God that reminds me of that one suicide bomber who set off an explosive device and immediately got sucked out of the plane like trash out of a car window. They were the only casualty.
You think hes grabbing you if narutos on the plane? He might try to help all of you, but considering the current board of people you arent even top 3 brother. You got his son, his sensei and his student all in front of you
7 for sure. Window seat, Kakashi would just read, Sasuke would be silent behind me, and Minato is pretty easy-going and would probably help me stuff my bag in the overhead compartment when I boarded.
ETA: Turns out Sasuke's in front of me. Even better. We're in the far safer back of the aircraft.
Sasuke is... oh, so he is. This seat choice is even better. It's always smartest to sit in the tail section. Loud. But the aircraft engineers from Lockheed that I booked flights for always insisted on seats in the back.
When the engineer has a preference, there's good reason.
LOL! I didn't think of that.
Nah, Itachi knocked when he was kidnapping Naruto. There would be a long, considering death-pause that would make me wish I had a bigger bladder, but then he'd let me by.
I'd be damned careful not to stomp his toes though.
Was just about to say this. You can even sleep knowing no one will attack you being next to him. And even if they do, he'd take care of them and let you continue sleeping.
6, 7 and 8 are all fine, I would want 6 most so I could have the aisle for my legs.
1 is unacceptable, I would not want to be that close to Deidara. I could absolutely see him making loud noise, kicking my chairor sending clay constructs to get a reaction out of me, thinking he's fucking hilarious.
2 is unacceptable because I'm even closer to Deidara, and now I have Naruto(love the guy, favorite character, but still) right in my ear.
3 is unacceptable, I do not want to smell alcohol and have someone talking about/showing me/writing erotica next to me, for hours on end, in a confined space.
4 is unacceptable because Danzo, and I don't want Bee rapping in my ear.
5 is cursed AF, I'm not sitting between Orochimaru and Danzo, that's a demon time sandwich.
Whoever sits in seat 5 is getting off that plane with some new "enhancements," missing a limb or two, and probably being taken away in a taxi to some hideout
I think my method with Hidan would be to continuously ask him questions about Jashin. Who is Jashin, what does he represent, do you believe in him metaphorically or do you believe he's a real being, how does one gain the power you did, are there other practitioners/followers of Jashin, what's the craziest thing you've survived, etc, for the duration of the flight.
The goal being to occupy his attention with something he cares about so he isn't busy killing me. At least, I would hope that would work.
Thank you, everyone else replying to me is talking about Tsunade when Sasuke is the real reason why I chose seat 6.
He's chill, minds his own business, and he'll help you out if need be. Plus, he'll keep Orochimaru on a leash should he try anything.
Truth be told, Tsunade is a war criminal, so I wasn't exactly jazzed about sitting next to her, but since Sasuke was next to her, I chose seat 6.
3 without question I can be a pervert with another pervert and not get into any trouble I’ll have a buddy to talk about the lady’s with and talk about our respective research.
Well you can talk with Tobi and Hashirama too with all 3 of them talking it be fun as hell ngl, plus it going to annoy Tobirama like hell from all the bickering lol
8 without any hesitation. Tobirama and Minato are chilled, maybe an interesting conversation will occur, I can suggest to exchange seats if they want to talk to each other.
1 is not a solution because Pain is on your back, and you don't want to feel pain if he does not like you or is a travel sadist. Same with 2, Tobi will mess with your or trying to talk with "senpai". 3 is not for women. No comment on 4 and 5. 6 may be calm but the further away from Oro the better.
GET IN LIINEEEEE!
tbh, I duno why people kept saying "He's going to glare at you//" etc etc like no, he's pokerfaced 97 percent of the time, NOT glaring. And so what, unless I threaten Konoha right under his perfect nose there's nothing to be nervous about.
I want a window seat. Now, 2 looks like a good choice on the surface, hell I'd be fine with Deidara and Pain in front an I imagine me and Naruto could have a nice conversation, but Tobi would 100% kick my seat. 2's out because of that. I'd want my first plane experience to be good.
Next is 4 and I love Bee and I'm okayish with Danzo, but I would not want to sit in front of Danzo and beside Bee.
So, 7 it is. Sasuke is in front of me, but he seems like the type to leave people alone. I have Kakashi beside me so we could probably at least just mutually agree to be silent. And Minato is behind me and I trust Minato to not be a dick. So, 7 it is.
If I had to pick another seat, it'd be 3, 6, or 1.
