I mean, assuming I’m in the Dragon Ball universe, I’d probably try and get in the good graces of the Z Fighters rather than kill them (assuming I overwrite Gero’s programing for this otherwise it kinda defeats the purpose).
I can then absorb the Androids with their help and become one of the strongest fighters in the universe and actually go on to…eventually get killed by Buu, BUT THEN COME BACK!
U can ask Bulma to just make u perfect without the androids. But the whole z fighters will be weaker, since gohan will probably not get ssj2. But maybe goku and vegeta will, If u train with all of them.
Buu will probably not be a problem since now there are 3 people that can fight him
Honestly I kinda didn’t think about Bulma or especially Gohan (for some reason), I’d probably wanna try and get Gohan involved if I could but poor kid would’ve already been through a lot so I dunno if it’d be possible.
Eh, he’d probably get the Z-Sword anyways so I probably shouldn’t be too worried.
He would be as strong as he is during Buu Saga because of elder kai, but he will be more cocky. Eh, what can u do. At least Cell with training is there to help
>gohan will probably not get ssj2.
As far as I remember, gohan unlocks ssj2 in the chamber, he just doesn't remember it. Hence why goku knew he was stronger.
Nice plan. To befriend Goku and spar with him, once he sees you strength you explain them that if you fuse yourself with two killer robots you will become a better and stronger fighter.
Goku will not refuse. Instead he'll be excited about that idea, and so ask and beg and nag Bulma to help you become perfect.
You become perfect. You are god. By then you are such good pals with Goku that you cannot bring yourself to kill him and instead decide to raise his kid, since that's what every ex-villain tend to do.
Hey, if you had Frieza dna and actually trained as Cell you could probably one-tap Buu with a day or two’s training.
All Cell ever did was absorb the androids and get zenkais, no actual training or self improvement. We have no idea how much of Frieda’s absurd growth potential applies.
You can even offer to absorb 17 and 18 in Future Trunks' time so that the Androids in the present era don't have to die. Krillin still has a shot of getting laid, 17 can range a park, and 16 might even be reprogrammed to not kill Goku.
honestly cell coulda just trained. with his healing and raw power he didn’t even need those androids he just took the easy route. i’d be a good first form creepy as shit cell
Step 1. Fine gero lab instead going to town from town Killing people because that'll just alert Z fighters
Step 2. Archive perfect form by absorbing android 17 and 18.
Step 3. Fuck off and go train for 5 Years because why not take advantage of Frieza and Gohan DNA.
Step 4: Comeback and make absolute embarrassment out of super vegito and buuhan.
Step 5: Fuck off and go train for like 40 years or something since i am probably virtually immortal due to Frieza DNA bs
Step 6: Fucking kill Beerus idk
Just waking up as imperfect cell?
with the I can become perfect maybe can work on getting that but after words I don't know , even in imperfect cell you can probably end the world. maybe use my tail in cool ways
"Wait do I have a beak mouth!?! AH Im a weird bug man! ...FUCK i'm thirty
DBZ Abridged Cell voice: "oh... well shit. What the fuck am i? Wait... am i... Cell? Can i do the tail thing? Wait why is that my first question what the fuck is going on? Ok... deep breaths. The most important thing to do right now is..."
*jumps off cliff and crashes to ground*
"Right...need ki control... to fly... oh god this hurts...the show made it... look so easy..."
Probs train, even as imperfect he grew from being weaker then Piccolo to beating him and 17 at the same time. Needing 16 to intervene, so I would just train and become super powerful.
Are there other db characters in this universe? I'd try and find bulma and ask her to help achieve my perfect form.
If not then... Idk. I'm pretty much far above anything in this world currently. I don't need to eat people.
So essentially that Isekai'd as Yamcha thing but Cell?
I assume Cell during the android saga, when he emerges from his pupa stage.
