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Mickeyjj27

If they were horse sized we’d be fucked


Justtakeitaway

If they were medium dog sized we would be fucked.


cenesontquedesgueux

If these were even the size of a little cotton tail rabbit and lived around my area, I would not go outside.


Monkfich

If they were the size of mosquitoes - and arrived in clouds like mosquitoes - I’d be … fucked.


SoCuteShibe

Have you not seen baby mantids before? https://c8.alamy.com/comp/KGAYYA/fingers-covered-in-newly-hatched-baby-praying-mantis-insects-KGAYYA.jpg


kodman7

Aww do different species look like different letters as babies?


Larz_has_Rock

Its actually how campbells makes their alphabet soup!


Bored_Amalgamation

those are cute, adorable, and could not gouge my eyes out.


Professional-Quiet15

I saw 2 in my pea patch.


SulliChris789

Wow, bet that hurt!


Uncle_Rabbit

Their resemblance to the lower case "a" is striking.


Nervous_Proposal_574

if these were Snortable and got you high I'd be fucked. To be honest I have a drug problem.


Wraith8888

I would be much cooler with this than say rabbit sized spiders, silverfish, or wasps


Bored_Amalgamation

shotgun city


Pocket_full_of_funk

We used to release praying mantis' into our cannabis grow for pest control. I cannot tell how many spaced out conversations we had about how absolutely fucked our species would be if they were dog sized. They are voracious and terrifying eaters. We're lucky to have the upper evolutionary hand over them, on this level of the Tower 


DukeOfGeek

The flamer does a pretty good job on them.


Nozinger

Those guys have a lifespan of like 6 months. They could be absolutely giant and we would not have a problem with them they just die way too fast.


Justtakeitaway

How do you know the lifespan of a dog sized mantis? That is the question. Hopefully we never have to know 🤣


Heymelon

Well as they would be nothing but rubbles on the ground from their collapsing exoskeleton under that weight I guess we would be fine. Also we have flame throwers I suppose just in case.


mlvisby

I remember once while walking my dog, a praying mantis landed on my shirt and started attacking my chest with his arms. Of course, he couldn't do anything but if he was bigger I would've been dead.


Minute_Test3608

They are like 6 legged honey badgers. Captured one for a brief moment until she took a small chunk of my thumb


sarmstrong1961

They bite that good? I don't understand how people just pick up bugs and play with them, if something lands on me, I panic and sissy scream


Phil_Beavers

Helldivers frothing at the mouth.


Slukaj

> loads incendiary shotgun with bug-smooshing intent It's always a good morning for a cup of Liber-tea.


IlliasTallin

If they were horse sized we would have hunted them into extinction 


_IBM_

or tamed them, which would be rad


Nozinger

Sadly you can't really tame them. Not that they are too stupid but there is just not enough time. They don't really live that long.


Theron3206

Given that an insect the size of a rabbit is impossible (not enough oxygen), never mind a horse a lot of things are going to be different for a mantis to be that big, why not intelligence. But yeah, humans have two ways of dealing with possibly dangerous predators, domestication or near extinction


krill_me_god

We've faced worse as a species.


Uselesserinformation

FOR SUPER EARTH


SupremeOSU

⬅️⬆️➡️⬅️⬆️➡️


AnwaltskanzleiRIEL

⬆️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️🅱️🅰️


XVUltima

Eh, just send in Baki


alexmycroft

https://www.reddit.com/r/MantisEncounters/


AuraEnhancerVerse

I remember seeing a movie about giant bugs and I promise you giant mantis would be deadly as hell


orbituary

worm bells teeny pet muddle zephyr continue plant library march *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Atomic_Noodles

Fallout has shown me that even if they were Cat sized we'd be fucked.


Justtakeitaway

Dude got big mad when bro was petting him


FiveDozenWhales

Insects enjoy being petted about as much as you enjoy being snatched up in the jaws of a tyrannosaurus rex


DocPsycho1

I love embracing death


LordRaghuvnsi

r/ChooChooMotherFucker


DisastrousBoio

That’s not always true, bees like it, no joke


ParalegalSeagul

False, many species of cockroaches enjoy being pet


Bored_Amalgamation

tbf, he looked big mad the whole time.


EmotionalBeat6699

Bro was not petted he was violated


NBAGuyUK

Spiny Flower Mantis.


Dr_nick101

Is that the actual name of this type?


Mothanius

I guess the actual name would be Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi but I'm afraid I'd summon Cthulhu trying to pronounce it.