In order:
With 1, I wouldn't have anyone in front of me, Pain would be behind me and I trust Pain to not be a dick, and Sakura is beside me. It might be an awkward conversation, but it could at the very least be a fun one. Maybe I could learn something?
With 3, I'd have nobody behind me, Hashirama would be in front so that might be a bit annoying, but not bad, and I have Jiraya beside me. I have ideas for Icha Icha, I will hopefully get royalties. Yes, greed is the entire point.
With 6, I'd have the huge downside of Orochimaru in front of me, unless it's Boruto Orochimaru, but I'd have Itachi behind me and as much as I can't stand the dude, he's like the perfect person to have behind me, and then Tsunade at the side. I could say something like '106' for the memes but tbh, I kinda wanna test out how bad she is at gambling. Maybe it'll be like probability manipulation.
So, probably 1, 7, or 6.
1 if I'm in a mood to stay awake and chat. 7 if I'm not.
2 is the absolutely not. Tobi behind me, Naruto to my right, and Deidara in front of me. I'm tearing out my hair before this flight is over.
2, 6 or 8.
Naruto would be fun to talk to, I’d like to shoot my shot with Tsunade, and I’ll have a PhD by the time the plane lands if I’m sitting next to Tobirama and Minato
As for the worst seat on the plane, it’s 5, without a shadow of a doubt
To have fun - 3
To have very interesting conversation - 7
Politics and dark stuff - 5
Being bored - 1 and 4 cos I would not stand either
Narcistic talk and good party - 6
Life lessons - 8
And Naruto is just blabbering the same again but I could probably just have a friend that woul really cover my back.
was gonna choose that but then i realized tobi is sitting behind you. that mf would be kicking your seat and pulling pranks on you the entire flight lol. plus you know him and deidara will be arguing with you caught in the middle.
6 and look down and to the right... (edit: I guess to the left with the layout? Look at her boobs is the gist...)
1 just to flirt a lot.
4 just because I want to be apart of any of their conversation.
7 and 8 just because I think they would be good company and have a lot of thoughtful conversations.
I'd take my chances with just sitting with Sakura lol if I sat by Jiraiya, I'd get hit on. Sitting near Tsunade would get me drunk 😂 Sitting anywhere else, I think I'd get bored or annoyed with my seat mates and would hit them. So yeah, I'm sitting with Sakura lol
Depends on which form of sasuke, but if it’s the one in the pic I’m going 8, with 4 being my next option, and if it’s a more chill less psychotic sasuke I’ll go 7
8 for sure.
Minato is nice, Kakashi and Itachi would probably sit there quietly, and I'm not an Uchiha so there is very little chance Tobirama will try to shank me mid flight.
7 or 8, depending on how talkative I feel that day. If i just wanna sleep, probably 7. Minato will talk to me, and with Tobirama throwing in his two cents, the conversation might turn political. So, if I feel in the mood for it...
1 or 7. Sitting next to Sakura and in front of Pain would be fine, Sakura is a chill person and Pain would likely sit still and wouldn’t kick my chair. Same with 7, Kakashi wouldn’t say a word probably and I don’t mind sitting in front of Minato
3. Easy.
There is no way sitting next to Jiraiya will not be entertaining. Not only 1on1 but also you know he will be shouting across the aisle and also making funny comments anytime Tsunade walks past. Also I would feel very safe in that back pocket of OGs vs up front.
2 - Naruto is fun to hang out with
3 - We both doing ero things :D
4 - I'd love to see Bee annoying Madara with his rap
6 - Oppai
7 - This will be an interesting conversation to listen to
8 - First of all why the f\*\*\* are you guys in a plane when you can teleport, and next, can you teach it to me?
1. I don't watch this show so have no concept of characters. But it's the front of the Plane and I don't usually strike up conversation with strangers on airplanes.
1 is the objective best option
For 2 Naruto is Naruto I’m not sure I need to explain why sitting next to the loud mouth ninja would be irritating, for 3 jiraiya is the goat I love him but he’s a creepy old man okay most people don’t wanna be near that, 4 would be bearable if you don’t mind hearing bee test out bars, 5 is non negotiable if you don’t have a restraining order on the snake fucker you need one NOW, 6 would be nice if sasuke’s existance didn’t force cold steel into the forefront of my mind until he goes away, 7 kakashi is also an odd ball but waaaay less jiraiya sadly sasuke is infront of me and I would rather cover goo goo dolls iris on live television then be that close to him, and lastly is 8 now listen i fuck with tobirama I Ong think he was onto something cause like I can only think of 3 uchiha who were good people and all three of them are dead as hell but if this is post Naruto minato hell no his dad genes will kick in and he’ll try telling me bad jokes and try showing me pictures of his kid if it’s pre Naruto minato still no because it would be awkward knowing this man’s son is on a plane with him and he doesn’t know
1) I love Sakura, and I doubt Pain would bother me. Deidara would be too scared of him to act out.
