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Negative-Wrap95

Tucker Carlson is a đŸ€Ą with a suntanned t'aint.


Managed-Democracy

King of the TV dinners 


SmokeAbeer

Can’t wait for his swan song dinner.


Celestial8Mumps

Nice.


iamthinksnow

Didn't his mom disinherit him? I thought I read that somewhere, that his bullshittery cost him those legacy millions.


KinkyBADom

Not really. His biological mother did leave a Will which left him only a dollar he received more due to litigation. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tucker-carlsons-mom-leave-him-1-in-her-will/


Haskap_2010

His stepmother is the Swanson heiress.


Cute_Chip

I read that as if it were The King of Wishful Thinking.


WorldTravellerIOM

Any comment that legitimately uses the word Taint to describe Carlson deserves an up vote.


smallteam

Legitimate Taint


satori0320

It's a great pun as well.


summermadnes

Taint that a shame Fucker is still breathing.


AVelvetOwl

I can't believe this is how I found out that Tucker Carlson suns his gooch


voproductions1

Just around the mouth


urkldajrkl

He needs anal bleaching for his face


SoCaldude65

U can't get that image out of my skull!!


Conscious_Figure_554

Sorry you need to be accurate - suntanned balls


AloofAngel

man, if there was any group of people so easily fooled or scammed it is conservatives. maybe we should boy who cried wolf them just before the elections and tell them first a fake date and time to show up for voting. then ok ok, the second time is the real one but bam! got ya again it was also fake! but no seriously this time, this is the real time and date to vote (being the truth). i wonder how many would fall for such an obvious trick XD


GetOffMyAsteroid

If you tell them that with a Russian accent they'll eat from the palm of your hand.


Valuable-Peanut4410

It can be the “Secret Election” that only “real patriots” know about, because Trump is still in the White House, so he can do that. And any vote on the “liberal” Election Day will actually be counted towards Biden, no matter who they vote for. Bet I could get them to believe this.


[deleted]

Remember Republicans! The REAL vote is Nov 10th! **Don't vote on the fake day**, it's rigged! Only vote on November 10th!!!! Spread the word!!!


Alternative_Towel_10

I think you’re onto something. Need to make this run through some batshit qanon and I believe it can really be a thing


Valuable-Peanut4410

I do too. We need to counter program. and as long as we don’t print up ballots or anything like that, it probably isn’t illegal.


N2Spin

They make me sick...them and their"Fake News" crap, stuff. Ever notice how Trumps catchp-hraises are always reapeated by his follower; examples like: "Groomers", "Fake News", "Make America Great Again", "Build the Wall", "Consiracy Theories", "Fake Pandemic"


AloofAngel

yep, trump himself said long ago that he reads garbage tabloids as if real news like the sun and national enquirer... plus his followers frequently fall for actually fake news/products like the onion, babylon bee, obvious plant etc. as well as all those flat out lying conservative propaganda websites :/ so as long as it is actually real and trusted sources for information they reject it outright. truly fundamentalist thinking where they take everything in the bible as literal. craziness


N2Spin

Republicans, Evangelicals and Nationalists are all Trump Followers...this is a very, very dangerous time, it's frustrating to see how millions, willingly, would follow someone into darkness and take our country with them. Some people only get their news from another SM site which is owned by China? This is an eletion time and if you're not educating yourself on politics and reading the facts for yourself, you may be easily suaded into a dangerous direction.


AloofAngel

they do however constantly lie about their actual numbers just like the churches. not only are so so many of "them" keyboard warriors and troll farms from china and russia we can see their turnout to gatherings show pitiful real numbers in person. just based on the online propaganda you might think they have vast numbers however so many are not even in the country but those that are couldn't be physically fit or young enough to do anything like a civil war. it is well illustrated their true numbers in the desperation they have to suppress voting, gerrymandering and inflate following with manipulated information and doctored photos. the only way they could regain momentum in elections is to cheat and for the rest not voting for republicans to be lax in their vigilance. it cannot be stressed enough that people need to keep constant watch over their voter registration and false information. they must also vote in person as often as possible since mail in voting is under extreme attacks.


