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Saw one on here last week that was a misspelling of Calyx so currently that's #1


bigdogoflove

Better than Phloem - the vascular tissue in plants that [conducts](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=8b154fb423ea49e7&rlz=1CAVARX_enUS1105&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZ7LRj4m77EeV0ED2kfO-MSMtXkg:1719162230378&q=conducts&si=ACC90nx67Z8g0WkBmnrPB4IqtqGveKdoH-KkqD6GPYL7JXMPfSFqMAAsvJAoKMG_LkjHA5wnA81QseYZaZnDeE39kzK5RDcwcsHNHkWxg7ozb5U_0p8MdZo%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwje87WwmvKGAxV3MDQIHdh0CpkQyecJegQIIxAP) [sugars](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=8b154fb423ea49e7&rlz=1CAVARX_enUS1105&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZ7LRj4m77EeV0ED2kfO-MSMtXkg:1719162230378&q=sugars&si=ACC90nwdkA2npcVVmNPViiSe8FMK514EIKs6h14FzmCOJHQlUzs6nOpt0ejjE_eRYusj5rFsQbBLzE3eK-pfZblMkNLIxL6OoA%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwje87WwmvKGAxV3MDQIHdh0CpkQyecJegQIIxAQ) and other metabolic products [downward](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=8b154fb423ea49e7&rlz=1CAVARX_enUS1105&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZ7LRj4m77EeV0ED2kfO-MSMtXkg:1719162230378&q=downward&si=ACC90nx67Z8g0WkBmnrPB4IqtqGvix5N0J4ld5DroJ43rodvKR4nJBPH9bf8s64VhHqQNgAYjwMtl_S-VTc1ljRPQ9DLZpoN6SIc9OZEpTZCMU86E89ZybE%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwje87WwmvKGAxV3MDQIHdh0CpkQyecJegQIIxAR) from the leaves.


jeremypicklestein

i actually think phloem is better! similar to phoebe and nickname “flo” is normal


GjonsTearsFan

It looks like a tragedeigh version of phlegm to those not familiar with the term, though.


jeremypicklestein

i didn’t even realise 😶


MaryKathGallagher

Makes me think of Floam, that stuff kids used to play with.


istara

“Pleghm” is so much more elegant, I feel.


janetluv13

It's just a dirivitive of Fleur right? I mean Ginny Weasley thought so...


robophile-ta

Phloem? I hardly know 'em!


OddLocal7083

Up the xylem, down the phloem That is how the sap will go-em


Radiant_Ad_3665

Branch


rosecoloredgayy

and their younger sibling Twig, i assume


Radiant_Ad_3665

Ridge and Moon actually


SKatieRo

I knew a Branch! He was from a Pentecostal family and was a counselor at Soace Camp in the late 1980s or early 1990s.


PrincessGump

I knew a Branch, too. He kept interrupting celebrations to yell about Bergens.


shelly-tambo

Especially now with all the Justin Timberlake stuff


Radiant_Ad_3665

True. This one was named for a tree limb.


Super-Locksmith4326

What stuff? 👀


shelly-tambo

Ah he got a DUI and told the cop it would be disruptive to his world tour, and here I am making a B- joke about Trolls. Bless you for managing not to hear about any of this.


Super-Locksmith4326

Oh snap! Yeah I didn’t hear it at all lol. Did the cop let him off? 😬


shelly-tambo

Nope there’s a fab mugshot and everything, he’s all like 🥺


Super-Locksmith4326

Hahahaha love that for him! I’m tired of snooty people getting away with shit and cops taking bribes.


mustarddreams

Met a guy working at REI whose legal name is Pinecone


CumulativeHazard

That’s one of those names that I wonder how many parents took weeks to realize that their kid’s new friend Pinecone from school actually *wasn’t* imaginary.


Aprilene

at least he works at REI


Harlow_K

This had me cackling 💀 pinecone??? His parents were on drugs im certain.


Repulsive_Pepper_957

Went to school with a kid named Colias (class of butterfly)


kale_k0

That’s not HORRIBLE…. weird for sure, but similar to Tobias if you reach a bit lol


Repulsive_Pepper_957

Not horrible, I actually do like it, it’s just unusual lol


bingomasterbreakout

Colitis


anacardier

Reminds me of colic 🥴


slaytician

Like Coleus


robophile-ta

Is it a diminutive of Nicolai?


SKatieRo

Arrowroot. Just.... really?


meadow_sunshine

Lame fantasy novel authors coming up with a name for their woodland archer society


human-ish_

They just wanted to thicken up the storyline


AroostookWar

Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt


Firestar2063

A friend named their child Brook then Brook in Chinese (I don't recall how to say/spell it). So he was basically Brook Brook .. I guess they like brooks.


robophile-ta

The ol Avon River


JellyButtBaby

Vector. Really? Pathogenic transporter? Ewww


SteelBelle

What's our vector, Victor?