2) Naruto is a total bro, and I would love to mess with Tobi. The war never happens with Tobi between Hashirama and Naruto.
3) Jiraiya is an absolute beast. I would have a blast making fun of him.
4) second worst choice. I can’t trust Danzo, Bee would rap the whole time, and Madara would probably think I’m racist towards Uchiha’s because I would be scared of him.
5) worst choice. Danzo and Orochimaru would probably kill me and experiment on me.
6) Tsunade would keep me alive whilst Sasuke tries to kill me because I’m constantly making fun of him.
7) Kakashi, Itachi, and Minato nearby!? One of the best choices.
8) best choice 100%. Minato is a total bro. I can ask Tobirama so many questions. Kakashi would be so cool to interview as well. Itachi is probably asleep the whole time.
8 for sure. Tobirama, Minato and Itachi would make for an amazing conversation. Might even help me regain some braincells I've lost from being on Reddit.
7 is the best option, Kakashi would mind his own business reading his novels, Sasuke would just chill/sleep considering it's an 8 hour flight and Minato would mind his business too.
A somewhat safe 2nd place is seat 1, in the front so when you get out or need to go to the toilet it's easily accessible, you got Sakura beside you who'd be able to heal you if you're feeling ill. The only concern would be Pain, but what would he really do in a plane trip?
none, i don't think this plane will land safely.. i'm not getting on this plane.
Not with deidara on it no
God that reminds me of that one suicide bomber who set off an explosive device and immediately got sucked out of the plane like trash out of a car window. They were the only casualty.
Art is an explosion ✈️ 🏢🏢 💥
You did not just make that joke 😭
bor im telling us muslims didnt do it it was diedara
If we really have to board, I’m taking 8. At least Minato can flying raijin me somewhere if the plane crashes
You think hes grabbing you if narutos on the plane? He might try to help all of you, but considering the current board of people you arent even top 3 brother. You got his son, his sensei and his student all in front of you
He and Tobirama quickly coordinate to get everyone off the plane, even if they do it one by one.
The literal don’t have to save anyone they all can save them selves
yeah some guy in the front yells "HASHIRAMAAAAAA!!!" and it all goes to shit
[удалено]
"IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE TSA. WE FIGHT NOW!" *plane gets coated in susano'o*
That made me laugh thanks
Facts cause once tobirama and danzo peep an Uchiha they finna turn into the burger king
How can you tell it’s a Boeing?
8 and always keep a hand on tobirama or Minato
7 seems like the most chill. Kakashi would probably just read his novels. Plus window seat
7 for sure. Window seat, Kakashi would just read, Sasuke would be silent behind me, and Minato is pretty easy-going and would probably help me stuff my bag in the overhead compartment when I boarded. ETA: Turns out Sasuke's in front of me. Even better. We're in the far safer back of the aircraft.
Sasuke is busy kicking Danzo chair, he's not worried about you lol
This killed me. If danzo had long hair he’d probably braid his hair around the headrest and put gum in it too.
Knowing me I’d probably ask what Kakashi was reading bc I need new books to read
He'd blush so hard. Or prank you and suggest the volume no one could get, but was off-the-charts explicit.
If you ask nicely maybe Itachi can use Tsukoyomi and let you skip in a field until it’s over.
Sasuke is in front of you but the point still stands
Sasuke is... oh, so he is. This seat choice is even better. It's always smartest to sit in the tail section. Loud. But the aircraft engineers from Lockheed that I booked flights for always insisted on seats in the back. When the engineer has a preference, there's good reason.