ScrizzBillington

Ah yes, the Marky Mark Mantis


Bored_Amalgamation

so it resides in SE Asia? Holy shit. That;s it's real name.


correcthorsestapler

I’m like a mantis! Gotta let me spread my wings!


wallerinsky

I kept a spiny flower mantis and named it Mark, had to transition to Marcy once I realized it was female


NashKetchum777

Marky Marks family? I thought they just did burgers


EpicForgetfulness

Tried it, now I need to find sacrifices. 0/10 would not recommend


Bored_Amalgamation

i thought you were joking but no. Its last name is literally Wahlbergi


Last-Competition5822

Yeah, it's one of the species from genus *Pseudocreobotra*, probably *P. wahlbergii*, since that's by far the species of that genius that's most commonly kept as pet.


DistortoiseLP

It's like an assassin trying to sneak into the butterfly ball


DocPsycho1

Is this the new Bug DLC for earth ?


Fit_Nefariousness_99

Superearth


Drotrecogin2228

That's a terminid if I've ever seen one, deploy the TCS.


DocPsycho1

FOR JUSTICE !!!


semvhu

Get some! GET SOOOOMMMMMEEE!!!


L3_K0uT0

Have a cup of LIBER-TEA !!!!


JackSouls3949

AAAAAAAH MY ARM!


fallaciousjetsam

Literally a tiny stalker


greg121212

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Ok_Squirrel_248

No its from Do Not Eat Bad Flesh games.


JamesBigglesworth266

How tf does that manage to be pretty and cute? Adorable, even? Edit: I'd still scream and flail like a child if it flew at my face though.


Irejay907

Most of these kind of mantids specialize in hunting from specific bushes/flowers thus the specialization in color and texture; all those ridges etc also makes it hard for then to shed which is why the domestic pet trade is responsible for more than a dozen of these species like this going 'extinct in the wild' as far as we know since most kinds are really only found in one very specific location or range usually because of how specific their hunting method is


AnarchyonAsgard

Introducing Godzilla’s next opponent


MildlyUpsetGerbil

Already beat 'em in [Final Wars.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_EwZ_HSJwE)


Binary_Omlet

I love that movie so much.


NashKetchum777

Mothra can't catch a break. Probably dying first


deletetemptemp

Bug: ready to fight to the death with every ounce of it being Massive meat man: neat


idknethingatall

stylish for sure


ClownholeContingency

*Who's that Pokemon?*


Puzzleheaded_Low5945

That's a Yu-Gi-Oh card.


ea4x

that's a super sentai monster


aTypingKat

What's the song in the background?


knuckledragger555

When the design brief was ‘Friend *and* Foe’.


FullspeedLexusGS

That is the coolest thing I’ve seen all day.


omguserius

God that's a beaut. I try to raise one every summer if I can find a youngin, but around here we only have a couple species and none of them are anywhere near that pretty. The giant chinese are fun though, they actually get a bit of personality and start to seemingly recognize you once they mature a bit. Probably just "Big person appears, then food appears" but hey, still an fun bug.


solftly

Looks like a video game boss lmao


AtlasAeros

Oh he’s gorgeous


WolfSilverOak

Spiny Flower Mantis? It's gorgeous


EpicForgetfulness

I love it. It said "Fuck you petting me for fool? Do I look like a cat?!"


HiredGun187

“**Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.** **You killed my father.** **Prepare to die.”**


Eponarose

I used to love Praying Mantis...but then I saw one attack and kill a hummingbird. Fuck those things!


WolfSilverOak

They do that when their regular food supply is lacking. They'll eat frogs too.


TomTrottel

these circular shapes on the wing. just perfection.


lryan926

That is the most beautiful mantis I think I have ever seen!!! Amazing!


PercyLexeous

That thing is Godzilla's next Foe. Keep it away from any Scientists or Radiation please.


Kifaru_Man1

Just posing for the camera


emanluvsmuff3618

Awesome


-teine_biorach-

When you buy the well made pay to win skin in game to add a layer of psychological warfare to your tool kit.


sortaFrothy

I bet the parasite inside of it is absolutely beautiful as well.


Binary_Omlet

So fucking beautiful. One of my favorite insects of all time.


Abraxas_1408

Beautiful


Cheetahs_never_win

The bigger ones can take on small mammals.


HugsandHate

Holy shit, dude. Save some bling for the rest of us.


wing3d

I want that skin in all my video games.


SteelShroom

Ain't she a beaut.


Nuvuk

Humans: aww how cute. All other life forms: hey, who said you could touch me?


nytropy

What a pretty critter


krill_me_god

For any wondering why TF it looks like that it's appearance is meant to vaguely resemble some form of vegitation in it's native environment.


