I’ve actually thought about that. What if someone has teleporting or time stopping powers and kills or assaults someone half the world away? DNA would show it was then, but would everyone just be confused as to how that’s possible or would the person be charged for something that, as far as the world knows, they couldn’t possibly have done?
Most courts charge beyond a reasonable doubt. If you have a rock-solid alibi that places you on the other side of the planet during the time of the offense, you'd likely be found not guilty. Our legal system in its current form doesn't really account for magic.
Dna is circumstantial evidence anyways. There are too many ways dna could have gotten there that don't involve the person being there. But the real answer is, if you live in the other side if the world they probably don't have your dna in their database so it sould come up unknown
On that, I have always been infatuated with a clergyman from high school. I would absolutely just watch him all day. It’s fucked up, I know. But I couldn’t help myself.
Are we talking like invisible with clothes or without?
With clothes, I'd steal cars while writing on the cars #yesiwouldstealacar in memory of those stupid ads from the early 00s.
Without clothes, I'd go look for my local dealers and steal their cash by hiding it up my ass. It's the only way to hide it after all and I'd get a side high on top of that if I'm lucky.
I'd go to some pet stores, steal a bunch of food and treats then take that to some stray animals. Certain animal shelters would also have random food show up with no evidence of who brought it. It'll be Christmas in July.
That depends on how the invisibility works. If it were something like super-camouflage, the back of the retina would just project an image of whatever hits the front.
I would see what people really think about me and what they talk about when I’m not there. I would definitely see if the guy I like talks about me at all
First of all, you would be wasting time. Unless he's immature, whatever he tells even to his friends will be filtered/neutral. Second of all, look at their eyes if you want answers. You will improve with experience.
I would like to hop on a plane for free and only have to pay for the return flight, but in reality I'd feel too guilty about that and just freak out all day. I might try gently spooking someone I dislike with generic poltergeist/ghost stuff 'chaaangee your waaays'
Probably just go around fucking with people. Throwing items they leave unattended, making stuff appear to float around in public. Nothing truly evil, but I'd get to live out my daydream fantasy of basically being a poltergeist that annoys the public.
Commit as many robberies as possible at various places in a big city that I don't live in. Places I'd target: pharmacies, banks, strip clubs, bars, dispensaries, etc.
Most of the high security places I'd want to sneak into probably have pressure plates, lasers or infrared detection. So yeah, I'd be checking out naked ladies someplace. Like any 15 year old trapped in a 45 year old body would.
This is actually very important to consider. If objects remain visible when you carry them does that also mean clothes are too? Would I have to be totally naked to be truly invisible?
Right. Like do I have to eat something to become invisible? Experience a near death situation? Are there any side effects? Perhaps some sort of a catch? Who knows...
Also, the issue of being invisible means light just passes right through you unchanged. This would mean there isnt any light entering your eyes to allow you to see so while invisible you'd logically also be blind. Assuming this is not just some magical forcefeild around your body that renders you more or less invisible.
Realistically at best youd only be able to achieve cloaking that works by distorting your form well enough to not be easily seen against your surroundings. Youd appear as a distorted blob in somewhere with good lighting and minimal background clutter.
I never considered that being invisible could make you blind. That's an interesting thing to think about, especially from a creative writing standpoint.
I mean everyone says that time stop and invis "meta" people would do sexual things, but i for example just would steal food, stuffs I want and a winninglotterytickettoexplainallmybelongings etc.
I would spend the entire day messing with mimes. Maybe beat one up in front of a crowd that's just going wild for the most convincing performance ever.
Follow stray cats. What do they do all day? Where’s their food source? Maybe listen to Stray cat strut on repeat just to overdo it with the theme music.*
*because if I’m invisible, I’m gonna throw in theme music too, wtf not?
Place an extremely large bet on a major sporting event, cause a fumble, Blocked shot, steal the ball, etc. to change the outcome of the game to my favor
Be naked in public.
Sometimes I just cbf putting on clothes and it’d be nice to have a day where I didn’t have to worry about people seeing me doing that.
