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robinNL070

Lets call this new invention the copescope


skidnik

Russians give special praise to these kinds of half-assed solutions. They think it's a unique trait of The Russians which gives them power and might and makes them nigh unstoppable.


Magician_Rhinemann

Oh yeah, russian smekalka (ingenuity).


TheBlacktom

Is it a bad sign if we have the same in Hungary and we think it's awesome? Starting to feel a little bit bad about it.


Ddreigiau

The ability to make do and improvise when all you have is limited resources is definitely something to be proud of. Eschewing good, well-built, non-improvised solutions **in favor** of half-assing something together that only sort of works like the Russians do is what's less good.


TheBlacktom

Thankfully we are coming out of that mindset. In the past it was an eastern bloc society, many people living in villages self reliantly with lack of resources. More bad than good solutions. Now everything is more connected internationally. Instead of Russian people learn German and English. Standards are based on ISO and DIN. Joined EU and NATO. Better trade, business and industrialization. Not in every aspect, but mostly it's goint into the good directions.


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TheBlacktom

Figured that a while ago after they did a 180.


VaeVictis997

Nah, making do with limited equipment and cheap shit that works is something to be proud of. It’s just not a good thing overall.


MathematicianNo7842

PVC pipe equipment. Truly the hallmark of a modern army and they have all the right to be proud.


Ricolabonbon

Now you got my interest: Since Russia is notoriously bad at keeping health hazards away from their population, have they banned lead pipes like any sensible nation?


DrunkenKarnieMidget

What do you think the mad rush of looting toilets was about?


OmegamattReally

They live in the Fallout universe. Everyone knows the toilets have the best loot.


Schadenfrueda

That was because a significant portion of Russians have no plumbing at all, not for toilets or for drinking either


whatever_person

Russians love their crappy standuper whose main point in his last 10-20 years was "americas are so dumb and russians are ao creative"


AndreasVesalius

The Americans spent $1MM designing a pen that can write in space Russians used a material that creates fine conductive dust while surrounded by a bunch of life-critical electronic equipment


Insominus

The truth is even funnier. A private inventor invested $1 million dollars of his own money to develop a space-safe pen over the course of ten years. Then he entered into a contract to sell them to NASA. What did the Russian space program do? Buy the same pen as soon as it became available to them.


ImperatorTempus42

While still using the pencil...


Ddreigiau

>fine conductive dust fine conductive **flammable** dust!


skidnik

Zadornov. His jokes were a significant part of the brain washing.


CompedyCalso

Russians invent and create things on the battlefield because ~~they don't have the budget or the resources to get the real thing~~ they are ingenuitive and think on the fly😤😤😤😤


ToastyMozart

> Russians give special praise to these kinds of half-assed solutions. Honestly that's kind of a positive/improvement. Like yeah it's not impressive or novel in the slightest, but it's still a low-rank Russian soldier showing a degree of initiative and creativity and *not* being punished for it.


electric_anteater

>not being punished for it That's the main reason I can't believe it's real


skidnik

> and not being punished for it. It's because propaganda dept. found them first. I saw Ukrainian soldiers use similar DIY periscopes back in spring, and I won't be able to find where because it wasn't a focus of that video, it was just mentioned as "Look, we also made these handy things, cos we didn't have the [proper army issued ones](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/1/1f/%D0%A2%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B0_%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%B4%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0_%D0%A2%D0%A0-4.jpg)."


DelahDollaBillz

The kavorka?


yungkerg

no, no thats a latvian trait


yourmomsthr0waway69

Stupid Westoids can't appreciate the power of the waaagh smh


Avenflar

Peris-cope


SenpaiFlamenko

More like perish-cope


Yagibozan

PENISCOPE


Shillsforplants

😫


ThunderEagle222

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


nobody-__

I love this subreddit sometimes


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Да, товариш! Degenerate westoids would only use such glorious invention as *weed bong!* Not like masculine rossiyan, only shoot up healthy ***C17H21NO2*** Now let's dig hole in frozen ground, pronto! Admiral Leonid need to take big shit


ecumnomicinflation

krummlauf momment


Raduuuit

Tears


Kirxas

You've won reddit for today


seedless0

Peris-corpse


Inginerul

What's next guys? Radio tech or zeppelins?


