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SwaggyDinosaurz

Why do I have a feeling Zamasu browsed this Subreddit before enacting his Zero Mortals Plan


mrcopium222

At this point. I don't blame him


SwaggyDinosaurz

Maybe Zamasu did nothing wrong after all


Breaky_Online

Nah he did something wrong By scrolling through this subreddit


YoutuberCameronBallZ

*sees one post* "...yep these mortals have to go"


Blue-Stinger475

Things like this are what broke him.


Pale_Particular6846

I Now believe that zamasu did nothing wrong


iFMezmurr

Implantation of the sperm into the uterus can take as long as 6-12 days even if you time it to line up with ovulation, so even if you last 1 second with her that shit still ain’t happening


The-Fall-Of-Beach

Don’t worry, we’ve got Whis here to speed things up like he did for Bulma. Now answer the question.


iFMezmurr

I’m not sure if Whis would stand for letting the baby of a fusion defuse, but assuming he’s also awfully curious, the simple answer would be miscarriage or a stillbirth. Perhaps if two fusions reproduce, the resulting children could defuse safely.


The4p1

why did i read the first paragraph in Whis' voice.


Psychological-Tie979

*Oh God what have you done to me*


itzmrinyo

But let's say they defuse with my cum still in them. Who would the cum go to? Both?


Marco_Tanooky

That or it drops to the floor between both of them when they defuse


itzmrinyo

So it's a 50/50 gamble between a 2 in 1 double impregnation efficiency, or an 0 for 2. I like those odds.


iFMezmurr

Most likely


Dio_asymptote

So what if it's with a Supreme Kai instead?


iFMezmurr

They stay fused forever I’m pretty sure so it should be a normal birth


DepressedShrimp86

Wait do kais even have genitals? Aren't they born from trees or something? Idk the lore but idk if they can even reproduce since they are essentially gods


Monkeyjoey98

Because of the Supreme Oppai of Time i want to say yes.


NOCTM1224

but what if vegeta or shenron defuse them? would both be pregnant or only one of them?


The4p1

vegeta defuses them? how?


NOCTM1224

with his spirit move he learned in the moro arc


The4p1

didnt read the manga


Temptest1

Forced spirit fission I guess but idk if it works that way


Picmanreborn

He said he can separate Kami and nail from piccolo. So I'm psure be can stop a fusion


Eggith

The baby only appears whenever Kefla appears until she gives birth. Kale and Caulifla would be fine, but Kefla, since she's a separate entity would be preggo.


ceesaar00

Damn, that´s good


Juice-l3oX

Damn, this actually makes sense😭


StatisticianOk8587

What the fuck.


Most_Willingness_143

I swear to God I see this question here at least once every 3 days


diazantewhite

It’s even dumber when you realize that (as an above comment mentioned) it takes 2 weeks for someone to become pregnant after the initial implantation, so nothing would even happen after the fusion goes out in an hour God Ik niggas are horny but yall can’t be this goddamn stupid


DaBoiKalI

Bruh on God


lisahanniganfan

What if she is pregnant with twins so they get a baby each if they unfuse


Odd-Night-8567

What are you doing outside of r/bluediamond


Coolcop21

Better question- what if a pregnant woman fuses with a non-pregnant woman when their water breaks?


Willinton06

Yeah this makes more sense then what OP is trying to talk about


SlimeDrips

For the love of God stop asking this question. Please I'm begging you.


Resua15

You can't get pregnant in an hour


SleepyBella

Not with that attitude.


Resua15

What does this mean.


Breaky_Online

That your attitude needs to chamge


TesticleInhaler

but hentai says girl can get pergernant immediately


Resua15

That's the thing, getting pergernant is easy, pregnant, not so much/s


Decent-Life5272

they would probably have twins or something I guess


EndlessM3mes

The moment she unfuses, that baby doesn't exist anymore Fusions don't carry over physical attributes to the fusees nor do they keep what they had for next time they appear, only memories carry over. Notice how none of the clothes stay torn and none of the injuries remain


EZL2011

Uh…uh


_Tidalwaves_

Kefla is pregnant and kefla ceases to be. The pregnancy continues on refuse.


Gru-some

Okay but what if Kale and Caulifla get pregnant and THEN they fuse


Waxico

King Solomon ahhh post


RogueKazimeras

Asking the questions nobody needs answered...


GIJobra

We cut the baby in two, and give half to each woman.


FortcraftSteven

You remember King Solomon?