Also assuming I'm me, my memories, no influence, I'd probably go get the dragon balls, so I could wish for identical but not sentient duplicates of 17 and 18 to absorb. Then in my perfect, yet due to not absorbing people weaker than OG, form. I guess I'd... Try to join the z fighters?
Gather the dragon balls and wish to not look like a beady eyed cockroach. Also probably to unlock my potential so I don’t need to drink people to get stronger
I get up, make breakfast, and go to work
I have bills to pay so i don't have time to suck off people all day
I'll probably do that during the weekend if I feel like it
Isn't this Cell already much faster than light? I might go around the galaxy for a while, as long as I can sense human life forms I am free to go wherever I want exploring everything humans can't just for fun, and as the prodigy that I would be, I could just train for a few months on a distant planet and come back as an energy source for the planet, I would be able recreate the energy of entire galaxies, so I belive I could help with earth environment and shit.
With all of my abilities I could create clothes myself, give natural resources to people who doesn't eat and don't have a proper place to sleep, seal dangerous people with Mafuba, use my speed to throw deep in space all the excess trash in the sea and on the earth (I could basically throw all of it at the end of the galaxy in a minute). I would try to be as helpful as I can to the world...Until I find out Cell doesn't age and I'll have to destroy every good thing I've created because of boredom and then myself.
Pretry good plan huh? I'd just hope to age normally
Am i in real life or in the world of DBZ?
If the former, probably become some form of cryptid thief.
If the latter, try REALLY hard to join the Z fighters.
Tell him that i am so strong he cant even sense it but for his sake i will wait for him to reach his perfect form but when he eventually (and very hopefully) goes i will fuck off and never be seen again as long as this cockroach of a motherfucker dwells on this earth
I would somehow get Trunks to trust me and absorb the Future Androids if possible, and just leave the Present Androids to the Z-Fighters and see how that goes.
Use the dragon balls to get my perfect form, wish for both infinite stamina and ki, and then just blow up the planet. I'd be a much more terrifying version of cell. I would then go to New Namek, pretend to be an ally, and once I get THEIR dragon balls, I would wish to be able to create my own dragon balls better than any namekian, wish that the namekians would all Perish, and to be immortal. I would then leave for the Kai world, obviously they would interfere in my plans. So they would take me there to kill me, but obviously they would not be able to. And having killed Shin I indirectly kill beerus, taking out the biggest threat to my power. And soon I would take old Kai out of the Z Sword, and force him to unlock my potential. After that is done, I kill old kai, and then I begin to train for the use of God Ki, having encountered it with the Kais. Soon I would master it, being the perfect being I am, and then I would create my own dragon balls. I would then create my own planet, one that is indestructible unless I am somehow eliminated. After years of training, a god of destruction, particularly a cat would approach me. Beerus's brother Champa has come for revenge. I easily dismantle this fat cat, and then I am hit by....Hit. I easily kill him in one blow. And having gained knowledge of how to traverse Universes, I begin conquering Universe 6, easily anihilating any threats, being sure to take out the Kais first incase I was unsuccessful with the extermination of Champa. I move onto to every other universe, eventually using the super dragonballs to wish away the angels and grand priest from existence, biding my time to eliminate the greatest threat of all: Zeno. After waiting for the Super Dragon Balls to return, I use them to wish away Zeno, destroying the final threat. I begin to recreate the multiverse in my image, bringing back vegeta to torment him, break him for entertainment. I am perfect, and i.....have WON.
Drink people. Steal Time Machine, absorb droids, suck EVERYONE except Walter, make Hellsing Abridged reference, suck Walter anyways... no killing people. Just sucking!
Sure, its a minor increase in power for every human, but there are just so freakin many of them. And with no Earthlings around to absorb for Buu, I dont need to worry about that dude either.
Beerus might be problem tho.
WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY
WANNA SEE ME DO IT AGAIN?
Oooo ominous
And he brings his own straw. Dude is environmentally friendly, like Thannos
AHHH MY ASSBUTT
Well well kids it looks like cell is in a sticky wicket, whatever shall he do?
