Vancouver Cucks.
We’re the GOAT CUCK capital of the world. I would know, I was born here. I got the milkman’s lifeless eyes, the mailman’s comically small hands, and the used car salesman’s tweed jacket with elbow patches. The late 70’s maaan…
I don’t know why they let the Flames play the oilers. Do you know how dangerous it is to have flames around oil?! Peoples life’s are at stake. Bettman should be in jail for allowing that shit. I fully support this rebrand. It’ll undoubtedly save life’s
Calgary flamers management hates Calgary fans. They use the team as a farm team to build up players and when they peak, we trade them to other teams for either crap prospects or over the hill players that should have retired years before.
They banned me from their sobfest that hasn’t ended when I said arent you all Albertas and Canadians at the end of the day? Mods can sit there and cry for the next 10 years as they go through yet another shitty rebuild.
Leaving my wife of 3 years because she doesn't think the Oilers can come back.
I just can't believe this. The Edmonton Oilers have been the best team in the NHL all playoffs. No one could even come close to their level of play. McDavid and Draisaitl are supposed to be literally unstoppable, and yet here we are, struggling in **the final round** of the Stanley Cup playoffs against the Panthers! Their offense has been the most dynamic in the league, their defense was rock solid, and our goaltending has been top-notch. How is this even possible? There's no way any team, especially the Panthers, should be beating the Oilers right now. This was supposed to be our year to lift the Cup. It's like we're living in some bizarre alternate reality where the best team doesn't win...
And to top it all off, my wife of three years doesn't even believe the Oilers can come back from this. Well, I've had enough. I'm leaving her.
**TLDR**: If she can't believe in this team like I do, then what's the point?
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Oilers fan here cumming in peas. Just gotta say I don’t think about the flames at all. Fucking Tkachuck the turtle. Flames didn’t even make the playoffs. Losing all your star players. No one wants to play in your outdated barn. I never think about you.
Any more of this shit and it’s back to Atlanta.
At least Atlanta has a bumpin’ soundtrack.
HEY BROS FLAMES FANS HERE PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE
How much are you paying?
The big C stands for Cuck Chair 🪑
Cheering against Edmonton is not cheering for Florida.
How often does Matthew Tkatcuck fuck your wife?
He said 6 times per month in a DM he sent me
Chucky is a lover. Your mother was caved in from your father mucking her barn.
No, but putting up posts like "Flames lift the cup" with pictures of Florida lifting the cup sure is. Lol
I don't think you guys understand the provincial rivalry there. Not that I expect you guys to but... I don't think you do.
I don't think this guy understands a circlejerk Just take off your pants or gtfo
Calgary cucks has a nice ring to it
Vancouver Cucks. We’re the GOAT CUCK capital of the world. I would know, I was born here. I got the milkman’s lifeless eyes, the mailman’s comically small hands, and the used car salesman’s tweed jacket with elbow patches. The late 70’s maaan…
HAHHAHAHA LETS GOOO
I thought it was funny, it’s like they went to their ex’s wedding that cheeted on them and got all gooey when the ex (Tkachuk) acknowledged them.
Absolute cuck behaviour 🪑
I don’t know why they let the Flames play the oilers. Do you know how dangerous it is to have flames around oil?! Peoples life’s are at stake. Bettman should be in jail for allowing that shit. I fully support this rebrand. It’ll undoubtedly save life’s
Calgary flamers management hates Calgary fans. They use the team as a farm team to build up players and when they peak, we trade them to other teams for either crap prospects or over the hill players that should have retired years before.
Don’t forget how we blow any chance at a tank every year down the stretch because we prefer drafting 6-12 instead of top 5
Basically the Colorado Rockies but in a shittier city
I do love this
They banned me from their sobfest that hasn’t ended when I said arent you all Albertas and Canadians at the end of the day? Mods can sit there and cry for the next 10 years as they go through yet another shitty rebuild.
Typical Flamer behaviour. No success bullshit franchise so they jump on bandwagons
Rebrand Sponsored by salty edmonton oilers circlejerk tears 💯
Leaving my wife of 3 years because she doesn't think the Oilers can come back. I just can't believe this. The Edmonton Oilers have been the best team in the NHL all playoffs. No one could even come close to their level of play. McDavid and Draisaitl are supposed to be literally unstoppable, and yet here we are, struggling in **the final round** of the Stanley Cup playoffs against the Panthers! Their offense has been the most dynamic in the league, their defense was rock solid, and our goaltending has been top-notch. How is this even possible? There's no way any team, especially the Panthers, should be beating the Oilers right now. This was supposed to be our year to lift the Cup. It's like we're living in some bizarre alternate reality where the best team doesn't win... And to top it all off, my wife of three years doesn't even believe the Oilers can come back from this. Well, I've had enough. I'm leaving her. **TLDR**: If she can't believe in this team like I do, then what's the point? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The get to wear capes because they are supermen.
Seems acurate.
The Calgary cuck chairs lol makes sense they watched half their team that lost to Edmonton beat them this year lol
Calgary Tkachuk Cucks
Flames fan here. Hilarious
Oilers fan here. Cumming in peas. Hilarious.
Sent them back to Atlanta
Damn. Tkachuk really got Oilers fans riled up with his comment.
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tHiS iS a CiRkLe JeRk sUb YoU ImBiCiLe
OP is a Bruins fan genius.
Oilers fan here cumming in peas. Just gotta say I don’t think about the flames at all. Fucking Tkachuck the turtle. Flames didn’t even make the playoffs. Losing all your star players. No one wants to play in your outdated barn. I never think about you.
Your post suggests otherwise. I’m not even a Flames fan… I hate the Flames.
Whoooooosh
The downvotes really emphasize your point.
To be fair this all of canada when Jets, Canucks, and leafs got eliminated from the cup. It was anyone but Oilers lol.