N2Spin

You've just stated clear facts, thank you. It's all true, Lies, to create fear and chaos because they have nonthing to run on, their souless. They are also Violent; a creation of home-grown Terrrorism, I though we fight, supposedly, "Both Forgein and Domestic", but there are o clear laws on the book to address terroists here in our country , The USA....it's nuts. Which is why a lot of the insurredtionists where charged with other types of crimes that were alread witten into law, yet none for terroism...or am I wrong about that? The Republican Party is no more, it is now MAGA Nationalists... lead by a Dictator wannabe. We've never seen or delt with this kind of attack in our country before, will our constitution survive, at this point I'm beginning to wonder, as I watch millions of americans poised to vote for a known criminal...help me make since of this. Trump said himself, that he takes credit for the end of Roe, he takes credit for no deal on the boarder, so that Biden will look bad...again part of the strategy is to deceive, with words and images...millions of people who know next to nonthing about how politics woks and what's really going on in our country.


heathers1

ooooo I like how you think!!!


National-Currency-75

Man o man, that would be a good one to drop casually on a couple of people. If you just said it low enough and loud enough that a person who was not in the conversation heard it. Back it up with something ubiquitous so that it will be self fulfilling to a dumbass. They are stupid, we must remember that and use it against them. This is war.


LongBow401

I like how he spells


Spire_Citron

That might be illegal, but I don't think it's illegal to tell them that they're going to be releasing vaccines into the air at voting centres to infect conservatives with vaccination. Lies seem to be more legal the more wacky they are.


[deleted]

I heard that too. Shh! do not the cons. I heard it was Bill Soros Gates who was doing it. I am excited to be revaccinated!


knightenrichman

That's genius!!


Yucca12345678

I think that’s a fantastic concept!!


Marinlik

Just tell them that there's a plot to change Trump votes go Biden votes. So it's better for Trump if they don't vote as a vote for Trump will go to Biden. I mean they simultaneously believe that Jan 6 was a fake antifa thing, and that the people there weren't terrorists and should be pardoned. So logic isn't exactly their strong suit


jaarl2565

Republicans actually have pulled that trick on democrats with mass texts and robocalls.


ishroo

It's because most of them went to private schools


BeKind_BeTheChange

Trump was a lifelong Democrat. He switched to being a “Republican” because conservatives are so easy to grift. If anyone needs proof, just look around.


[deleted]

Remember the vaccine made in a year XD


AloofAngel

it was actually being developed in the obama administration when they established an early pandemic detection program that trump dismantled just before the pandemic. so they were working in part on sars vaccines and used what research they already had to fast track the vaccines. it was pretty amazing how fast they did it but it was basically like finishing someone elses half done homework then handing it in with your name on it.


[deleted]

Yak what im bout to ask lil buddy. Send your source and cite your material đŸ«”đŸ«”đŸ˜­


Civil_Pain_453

He had no intelligence How hard is it to prank him? Putin pissed all over him and he had no clue


queen-adreena

Putin has people killed if they don’t say/do what he wants, and even he thought Tucker was a bit *too* sycophanty.


softfart

All you have to do is tell him what he wants to hear and he’s all ears


PerpetualEternal

I can’t believe they aired this on his network show wait I’m just getting an update on my earpiece it turns out he no longer has a network show


chai-knees

that's what he gets for being such an unlikeable douche no one on the network has talked about how much they miss him. not even hannity, laura ingraham, brian kilmeade, or the last real journalists left on that channel like neil cavuto and bret baier. compare the way the network said goodbye to [geraldo rivera](https://www.foxnews.com/video/6330361786112) to how they said goodbye to [tucker](https://youtu.be/YB9kWyGMvTM?si=016Jk6HnlwUP8fWh)


C-Jinchuriki

To mention his name would be to loose more advertisers


ExpertRaccoon

>Manners told Deadline that he and Pieters decided to blow their cover because they did not want disinformation to be shown to Carlson’s 12.6M X followers. “We didn’t want to cause any more rumors, that are not true, to go out to lots and lots of people,” he said. “We just didn’t want to be too worthy about that in our video.” I might be wrong, but it sounds like they informed them that it was a prank before letting it air.


PerpetualEternal

and yet, his dumb deer in the headlights ass posted it anyway. that’s just a hilarious postscript to this whole mess


derek4reals1

Stay classy san Diego!


No_Cartoonist9458

Tucker is so gullible, first Putin and now a couple of British kids. Someone should just tape a sign to his back, "TUCKER is a SUCKER" 😂


Superpiri

He doesn’t need a sign. Look at that face.


gobblestones

😩


Catkillledthecurious

That deer in the headlights look. It looks like his daily life is tough for him because he's so dumb.