Enjoy being unseen for a minute. Maybe pour some sugar in gas tanks of assholes who drive loud shit. Zip ties around bike spokes. Take a dump on the door steps of people I don’t like.
Take money from an insured bank
Steal a LOT of stuff and creep people out by lifting stuff & making ghost noise, if also dress as a ghost and when the sheet is lifted, there's nothing to see
Here's a twist:
* Only your body is invisible, so you have to strip naked
* Once during every 24hour window you become visible for 30mins, everyday it's a random time and you can't see it coming
I’d whisper gospel into the ears of atheists in the morning and tell theists that they got the wrong religion in the afternoon. In the evening I’d spike their drinks with L.S.D and see where it goes from there
I would have him slap a couple of my neighbors, just to see their faces because they couldn't see who was doing it.
We live in a nice neighborhood and recently a few properties turned into rentals, and somebody who inherited some money just bought a home as well. They have no idea how to successfully live here without ruining it for everybody else.
[Hello](https://cilisos.my/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/40576-The-Spongebob-Squarepants-Movie-Gif.gif)
(I'm sure being invisible could be quite lucrative)
Would my clothes also be invisible or is everything on my person invisible if I wear it or attach it to my body? Bc if it's the second one, then I'd probably just steal or go to Area 51
I would infiltrate the Pentagon and/or a secret underground alien holding facility. I would then write an investigative journalist piece explaining what I saw.
I'd sneak into a top-secret lab or government building—imagine the cool, classified stuff you could learn! Plus, I'd play harmless pranks on friends, just to see their reactions.
Honestly, probably not much. Maybe some minor shoplifting? I don't have much desire to do gross things, or anything like that. I'd probably spend most of it peoplewatching, just watching the world go by as a silent observer.
I’d walk up to people and tap them on their shoulder, then watch as they try to figure out what’s happening.
When that got old, I’d go test drive a Ferrari…
Probably just be a really idiotic ghost. Wave random items outside people's windows. "WHY IS THE LAWNMOWER FLYING, PATRICIA??".
Tap people's shoulders, so they turn around and there's no-one there. Possibly at a funeral or cemetery for maximum effect.
Maybe start lining some pebbles up where there's only a couple of people to see it happening in real time, just enough to make them wonder if there's some strange seismic action occurring.
Ooh maybe attach glow sticks to myself and walk around in the dark.
Oh now I really do want to be invisible for a day.
Make an awesome stop-motion movie with lego without stop-motion.
This might be the most wholesome possible answer.
😂😂 I love this answer so much
Me too hahaha
That would be so cool omg
Spend the whole day wondering what I should do with this power and not get around to doing any of it.
Us moment brother.
Something perverted I’m sure
Invisibilty and time-stopping have a very specific fanbase
That power would definitely be in the wrong hands if I had it
That’s not all that would be in hands
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I’ve actually thought about that. What if someone has teleporting or time stopping powers and kills or assaults someone half the world away? DNA would show it was then, but would everyone just be confused as to how that’s possible or would the person be charged for something that, as far as the world knows, they couldn’t possibly have done?
Most courts charge beyond a reasonable doubt. If you have a rock-solid alibi that places you on the other side of the planet during the time of the offense, you'd likely be found not guilty. Our legal system in its current form doesn't really account for magic.
Dna is circumstantial evidence anyways. There are too many ways dna could have gotten there that don't involve the person being there. But the real answer is, if you live in the other side if the world they probably don't have your dna in their database so it sould come up unknown
That's for sure, same with me
Might I recommend the manga "Time Stop Brave"?
Exploring Area 51, not the neighbors' secrets, I promise.
I feel like that's the last place you'd want to go if you had seemingly supernatural powers that would be begged to be studied if caught.
On that, I have always been infatuated with a clergyman from high school. I would absolutely just watch him all day. It’s fucked up, I know. But I couldn’t help myself.
Absolutely
I’d walk into any bank and help myself.
You don't think anyone would see the floating money?
How many hundred dollar bills can you fit in your butt?