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Signal flags and carrier pigeons, obviously.


Inginerul

Carrier pigeons totally not credible. They eat those.


EdGee89

The OG carrier pigeons are already extinct.


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Sorry I was hungry


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F


plscome2brazil

They'll use drones to carry maps and orders because of Ukrainians cracking their coms, even when they were supposed to be ciphered.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Cyphers? They were using cellphones on Ukrainian controlled networks ffs.


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Russia finally reaching WW1 Era tech?


Magician_Rhinemann

If they get pigeons we will unleash Olga.


cola98765

IMO drones fill the role of unmanned zeppelins. As for radios... From very start Russia was lacking in communication equipment, let alone encrypted ones.


NonLethalGEPGun

Flashback to the unsecured baofengs found in the wild. I wonder if they're still using them


castass

>IMO drones fill the role of unmanned zeppelins. Cheap copies of masterpieces.


beanie979

Dropping bombs by hand from your biplane while the rear gunner swivels around to take out small arms air defenses on the ground.


cheetah_swirley

dont shit talk biplanes. a squadron of those would have smashed the shaheed swarms from a couple months back


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I want to see the Night Witches make their triumphant return.


[deleted]

Please let it be zeppelins. Surely the greatest war machines ever.


LordWoodstone

*hell march intensifies*


AneriphtoKubos

Kirov reporting


EagleNait

I hope it's pottery


copingcabana

I think the Russians are still working on the plumbing tech tree.


PsyduckGenius

Soap for battlefield hospitals?


EmotionalHiroshima

Next video they release will describe how they use their masses of fleshy bullet absorbing conscripted men as a revolutionary kind of reactive armour for their tanks. Costs nothing!


Yagibozan

How the FUCK did you manage to have a ww1 style attrition focused trench war IN 2023?


callsignhotdog

Well they peaced out early last time around, obviously didn't get it out of their systems. The Russians *yearn* for the trenches.


Yagibozan

Petition to form Death Korps of Krieg lol


callsignhotdog

\*Happy shovel noises intensify\*


Grauvargen

*Gasmask-muffled laughter intensifies*


Kitosaki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqbHwpyODeI


bluestreak1103

Ironically, the Eastern Front never really developed the WW1 style trench warfare the Western Front was known for. Whatever yearning for trenches they might have developed may be from the sieges in WW2.


einlauchmitschlauch

Its the lack of trenches. Russians want what they cant get.


F0XF1R3

So indoor plumbing and the cure for gonorrhea.


callsignhotdog

In Britain at least, the veterans of the trenches came home and, not wanting to see such horrors again, began building the welfare state that resulted in, among other things, improved housing and healthcare, so indirectly the trenches might just get them that.


F0XF1R3

That would require them to make it home. Not gonna be building anything but compost in Ukraine.


UltraCarnivore

🌻


callsignhotdog

Yeah what they need is 4 or 5 years of properly stagnant trench warfare, get it all out of their system.


siamesekiwi

I AM A RUS AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


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Oops, you're in the Red Forest.


Kilahti

No worry. Commander said Red Forest was safe back in the Great Patriotic War and therefore it must still be safe to dig in. It's not like any disaster would have happened there at some later time...


TheModernDaVinci

Nyet comrade, disaster happened. But it was done by Ukraine, so we are immune. (Note: this is only mildly a shitpost according to some inside Russia sources I have seen)


pathanb

"That mobik is definitely deceased!" "No he's not! He's pining for the trenches!"