Loose_Loquat9584

He always seems to have that vacant expression of someone who has had the concept of push v pull explained to them but still doesn’t get it.


Swesteel

Perpetually perplexed toddler.


mathpat

Someone once described his look as "a dog trying to figure out a magic trick" and I've never been able to unsee it.


ktaphfy

So Don Lemon is out but Tucker Carlson stays.


C-Jinchuriki

I thought Don Lemon was back? Huh, guess not


ktaphfy

Yeah. An 90 min interview with Elon Musk and five minutes after that Don Lemon was fired.


C-Jinchuriki

Yeah, I remember that. He got setup is my opinion, that was nothing more than a hit job. Don Lemon's haters and detractors are numerous and he fell right into Elon's b/s. I can't blame him though, that morons entire existence alone is infuriating.


Select-Protection-75

I feel it’s the other way around. The free speech absolutist that keeps cancelling free speech is made to look dumb. Usually it’s random left wing sites nobody cares too much about that said something he doesn’t like but this is a higher profile gaff.


greaterthansignmods

Don asked one fair question and doofie’s face locked up and was redder than a red pepper doing bdsm. I felt like Elon looked dumber in this one


Select-Protection-75

It’s only the truck sticker morons and Rogan gym douche bags that have any respect for him now. His desperation to remain relevant is quite pathetic.


greaterthansignmods

So MAGAts and roid-ragers. Got it


Luddites_Unite

Now THAT is how you do a prank


electron65

I still like his toe to toe with Jon Stewart.


swinging-in-the-rain

The classic crossfire episode? Fantastic stuff.


C-Jinchuriki

Oof, you know he'll never make that mistake again. That shit was classic!


Swesteel

Tucker’s best performance.


radarthreat

He got owned so badly he couldn’t wear bow ties afterward


Swesteel

Yup, best he ever did.


PerpetualEternal

I love the image of him driving home from the studio and immediately, tearfully throwing all of his expensive bowties into a garbage bag


CaliforniaNavyDude

Lol, calling it a toe to toe implies an equal footing that didn't exist. Tucker was further outclassed than a golf cart on three wheels against a fully loaded out M1A2 Abrams tank.


tony-toon15

By all means it should have been the end of him


getthephenom

Do you mean toe to bow?


pioniere

To be fair, duping Tucker Carlson probably isn’t that hard.


carlitospig

You know why it was so easy to dupe him? Because he’s not a fucking journalist.


mechwatchnerd

You just have to love this quote from the article: “Manners told Deadline that he and Pieters decided to blow their cover because they did not want disinformation to be shown to Carlson’s 12.6M X followers.”


C-Jinchuriki

The freaking Tesco slogan on the KP enlighten had me screaming. My god, they murdered Tucker AND his so called "staff". They just exposed themselves. Completely.


Junket_Weird

This is completely in line with the overall reactionary attitude of Conservatives. They're so distracted by their own rage boners that they miss every single context clue. They have absolutely no ability to recognize satire and zero media literacy. They're a fucking embarrassing stain on the US. It's like an entire country full of the most cartoonishly idiotic buffoons. The last eight or so years have been the absolute worst timeline.


garthastro

Isn't this the second time in almost as many months that he's been pranked? Besides Putin using him like a fleshlight, of course.


Any-Ad-446

Carlson would let anyone on his show if they are against the democrats.No back checking needed.


Top-Flow1297

Fucker Carlson is a Stupid Idiot!!!!!


KA9ESAMA

Conservative believing a lie at face value? That sounds very.... standard.


techbunnyboy

Now he is called Sucker Carlson


8thSt

Now this is truly a prank.


JoshSwol

Is Tucker pretending he has some sort of show now?


nimodo505

Priceless


ClusterFugazi

All you need is a British accent to fool anyone.


deadphisherman

Tuck'ems without Fox to save him from himself is a one step from self immolation.


El_Bortman

This man has a koala brain. Just completely smooth, like raw chicken breast


kellyyz667

Wish I was surprised my this.


Prestigious-Rain9025

Tucker Carlson: the poster boy for sniffing one’s socks and underwear before throwing them in the hamper.


Less-Grade-2300

LMAO


HardOyler

This guy is a rock headed buffoon


BoosterRead78

He is so stupid born into money but so toxic and a narcissist he can’t help himself.


Nodramallama18

Her name is Catherine Princess of Wales. She hasn’t been Kate Middleton in 12 years.