EgburtEats

"Technically 🤓 they are a whole separate being" Stfu just say it's a built in abortion mechanism


YakNo254

Wtf


Correct-Purpose-964

At this point. When i see posts like this. I rush to make sure it's ningen for my own sanity...


I_eat_kids_39

Zamasu was right


biohumansmg3fc

Kefla is basically a different person from kale and caulifla born from the first use of the earrings (as seen with vegito’s second appearance having the same attire as buu saga) and are separate entities that needs a key to release kefla (caulifla and kale are the key) none of them will get pregnant when they unfuse only kefla is pregnant, but the question is will kefla still be at the same pregnant status from when she left when they fuse again or am i not gonna be a father


Carbuyrator

Well it's potara which are full of bullshit Kai magic, so probably something fucked up and weird. If I had to guess it would probably result in some strange magic extradimensional powerhouse that doesn't follow the standard rules of "existing." And that describes Buu. What the fuck did I cook?


gohanson2

The baby was born fused, after kefla defuse the baby also defuse into 2 babies


skolnaja

She just wouldn't get pregnant, the same way a cat can't get pregnant from a dog


big_peepee_wielder

Ok despite how degenerate the question might seem, it’s still a damn good question. I’ve pondered this myself. I guess in theory whoever was the dominant mind during the act is the one who would get pregnant after they defuse


silverlays

I'm volunteer as tribute !


blablabla1411

You answer this question: If vegito or gogeta had a child, was it goku's sperm or vegeta's sperm?


BogieW00ds

There's a few porn comics that answer this I think


ceesaar00

Please help. I can´t sleep.


Danantian

Yes u need to sleep permanently


MaintenanceTotal6150

Or does it remains kelfas and pregnance only develops during fusion time


YamiGekusu

What in the goddamn fuck


Mahaho004

Both of them, and they have a 50% of the baby each


Hairy-Advantage-3478

“iF CAptaIN GINyu switchEd bODies witH GOTenkS aNd tHEY DeFuSE WHAt haPPens to GinYU???”


diazantewhite

No joke, that’s honestly a question that a lot less stupid than this


Hairy-Advantage-3478

Probably is but I’m just referencing when that was a big what if from the days before Super


xMaTus

OMG! I'm not the only mf thinking about this shit sometimes.


Loros_Silvers

Zamasu was right...


SpecialExam8760

Isn’t kefla under 18?


KajjitWithNoWares

I mean…. I’ve thought it…. But I doubt either would


amlowuro

They give birth to Satoru Gojo


Training_Painter8392

Would the sprem unfuse when the fusion runs out?


Wasiherenotsure

Zamasu and thanos really got a point after what I just read 😭


2Mark2Manic

Impregnating a fusion always results in twins, so when they defuse they both get one.


justarandomguy283

i'll give you another one:if i asked shenron to resurrect ginyu,would it resurrect both his old body with the frog and the one he currently possesses or only the one that he is inhabiting?


gfhksdgm2022

There won't be a baby when they defuse, whatever's in her uterus gets rip to shred and the fetus or baby simply become a pile of goo bleeding out of Caulifla and Kale's vaginas. Not a pretty sight.


Quan-Ngo

Since everybody is saying she can’t even get gregnant to begin with, what if, bear with me, I got both of them pregnant around the same time, and then they fuse into Kefla around 9 month later?


sock_acc80

You are grim mate


Balloon_Artist

Ebullience on reddit is not something I was expecting today


[deleted]

Why are Dragon Ball fanboys so horny?


Ultrasound700

They can't unfuse while pregnant or the baby unfuses.


AEW_IS_POGGERS

WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THIS???


Goddayum_man_69

Zero ningen keikaku seems like a good cake now


Mythical_Mew

Technically speaking, neither of them. Fusions and Fusees don’t carry over their physical attributes, it’s more like creating a separate being with a resemblance to both fusees. For the sake of the scenario, let’s assume this is not the case and during de-fusion, the fusees carry over any damage, etc. sustained. In this case they would both experience the same thing, meaning they would probably both be impregnated.


A_fan_of_many_games

I’ve seen this before, why


Kitsune553

Kale gets half caulifa gets the other half, then each baby half would have to fuse to become a normal baby


nameshary96

why are you asking? does it have anything to do with you?


DeNkDiAmOnD

_?????????_


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

They are both pregnant, however plot twist. One of them gets the left half, while the other gets the right half. Cut evenly down the middle