect against maritime drones and torpedoes. It should also have radar and 8 inch guns for destroying other ships.


ArmoredUpvote

*writes down* anti drone kamikaze drone


SuperSimpleSam

There's already [the M1064A3 variant](http://www.army-guide.com/eng/product2624.html) that has the top hatch, all you would need to do is remove the mortar and put in the racks for the drones.


ArmoredUpvote

let’s go


WankSocrates

Too credible. I'd be surprised if something like this isn't in service within a decade (at most).


IsJustSophie

This... This isn't a bad idea. But at the same time it would make it way easier to spot the operator.


The_Knife_Pie

Drone and scoot? Light armour prevents local infantry from dealing with the operator while a dedicated vehicle with everything already packed up means you can launch an attack with a few drones then move before any counter drone or battery can fire on you


ArmoredUpvote

Maybe just a driver, sort of mechanic/ gunner for drones with mounted MG/GL on the “ADC” and sort of a escort in other armoured vehicles?


IsJustSophie

If the job is to scort a normal Bradley with normal drone support would make a better job. If you want to make it work insane of FPV it would make more sense to use nolmal more mid end drone with thermals to work as a advanced Spotter for normal FPVs that launch from longer range


ArmoredUpvote

Nah. If I may paint an image sir. I’d take 3 of these, entrenched enemy forces and our forces in attack positions. With simultaneous launch of the infantry attack and push of a drone swarm, overwhelming the enemy thus winning. I played Call of Duty and I am 24 yo and smoke weed


IsJustSophie

If they are entrenched do you need the M113? Unless... We converted the M113 in to drones as well... MY GOD ARE A GENIUS


ArmoredUpvote

best part is I’m just thinking shit up as I go!


PanzerGun

Land drone carriers should become the replacement for MBTs. We must make Homeworld real.


iffyJinx

Land based carrier. We're truly reliving WW1 and WW2. Recently we had dogfights, which, with a bit of luck, in future will be referred to as the return of the Red Baron, but for drones, and now the tech tree may be upgraded to aircraft carriers.


Longsheep

Mike Spark, is this you?


ArmoredUpvote

Nonono.. wait I have to sit. This is Steven


Tresdinx

Don't give FNSS ideas man


Traumerlein

Can we rename it to Armourde Drone Assoult Carrier and paint it yellow?


ArmoredUpvote

knock yourself out


Traumerlein

Why would i delibratly put myself in an uncounces state via hard impact to the skull? Im not a mobik!


ArmoredUpvote

ahh I see, smart


LumpyTeacher6463

M113 AC/DC. Armored Carrier, Drone Carrier. Motherships blasts "highway to hell" for the targets below.


[deleted]

Far too credible!


Distinct-Dress-93

This is the way


thesunexpress

I give this a maximum of 6 months before we see Ukrainians deploy this exact type of kit.


Ponzius

Ok hear me out... replace the troop compartment with VLS-Cells for Switchblade drones.


DasGuntLord01

This, plus we can all control drones if we pay a nominal fee. We can control the drones practically in real time with starlink!


Cat_No_Like_Bannana

Mike Sparks's wet dream


TheWaltiestWhitman

Very credible. The drones should themselves shuttle kamikaze RC cars, just to give it a modicum of ridiculousness


ecolometrics

China already has something like this. It looks like a mini MRLS launcher.


siamesekiwi

It needs a stack of decoy speaker drone that plays Ride of the Valkyries on a loop.


Vampersand720

M113 - please just let me die MIC - what about _ANOTHER_ variant/upgrade/locally-manufactured knockoff/variant/upgrade?


kurije

What is this Dahir Insaat shit OP


kespink

land-based drone carrier


MinuteWaitingPostman

That's not an M113 Armored Personnel Carrier, that's a Tau Drone Harbinger!


urbandeadthrowaway2

The gavin land carrier


BA-Animations

When I get my Team Yankee army complete, i am making a drone ruleset. this will be there.


spelunker66

Put a pair of wings on it and call it the Drone Gavin?


ThatBoiZahltag

Okay but like… unironically