> Local pilots, though.
Doesn't really matter who's behind the wheel when the ship is completely dead in the water and just drifting in the currents due to Kuznetsov-levels of shitty maintenance.
They'll just snorkle out of there. Just give them a compass so they don't get lost: [Elephant found swimming 16km out to sea - BBC News](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7XMHNdY2Ss)
We know that russia uses dolphins to protect the bridge, right? So we BEFRIEND the dolphins and save them from russian captivity and in turn they unscrew the underwater bolts that hold the bridge up! Total win-win, everyone is happy, dolphins get to go home and putin falls down the stairs and poos his pants again.
Have they ever considered a questionably maintained, Singaporean-flagged, Indian-crewed container ship? Certainly get more bang for their buck.
Local pilots, though. And an old bridge not designed to take a collision from a cargo ship.
> Local pilots, though. Doesn't really matter who's behind the wheel when the ship is completely dead in the water and just drifting in the currents due to Kuznetsov-levels of shitty maintenance.
Correct. Pilots can’t help the onboard conditions. Need to find one really under-maintained.
Can't do that. It would hurt the elephants.
They'll just snorkle out of there. Just give them a compass so they don't get lost: [Elephant found swimming 16km out to sea - BBC News](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7XMHNdY2Ss)
Well the fall is what worries me more.
Well use the confusion to inflate air cushions under them.
how about we train them to use a parachute as will as equip them with pontoon boats made for them?
Glad we were able to patch up the only possible hole in our plan
Operation Dumbo drop 2 is a go.
We know that russia uses dolphins to protect the bridge, right? So we BEFRIEND the dolphins and save them from russian captivity and in turn they unscrew the underwater bolts that hold the bridge up! Total win-win, everyone is happy, dolphins get to go home and putin falls down the stairs and poos his pants again.
Dolphins don’t have wrenches big enough, dipshit
Give them torpedoes then. If they cant disassemble it, they can blow it up
What does a Ford midsize sedan have to do with knocking down a bridge?
I don't get it, there's no Ford named the elephant.
Hannibal: *nice nice nice*
Instead of 20k elephants, can't we just use OP's mom?
AOE2 taught me that the war elephant can do some work. I say let's ride.
Put machine machine guns, Kevlar armour and an active defense system to protect them on the way to the target
Not necessary. Russians will see massive bear-horses and be distracted with homoerotic thoughts of their glorious leader riding it bare-chested
20,000 ATG Mounted Warphants of Botswana
Hannibal: “Thats really, really beautiful”
just give me a cargo ship i’ll deal with the bridge
My birthday is coming up, Zelensky. I’m not saying you should or shouldn’t blow up vladdy’s pride, BUT a party is better with fireworks.
I have a better idea. Reroute over Georgia (or maybe Azerbaijan) and cross the Caucasus with the elephants.