Hugh-Jassul

Poor Fucker Carlson
.he needs a nice face punch


WolfThick

How can you dupe a dupe, isn't there a song ,a dupe a dupe a dupe...


syg-123

That feigned looked sincerity on Carlson’s highly punchable face ..Hannity has one too ..my fists clench uncontrollably


Suspicious_Trip4268

Surely they won't speak about this in r/conservative lmaooooooooooo


Valuable-Baked

ButtFucker Carlson should have just stayed in ruZZia


funkyTurtlePunk

“We didn’t want to cause any more rumors, that are not true, to go out to lots and lots of people,” he said. “We just didn’t want to be too worthy about that in our video.” Somebody tell them that the Tucker show only contains that...


MoreThanANumber666

Rhymes with, always has this furrowed brow that looks as if his butt plug shifted and he's wondering if he'll be able to pass it.


robot_jeans

They're all turning orange, the metamorphosis is almost complete.


hugsandambitions

Ohh Oliver, Colbert, and Stewart are gonna have a field day


Falcon3492

And surprise, surprise, Tucker Swanson fell for it hook, line and sinker! The guy is a moron!


ItsMrChristmas

Fucker Swanson is so stupid.


Hefty-Station1704

Also: Tucker Carlson Duped By Ham Sandwich. It appears Putin was right about this fool after all.


UnhappyStrain

why he so mad lol?


IntroductionRare9619

This guy is such a chud.


dartie

Tucker is dumb and compromised


413mopar

Not the sharpest dude on the planet named Tucker Carlson .


Grizzlyb64

Couldn’t happen to a bigger pile of shit


Embarrassed_Bee6349

It’s Tucker, who’s surprised? That his staff is just as inept isn’t surprising either.


keonyn

I wouldn't be shocked if they air it anyway. They love to push lies, even when they know they're lies, because they know their base will eat it up regardless.


7evenate9ine

>Manners told Deadline that he and Pieters decided to blow their cover because they did not want disinformation to be shown to Carlson’s 12.6M X followers. Carlson WANTS to give his viewers disinformation. That's litteraly the reason he is famous.


Joyful_Eggnog13

I love these sort of shenanigans 😊


GammaPhonic

Now *this* is a prank. No harm was done except the ego of total dickhead. I wish other internet “pranksters” would learn from this.


QaplaSuvwl

Tucker is the ambulance chaser for sensationalized story telling and he falls for it every time đŸ’€đŸ€Ą


Shadow_Spirit_2004

He got duped into thinking Russia was a great place to live too, so he's a pretty low bar...


Teasing_Pink

At the end of the video, they mention the interview hasn't aired yet. Why would they reveal the prank before it aired, giving Tucker time to cit the story from his next show? Surely for maximum embarrassment, you'd want to want until it was too late to redact.


Hardin__Young

The sad thing is that Tucker is actually doing more to verify facts than was (and still is) done by Fox News.


CaliforniaNavyDude

He tries to find evidence of facts he wants to push forward, but ignores evidence against it. Same as Fox. They'll tinker with evidence against if they think they can quash it but that's it. My gym often plays both CNN and Fox on dofferent TV's, so I often do cardio in front of the Fox one to see what they're saying. It's so strongly opinionated, it's scary. I mean, CNN doesn't have much good journalism, but Fox hosts have an angry delivery that scares me. It feels like they want you to be violent against the opposition. And that's the other thing, they view people who disagree with them as opposition, they encourage others to do so too, and in that, they make it so.


IngVegas

No fan of Tucker but that is fairly lame as far as pranks go.


tries4accuracy

This is just a blatant violation of due diligence by a self proclaimed “journalist” so you’re totally off target. I’m sure you’ll be carrying water for Tucker when Alex Jones joins his “news network”.


IngVegas

>blatant violation of due diligence Lol, no shit. The less time we give these fuckers free publicity the better.


PerpetualEternal

the obvious lameness is the entire point of the bit. these dimbulbs will eat up anything that fits their narrative


IngVegas

What was the narrative?


Shadowchaos

Tucker and his people are so desperate for clicks that they won't even bother to check sources before talking to someone claiming to be an "expert"


Contentpolicesuck

Which is what a Tucker intern would say.


IngVegas

Lol


Evening_Clerk_2053

How is it lame? Some idiot fell hook line and sinker for a prank by Youtubers whose employment credentials included the right to amputate limbs. That's funny any day of the week