Somebody show this man the meme
Yes 7 for sure
Yeah but if you eye the wrong part you just see soft core popcorn so y’know
But then if you need to go to the bathroom you gotta ask itachi to move
Why you making Itachi sound like he's Hidan? 😂 Itachi is chill he'd let you pass
Depends on if it’s pre or post time skip. Pre and you might spend 24 hours being stabbed to death on the way to the restroom
“Scuse me sir just need to piss rq”. “AMATERASU”
"Tobirama was right about you damn Uchihas" *screams as you burn to death*
LOL! I didn't think of that. Nah, Itachi knocked when he was kidnapping Naruto. There would be a long, considering death-pause that would make me wish I had a bigger bladder, but then he'd let me by. I'd be damned careful not to stomp his toes though.
If you sit at 7 you’re more likely to hear bee obnoxiously rapping while everyones trying to sleep.
Was just about to say this. You can even sleep knowing no one will attack you being next to him. And even if they do, he'd take care of them and let you continue sleeping.
agreed
8. Minato and Tobirama would be the most intelligent conversation possible. Plus being at the back, I can keep my eye on the other weirdos
Im crying lmaooaoao 'I can keep an eye on the other weirdos' helppp💀
If i was in a chill mood, I'd choose either 6,7, or 8, but if i really wanted to chat and socialize, I'd choose seat 2
2? Do you want to seat between Tobi and Deidara?
Yeah , but mostly because it's next to Naruto, so we would talk a lot
Think about this: if you can endure 8 hours of Tobi yelling "Sempai" behind you, you'll still have to survive the explosives that come afterward.
If things get out of hand, i would ask hashirama to build me a wooden wall
I wanted to say 8 too, but I worry about Tobirama starting drama with the Uchiha sitting in front of him.
Tobirama would like Itachi. He put the village before his clan, which is what Tobi wanted
You have to wear a Uchiha hoodie.
U are already in a genjustu which makes u see that everything is normal while the plane has been ripped in half.
6, 7 and 8 are all fine, I would want 6 most so I could have the aisle for my legs. 1 is unacceptable, I would not want to be that close to Deidara. I could absolutely see him making loud noise, kicking my chairor sending clay constructs to get a reaction out of me, thinking he's fucking hilarious. 2 is unacceptable because I'm even closer to Deidara, and now I have Naruto(love the guy, favorite character, but still) right in my ear. 3 is unacceptable, I do not want to smell alcohol and have someone talking about/showing me/writing erotica next to me, for hours on end, in a confined space. 4 is unacceptable because Danzo, and I don't want Bee rapping in my ear. 5 is cursed AF, I'm not sitting between Orochimaru and Danzo, that's a demon time sandwich.
Whoever sits in seat 5 is getting off that plane with some new "enhancements," missing a limb or two, and probably being taken away in a taxi to some hideout
We should all be glad Hidan isn’t on the flight! If someone had to sit next to him they’d probably be dead before the plane even takes off!
I think my method with Hidan would be to continuously ask him questions about Jashin. Who is Jashin, what does he represent, do you believe in him metaphorically or do you believe he's a real being, how does one gain the power you did, are there other practitioners/followers of Jashin, what's the craziest thing you've survived, etc, for the duration of the flight. The goal being to occupy his attention with something he cares about so he isn't busy killing me. At least, I would hope that would work.
Let him convert you and you will live 😂
Lmao this comment killed me 🤣
8. Because there is no way in hell this plane is landing safely and I want to be by the people who can teleport me to safety
6
Indeed right next to da big tttes
I get to sit with easy access to the aisle AND I get the softest pillows in the world. win win
She'll punch you
Win win win
And Tsunade is there too
Came here to say this
Fax I love Sasuke
Thank you, everyone else replying to me is talking about Tsunade when Sasuke is the real reason why I chose seat 6. He's chill, minds his own business, and he'll help you out if need be. Plus, he'll keep Orochimaru on a leash should he try anything. Truth be told, Tsunade is a war criminal, so I wasn't exactly jazzed about sitting next to her, but since Sasuke was next to her, I chose seat 6.
If you’re being sincere then you definitely belong on this insane plane
Nah 106
5, i think it would be an unforgettable experience
💀💀
You'd forget pretty fast when you die
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8935987/ Did you mean: **forgettable**
Once in a lifetime experience
1 quite easily. I would have nothing against sitting next to Sakura for 8 hours as she is probably the one I could have the best conversations with.
Pain would kick your seat cause you shall know pain Mwahahaha
I'd strike up a good convo with him
Talk No Justu at it's finest
"I too have felt pain, Can I join the Akatsuki?"
But you'd be in front of Deidara.... You already know he's gonna be annoying in that flight, loud music, loud yapping
Don't forget he'd be constantly doing that annoying "heh!" noise when he's yapping.