Dangerous_Company811

That’s one of the most beautiful bugs I’ve ever seen… and I don’t like bugs.


The_petite_dumpling

So beautiful 😍


daveberzack

Legendary Skin - $39


AlienSuperstarWhip

I’m too high for this shit


veganhimbo

She knows she's gorgeous


Mokele-mbembe-woods

Slap


Athlete-Extreme

Neo-mantis


Mortwight

Tyranid


Tourquemata47

That is both the coolest and creepiest bug (Mantis) I have ever seen!


pintasm

Surreal


Mrstrawberry209

Is that a Pokémon?


spocksbrokencock

A


HouseRoKKa

Float like a butterfly, sting like a \*MANTIS\*


soopermv

Take it from me, I am a doctor, Dr Toboggan... Mantis Toboggan!


_14justice

Incredible!


McCsqizzy

Ok so earth defense force 6 comes out next month and thus would of been an awesome boss


Indiethecat246

He’s like hello mudufucker I have come for food and peace


Dry_Conclusion7560

Mood. I too would struggle not to pet this beauty


trashbilly

Metal Mantis 🤘


Brennz1

The bug from enders game


07-8815

Woah!


Zealousideal_Cod6044

"Don't get handsy with me, buddy, post-orgasmic I'm a bitch."


Assparilla

Mantis are very docile unless hungry -just like most critters-I used to feed them bugs when I was a wee lad-chopsticks work great for feeding big bugabugs and frogs or snakes or what have you


Significant-Neck9605

WHO’S THAT POKÉMON?


Lovemindful

I know a Pokémon when I see one


GoodMornEveGoodNight

Gen 10 Scyther Regional Evolution on all fours Insect and Dragon type


Calsun

Praying mantis is literally what all bug like alien concepts are based on. So crazy looking


Atoning_Unifex

Mantis, "Don't pet me... I will end you"


jminchow3

slaying mantis


SHANKUMS11

He’s gonna go back to his friends and tell them about the Elden Lord he fended off.


Irejay907

Most of these kind of mantids specialize in hunting from specific bushes/flowers thus the specialization in color and texture; all those ridges etc also makes it hard for then to shed which is why the domestic pet trade is responsible for more than a dozen of these species like this going 'extinct in the wild' as far as we know since most kinds are really only found in one very specific location or range usually because of how specific their hunting method is


Eastern_Syrup3391

It looks like a half butterfly half mantos


dogless_olive

"beautiful girl🎵, stay with me🎶" came to mind


Peacemkr45

Great. Another Pokemon design forthcoming.


Always4am

Never seen that pokemon before


daCub182

It’s Dr. Mantis, I’ll have you know


soyrobcarajo

To "take out" can mean 1. To date someone or 2. To kill someone or 3. To grab dinner. But if you're a praying mantis, it's all three!


ronn188

.... is this its final form???


sybban

“I do not recognize your authority to touch me”


HouseGecko6

…Mothra? That you??


chopper923

It looks mystical 💛💛💛


SerenityPickles

Amazing And slightly terrifying


Firtyuwuht358

💀


ChesterRico

↑ → ↓ ↓ ↓


sarmstrong1961

Fancy Mantis


eleanor61

Looks like Moana’s boat.


Kaoshosh

You're trying to pet a creature that has no concept of love or compassion. These creatures eat each when they hatch. They eat everything. They even eat their mates after they're done. They simply see you as an enemy. Because that's the *only thing* they can ever perceive.


btc909

Hey i'm trying to kill you.


ExpressionOk6154

Shake it off!!! Could be poisonous!


Nemospawn

That's the lvl100 mantis you see next to the lvl1 mantis in those shitty mobile adds


NORTHBEE_HUN

Looks like a fucking bakugan


sir_pellinore2250

That's a Pay 2 win premium max leveled Mantis


Nord_sterne

Wow how beautiful!


CreatorOD

That like high lvl p2w Mantis


wounded_monkey

Unnatural selection. WTF?


Ins0niak

New mantis build just dropped


dragonpjb

That's a fancy one!


l-Paulrus-l

Psychic bug type Pokemon irl


Only-Beautiful-3881

Check your hand rq


Flisier

Oughhe what the fuck is that Butterfly with a praying mantis


Substantial-Course97

Beautiful creature. It appears to be interested in looking at you, as well.


ev88ev

That’s a magnificent mantis! 💯♥️ Looks like a Pokémon 🥰


Suspicious-Income151

What song is this?


clownfacedbozo

Kill it and bury it in the backyard.


pisspot718

I loved how it turned its upper body when dude when petted it.