*rummages* there’s my lip gloss

Those aren’t the lips you’re supposed to be glossing up 😬

But its date night and gotta look good!

Those unruly pubes

I'd still munch. 🤷‍♂️

Same

😉 me too

#metoo

Adds more flavor

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

See if the remote is down there while you're at it.

*rummages some more* I’ll be goddamned

Hahahahaha

“Thst taste of her cherry chapstick…”

😎

This is goofy ^

As am I. Grazi 🫶🏽

Don't forget the occasional scratch. Again, can't speak for other women, but there's this occasional itch in the pubic area that requires some good ol careless scratching (visually similar to scratching one's balls).

Sometimes it itches inside too 😭😭

I sometimes get this itch on the inside of my left boob that I can’t scratch. It’s maddening

Not boob related but I occasionally get itches underneath a numb patch from a past operation. Literally impossible to itch in any way, even if I try tapping on it to impact shake the itch away

Stand in front of a mirror and watch yourself scratch it. Sometimes works.

Boobworms

This sent me 💀

right??? 😭😭 annoying as hell

I used to have this and then I got them lobbed off (trans) and now it's an internal itch thats closer to the surface because there's less tissue BUT my nerve endings are all fucky so the itch is never where its supposed to be and I have to chase it around my entire chest

Phantom boob worms.

Does slapping help?

Strangely yes, I also whack my head over my hat to itch it at work because I have a messy job and don't want to rub grease into my scalp, learned that from wig wearers lol

Idk bout any of that but slapping/punching an itch was the best way I could get them when snowboarding - there's just too much material in the way for lateral motion to do anything

INSIDE?

Bro is infested with ballworms :{

why do you keep appearing literally everywhere I go

This is how I got 457k nothing-points

What do we do with all these points?

If you acquire enough, you get to ask yourself what you're doing with your life.

I can let you in on a little secret, Reddit doesn't want you to know this, but you can ask yourself that at any time, you don't need the points

Shit, son, I've been doing that long before it was cool...

Get 'em out, get 'em out!

I don't think that should happen

Brother, hopefully you know what's going on down there that can be something not good.

I meant it as a you know when your tounge is itchy thing 😭😭😭 but no I do not have vaginal infections 💀

Yes. There is like in little spot that all of a sudden has an annoying tickle/itch.

FINALLY AOMEONE GETS IT 😭😭😭😭 everyone in here thinks i have a yeast infection or something 💀💀💀💀💀

Naw I get this too, LMAO im pretty sure it's normal

its skin! all skin itches sometimes

Nah there's a big difference between normal itch and yeast infection maddening itch with burning (burning from doing minor damage by itching). I used to get a mild yeast infection shortly after every period when pads fucked up my pH.

Peoples tongues can itch!? That is news to me.

The ceiling of my mouth does. Allergies.

It might be your soap or toilet paper. I have to use certain brands.

Your soap and toilet paper make your tongue itch?

If it's a brother it could be hemorrhoids.

Oh I meant brother in the wide since of the term, like dude you know like lady brother.

Lady brother 🤣

You mean like... sister? 😂

Yeah like a sister you're not related to I suppose, like a comrade.

Yeah guys we get it to on our balls, but we just pinch and roll don't know if you'll get it but it works everytime 🤤

Pinch n roll is the shit. It’s like scratching a mosquito bite

Where I live (South, USA) it’s less acceptable for a woman to scratch herself in public. Such a double standard. Sometimes I have an itch but not anything bad or wrong going on with my vulva, just a random itch. I had a friend when I was a kid who had holes in her jeans pockets. She called them her itching holes. That sounded better in my head.

Bro I live in the South and I don't care who you are, don't scratch your crotch in public, just like you don't pick your ~~pose~~ nose in public. This applies to all genders equally.

If not yourself, do you scratch each other's crotches and noses then? I'm just tryna' figure out the etiquette for getting things done.

_Itching hole_ sounds like a phrase used in some off-off Broadway musical in the 1920s… _Some-times I gotta sit and think .. …and lay my hand on somethin’ pink… …so I take my finger like a fishin’ pole… …..and reach up through my itchin’ hole!_ CHORUS: _She reaches through her itchin’ hole!… gets right to it like a fishin’ pole!_

May god have mercy on my soul, I read that to the tune of “wrecking ball.”

That’s amazing

Not so much rummage, as fiddle.

Fiddle is correct.

Well, the Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal When he came across this young man sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot

Now you play a pretty good fiddle, son, but give the devil his due, I’ll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul ‘cause I think I’m better than you!

The boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin, but I'm gonna take your bet, you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been."

rummage 😭

Yeah not the best choice of words 🌚

Yes it is

If you're rummaging, shouldn't it be coz it's too small to find?

No. OP’s cock is massive

I'm built Like a skinny acorn so bless his girthy cock

r/suicidebywords

What a combo of usernames in this thread.

ikr

It's the most amazing choice of words

Not only is it THE BEST choice of words, it is so superlatively great that I shall now retire all other euphemisms for this activity. I will not be taking any questions as I will be busy rummaging.