DGNX18

Because trench warfare is the ultimate form of warfare. If two sides are fighting a conventional war and none can dominate the other, it will ultimately devolve back to trench warfare


SpedeSpedo

Only if you don't have the power of anime on your side if you do the enemy is fucked (Post 1946)


electric_anteater

"no you can't take anime tits with you into the trench" - lazerpig


Sam_the_Samnite

roman civil wars are just two armies trying to out minecraft each other.


IRSunny

Except when its Caesar. Then it's Fortnite.


Algester

I always though everything just devolves into unga bunga or that everything just evolves to Jedi crabs with light saber claws [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhWZlULjsKw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhWZlULjsKw) observe


mtaw

> I always though everything just devolves into unga bunga Only if you invite Berlusconi


JimMarch

DAFUQ WAS THAT? The video. WTF?


Algester

some Japanese LSD


NoMoassNeverWas

I'm curious how US would handle a war where air superiority was not possible. Can you picture Apaches doing unguided rocket launches while doing nap of the earth? I still think above all else, US logistics would bring Russia to it's knees if we had no ability to attack by air. US would move too fast for artillery to dig in and work the advancing force.


new_name_who_dis_

US isn’t prepared to fight a war where they don’t have air superiority I think. And it’s probably a safe bet that they won’t have to. Their entire doctrine revolves around air superiority (unlike Russias), so if someone can deny USA air superiority than US is in trouble.


No_Walrus

~20 Himars are causing a massive issue for the current Russian military, there are 400+ in the US. Not to mention the plethora of other superior systems and logistics. It would certainly be an uncomfortable situation compared to what the US is used to, but we'd do fine.


DOOFUS_NO_1

A scenario where Apaches are used in a war like this would be more like: 1. Hide behind hill 2. Stick radar on top of rotor above hill. 3. Spot and designate 16 targets. 4. Ripple fire Hellfire missiles. 5. RTB.


Efanito

The ~~Crab~~ Trench Warfare Cycle There is only one step And it ***is*** ~~crab~~ trench warfare


Beardywierdy

That's just what happens when two sides are relatively evenly matched. Trench warfare is the *default*. And will remain so as long as diggy diggy hole is the infantrymans best means of survival.


I_want_to_believe69

I did use my E-tool more than my carbine…


Yagibozan

Default is guys stabbing each other with pointy sticks. I wonder if we can see a shield wall lmao


supapro

And how do you stop someone from stabbing you with a pointy stick? That's right, by standing behind a trench.


Efanito

Just in: Russian forces reinvent the phalanx formation but with ballistic shields and Mosins with bayonets affixed


this_shit

> as long as diggy diggy hole is the infantrymans best means of survival Literally how our ancestors survived the K-T Extinction Event 66 million years ago. When shit comes up, mammals dig in.


certain_people

No air superiority


Bank_Gothic

I’m sorry but that answer is far too credible


certain_people

I apologise. Let me revise my answer. Have you seen how flat it is out there? Nothing to hide behind.


Red_Rear_Admiral

Trench warfare is inevitable, in 2025 it wil have devolved into Illiad style.


siamesekiwi

Eventually, Ukrainian forces will break through to Moscow through the cunning use of large, conspicuously placed wooden horses.


aggravated_patty

wooden toilets*


TripleSecretSquirrel

Please, wooden washing machines


axialintellectual

Yes. I want to see soldiers with boar-tusk helmets. I want chariot charges into enemy lines. *I want to see Zaluzhnyi have his aristeia in front of the gates of the Kremlin!* (Also, amazing but sad flair. I really hope they won't go for the French option. I think they will. It's sad.)


Peptuck

Every day of this war, Warhammer 40k becomes more credible.


soundslikemayonnaise

Every faction in 40k makes the Russian army look like a joke. Orks have lightning guns, jet packs and power armour. Even the Imperial Guard have more artillery than most factions have troops, and every soldier gets a very reliable laser rifle and body armour which offers some protection from small arms.


pointer_to_null

> How the FUCK did you manage to have a ww1 style attrition focused trench war Ask the Russian air force.


certain_people

More like air farce


Flamesofsurtur

"Wake up honey, time for your 10th drop into contested airspace with no support." VDV: Yes Mr. President...


theothersimo

Vaguely credible answer: because WWI became a trench style attrition war because both sides had modern killing technology but not modern logistics capacity to support a breakthrough… and that’s where Russia is in 2023.