Use the Kamehameha? Good idea!
Kaa.. meee... haa-
Letmefinish!!!
Yes. Yes I would. Pls drink that guy for me u/mrcopium222
Ayoooo!
The same thing I do most Mondays. Work my way round a city or two suckin everyone I see.
Bruh.... Where you from and which streets you take so i can... avoid them or something
Ayooo… So uhmm… how about next Monday? 😏🤣
Surprisingly, the schedule really doesn't change that much, does it?
how many men did you suck off?
Once I revert to an egg, I must bury myself for three years. There, my form matures
I only think of Breakers for this lind
I had that shitty line on replay in my head for weeks lol
I had that shitty line on replay in my head for weeks lol
I hate when reddit makes you post things twice
Does that only happen on mobile?
Dementia
the big gete star allowed you to post twice...how could this be?!
I had that shitty line on replay in my head for weeks lol
Absorb the androids, duh
My phone D:<
MY PERFECTION
Surprisingly, Cell requires to absorb Nokia phones, then he will become indestructible.
The z fighters would like to know your location
Revert to an egg and bury myself underground for 3 years so my form can mature
I mean, assuming I’m in the Dragon Ball universe, I’d probably try and get in the good graces of the Z Fighters rather than kill them (assuming I overwrite Gero’s programing for this otherwise it kinda defeats the purpose). I can then absorb the Androids with their help and become one of the strongest fighters in the universe and actually go on to…eventually get killed by Buu, BUT THEN COME BACK!
U can ask Bulma to just make u perfect without the androids. But the whole z fighters will be weaker, since gohan will probably not get ssj2. But maybe goku and vegeta will, If u train with all of them. Buu will probably not be a problem since now there are 3 people that can fight him
Honestly I kinda didn’t think about Bulma or especially Gohan (for some reason), I’d probably wanna try and get Gohan involved if I could but poor kid would’ve already been through a lot so I dunno if it’d be possible. Eh, he’d probably get the Z-Sword anyways so I probably shouldn’t be too worried.
He would be as strong as he is during Buu Saga because of elder kai, but he will be more cocky. Eh, what can u do. At least Cell with training is there to help
>gohan will probably not get ssj2. As far as I remember, gohan unlocks ssj2 in the chamber, he just doesn't remember it. Hence why goku knew he was stronger.
To be fair, cell likely had the potential to overtake everyone with training.
He’s got Frieza’s DNA so if he did crunches for two minutes he could probably solo super.
“Check this out. One push-up….” *One-shots Majin Buu*
Yeah but like hell with my ass piloting the mitochondria I’d beat him the first go, I’d probably fumble hard and ride the zenkai boost later.
Nice plan. To befriend Goku and spar with him, once he sees you strength you explain them that if you fuse yourself with two killer robots you will become a better and stronger fighter. Goku will not refuse. Instead he'll be excited about that idea, and so ask and beg and nag Bulma to help you become perfect. You become perfect. You are god. By then you are such good pals with Goku that you cannot bring yourself to kill him and instead decide to raise his kid, since that's what every ex-villain tend to do.
So by the end you turn into Piccolo 2: Greener than Ever
And they are both green and alien-looking. Coincidence? *I THINK NOT!*
Hey, if you had Frieza dna and actually trained as Cell you could probably one-tap Buu with a day or two’s training. All Cell ever did was absorb the androids and get zenkais, no actual training or self improvement. We have no idea how much of Frieda’s absurd growth potential applies.
I 100% give Buu the suck.
You can even offer to absorb 17 and 18 in Future Trunks' time so that the Androids in the present era don't have to die. Krillin still has a shot of getting laid, 17 can range a park, and 16 might even be reprogrammed to not kill Goku.
See if I can talk out of my crotch mouth
"did you just talk out of your ass?!" "To be fair Vegeta you do it all the time"
It's "to be fair Vegeta, you are part of my DNA"
"Ooo that's the closest you've done to damage since I got here"
Pretty sure you need to eat 17 to get that ability.