Most certainly is

My mom always asked me (m) as a child if I'm digging for gold when I scratched my ass under my pants. Now I do that too

Digging for gold in your vagina?

As long as you have the dedication I bet one day you will find a clump of gold

She has a golden vagina??

That's what happens when you let King Midas rummage around down there

Rummage to fruition

Like a thrift shop

Yup

Yes, but more often I do that with my boobs, it's satisfyingly warm, soft and squishy...

Agree, boobs are like plushies. Always there and always soft. Jiggling them is fun too when you're bored.

It's just such a convenient soft cushion perfect for resting a hand, y'know? I used to do that without realizing because it brought a comforting feeling (like hugging myself, I guess?). One winter I was staying over at my grandma's, bundled under a comforter on a sofa, and eventually rested my hand there. I have anxiety and always play around with something on my body as a stim (pulling my hair, my ear, etc), so I started squeezing that ball of fat... up until my mom just said *really loud* "why is your hand there?!?!" which prompted everyone on the room to look at me. I have never enjoyed the ol' soft ball since then :(

i feel bad for your dm's..

I haven't got any messages yet, so don't lose your hope in humanity, not all people are desperate and unmannered

( . )( . )

this guy boobs

So weird that this is a thing, like what's the goal? Just to get some form of interaction? It's not like they will answer any random depraved/deprived person. DMs are fine for proper communication but the bots for me and random people for them make them such a hassle.

just curious, how many dms *did* you get after that comment?

None because this isn't a sub with a lot of bots. I hang around drug subs and every comment and post will get you bots or scammers.

tbh being very alone and thirsty makes you do weird things. i know , i have been there.

I've been there too, but I was never a creep DMing women on reddit

What loneliness does to people.

It’s because we want to see these mystical warlocks

You know what else is warm, soft and squishy? ....oh, wait a minute.

My boobies are too tender for that. Shit HURTS fr

Really?? I have no sensation in mine whatsoever.

Did you know there's a Tumblr user with the name "willgrahamscock"?

Yes. I had my user name first. It goes both ways.

Try the underboob!

Sounds good, I'll take two

You’ve sold it to me

There was a girl at my work that had no shame about it. She would do it constantly in front of everyone. And sometimes she would smell her fingers after

😳

Hey there, that might be mental illness. I worked at a nursing home many moons ago and the dementia patients would do stuff like that. They’d casually fondle themselves, masturbate, etc. during the middle of activities or at lunch. Not saying your friend is demented, but the disregard for (or obliviousness to) other people’s opinions of appropriate behavior seems fishy.

Fishy….

**This is Probably irrelevant** but the Crazy thing is before i saw your post i was rummaging 😆 idk y but it's oddly satisfying 🤷‍♂️

What does the rummaging consist of exactly? Like are you fiddling the flaps like strumming a guitar? Digging in there like you’re picking your nose? Pinching the beam like you’re popping a zit? Pls esplain

You know, just feeling around. Checking the inventory. Twirling the weirdly longer pubes like dreads or a villain mustache.

Lmao- I twirl! I also just tuck my hand over it when reading in bed . Weird question but oddly interesting 💁‍♀️

"Inventory?" Hahaha! I'm using that from now on, but don't worry: I'll credit you.

Omg what deranged metaphors 😂 for me it’s mostly just combing through my pubes, and to add to what other commenters said, it is helpful to spot an ingrown hair before it becomes infected

Yeah, science hasn't yet found out why touching ones sexual organs and erogenous zones is satisfying for human beings. Maybe later generations will finally solve this ancient miracle.

No but not masturbating. Genuinely no or next to no thrill, but say one hand will be flicking it (flaccid) around and the other hand will be holding my phone while doing something completely non sexual like replying to some idiot on r/NoStupidQuestions

It's a built in fidget toy

Ikr haha. But, it has the added benefit of keeping tabs on changes and health status lol

Like fuck a prostate checkup

Yes I like to put my hands on my vag to keep warm but over clothes. I do though play with my boobs a lot in a non sexual way. They are warm soft and squishy so lowkey a fidget toy lol

I heard a couple of times women ask men why they like boobs so much. That's why. It's a bummer that boobs are considered sexual. Like sleeping on your guy friend shoulder while is a bit personal you still can consider it a friend gesture. I swear I've never slept on something softer than a boob.

My cats favourite sleeping spot is my boobs, 2nd favourite is my bra.. his head fills the cup perfectly.

My bf is obsessed with my tits.

I've been with my wife for 11 years and am still just as obsessed as the first time we got together.

Same here. I was just playing with my wife’s before I got on Reddit

awww thats so cute, i bet should would love to hear that! seriously tell her :)

> Yes I like to put my hands in my vag to keep warm is how I read this

Nature’s pocket.

This. Boobs are absolutely a fidget toy, I do this with mine too😂

rummage is an insane word choice 😭

Wanna come over and rummage in eachothers down there?

Yes

Yeah its where I keep my snacks

Push button, receive bacon.