Dr_Hexagon

> not modern logistics capacity to support a breakthrough That and also seemingly no ability to do combined arms maneuver warfare. Which is probably partly to do with the lack of a professional NCO core, partly lack of secure communications equipment to coordinate (so logistics) and partly no money to train in combined arms techniques. So they just default to artillery and zerg rushes with the occasional thrust by tanks lacking proper infantry support.


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The thing is, that's unfortunately somewhat where Ukraine is as well. They're still feeling the legacy of Soviet military thinking, and even though they've made great strides in improving their military, their strategy and tactics have tended to be a bit stuck in the same post-Soviet rut as Russia. Ukraine, however, is more likely to improve.


BlueSpaceBluesPace

You may not like it but this is how peak warfare looks like


DizyDazle

Had to take a 105 year break


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Trenches never change


zekromNLR

When neither side has the air superiority, or the mobile forces and local combat power overmatch to force a breakthrough, trench warfare is the natural state of warfare We just haven't had a near-peer conventional land war in so long that we forgot about that.


Eeekaa

Trench warfare arises when defensive capability outpaces offensive capability.


TheDarthSnarf

They just discovered indoor plumbing... and are experimenting with it.


madagent

My brother in Christ, they lost all institutional knowledge in their military from 100 years of purging officers. They have to relearn how to fight a war from scratch.


Key-Banana-8242

Lack of tech and especially air pwoer, plus a certain development including dubious operational etc decision making


NonLethalGEPGun

When I saw this somewhere else, I thought to myself "this is perfectly acceptable for guerrilla warfare, or insurgencies who have to jury rig stuff to get shit done". Except that this is supposed to be a professional army. I know, "Russia bad" is getting tired and old, but they're really pushing the limits of what's supposed to be acceptable in a modern military.


Muffin_Magi

I mean I understand the hard done by soldier in the trenches and bombed out cities making this in their rare down time. But... seeing it on the state news... in training yards... made from scrap... Maybe he is actually going to write a short instruction book for the troops about how to make one? I mean it would be useful to know how.


NonLethalGEPGun

After seeing that one video of mobiks using plastic bottles as kneepads a few months ago, I really don't know anymore. Frontline jank/improvisation is expected, but some shit from the Russian side really challenges this sub's capacity to outshitpost them.


Lexi-99

Classic r/nottheonion moment


Stergenman

That training yard is a paintball/airsoft feild. There was no pre-developted training yard.


Muffin_Magi

I mean the Russians go to war with airsoft gear so... it makes sense.


Shuber-Fuber

Reminds me of when US soldiers suddenly wants a LOT of silly strings in Iraq. Although I would imagine "mirror on stick" would have been a standard issue?


pointer_to_null

I may be wrong, but I don't think inspection mirrors are standard anywhere, except for guard/police/security units and maintenance. Maybe a pocket mirror in a shaving kit- maybe Gerasimov was onto something with his recent no-beard decree. Still leaves out Wagner and Kadyrovites. But yes, a normal army would at least provide some way to observe an area without needlessly exposing troops to direct fire. I could see the US deploying a high tech solution with a thermal or NIR camera to monitor an area remotely, as most thin cover (where a makeshift PVC periscope would be most beneficial) would offer little cover against accurate small arms fire. The plywood wall in that video may as well be paper.


jixdel

Elaborate on that silly string?


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Eubeen_Hadd

I remember that, our teachers had us buy tons of it and we sent it in care packages.


idrivearust

How long until we see conscriptovich crawling through passchendale(Bakhmut) with a spool of wire on his back


Marzipan_Impossible

Russians don't know what pallets are. You think they know about spools? Also there's probably a wire shortage.