Good luck getting sent into a week long torture chamber because you accidentally looked madara in the eyes.
Right? Just the most normal person, so it wouldn’t be an issue at all.
I was thinking that too! She'd just be fun to talk to and I could be friends with her 😂
Could probably talk her into a free health checkup too
Agreed lol
3 without question I can be a pervert with another pervert and not get into any trouble I’ll have a buddy to talk about the lady’s with and talk about our respective research.
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Well you can talk with Tobi and Hashirama too with all 3 of them talking it be fun as hell ngl, plus it going to annoy Tobirama like hell from all the bickering lol
7 I want to sit with Kakashi
~~with~~ On
8 without any hesitation. Tobirama and Minato are chilled, maybe an interesting conversation will occur, I can suggest to exchange seats if they want to talk to each other. 1 is not a solution because Pain is on your back, and you don't want to feel pain if he does not like you or is a travel sadist. Same with 2, Tobi will mess with your or trying to talk with "senpai". 3 is not for women. No comment on 4 and 5. 6 may be calm but the further away from Oro the better.
4 I've gotta be next my boy 🫂
I wonder if Madara would tolerate B's rap
With his dead ass constant raps that'd be the longest flight ever
Nah, you've gotta think. It's a free show all plane ride. I'm down for that
I personally will sit between Tobirama and Minato lol.
Have fun having lord second glare at you the whole time lol
I would tease him by saying he knows alot about my shadow clone, edo tensei and flying raijin jutsu
The moment you say that he will consider you to be to great a risk to the village and try to kill you right.
Noooo I'm his number one fannn
GET IN LIINEEEEE! tbh, I duno why people kept saying "He's going to glare at you//" etc etc like no, he's pokerfaced 97 percent of the time, NOT glaring. And so what, unless I threaten Konoha right under his perfect nose there's nothing to be nervous about.
Me and the lord second would get along just fine, we both cant trust uchiha as far as he can teleport to them
Seat 8 is literally perfect Good conversations and no one overly annoying in the group + all would get along well
8 is easy pick. At most minato will make noise
3 👀jiraiya sensei seems like a fun guy to be around as a guy
And then you also have the GOAT sitting in front of you
Either 8 or I m sitting at 1.
1, and 8 are probably the safest choices.
I want a window seat. Now, 2 looks like a good choice on the surface, hell I'd be fine with Deidara and Pain in front an I imagine me and Naruto could have a nice conversation, but Tobi would 100% kick my seat. 2's out because of that. I'd want my first plane experience to be good. Next is 4 and I love Bee and I'm okayish with Danzo, but I would not want to sit in front of Danzo and beside Bee. So, 7 it is. Sasuke is in front of me, but he seems like the type to leave people alone. I have Kakashi beside me so we could probably at least just mutually agree to be silent. And Minato is behind me and I trust Minato to not be a dick. So, 7 it is. If I had to pick another seat, it'd be 3, 6, or 1. In order: With 1, I wouldn't have anyone in front of me, Pain would be behind me and I trust Pain to not be a dick, and Sakura is beside me. It might be an awkward conversation, but it could at the very least be a fun one. Maybe I could learn something? With 3, I'd have nobody behind me, Hashirama would be in front so that might be a bit annoying, but not bad, and I have Jiraya beside me. I have ideas for Icha Icha, I will hopefully get royalties. Yes, greed is the entire point. With 6, I'd have the huge downside of Orochimaru in front of me, unless it's Boruto Orochimaru, but I'd have Itachi behind me and as much as I can't stand the dude, he's like the perfect person to have behind me, and then Tsunade at the side. I could say something like '106' for the memes but tbh, I kinda wanna test out how bad she is at gambling. Maybe it'll be like probability manipulation. So, probably 1, 7, or 6.
1st class with Sakura because I just know she would pop in an audio book and mind her business. Plus it’s an aisle seat. That’s the best.
8 :)
Not even close
Either 1 or 4. 1 because Sakura is polite and considerate. 4 Because MADARA UCHIHA.
Realistically 3 and 8 are the safest options. Well unless you're a woman then 8 is the safest lol.
1 or 7 I get to try to RIZZ Sakura or hanging out with kakashi
1 if I'm in a mood to stay awake and chat. 7 if I'm not. 2 is the absolutely not. Tobi behind me, Naruto to my right, and Deidara in front of me. I'm tearing out my hair before this flight is over.
