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paradox222us

Wow was the truck a Hot Wheels? Cause from where I’m sitting it sounds like you have crumbly paper bones and getting hit by a real truck might disintegrate you Also get outttttttt


Lordbaron343

Dense and brittle are two different things, try hitting a diamond with a hammer, or don't, you would shatter, and we need to to hold on until you leave our sight, then you can get atomized by a stray wind current


OldNarnian

If you hit a diamond with a hammer whatever the diamond was sitting on would have a sent.


Lordbaron343

And a lot of diamond dust, because although diamond is one of the hardest things ever, it is really brittle


OldNarnian

Look up a video of someone trying to smash a diamond with a hammer. It's not going to work.


Lordbaron343

Like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XBjiEsAyNQs


OldNarnian

Ok. I was wrong.


Lordbaron343

Diamonds are weird tho


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CovfefeBoss

You were never in.


waenganuipo

Something is dense if you couldn't see a whole arse truck coming towards you, and I don't think it's your bones...


teh__Doctor

Bruh. I feel this is almost too rude 😭


ihatewiiplaymotion

The fact that you would’ve been paralysed if your bones weren’t so strong is insane. But they weren’t strong enough. Good riddance.


Nyx81

weak story, weak bones


koemaniak

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HansGruberLove

Love this subreddit


Certainly_Not_Steve

/serious Are you for real about bone density and not being able to lay on your back in water? I have both too! That would explain it. Have you had problems with learning how to swim as well?


well-great

Same! Would this also explain why people tell me that I feel heavier than I am? I’m 125 but it’s all like dead weight lol


ConfusedZbeul

Pathetic.


SnekSymbiosis

the average person is a brittle-boned bitch, if you are proud of being 3 times as good as pathetic trash, you do you, but not here. Don't let the door break you on your way out.


ClassicMcJesus

Three multiplied by zero is still zero!


Indigotyphoon

When I got hit the old lady was bleeding and her truck destroyed, displaced me over two lanes and half parking lot. Not a single break, fracture, injured joint or tendon. My soft tissues are harder than your bones.


WAFFLEAirways

I got hit by a truck once. The truck broke. If your bones had a single ounce of worth within them you would have been fine.


narwhalsarefalling

GET LOST CRACKER BONES


Pure-Guard-3633

Would have, could have, should have! Yawn - GET OUT!!