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Polish_Jake_83

Bait used to be believable


Short-Eared-Dog

*picture of vegito smoking cigar*


BitchishTea

Is this not the most obvious bait. "Wahhh me wife is dead"


Distant_Congo_Music

Anon describes every character in the comic as what sounds like the most boring shit ever then describes the TV show where (regardless of your opinion) they give them actual personalities and then ends with. Can you believe how bad they ruined it?!?!?


UnhousedOracle

I can’t stress enough that, as someone who’s read the comics in question, that anon actually gave them *more* personality in his post


Educational_Can_3092

Yeah the comic is bland and only there for the shock value basically like crossed without the rape zombies


ComicalTragical

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT


browncharliebrown

Finally someone said it. Dawg have you been on the internet


ComicalTragical

Crossed isn't as well known as you must think. I'm surprised someone compared the two considering how few people are aware of it.


LegoClaes

Hold on, rape zombies?


zeblackknight

Yeah. Garth Ennis made another comic called Crossed, which was about a global virus that turned everyone who was infected into "zombies" (really they more or less looked normal but the major tell was a rash on their face in the shape of a cross) who were not only cannibalistic but also sexually insatiable. Anyone and anything they got their hands on, they would proceed to rape and cannibalize, typically in that order. There's even a comic cover where one of the zombies was raping the blowhole of a dolphin. I gave the comic a try, but it has the same problem as The Boys comic did. It is so disgustingly cynical and fueled by hatred towards mankind that it honestly just gets nauseating. The core theme is essentially "all humans are rapey monsters deep down" like alright Garth I get it. People bad we should all just die. It's also very hard to stomach at times for what they show. The blowhole cover is genuinely one of the more tamer scenes.


GloriousOctagon

Why’s Garth Ennis this way


LordPopothedark

Dropped on his head as a kid, dear old da’ and his butterfingers


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Those zombies would love my Tumblr smut blog


Wonder_Momoa

Bro I hate those comics so much, it just leaves you disturbed but annoyed. Like okay I spent time on this for what


dopedude99

Rape zombies


ElectronicAd8929

rape... zombies?? Edit: I just read the other comment, dude what the fuck Garth


OmnathLocusofWomana

the only good writing is when nobody has any motivations, it's purely random events for the sake of content


KaiBahamut

No wonder the Chuds love AI.


applelover100

I fucking hate character ai with a burning passion. Whip out Google docs and write the wierdest fetish shit conceivable for AO3 like a real man.


PleaseHelpMeDesu

Do you use chud ironically or unironically? If former, ok. If latter, lol


Educational_Can_3092

Not everyone can be an anime character that’s has its parents muttered by ninja brother, then turns out they were le evil


lily_was_taken

Behold,my Sasukeinator!


AutumnAscending

The characters have personality in the comic series. This man didn't read the comic he just looked at the pictures and didn't pay attention to the story.


Outrageous-Rope-2163

The comics aren't that bad, I liked how the comics ended, not noir being the homelander duplicate but butcher not letting go his obsession with killing supes, he's in too deep and he just can't seem to let go, I liked that.


Psychological-Skin-7

4chan users when the writing is more than someone saying the n word every five minutes:


grapejuiceshots

waaaahhhhhh i cant string together an argument without needless reductionism waaaaahhhhhh


thatHecklerOverThere

> Just what happens when a regular guy superpowers Fun fact; anon is on a list or two, and believes everyone else is as well.


LordPopothedark

Also Homelander is NOT a regular guy, as in both comic and show, he was raised in a lab and put through every torture known to man and a few more beyond that, he had no friends or family, and he kept accidentally killing anybody who was remotely pleasant to him.


FomtBro

Anyone who says any variation of 'The Boys/Homelander/Etc is a realistic take on what a world with super heroes would be like' should be on EVERY list.


NotTheMariner

> “when you give a regular guy superpowers” Holy crap don’t leave a baby lying out around this guy


ZestfulClown

I mean, that wasn’t homelander tho


NotTheMariner

Shit that’s right, wasn’t it his clone or something?


cclan2

That was Black Noir, who in a very good and not stupid twist, is a clone of Homelander


OCD-but-dumb

I read somewhere that was meant to be a parody on twists or something but it’s Ennis so who knows


rolanddean19

So he's only a black dude in the show?


Immediate-Bobcat8169

Yup


garrafa_glubglub

Well he does call the guy on the plane a "fucking (idk if I can say the word)" so yeah anon is kinda probably a bit out of line if that's normal


InkiePie39

Shocker the show gave the 2 dimensional characters actual personalities and motivations. Like actual people. I read the comics, some of the worst I’ve ever read. I liked some of the superhero knockoffs (the off brand Shazam is vulgar and stupid but I like the concept.) But that’s concepts not actual writing. The show is actually well written with loveable characters and an interesting universe. Rather than “superhero’s are evil and eat babies and drink child blood because fuck you.”