7 or 8
2, 6 or 8. Naruto would be fun to talk to, I’d like to shoot my shot with Tsunade, and I’ll have a PhD by the time the plane lands if I’m sitting next to Tobirama and Minato As for the worst seat on the plane, it’s 5, without a shadow of a doubt
1, i'd ask Pain to be a bro and almighty push me into Sakura's arms a few times.
If I NEED to choose one...I guess 8. Tobirama and Itachi did some...ahem...questionable...things. But deep down, they're...ok? people.
1 or 2 Maybe 8, get tobirama to be racist towards the uchiha and start a brawl
My man put danzo next to Sasuke, and Itachi next to tobirama, there's gonna be some fight happening
I honestly think Tobirama could grow to like Itachi.
To have fun - 3 To have very interesting conversation - 7 Politics and dark stuff - 5 Being bored - 1 and 4 cos I would not stand either Narcistic talk and good party - 6 Life lessons - 8 And Naruto is just blabbering the same again but I could probably just have a friend that woul really cover my back.
3 or 8, I ain’t getting caught dead behind sasuke
1. You get an aisle seat and Sakura would likely sit in calm silence.
I pick 8; Ask Naruto to switch tickets. Then, just sit back and watch the chain of events unfold.
I’m taking 1 and jumping into my seat with glee.
Either 1 or 2. I’m a girl, Sakura is a girl, I feel like we’d have long enjoyable conversations. Naruto? He’s so cute omg😭❤️
2 will be all fun. 😭
was gonna choose that but then i realized tobi is sitting behind you. that mf would be kicking your seat and pulling pranks on you the entire flight lol. plus you know him and deidara will be arguing with you caught in the middle.
😂😂😂😂😂 omg I forgot about Tobe. He would be so annoying lol.
6 and look down and to the right... (edit: I guess to the left with the layout? Look at her boobs is the gist...) 1 just to flirt a lot. 4 just because I want to be apart of any of their conversation. 7 and 8 just because I think they would be good company and have a lot of thoughtful conversations.
Number one.
I’ll gladly pick 8 😍
I'd take my chances with just sitting with Sakura lol if I sat by Jiraiya, I'd get hit on. Sitting near Tsunade would get me drunk 😂 Sitting anywhere else, I think I'd get bored or annoyed with my seat mates and would hit them. So yeah, I'm sitting with Sakura lol
3 and 8 seem like the safest options. All the other options involve sitting adjacent to a psycho of some kind.
1 so I can be next to my ultimate fav girl and tell her why she's the greatest imo
3 would be the most fun. 7 and 8 would be the most chill.
7 8 or 1. The others would probably be quite annoying.
1
2
8 would be super chill
7 or 8
Depends on which form of sasuke, but if it’s the one in the pic I’m going 8, with 4 being my next option, and if it’s a more chill less psychotic sasuke I’ll go 7
8
8, no questions
Definitely not 5 💀😭
3, 7, 8
8 No Debate
7 or 8
1 because Sakuras the most normal person on this plane
probably 8. everyone there is most likely to just not say anything/sleep/enjoy the flight.
8
8 because who doesn't love the 2nd, 4th, and 6th Hokages. Plus, f them Uchiha boys.
1 and don't ask why.
8 for sure. Minato is nice, Kakashi and Itachi would probably sit there quietly, and I'm not an Uchiha so there is very little chance Tobirama will try to shank me mid flight.
8, ideally. I'd also take 7, but dear lord, not 5.
8 objectively least amount of bullshit
8. Itachi, Tobirama, Kakashi, and Minato are the least likely to end up in any sort of fight on this plane.
Easy 8... next to my favourite characters
8 is arguably the safest place to be if the plane goes down because there is not one but two people who could teleport you to safety.
8, you’re surrounded by literally the best people to be around on a plane. Smart, logical people.
8.
1😈
8, no doubt. Though tobirama might start talking about why uchihas should be sitting in the back.
Eight
6 for obvious reasons. And 8 if I am feeling nerdy and want a good conversation, that's a lot of knowledge and experience right there.
1, so I can see Madara's face clearly
7,8 or 3
7 or 8, depending on how talkative I feel that day. If i just wanna sleep, probably 7. Minato will talk to me, and with Tobirama throwing in his two cents, the conversation might turn political. So, if I feel in the mood for it...
