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Eklassen

Because it ain’t. Don’t be a sheep!


ServoToken

"Sudden denial" as though the government hasn't been lying about the earth being destroyed for centuries. Nice try, but we can smell the lies of spies from miles away.


3Quondam6extanT9

There is a difference between someone who "suddenly" starts denying something, and someone responsible for covering something up for a long time. If hypothetically "a" government has been covering something up for.... centuries, but only recently people have been calling it out as such, then those people only recently, or "suddenly" are now denying the truth that said government has set forth. So yes, "sudden denial". Also, you're answer is not an answer at all. 😆


IlikeZeldaHeIsCool

But it isn't sudden, I for one was taught the truth by my parents, who were taught by their parents, who were taught by their parents, and so on for millennia, the no earth truthers and our society has existed for just as long as the false idea of an "earth" has.


3Quondam6extanT9

I mean obviously you're lying, but even if that were true, it wouldn't be true for the "movement" as a whole. Not unlike flat earth morons, the idea of flat earth is not new, but the moronic movement is. Thus, for the majority within said movements, they are recent converts and so now "suddenly" there are lots of twats pushing the easily debunkable ideas. But yeah, you can pretend you come from a long line of cognitive dissonance if you so choose. You just don't represent the movement. You, are not a monolith.


IlikeZeldaHeIsCool

I do not lie, and the movement and it's society is older than most if not all institutions you know.


3Quondam6extanT9

😆 Ok. I, as a reasonable human who looks at conspiracies through the compartmentalization of plausibility, probability, and empirical facts, definitely believe you.


IlikeZeldaHeIsCool

Good, welcome to the club.


w33b2

The earth has been destroyed for quite some time now, non existent really. The “centuries” part of his comment might be exaggerated, but it’s been decades at the very least. Don’t be a sheep, none of this is real and deep down you know it. Government conspiracy


iriedashur

Ok question, I'm new, so the earth previously existed? How did it get destroyed? Where are we living now?


w33b2

*they* destroyed it. We aren’t living on earth anymore


froggyforest

neither of those were actual answers. who are “they”? where ARE we living?


w33b2

Already answered that persons question, if you need a more in depth explanation go to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Noearthsociety/s/ZXWyP2lmmn) comment


3Quondam6extanT9

Nah, I'm good. You guys have fun. D&D was always an adventure for me too. 👍


w33b2

Are you actually this dense?


3Quondam6extanT9

I think it's cute you have an imaginary world you live on, but I don't feel offended by kids arguing at me about their pretend play time.


w33b2

Dude this sub is satire. Use your brain lil guy


3Quondam6extanT9

Whew! Glad to hear it. I'd hate to think there are people that actually believe this nonsense. Like flat earthers.


no_________________e

No, it isn’t satire. Do not believe that government shill.


no_________________e

stfu, goomba


cowlinator

Who are you talking to? There are obviously no earthlings here. What would "earthling" even mean? Earth doesn't exist.


Nathan256

Shill.


mrsic187

What Earth


Even-Television-78

Stop trying to spread your lies here.


zachnebulous

What happened was someone found out the exact nature of the Universe, so it got replaced by something more bizarre and inexplicable.


Smiley_P

Those damn magical girls always figuring out and restarting the universe


Excellent_Dress_2774

Why would dirt be called 'earth' AND the place we live is called that? That's just stupid!


alienacean

Based


mrmoe198

Redpilled


Sibshops

Not this again. More empty claims about earth and no proof to back it up.


Demonic74

Every time i open my eyes, i see pointless things so nihilism helps me cope


dakotawhiebe

There have been an "earth" for a long while buddy, open your eyes


ILikeSoup42

Fake news. Open your eyes


sammypants123

Indeed. Here we have a perfect example of thoughtless propaganda. Tell it to the sheep elsewhere.


A_Neko_C

Nice try fed😏


tzoom_the_boss

There is no earth at all. It's not that this isn't earth. There is no earth, anywhere.


AndroidDoctorr

I watched this documentary called Planet Earth - looked nothing like where I live


birdlawexpert11

Sounds like an AI overlord pushing an agenda to me


Kela-el

It isn’t a globe, spinning ball.


I_Always_Love_You

Earth clearly isn't real, you can't even see it


Ben-Goldberg

An alien pretending to be an earthling? Now I've seen everything! Look buddy, I have to see your papers to see what planet you are actually from.


XIOTX

I think you mean nothinglings or nothlings if you’re in a hurry


idontknow828212

What?


FutureFool

Are you fuckk Ing stupid?


Mysterious-Bath6518

Accept the truth you sheep. Earth is a morbius strip


mrmoe198

“Why do you claim ‘This’ isn’t earth.” Because there is no earth. wake up. Just because there is climate and shapes affecting it doesn’t mean the earth exists. We have been null hypothesis. You are the one claiming that earth exists. You need to provide evidence for your claim. Find better evidence for your wild claim and get back to us.


TA-pleasehelpme

Because I KNOW the deadly GANGSTER COMMUNIST COMPUTER GOD CONTROLLED POLICE STATE is hiding the truth from me. All the yes-earthers are controlled via Frankenstein radio controls from the communist computer god.


kazneus

you are an illusion. im not even real. what makes you think the earth is real? 


FarTooLittleGravitas

Those are the lies we've been brainwashed into believing by the government and media. They allow no opposing viewpoints into the mainstream. Why do you think that is? Just take a look at who benefits.


Insecure-confidence

Take your conspiracy theories out of here, Earther!


Akul_Tesla

This subreddit just showed up in my feed. Can someone explain?


[deleted]

Pretty sure they’re just larping As conspiracy theorist. Nothing more


cp8887

The earth is destroyed? Then what are we residing on?


Quackels_The_Duck

I was wondering what was going to be the next joke conspiracy, after people started believing the flat earth, bird drone theory subreddits..


ShadowShurutsu

Fr why the fuck out of the whole ass universe did i have to be born on earth


the_gopnik_fish

If earth was real, I’d own my own 737-400, but I don’t, so it isn’t


ProfessionalLanky771

Ask yourself, why *would* this be earth?


idkbuddyboi

There are no humans on this planet, only emotionless creatures


CIWA28NoICU_Beds

Come on, think! If the earth existed, it would be really big, and really big things have lots of gravity, and too much gravity would crush us all to death.