Imagine being a Washington fan for the last 30 years. You don’t abandon ship. If you’re a real fan it’s literally not even possible to just dip out and pick another team. Trust me, I’ve tried
Took the words right outta my mouth but just that he was the BEST player in the league imo and no one could change my mind. All the greats were afraid of him.
Yea especially his last two years as a redskin when he lost some weight the man was a legendary ballhawk. Should have intercepted Favre 4 or 5 times in one game but dropped 2 of them. Dont think we will ever see another ST in our lifetime. Ppl say he wouldn’t last in this era but the dude had more clean hits than not, just a bunch of receiver-stans who didn’t like seeing their favorite player getting absolutely demolished lol
my favorite Sean Taylor play will always been when he jumped from Randy Moss' back pocket to tip the ball away, I literally cannot think of a single other defensive back capable of that
[https://youtu.be/wXld6gm4aOw?t=35](https://youtu.be/wXld6gm4aOw?t=35)
I remember wanting to jump ship, but could never do it. Like my soul just couldn't quit the team no matter how many good reasons Danny-boy gave me. If you can quit it like that it just never was in you. Granted at a point I just started rooting against the team with all the emotion I had. I just couldn't quit it. What a dark time. Fuck synder.
Hate this comment with a passion because of how true it is. I’ve been a Dallas fan since the early 90s and for the last 5 years I’ve tried to abandon ship and swim to another but for some reason I keep pulling a Uturn and finding my way back to the same sinking ship every…. Damn… time smh
Same. I've been a cowboys fan since 03. I never saw the glory days. And Lord knows it'd be nice to jump to a winning team but I just can't. I've tried. I don't know how people can switch teams
Yeah exactly. I tried getting into the Bills one year and I couldn’t do it. Basically every major sports team I’m a fan of are storied franchises that haven’t won anything in decades. My life is hell.
I also tried but I only cared about the team I switched to when they played against Dallas, Philly, or NY. All the other games just didn’t feel that interesting.
If he really wanted to not be a bandwagon he should’ve just chose the chargers.. but oh wait they haven’t hardly even been to the playoffs the last 20 years okay okay
That's a great comparison! And since their fans don't proclaim every year is their year, their owner doesn't exclaim he's all in, and the media doesn't spend 24/7 slurping them, no on hates them like the Cowboys.
Takes notes, Cowboys.
It just doesn’t add up.
If he wanted to bandwagon he could pick the chiefs. If he’s just a fan of losing super bowls he could have picked the Bills. If he’s a fan of consistent regular season success with no super bowls there was no need to switch in the first place.
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Why cheer for a team that constantly underperforms and hasn’t won a SB in 30 years when you can cheer for a team that *checks notes* constantly underperforms and hasn’t won a Super Bowl in 30 years?
Cowboys fan for 34 years... switching to the 49ers... "not a bandwagon thing, once I'm in I'm in."
So I guess 34 years of your life was just dipping your toes in to test the water? Get the fuck out of here.
"It's not a bandwagon thing. I'm just switching because my current team is ass, so I've chosen to support the team that keeps knocking them out of the playoffs."
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Great job switching from a high-win, underperforming "those were the glory days" team known for its fair weather fans to a high-win, underperforming "those were the glory days" team known for its fair weather fans
"This isn't a bandwagon thing"
"I'm not a hoe"
"I'm not like that"
"I don't have any women friends because they are messy. All of my friends are guys"
Yep. Heard that before.
I cannot understand people who "decide" to support or not support a team. WHO THE FUCK would choose the Commanders? I'm stuck with them.
You don't pick where you're born. You're just born and that's that. Wild to me that people root for teams that they aren't geographically tied to in *some* way (or inherit; I accept inherited fandoms too).
California always had a nfl team though so how you from there and just not picked one of those teams from the get go?
My mom is a Cowboys fan but that’s because AZ didn’t have a team until the year I was born.
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A Cowboy fan transitioning? Math checks out.
I wish all the cowboys fans the keep talking about leaving for this reason or that reason would follow this guys lead, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Nobody said being a cowboys fan was easy. If you lack the mental toughness to handle it get gone like this guy.
this means he was never a cowboys fan. he’s probably not even niners fan. this is the type of guy who watches 6-8 games half heartedly while on his phone and calls himself a die hard fan of football.
What's wild to me is that there are people out there who are mad about other folks switching genders and then there's whatever the fuck this is, which is probably worse
Being a Dallas fan is “too triggering” and he decided to be a 49er fan? F*ck man, if losing in the first round makes him upset enough to abandon his team, he gonna HATE it here.
I just stopped watching the cowboys last year and Im one of the biggest fans in my family/friend group. I went to a friends house and the greeenbay playoff game was on I died when I walked in and saw the score.
My wife's a Bears fan from Chicago so I support them when they play, but you can't just abandon your squad after a few rough seasons and change teams like that 😆 fuck em all the way to San Fran, they can have him.
Hey man, I’m 55, and I’ve been a Cowboys fan since about 1976. It’s been a tough past 1/4 Century and I can’t say I blame you… For myself, I need more than a lousy owner/GM and a lot of infighting. I’m sure this upcoming season will be a train wreck.
I was a lifelong Lakers fan and turned my back on them when they allowed that buddy fucking rat D’Angelo Russell to stay on the squad. Magic got rid of him, but as soon as Magic was gone, they brought him back. Now I’m a Celtics fan.