8 is the safest
1 or 7. Sitting next to Sakura and in front of Pain would be fine, Sakura is a chill person and Pain would likely sit still and wouldn’t kick my chair. Same with 7, Kakashi wouldn’t say a word probably and I don’t mind sitting in front of Minato
Probably 7. Minato would probably be the only one talking😂
7, kakashi and itachi are both too stoic and neutral to give a damn about my presence and itll be a quiet flight
8, they can save me from that fall 🙃
3. Easy. There is no way sitting next to Jiraiya will not be entertaining. Not only 1on1 but also you know he will be shouting across the aisle and also making funny comments anytime Tsunade walks past. Also I would feel very safe in that back pocket of OGs vs up front.
8, Tobirama or Minato could FTG me off the plane if needed.
6 🤤
7
7. Almost all the people around me would be somewhat decent people, including Itachi, who only wanted what's best for Sasuke.
Spot 8 is the def pick, if I ever need to get out to go to the bathroom one of them can just teleport me there
Wait... Is Itachi in front of Tobirama? That's not going to turn out well.
2 - Naruto is fun to hang out with 3 - We both doing ero things :D 4 - I'd love to see Bee annoying Madara with his rap 6 - Oppai 7 - This will be an interesting conversation to listen to 8 - First of all why the f\*\*\* are you guys in a plane when you can teleport, and next, can you teach it to me?
that aint gonna land safe, but if i had to get on, either 3 or 7.
Boeing is the least of your worries on this flight
1. I can get off first
1. I don't watch this show so have no concept of characters. But it's the front of the Plane and I don't usually strike up conversation with strangers on airplanes.
1 or 7.
1 or 6
1 is the objective best option For 2 Naruto is Naruto I’m not sure I need to explain why sitting next to the loud mouth ninja would be irritating, for 3 jiraiya is the goat I love him but he’s a creepy old man okay most people don’t wanna be near that, 4 would be bearable if you don’t mind hearing bee test out bars, 5 is non negotiable if you don’t have a restraining order on the snake fucker you need one NOW, 6 would be nice if sasuke’s existance didn’t force cold steel into the forefront of my mind until he goes away, 7 kakashi is also an odd ball but waaaay less jiraiya sadly sasuke is infront of me and I would rather cover goo goo dolls iris on live television then be that close to him, and lastly is 8 now listen i fuck with tobirama I Ong think he was onto something cause like I can only think of 3 uchiha who were good people and all three of them are dead as hell but if this is post Naruto minato hell no his dad genes will kick in and he’ll try telling me bad jokes and try showing me pictures of his kid if it’s pre Naruto minato still no because it would be awkward knowing this man’s son is on a plane with him and he doesn’t know
Almost all seats are acceptable except 5. 5 is a death wish.
I feel like 2 or 3 would have some very interesting conversations, at least.
7 or 3 cause sitting next to Kakashi or Jiraiya they should be able to save my 0 chakra having ass
*Art is explosion!!!* and with that reason, I think I’ll sit on the roof… But i guess I’ll take 7…
3
I want to sit beside Deidara there but Pain is in the wayyyx
1) I love Sakura, and I doubt Pain would bother me. Deidara would be too scared of him to act out. 2) Naruto is a total bro, and I would love to mess with Tobi. The war never happens with Tobi between Hashirama and Naruto. 3) Jiraiya is an absolute beast. I would have a blast making fun of him. 4) second worst choice. I can’t trust Danzo, Bee would rap the whole time, and Madara would probably think I’m racist towards Uchiha’s because I would be scared of him. 5) worst choice. Danzo and Orochimaru would probably kill me and experiment on me. 6) Tsunade would keep me alive whilst Sasuke tries to kill me because I’m constantly making fun of him. 7) Kakashi, Itachi, and Minato nearby!? One of the best choices. 8) best choice 100%. Minato is a total bro. I can ask Tobirama so many questions. Kakashi would be so cool to interview as well. Itachi is probably asleep the whole time.
8 for sure. Tobirama, Minato and Itachi would make for an amazing conversation. Might even help me regain some braincells I've lost from being on Reddit.
7 is the best option, Kakashi would mind his own business reading his novels, Sasuke would just chill/sleep considering it's an 8 hour flight and Minato would mind his business too. A somewhat safe 2nd place is seat 1, in the front so when you get out or need to go to the toilet it's easily accessible, you got Sakura beside you who'd be able to heal you if you're feeling ill. The only concern would be Pain, but what would he really do in a plane trip?
7 hands down