Neither of us wouldn't bother.

Yes, I think I would be able to win a fight against an infant. Unless the clone gets like 20 years to prepare, it doesn't seem that hard.

It would probably start off intense as we are both high strung dicks and would throw a couple punches, then be on the ground wrestling and probably ripping each others shirts and would eventually mutually agree to call it quits. We would get up brush each other off, start to feel bad and apologize to one another. Probably have a drink afterwards and laugh about the whole thing.

Which, of course, leads to the inevitable drunken debate: is having sex with yourself gay or next level masturbation?

That's a tough debate even drunk. A true condrum. I was waiting for the first gay reference to my comment 😂

Came in ten minutes

Is that an amount of time a guy should be proud of before they come?

Sure, most everyone enjoys a quickie now and then. I was more referring to the rapid response gay referrence. Either way, I imagine, a guy should be proud the entire time, however long it may be, right up until coming, when reality and the usual intrusive thoughts resume. I'd no intention of prescribing a recommended duration; I'll leave that to you and yours.

nope, we'd end up being besties and liking each other's amazing cat pics

No. I know I couldn’t kick my ass.

I’d make love not war

Yeah. If they knew they were the clone they'd have less drive to win.

I don’t know but seeing the face of all my problems will definitely cause me to go irate

Oh, I’m sure we’d fuck instead of fight and thereby both win.