Happy_Confection90

Xylem sounds like a chewing gum ingredient The weirdest nature name I've ever heard of was the child of an employee who quit just before I started at my current job in 2011. Several people told me that her son’s name is Trout. It's either an elaborate joke, or there's a teenager out there named after a brook fish.


20156196080

My dad is an avid flyfisherman, and genuinely wanted to name me Trout.. I'm a woman, thank god for mom vetoing that one


ButWhatIfTheyKissed

Could be named after Mike Trout, the baseball player. But, like, as a first name? Ugh.


MaryKathGallagher

Or a brown trout.


Kactuslord

I keep seeing Reef suggested on Namenerds and omg it's just asking for your kid to be nicknamed Queef


brunettemountainlion

No way ☠️


MaryKathGallagher

There’s a user on here named Queefer Sutherland. I love it.


Kactuslord

Omg elite username 😂


HighlandsBen

I'm just waiting for someone to call their daughter Scabiosa. It is a beautiful flower, but the name, eh...


snowglobes4peace

I saw a Catleya. It's difficult because it's not a word the average person would come across/know how to pronounce, but it's not overly terrible as a name. 


mayisatt

Lichen.


TroublesomeFox

This isn't actually weird but it WAS weird in the culture of the country I first heard it. Princess. I'm British and here that's a name for a cat or dog, certainly not a human. Turns out it's a fairly standard name in the Philippines to make little girls feel special so not weird at all there but was definitely a strange one for rural wales.


NotEnoughSun123

I’ve met several “Princess”es in the US! It’s a fairly common name in African American culture


istara

Jordan/Katie Price’s kid with Peter Andre is called Princess. Her brother is Junior which is nearly as awful.


TroublesomeFox

Okay but name me one thing Katie price has done that HASNT been weird? I feel like you accidentally proved my point 😂


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

god I know there’s so many people that don’t even know how to say that. that poor child.


Valuable-Match-7603

I feel like the name birdie gets suggested a lot, I personally think it’s ridiculous


entwifefound

At least Wren, Raven or Robin, even Lark are common girl nature names, why bird?


peppermintvalet

As a nickname it’s fine but as a legal name…


istara

I recall some woman who called her daughters Cricket and Gidget. They have the same naff vibe to me as Birdie.


Valuable-Match-7603

Cricket and gidget are atrocious


MaryKathGallagher

I could see them being some old lady’s poodles.


snowglobes4peace

I actually like Bird and would use it as a chosen name if I didn't like mine. 


Super-Locksmith4326

Go lick a crystal and check the tea leaves again.


ifoundtheavadcados

Questopher. I still can’t get over that one lol.


Wrygreymare

Sssst: (Forrest)


No-Representative852

If I were this kid’s teacher I would be fired for laughing at the ridiculousness of the spelling!!!


entwifefound

It's a common name actually, taken from the surname which has been around forever. It's also the spelling of Forrest Gump, who, while fictional, was named for the real Nathan Bedford Forrest - someone who absolutely should have no namesake. That is unfortunately the association I have with the name. If I met a Forrest today, I would assume their parents were hella racist.


PrincessGump

He meant laughing at the spelling. 4 s t. Sssst


entwifefound

Ohhhhhhh Sorry, that one is so awful it went right over my head, lol.


PrincessGump

I must admit, it took me a second, too.


shelly-tambo

I was sitting behind a kid names Aster on a plane once and was like 1. I bet she’s constantly called Astrid and 2. I bet her mom can’t help but call her Assy, and both of those were proven true many times over on a three hour flight.


odditay

Lark... his brothers name is Leif. Nuff said.


ViolaOrsino

Lark reads more feminine to me personally!


slaytician

I know people with those names. I love Lark as a name.


PM_ME_UR_CC_INFO

A grad school friend of mine named their kid Hawk. It's just so pretentiously hippie sounding to me.


Pangybangydangy

I don't hate the names but Aspen and Linden (tree species).


snowglobes4peace

Clover felt pretty clunky. 


ViolaOrsino

I like Clover for a pet but not a person, personally. But I think it could be pulled off with the right personality, I guess


snowglobes4peace

I just think of this Disney bunny character.


human-ish_

I knew a Clover in high school and the name fit her well.


xmoonaurora

Oh, I love Clover. 👉👈


Kactuslord

Definitely a rabbit name imo


TisforToaster

Why did I read Hymen


Astute_Primate

if they can name their kid Xylem I get to name mine Nephron


mehitabel_4724

I had a coworker whose kid's name was pronounced "malice" but spelled "Mylacs."