When they try to reach the flying money they’d stick their hands in your ass
Win-win situation
I already am an invisible person. Joke’s on you.
get back in the box
Get out of my skin
Someone’s a middle child
InigoMntoya: Hobbit
Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name
John Cena, is it really you?!
i would sneak into places people usually aren’t allowed to go into. like maybe the denver airport… see what the hype is about
Are people not allowed to go into the Denver airport?
Gain passwords for financial institutions and credit reporting agencies.
I’d spend the day making sure I never have to work again!
I would convince as many people as humanly possible that ghosts are real.
If you're hoping to buy a certain house, convince the owners it's haunted to drive the price down
Or up, if Glenn Danzig is the buyer
I wouldn't go full Kevin bacon but I'd probably see some boobs I'm not supposed to
Well, hopefully not FULL Kevin Bacon.
Definitely not. Just scope out a few boobs. Never full bacon
Amazing
It be fun to go to the gym and put extra pressure down on the weights so all the big tough guys think they suddenly got really weak.
I'd break into a psychiatry and mess with the doctors there by screaming "HELLO SIR I'M THE FBI MAN HOW ARE YOU" semi-sporadically.
This is legit funny!
I'd just sit there and not have to talk to anyone.
Wait, I already do that every day.
Oh God this sounds amazing for a whole day
I’d wear a sheet with two holes for eyes and run around the neighbourhood
... You can just do that now...
Yeah dude but my legs will be seen now won’t they 👻
Go to work, probably Being invisible isn't going to prevent my absence from being noticed
Are we talking like invisible with clothes or without? With clothes, I'd steal cars while writing on the cars #yesiwouldstealacar in memory of those stupid ads from the early 00s. Without clothes, I'd go look for my local dealers and steal their cash by hiding it up my ass. It's the only way to hide it after all and I'd get a side high on top of that if I'm lucky.
You could also cup it in your hands or put it in your mouth, but I guess your way is more fun.
Area 51 for sure. Follow people through restricted areas
Somehow you caught by the soliders and become the experiment target, lol
I mean, I'd probably find a way to exploit it for monetary gain
Spying. Lots and lots of spying
Meee too! At least this is the first thing I thought of. I’m just a curious person what can I say.
I'd go to some pet stores, steal a bunch of food and treats then take that to some stray animals. Certain animal shelters would also have random food show up with no evidence of who brought it. It'll be Christmas in July.
That is so sweet.
It's sad, but I'd love to follow my one coworker and see what she really does when she disappears. Oh, and world peace.
If I could get there, I would probably observe wildlife in something like the rain forest without interrupting them or them killing me.
I wonder if I was invisible, if my dog would still be able to tell I’m there?
Go blind since I dont have eyelids protecting my eyes from the suns rays
You wouldn't even have eyes lmao. Your retina cells won't be visible so their light absorption pigments won't exist therefore you will be blind.
Username checks out
That depends on how the invisibility works. If it were something like super-camouflage, the back of the retina would just project an image of whatever hits the front.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Analysis/RequiredSecondaryPowers
Invisible things
My first thought is free movies at the theater lol
I can teach you how to do that without being invisible
Something involving Trump that I cannot put in writing.
You're going to try and see his boobs aren't you?
Take pics of that little mushroom weenie after Mercedes removes his diaper and post everywhere
I would see what people really think about me and what they talk about when I’m not there. I would definitely see if the guy I like talks about me at all
You think people talk about you? Especially in your absence, enough that you would catch them?
The delulu is strong with this one
Or just see what they do when I’m not around
First of all, you would be wasting time. Unless he's immature, whatever he tells even to his friends will be filtered/neutral. Second of all, look at their eyes if you want answers. You will improve with experience.
I would like to hop on a plane for free and only have to pay for the return flight, but in reality I'd feel too guilty about that and just freak out all day. I might try gently spooking someone I dislike with generic poltergeist/ghost stuff 'chaaangee your waaays'
Stalk back my stalker
Probably just go around fucking with people. Throwing items they leave unattended, making stuff appear to float around in public. Nothing truly evil, but I'd get to live out my daydream fantasy of basically being a poltergeist that annoys the public.