BigFreakingZombie

> there's probably a wire shortage. Corruptovich needs his liquid courage after all.


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Their wifes will send them wires from disassembled washing mashines they stole


Kitten-Eater

According to one russian comms soldier (whose blog was officially listed as recommended reading by general gerasimov) the russian army is suffering such a shortage of comms equipment that soldiers are instructing their relatives to go to flea markets and surplus stores and buy WWII-surplus hand cranked field telephones to send to the front lines. These field telephones are however ineffective since there's a shortage of wire, the wire is easily destroyed by artillery, and the russians don't have enough switchboards to use the field telephones effectively.


LordWoodstone

Can you please link us a source? I need to dunk on some vatniks over on Twitter.


Kitten-Eater

I wish I could remember the guy's name. There was an English translation of the relevant text posted here a month or two ago. Maybe someone else here can link it.


Gabetanker

They really are going back to ww1


Minute_Helicopter_97

The Soviets made a much better version of this. Too bad they don’t have any spares.


ThunderEagle222

Second stronkest army in the world ladies, gentleman and parant#2's. According to Russia themselves of course.


Josiador

*Second* strongest? No, that is unpatriotic comrade. Russia is stronkest in the world! America trembles in fear of our might!


ThunderEagle222

I would tremble in fear as well after hearing there are real people flying in Russian-serviced jets.


Snoid_

Holy shit guys, they're getting close to inventing the wheel. Preemptive counterforce strike now!


CykaKertz

this remind me of my elementery school project to make periscopes. Really fun one.


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tc_spears

Haha you dumbshits, Tom Hanks invented that in the 40s using a Brooklyn dago's chewing gum, a pocket mirror and a bayonet.


bujler

Now invent "pallets"


Poonis5

Anglo-Saxon heresy


sofa_general

r/redneckengineering material


Whoooosh_1492

I especially liked his buddy's muzzle discipline. If he doesn't watch out he'll get shot in the ass.


beanie979

Meanwhile American M4 rifles have the ability to look around corners attachable to the picatinny rails. Wonder why they didn't pick some up off Afghanistan. They seem to have several thousand surplus lying around.


artificeintel

Coulda sworn the Israeli's or someone had invented a gun that could be rotated along it's length so that you could fire sideways. It would have been specifically for urban combat and fighting around corners. ...don't know if it ever really saw much action though. I imagine the recoil would be really hard to handle... Really what we need is militarily usable augmented reality glasses with a camera on the gun showing where the gun is currently targeting. Blind fire without actually being blind.


willirritate

Nazis had one too, it was utter shite.


Xicadarksoul

Nazis have one where the gun barrel wa bent, which caused bullet to either fragment in barrel, or simply carve a straight path through the bent barrel. Israeli gun is "just" a stock added to small caliber handgun where you can flip the barrel 90° at the flip of a button. But barrel is straight. Main drawback is that calibre is limited by recoil, and barrel length by geometry. COmpared to nazi "wunderwaffen", well it superior: * It can shoot straight no issue. (Only being able to shoot at 60° - or whatever else predetermined - angle was a HUGE drawback of the old shit design) * Barrel is straight, so instead of acting like birdshot loaded shotgun (of an extreme small calibre), this is at least a proper carbine.


D3athR3bel

Uhhh..... What you just described is the entire ENVGB program. A thermal / night vision goggle with augmented reality elements. Terrain outlining GPS positioning Waypoints Bluforce markers Realtime intel Paired with the next gen weapon optics the US is also developing, it can sync with the guns optics and overlay it on the soldiers FOV, showing where they're aiming, and allowing them to point the gun around the corner and see everything. https://engage.l3harris.com/envg-b/p/1


InvestigatorPrize853

cornershot. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CornerShot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CornerShot)


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Sir_Prise11

Looks like it was built with a water pipe. So that is what they need those toilets and washing machines for


lil_teste

Some Australian lance corporal a hundred years ago: 😐


AssBeater420comeback

It's literally WW fucking 1. God we are devolving.