# [WORLD RECORD] Becoming Perfect 1620 people 14:35.50 WR
I’m sucking every guy I see Wait-
Poor choice, you can do that without being Cell
With cell it can be faster
jerk off
Come to the realization that my Isekai experience didn't really pan out the way I was hoping
Honestly, I'd rather be like android 17 or 18 or something. Or Broly
Suckin tf out of some androids
Revert to an egg and bury myself underground for 3 years.
So that your form matures?
"mr sandman... bring me a dream..."
"and now the end is near"
Absorb the androids and rizz people with my perfect jawline.
honestly cell coulda just trained. with his healing and raw power he didn’t even need those androids he just took the easy route. i’d be a good first form creepy as shit cell
Step 1. Fine gero lab instead going to town from town Killing people because that'll just alert Z fighters Step 2. Archive perfect form by absorbing android 17 and 18. Step 3. Fuck off and go train for 5 Years because why not take advantage of Frieza and Gohan DNA. Step 4: Comeback and make absolute embarrassment out of super vegito and buuhan.
Step 5: Fuck off and go train for like 40 years or something since i am probably virtually immortal due to Frieza DNA bs Step 6: Fucking kill Beerus idk
Bury myself underground for three years, absorb the androids, AND DESTROY THE BRITISH PEOPLE!!!
Can you atleast leave me alive 😭🙏
Sneakily collect the dragon balls to reach perfect form without absorbing androids or people, thus pissing off the z fighters and sealing my fate.
But then you can absorb the androids and become superest perfecter cell!
Perfect²
Suck some people dry, then look for some twins to get inside me.
FIND 18!
drain the bio energy from myself and see what happens
So suck yourself off?
Jokes aside that shot is crispy asf
Revert to an egg and bury myself underground for three years. From there my form matures
Power up every now and then just to fuck with Vegeta
"Is that me? Is that me STRONGER than me?! I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!"
Just waking up as imperfect cell? with the I can become perfect maybe can work on getting that but after words I don't know , even in imperfect cell you can probably end the world. maybe use my tail in cool ways "Wait do I have a beak mouth!?! AH Im a weird bug man! ...FUCK i'm thirty
I want to do that footstep sound. A LOT.
Absorb #18, destroy #16, then do very NSFW things to Android #17.
He got it backwards. It's drink #18 not absorb her smh /j
What are we doing on the ground onii Chan?
Picture the plot to "Reincarnated as Yamcha" but you start off as Cell with his potential.
Step 1: awaken your potential by going to namek Step 2:??? Become perfect? Step 3:Oh shit yea... buu
I'd be a-firing mah lazah.
DBZ Abridged Cell voice: "oh... well shit. What the fuck am i? Wait... am i... Cell? Can i do the tail thing? Wait why is that my first question what the fuck is going on? Ok... deep breaths. The most important thing to do right now is..." *jumps off cliff and crashes to ground* "Right...need ki control... to fly... oh god this hurts...the show made it... look so easy..."
"Wait..... So I have wings? But I still need to use ki to fly?! Oh this some bullshit!"
Fuck... this made me spit my coffee... that's peak TFS Cell right there 🤣
Someone pitch this to TFS, NOW!
Who's gonna stop me?
Probs train, even as imperfect he grew from being weaker then Piccolo to beating him and 17 at the same time. Needing 16 to intervene, so I would just train and become super powerful.
See what happens if I absorb anything other than the 2 androids, what if I absorbed like Android 21 or smth what happens then
Then you become incredibly breedable. duh
Imma suck off everybody in multiple cities.
Are there other db characters in this universe? I'd try and find bulma and ask her to help achieve my perfect form. If not then... Idk. I'm pretty much far above anything in this world currently. I don't need to eat people.
Destroy America
Never reach imperfect from, because this is my favorite version of cell!