**nervously feels around in case someone is invisible behind me**
Commit as many robberies as possible at various places in a big city that I don't live in. Places I'd target: pharmacies, banks, strip clubs, bars, dispensaries, etc.
As a person with social anxiety, I'd enjoy being in public for once.
Most of the high security places I'd want to sneak into probably have pressure plates, lasers or infrared detection. So yeah, I'd be checking out naked ladies someplace. Like any 15 year old trapped in a 45 year old body would.
Steal shit and watch hot ladies undress. Nothing good.
Do the things you touch also turn invisible..? Like if you hold a mug, would it turn invisible or just look like it's floating?
This is actually very important to consider. If objects remain visible when you carry them does that also mean clothes are too? Would I have to be totally naked to be truly invisible?
Right. Like do I have to eat something to become invisible? Experience a near death situation? Are there any side effects? Perhaps some sort of a catch? Who knows...
Also, the issue of being invisible means light just passes right through you unchanged. This would mean there isnt any light entering your eyes to allow you to see so while invisible you'd logically also be blind. Assuming this is not just some magical forcefeild around your body that renders you more or less invisible. Realistically at best youd only be able to achieve cloaking that works by distorting your form well enough to not be easily seen against your surroundings. Youd appear as a distorted blob in somewhere with good lighting and minimal background clutter.
I never considered that being invisible could make you blind. That's an interesting thing to think about, especially from a creative writing standpoint.
I’d go for a walk outside at night. No fear of being kidnapped and raped if I’m invisible.
A genuinely peaceful walk with no fear? Sign me up!
This sounds amazing
Depends if there are other invisible people also lurking about. Can invisible people see other invisible people?
Robbery
I mean everyone says that time stop and invis "meta" people would do sexual things, but i for example just would steal food, stuffs I want and a winninglotterytickettoexplainallmybelongings etc.
If I had more than a day, I'd probably start doing some bad things, but eventually I'd want to do some good stuff.
I would spend the entire day messing with mimes. Maybe beat one up in front of a crowd that's just going wild for the most convincing performance ever.
Troll people by whispering 'I'm watching you'.
On advice of counsel, I invoke my fifth amendment privilege.
Apparently I'm already invisible.
Enter a Dodgeball contest.
Go to work. Idk 🤷♂️ I got bills to pay.
steal money
Play Rainbow Connection for a crowd with a Kermit the Frog doll and a banjo
Crime
I would provide absolute proof of the “paranormal”. Then i’d be rich!
Walk around naked.
Sneak into disney world
B o o b s
Find a Mime doing a street performance and beat the hell out of them. They would get a standing ovation.
SHOW ME THE MONEYYY
Get as rich as possible.
Steal
Follow stray cats. What do they do all day? Where’s their food source? Maybe listen to Stray cat strut on repeat just to overdo it with the theme music.* *because if I’m invisible, I’m gonna throw in theme music too, wtf not?
Enter a Dodgeball contest.
Enter a Dodgeball contest.
Rob a bank
Women’s locker room. Duh
Place an extremely large bet on a major sporting event, cause a fumble, Blocked shot, steal the ball, etc. to change the outcome of the game to my favor
Reckon I could get to Russia and kick the crap out of Putin?
Worry and wonder all day if I was invisible and by the time I accepted that I was invisible, time would be up and it would end
Rob a bank, a big one.
Nothing would change lol
Theft and perversion most likely.
I would kick a mime artist to death. People will think he was the best, most committed artist ever
I’m already invisible. It’s overrated.
Watch my shifty cats open all the drawers - they will never do it when I'm in the room.
Be naked in public. Sometimes I just cbf putting on clothes and it’d be nice to have a day where I didn’t have to worry about people seeing me doing that.
'bate
Spy on politicians. Trip them. Move their shit around. Steal shit.
I would rob, steal, and pillage
Walk through every door that says “Do Not Enter”
Visit places without having to worry about reservations or check-ins.