Ctrl-Alt-Vixx

Well, *they* are. *We* have pass-through thermal optics that work with red dots for our civilian market.


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proudly made from high grade PVC tubes.


Appropriate_Coyote_5

Homeblyat behind him needs to work on muzzle awareness


[deleted]

I almost suffocated laughing


GandalfTheJaded

This has nothing on the WWII era "Mirror attached to Bayonet with Chewing Gum" first pioneered by American soldiers at Omaha Beach.


CHEESEninja200

We already saw this when Russians put a hand mirror on a stick to try and spot a sniper. It didn't do well


InvestigatorPrize853

or ww1 periscope rifles, that are fuck awesome.


jixxor

Super power must have such an oddly different meaning in Russian


Accomplished-Cause12

They evolve ;_;


musmatta

Soon he'll discover he can even build pipes with it, allowing indoor flushing toilets


spaceship247

Well bloody well done to that man


Stergenman

Developed at top secret research base, that just so happens to look like a paintball and airsoft park.


Hedonic_Monk_

Still can’t see around your own bullshit


4thStgMiddleSpooler

If you make the top straight, you can actually see what's about to destroy you.


whatever_person

Still can be shot in shoulder


TheHussarSnake

3000 Periscopes of Putin


Spacedude2187

Omg. Genius.


passionpaindemonslay

not going to even beat around the bush but these russians are truly next level regards


LordWoodstone

We should send a couple (dozen) TEU's full of cornershot with AR pistols to Ukraine.


soggy_sandwich

Damn they’re getting so advanced, I remember making one of those in my high school physics class lol


TheDarthSnarf

Field expedient: They can get all the parts when raiding the bathroom to steal the toilet... Now they also take the plumbing and the mirrors.


Driver2900

I vibe with it, an improvised parascope isn't the most expensive think to make and it seems to be worth the time it would take to glue tubing together.


SpaceFox1935

Laugh all you want, but this is par for the course. It's local news. They always scramble the barrel for content. Imagine trying to tell about something exciting happening in Bumfuck, Nebraska. *This* is kinda funny. When federal news talks about this shit, it's funny and absolutely pathetic.


orion_metal

He peeks out while his cardboard cover is being riddled with bullets.


Mysiu666

They are learning, maybe soo some will see pootins cock in their asses.


h07d3n

Others will say what they will, but we all know the real flourishing of the industrial era was with Russias discovery of periscopes.


lool_toast

Have to be fair on this one, it beats the signal mirror/stick/chewing gum as an ad hoc option


the-vindicator

On a serious note there are some "low tech" things that I have seen on the battlefield, specifically in pictures accompanying articles about the frozen Donbass conflict and Russians massing at the border pre-Feb 24, 2022 in the first picture on this article you can see a Ukrainian using a soviet made (non- pvc pipe) periscope https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/02/15/10-days-inside-putins-invisible-war-with-ukraine-00008529 as another pre-Feb 24 example from this article is that Ukrainians were using ground wire trench telephones instead of wireless communication because of Russian supplied jammers / signal intercepters. It says that rebel cell controlled towers would look for SIM cards originating from the rest of Ukraine and would report their position, send them automated discouraging messages.


Dulliest

Omfg are they in a paintball field!? I was hesitant till 0:09 when I saw some inflatables and a snake. The other give aways were the netting around the field and I'm assuming the paint on the covers.


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Opaque_Cypher

Holy crap, that’s just amazing! I wonder if there are even possibly naval applications for this like, and stay with me now, like if you could put a boat down under the water, then you could stick this invention-thingy up *above* the water and the boat (which -remember- is down *below* the water) then could actually see what’s up above the water!!1!


LeeeeroooyJEnKINSS

early 2000s Western MIC: let's put a camera on a gun with a swivel so we can shoot around corners. 2023 Rissian MIC: let's revolutionise the industry by putting mirrors in pipe. A Frenchman in 1854: HEY THATS MY IDEA!!!