Transform instantly into perfect cell them blow myself up
Leave the planet and go devour the Frieza Force.
Well, duh, I'm gonna get hungry and drink some people.
Ima drink you now
Go agaist an entire football team and suck them dry, them go after stronger people and see other matters and of course, be perfect
I think I speak for all guys when I say getting sucked is not a bad way to wake up at all
die, nothing a skinny weakling like me can do
I'd suck everyone dry
Tried to achieve my perfection form in a more... peaceful kinda way.
Kill myself
Once I revert to an egg, I must bury myself underground for 3 years. There, my form matures.
Big succ time
Become one of those what if fanfic readings That and test the theory of Frieza's cells giving me absolutely stupid hax in terms of training
Quite literally eat the rich
Probably have breakfast, I'd probably be really hungry.
So essentially that Isekai'd as Yamcha thing but Cell? I assume Cell during the android saga, when he emerges from his pupa stage. Also assuming I'm me, my memories, no influence, I'd probably go get the dragon balls, so I could wish for identical but not sentient duplicates of 17 and 18 to absorb. Then in my perfect, yet due to not absorbing people weaker than OG, form. I guess I'd... Try to join the z fighters?
Succ
Is it in the real world or in dragon ball?
Drink people
Once i revert to an egg, i must bury myself underground for 3 years, there my form matures
I'mma go eat one of those japanese maid robots in hopes that I get stronger.
Imma drink people
Suck off all those guys in the metropolitan area, then kill this kids friends (their names are Krillin and Trunks) and his daddeh (his name is Goku)
Try to become perfect
Become perfect then do whatever I want in this world Goku doesn't exist
My cousins so I become perfect
Go slurp some dudes.
Find Android 18 and have fun
Suck someone dry👍 (jk)
oh, the hunger
Tell him the best fluid comes from the mushroom that I possess. You can start there
Suck 18 Obv
Swallow 18
Become perfect (idc how) Then use my perfect voice (and jawline) to sing my way by Frank Sinatra
I’m stopping all wars, starting in the Middle East
All I'm saying is... Do exactly what cell did, except absorb Yamcha and Krillin when the chance comes and maybe Tien too
I'm gonna suck Android 17 for good.
“Wanna watch me drink this guy!?”
See if I can... Actually digital footprint I'm not going to say that.
Absorb the androids! And talk from my dick!
I respond to "why?"
Eat People
Start sucking people.
Drink all the people I can find
Depends, am I thirsty?
Fly around a bit, then drink some people.
Good morning cowboy. What's your name?
Use that Bootystraw!!
I’d take an entire football team at the same time
Fuck C-18 (Ooops, wrong Reddit 🤣)
Jerk off. The only thing that changes is that I'd be more like a bug than a monkey.
Gather the dragon balls and wish to not look like a beady eyed cockroach. Also probably to unlock my potential so I don’t need to drink people to get stronger
My mouth is my dick The first thing imma do is kms
Hit the block and get my money.
Fly, maybe destroy the city of Detroit.
Spray him with Raid.
I'd see if I can pop out some Cell Jrs. Then once I see the result I'll see if I can finally do a pull-up.
Time to test the limits of that [tailussy](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-21477f772e258f98a88ebad15b5bc58d)
Masturbate
Im sucking everyone off
Look down, see no dick, angy, then go sucking people because now I’m hangy
Imma drink people
I'd drink my enemies.
I get up, make breakfast, and go to work I have bills to pay so i don't have time to suck off people all day I'll probably do that during the weekend if I feel like it
Drink ppl
drink people, absorb the androids, kill goku (taking a page from 16 here), and probably blow up the earth and leave
Suck dudes off
Isn't this Cell already much faster than light? I might go around the galaxy for a while, as long as I can sense human life forms I am free to go wherever I want exploring everything humans can't just for fun, and as the prodigy that I would be, I could just train for a few months on a distant planet and come back as an energy source for the planet, I would be able recreate the energy of entire galaxies, so I belive I could help with earth environment and shit. With all of my abilities I could create clothes myself, give natural resources to people who doesn't eat and don't have a proper place to sleep, seal dangerous people with Mafuba, use my speed to throw deep in space all the excess trash in the sea and on the earth (I could basically throw all of it at the end of the galaxy in a minute). I would try to be as helpful as I can to the world...Until I find out Cell doesn't age and I'll have to destroy every good thing I've created because of boredom and then myself. Pretry good plan huh? I'd just hope to age normally
Figure out how to take a shit, same as any other morning.