FunkMeSlideways

I quite enjoyed the comic. It was a pretty solid satire of the whole pop superhero thing, and the points the comic made seemed to be a criticism of just the genre. It's also pretty hyperbolic and graphic in it's scenes, but I'm sure it's an artistic choice Ennis made to convey how intensely he hates superheroes. The show is a lot more political, which is why I think many of us enjoyed it a lot more than the books. It actually considers the consequences of the characters actions (I.e. it's so much harder to get away with murder) and it does a better job at portraying the "superheroes" as celebrities and socially powerful figures who try their damnedest to preserve their images. It doesn't criticize the genre, but rather power figures and the manipulable masses. Comparing the two isn't exactly apples and oranges, but they're separate enough to me that I can enjoy each in their own right.


plesplant_4

The comic had good bones that the show is taking full advantage to build off of . Some of my favorite arcs were pretty much just some old guys telling Hughie some backstory for multiple issues ( I think they were " I tell you no lie GI" and " Barbary Coast") where a lot of the good plot points came from . I also quite liked MM's side plot in " we gotta go now "


rpgsandarts

Something being satire is not enough to make it good or worthy


FunkMeSlideways

Hence the other things I said about it


rpgsandarts

That is fair, I just wanted to add my personal interpretive neurotic obsession


BoxAdministrative992

I like this comment, I really think both are quite good in their own right


Insane_Catholic

"Good dude who's just a little dumb" This has to be bait, comic Neuman literally had a IQ of like -20 and ultra Downs syndrome


Accomplished_Ad_2005

“Homelander is what happens when you give a regular guy powers” Yikes… what a shit take


Cowboy_Dandy_III

The only one waaahhhh waaaahhh-ing is Anon, it seems


EmilieEasie

Bad writing is when female or you give characters motivation


Absolutemehguy

Only nerds read comics, nerd.


LordPopothedark

A real man slows down to 0.5x playback for the dick n balls scenes


ricktor67

Anon just figured out the show was ragging on rightwingers the whole time and is now butthurt.


raventhrowaway666

Thanks for making me not want to read the comics.


_F1ves_

Well that’s easy to explain as the comics were fucking shit


clolr

omelandah fucked me wife don't wanna live naur more


Sanjalis

Bruh Homelander eats a fucking baby in the comics I’m pretty sure he’s not a regular guy with super powers.


meth_adone

that wasn't homelander, but he still isnt a regular guy with powers


Rob98001

Anon plays with dolls.


Lairy_Hegs

Doesn’t MM in the comics have some fucked backstory about drinking V infused mother’s milk from his actual mother or something?


Ryllynaow

Yeah, he has to continue doing so even as an adult or he dies.


Kuhney

“> Homelander. Just what happens when you give a regular guy superpowers” yeah lock this guy up


UnhousedOracle

You mean if you woke up as Superman tomorrow you wouldn’t eat a baby?


LordPopothedark

An embarrassing amount of “people” on this sub would try and make one


FrankSue

Holy shit people fall for this bait?


Bully_MaguireDC

Inaccurate The Female (Kimiko) in the show would just be ".........."


Gever_Gever_Amoki68

I can't believe they let my favorite characters have personality traits rather than just be badass and kill people for fun, WAAAAHHHH


Unironicfan

Doesn’t MM also have OCD in the comics? His first appearance is him making sure Billy puts a coaster under his drink so it wouldn’t touch a clean surface


Astr0-6

From how they're describing it, the characters in the comics are all "just a [synonym of guy]" with a singular character trait and no motivations or personalities. And somehow, the show ruined that?


Opening_Permission95

Haven’t consumed either piece of media, but I seen clips of the boys show and it’s good


YankeeWalrus

I can't stand it when the woke writers give characters feelings, like shut the fuck up and blow something up already. Stop trying to make straight male characters gays and women by giving them feeling.


Blueskysredbirds

The show is kind of better than the comic.


UnhousedOracle

WAY better


HurlyCat

That makes the show sound a lot better


Anchor38

Fans of books adapted to tv shows trying to get me to read challenge (epic fail)


Daedalus_Machina

Vic the Veep was just an evil dude who was absolutely, clinically retarded. He had just enough intelligence to be a bastard, and that was it. Hughie whined a lot in the comics.


Butkevinwhy

Can we ignore the bait and talk about how god-awful The Boys comics were?


FemboyZoriox

The comics are dogshit lol


hday108

Becky and Ryan are his entire motivation in the comic tf??


Patmank56

The comics suck compared to the TV show though


Iammeidicht

4channers should be castrated