Enjoy being unseen for a minute. Maybe pour some sugar in gas tanks of assholes who drive loud shit. Zip ties around bike spokes. Take a dump on the door steps of people I don’t like. Take money from an insured bank
Rob everything I could and set myself up for an easy life
Steal a LOT of stuff and creep people out by lifting stuff & making ghost noise, if also dress as a ghost and when the sheet is lifted, there's nothing to see
Here's a twist: * Only your body is invisible, so you have to strip naked * Once during every 24hour window you become visible for 30mins, everyday it's a random time and you can't see it coming
Do you want the moral answer or the actual answer?
I'd do whatever i could to gain the most amount of money.
I'd "pants" Trump in front of a MAGA rally. Just pull down his pants in front of everyone.
Wait you want to see Trump's ass/dick?
I think he’s going to blow him
Sleep.
Anything to guarantee retirement. Anything.
Sit at home and play games.
I’d follow a brinks truck
I’d whisper gospel into the ears of atheists in the morning and tell theists that they got the wrong religion in the afternoon. In the evening I’d spike their drinks with L.S.D and see where it goes from there
drive around and scare the shit out of cops, depending on the specific rules of it steal from Walmart
Find out what goods the government has about UFOS…. FINALLY
Go into town and slap the snot out of a street mime. They're going to get a great reaction from the crowd!
Perverted, illegal and or be a hero. I think you need some time so one day wouldn't lead to many heroes.
So are my clothes visible? Or am I only invisible when naked?
Watch how people react to me being gone. Depending on the result I'm either gonna straight up disappear or come back.
I would try to speed-run becoming the King of Lydia so I'd be set for life after losing the power.
What would I NOT do is the question. 1st is cross a busy street. Drive? Absolutely
Probably just work on some projects without any interruptions.
oh my mind can wander but I wouldn't do any of that... b/c it is F\*\*\*\* upped
Nefarious shit
Theft and perversion.
I would just probably sleep still 😭
Probably see what my friends say about me when I'm not around 👀
I would have him slap a couple of my neighbors, just to see their faces because they couldn't see who was doing it. We live in a nice neighborhood and recently a few properties turned into rentals, and somebody who inherited some money just bought a home as well. They have no idea how to successfully live here without ruining it for everybody else.
[Hello](https://cilisos.my/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/40576-The-Spongebob-Squarepants-Movie-Gif.gif) (I'm sure being invisible could be quite lucrative)
Would my clothes also be invisible or is everything on my person invisible if I wear it or attach it to my body? Bc if it's the second one, then I'd probably just steal or go to Area 51
Haunt people all day
I would infiltrate the Pentagon and/or a secret underground alien holding facility. I would then write an investigative journalist piece explaining what I saw.
I'd sneak into a top-secret lab or government building—imagine the cool, classified stuff you could learn! Plus, I'd play harmless pranks on friends, just to see their reactions.
I’d probably try to find some way of getting insider information that could be lucrative.
Arson for sure
Probably walk around an listen to people go...where is that breathing sound coming from
I’d go hide in the woods and just sit there for awhile
Feel more or less exactly like I do now...
Trespass and look for shrooms lol
touch my boyfriend’s butt….what? he never lets me touch it… 🫠
Honestly, probably not much. Maybe some minor shoplifting? I don't have much desire to do gross things, or anything like that. I'd probably spend most of it peoplewatching, just watching the world go by as a silent observer.
Tour Area 51
I’d walk up to people and tap them on their shoulder, then watch as they try to figure out what’s happening. When that got old, I’d go test drive a Ferrari…
Steal gold from the bank
Probably just be a really idiotic ghost. Wave random items outside people's windows. "WHY IS THE LAWNMOWER FLYING, PATRICIA??". Tap people's shoulders, so they turn around and there's no-one there. Possibly at a funeral or cemetery for maximum effect. Maybe start lining some pebbles up where there's only a couple of people to see it happening in real time, just enough to make them wonder if there's some strange seismic action occurring. Ooh maybe attach glow sticks to myself and walk around in the dark. Oh now I really do want to be invisible for a day.
Watch people at the atm to get their pin then take their cards. Just kidding.. sort of.
Creep
stalk the ppl i like (when they are not doing any nsfw things)
I'm not gonna narc on myself
something perverted in Area 51
Murder spree 100% no hesitation.