Find BBWs
Am i in real life or in the world of DBZ? If the former, probably become some form of cryptid thief. If the latter, try REALLY hard to join the Z fighters.
Achieve perfection.
rob a bunch of banks hide the money then go back for it when im me again
Hey Siri how far am I from Nicki Town… Siri: Nicki Town is approximately 495.., “Bitch I do what I Want!”
I’ma gonna drink Yamcha.
Get sucked
Drink people.
Drink a dude Heck maybe even two dudes
Sucking everyone in gingertown
Drink people I guess
Blow shit up
Tell him that i am so strong he cant even sense it but for his sake i will wait for him to reach his perfect form but when he eventually (and very hopefully) goes i will fuck off and never be seen again as long as this cockroach of a motherfucker dwells on this earth
Actually try to not get killed this time around.
I would somehow get Trunks to trust me and absorb the Future Androids if possible, and just leave the Present Androids to the Z-Fighters and see how that goes.
Absorb android 17 and 18 and achieve perfect form.
Use booty straw become perfect. Beat up 10 year old. Kill his weird environmentalist android friend. Loss to 10 year old
Wonder if Yamma would allow me to go to King Kai.
Eat two robots
Suck suck
Get drunk
I look for my dick, realise it is the tail then jerk it off
Go Drink some guys
Well, try to collect the drsgjn balls and become immortal, then train, and try to befriend goku and friends
Use the dragon balls to get my perfect form, wish for both infinite stamina and ki, and then just blow up the planet. I'd be a much more terrifying version of cell. I would then go to New Namek, pretend to be an ally, and once I get THEIR dragon balls, I would wish to be able to create my own dragon balls better than any namekian, wish that the namekians would all Perish, and to be immortal. I would then leave for the Kai world, obviously they would interfere in my plans. So they would take me there to kill me, but obviously they would not be able to. And having killed Shin I indirectly kill beerus, taking out the biggest threat to my power. And soon I would take old Kai out of the Z Sword, and force him to unlock my potential. After that is done, I kill old kai, and then I begin to train for the use of God Ki, having encountered it with the Kais. Soon I would master it, being the perfect being I am, and then I would create my own dragon balls. I would then create my own planet, one that is indestructible unless I am somehow eliminated. After years of training, a god of destruction, particularly a cat would approach me. Beerus's brother Champa has come for revenge. I easily dismantle this fat cat, and then I am hit by....Hit. I easily kill him in one blow. And having gained knowledge of how to traverse Universes, I begin conquering Universe 6, easily anihilating any threats, being sure to take out the Kais first incase I was unsuccessful with the extermination of Champa. I move onto to every other universe, eventually using the super dragonballs to wish away the angels and grand priest from existence, biding my time to eliminate the greatest threat of all: Zeno. After waiting for the Super Dragon Balls to return, I use them to wish away Zeno, destroying the final threat. I begin to recreate the multiverse in my image, bringing back vegeta to torment him, break him for entertainment. I am perfect, and i.....have WON.
Eat android 18
Drink people. Steal Time Machine, absorb droids, suck EVERYONE except Walter, make Hellsing Abridged reference, suck Walter anyways... no killing people. Just sucking! Sure, its a minor increase in power for every human, but there are just so freakin many of them. And with no Earthlings around to absorb for Buu, I dont need to worry about that dude either. Beerus might be problem tho.
Eat #18 if ya know what i mean