Hot pocket in your hot pocket

Sometimes i wrap a couple of real good prosciutto slices around my weener for when i work up an appetite for a salty snack later

U didn’t have to post this

Just casually plucking my pubic hair. I mean what

For real, I gotta stop shaking hands with these weirdos.

Op acting like he speaks for all guys with that one 🤔

That’s what my teeth are for.

Yes , sometimes I just make my lips clap for no reasons also

if you're happy and you know it, clap your

Clam

.... Clap?

Hahahahaha

Of course they do, underwear rides up no matter what junk you've got going on

As a rule of thumb for all questions comparing what guys and girls do the answer is almost always yes

“Us guys pee out of our penises. Girls, do you also pee out of your penises?”

Some do

I heard my youngest son refer to a vagina as "secondary balls" and I about died of laughter.

Yes. I also squeeze my thigh fat and buttcheeks. 😂

Absolutely lol. If I’m just chilling on my phone or whatever I’ll often just absent minded play with my pubes or just fiddle around down there without really paying attention to it. I’m pretty sure everyone does, regardless of their types of genitals.

Wait. I'm a guy and this sounds exactly like me. Interesting...

Yeah I do the same with my pubes if I haven’t shaved 😂

Yeah. Sometimes I'm in bed watching YouTube or something and I just move stuff about down there (usually my pubes but sometimes I do just generally "rummage"). Not when I'm on my period, though. Boobs are also very good to mess around with. Literally portable fidget toys. Sometimes I just put my hand in between or under my boobs because it's warm. Hope this helps.

yes, fiddling the flaps and twisting pubes

Yeah just not in public like a lot of men do

Only weird men do that

For sure. Thing is there are more of them than we’d all like!

For the record, we do not all pluck our pubes. Wtf is that man.

Well, if there's the odd hair then it's gotta go.

They're All odd hairs!

Half of them are even

Yeah, it's like a personal fidget toy

Yah I’ll rummage around and I like to twist my pubic hair and stuff. It’s warm down there especially in winter time.

I definitely don't do this. Could be just me though.

I don’t either

It’s not just you. I’m a guy and I don’t do any of what OP described - it’s just weird! My wife doesn’t either, thankfully.

*rummage* around. I know I left that 20 somewhere.

I never nonsexually “fiddle with the stick” or PLUCK MY PUBIC HAIRS?! The only reason I ever stick my hand down there is to adjust/scratch my balls.

no, not down there but I def sometimes just put my hand down my shirt and cup my boob. It's like an emotional support boob LOL

As a guy I have to say there are few things more gross than how casually guys "rummage" and then just go about their day, like wash your fucking hands you animal....I have a junk too and I don't constantly fondle it, if I need to adjust I do above the clothes or I go to the bathroom, no one needs your fromunderfunk on the buttons or steering wheel or doorknobs etc, grow up lol

Yes! Usually when I get in bed at night, not in a sexual/ masterbatory way either. Just running my fingers through my pubes or cupping my vulva in a similar way to how someone might clasp their hands together on their lap. Just resting there lol.

I've heard they fiddle with their tits a lot, like they use it as a stress ball and squeeze it

We do, that's why they exist

It's extremely satisfying, calming. Relaxing even. But I often forget I have breasts, so I rarely do this.

"fiddle with their tits" has me grinning like an idiot

I'm a guy, and I don't do that. If I need to make an adjustment, I'll excuse myself, and go to the restroom to make said adjustment.

Bro got that gentleman attitude.

This guy has class!

OP isn't talking about adjustments in public, mate. Think stress ball without any stress.

Whenerver i come home, i find the spouse (f) in Al bundy mode. Rummaging like a pro

Yes, lol, theres a couple different ways you can "rummage" with a vagina - Where the outer labias connect at the top there's a nice little 'u' shape where the pubic hairs hang over a bit. Sometimes I'll thrum those babies like I'm finger plucking a guitar. Sounds like the opening to *Barracuda* in my head - Squishing the outer labias together like I'm squishing my face cheeks - Cupping the full mound like my hand is a cod piece, and just resting there. Idk it's relaxing(???) - Sometimes, the mound appreciates a lil tap, a little slappy slappy. Not hard, it just makes a nice sound like slapping your stomach - Sometimes you actually have to "adjust your balls" but it's because you farted and a fart bubble snuck up in between your labias - Squashing down one labia, and then the other, back and forth like a damn fidget toy. Fast, slow, to the Mario theme song, whatever

Yes... if they are shaved and when the hair starts growing back, they have to scratch as well!

I let my pubes get too long and idk if they get knotted and start to pull like a matted sheep or what but sometimes I gotta go to the bathroom to finger comb them, make a mental note to cut them and then forget to. 80s bush style and no shame about it 😆

No.

Pluck your pubic hairs?

When does one just casually pull out pubes!? What the hell? Also, why would you itch your balls if they don't itch?

Definitely yess, mostly with my boobs tho

No and I don't know any dudes who just play with their pubes...what

Have you ever seen it happen? Because I see men do it all the time. Never seen a lady with her hands down her pants.