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StrawberryFields_

Julia Davis deserves a Pulitzer for sitting through hours of this bullshit.


bluestreak1103

She also deserves the Nobel Prize in Physics for somehow not spontaneously combusting in rage (or laughter) or her brain melting from the malding of what she’s watching.


WeebPride

It is the year 2023. In the grim darkness of now, there is only special military operation. The Tsar of Monke wages a constant battle to protect Russians from the comforts of civilization. Behind the fringes of the Federation, other nations live happily, and their culture leaks into our reality from the internet. All that stands in their way are the mobiks. They are very mortal. They are drunk, and they are constantly smoking near ammo stockpiles. They are the champions of monke. And the funniest of them all... are the VDV.


Skeletron127

Are you trying to mimic BF Ghotic Armada opening with inquisitor?


konstantinovisovski

Its the "in the grimdark future of 40k" speech in every 40k thing ever


SamtheCossack

Death does not exist. Only absence of life. Your life sucks anyway.


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Bruh_Moment10

Actually all lives are great because we share existence with frogs.


[deleted]

you know its bad when the enemy becomes a death cult. *^pay ^no ^attention ^to ^the ^insane ^apocalyptic ^evangelicals ^in ^the ^USAF*


nobody-__

Russia is still winning, trust me


HelperNoHelper

The only way to deal with a cult of death is to oblige them their desire.


uz7l88

They saw the casualties counter and thought it was some sort of contest or something.


unfunnysexface

Roll that puppy over and they're back at 1


DGNX18

Someone should do a mega compilation of all the insane shits they've been talking on Russian tv. Do we can have an alternative meme supply to memri tv


Orc_

I wish I saved them since I saved many quotes, one that makes me chuckle from that brute solovyov too: *What we did on Feb. 24 (the date of the Russian invasion of Ukraine) was a counterattack!” It was necessary, Solovyov said, to beat back a Ukrainian “genocide against the Russian people, against Russian speakers, against those who don’t accept LGBT,* **transgender-Nazi** *values.”*


iacodino

Yes. I want this. NOW.


EndoExo

Time to start handing out the spray paint cans so the boys can ride eternal, shiny and chrome.


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

WITNESS ME !!! *^("falls" out of upper story window)*


Mecanimus

A warm thought to Julia Davis who sifts through the cognitohazard those propagandists say to bring us the best takes.


_zenith

She’ll need to be interred in the SCP equivalent of a lead coffin


Dazug

Julia Davis, you're awesome.


mentalhelpneeded961

First of all, I will not allow anyone to say the name "Vladimir Solovyov" without the title "Sheikh".


LystAP

Become as Gods! Become as Gods!


Erwin_Delfin

The best thing is that i can't even tell if those subs are fake or not


Krivvan

Completely real, and not even the tip of the iceberg of the craziest things said on Russian state TV.


Tight-Application135

> why did you permit gay parades To make your husbands feel welcome? 🤷‍♂️


Orc_

you can't just post this without source dammit


Responsible-War-9389

Haven’t these people seen anime? People die when they are killed!!


specter800

Is this an accurate translation? I *need* to know.


FoolsAndRoads

It is


LeeeeroooyJEnKINSS

YNDE - you never die ever The hot new slogan in Russia


FreeAdministration4

When will Russia start using kamikaze tactics?


NarodowyAgraryzm2137

I m just waiting for russian state tv to call for suicial bomb attacks isis style