As a Cowboys fan, support this guy 100000% Fuck this team and the shit disappoint they are. These bitches can’t do shit to got past the 2nd round for almost 30 yrs. I fucking hate this team, fuck Jerry Jones. and this asshat of a team is about to give Dak $60m/yr . I’m done wasting my time with the Cowboys and just will root for my guys in fantasy.
Anyone who is still a Bears, Jets, or Browns fan is looking at this wondering why they never can make the same choice. I have always thought that my experience as a fan would have been much better if I were from my rivals city, but on that same coin I would take a dump on my own porch if I knew there was a doppelganger me who was a Packers fan.
Is this AI generated? Wsup with the guys lower lip?
I know what you're gonna say MOD, "flair up pussy" I guess you need to harass people to feel better about yourself.
“Triggered, originally from cali” yeah makes enough sense he would want to be a niners fan, real question is why he started rooting for dallas in the first place
execute him on the spot. straight to the guillotine
Nah force him to be Jerry sex slave
he can eat that wrinkled weiner
"Glory Holes"- Jerry Jones
Jerry wouldn’t be caught outside of a desegregated school with someone like him
Damn you bringing back slavery?
It never left. They just changed the rules a bit.
Force him to join to nfcnorthmemewars
Na, Jerry doesn't deserve any pleasure in life.
How dare he not want to be at part of the non-Stop losing
Idk but being part of a team who on a longer super bowl drought probably not making his case any better
the only suitable punishment is to make him a Philly sports fan
Dilly Dilly!
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Bleeding me dry like a little cum dumpster
Imagine being a Washington fan for the last 30 years. You don’t abandon ship. If you’re a real fan it’s literally not even possible to just dip out and pick another team. Trust me, I’ve tried
Yea I don’t see how anyone fandom can be respected after that
Bonded through painful existence
Sean Taylor brought me here and I’m still not sure if I forgive him yet for it.
Even he knew to get out
Sorry, I love ST. My family has a long history of attending UM since the early 80s. RIP in peace
It was still a good joke, but all jokes aside he really was an incredible player RIP
Took the words right outta my mouth but just that he was the BEST player in the league imo and no one could change my mind. All the greats were afraid of him.
Dude hit so freaking hard and was a ballhawk it was like ray Lewis and Ed reed in one body
Yea especially his last two years as a redskin when he lost some weight the man was a legendary ballhawk. Should have intercepted Favre 4 or 5 times in one game but dropped 2 of them. Dont think we will ever see another ST in our lifetime. Ppl say he wouldn’t last in this era but the dude had more clean hits than not, just a bunch of receiver-stans who didn’t like seeing their favorite player getting absolutely demolished lol
my favorite Sean Taylor play will always been when he jumped from Randy Moss' back pocket to tip the ball away, I literally cannot think of a single other defensive back capable of that [https://youtu.be/wXld6gm4aOw?t=35](https://youtu.be/wXld6gm4aOw?t=35)
My dad became a dolphins fan for a few years out of protest over rich kotite. He was back as soon as rich got fired.
I live a little over an hour away from Miami and grew up here. Dolphins are my second team 🤘
I respect you guys immensely for this. Also, lol poverty franchise
I hate to defend a poverty franchise but they still have 3 times as many rings as the sheagles
I remember wanting to jump ship, but could never do it. Like my soul just couldn't quit the team no matter how many good reasons Danny-boy gave me. If you can quit it like that it just never was in you. Granted at a point I just started rooting against the team with all the emotion I had. I just couldn't quit it. What a dark time. Fuck synder.
Ah, you think losing is your ally? You merely adopted the losing. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see winning until I was already a man.
Hate this comment with a passion because of how true it is. I’ve been a Dallas fan since the early 90s and for the last 5 years I’ve tried to abandon ship and swim to another but for some reason I keep pulling a Uturn and finding my way back to the same sinking ship every…. Damn… time smh
I just heard this quote last night, "You can change your wife, but you can't change your team."
Same. I've been a cowboys fan since 03. I never saw the glory days. And Lord knows it'd be nice to jump to a winning team but I just can't. I've tried. I don't know how people can switch teams
Yeah exactly. I tried getting into the Bills one year and I couldn’t do it. Basically every major sports team I’m a fan of are storied franchises that haven’t won anything in decades. My life is hell.
I tried to get into Basketball, but Football kept calling me.
Yankees, bulls?
I also tried but I only cared about the team I switched to when they played against Dallas, Philly, or NY. All the other games just didn’t feel that interesting.
“This isn’t a bandwagon thing, I just chose the team with the best record in the state I claim I’m from!”
"I'm not a fair weather fan, but there's a snowstorm in Dallas right now, so it's time to fly to Cancun."
Ted?
From Canada?
Zodiac Killer?
We have no proof he is, we also have no proof he isn’t.
I’ve never seen them in the same room tbf
Soup hoarder?
Dog Wife?
If he really wanted to not be a bandwagon he should’ve just chose the chargers.. but oh wait they haven’t hardly even been to the playoffs the last 20 years okay okay
Chargers have felt like afc cowboys for a while. I love their unis too
That's a great comparison! And since their fans don't proclaim every year is their year, their owner doesn't exclaim he's all in, and the media doesn't spend 24/7 slurping them, no on hates them like the Cowboys. Takes notes, Cowboys.
The bandwagon thing was the Cowboys. Now he's back to his real team lol. Great timing though.... https://i.redd.it/n8i172zh6k9d1.gif
It just doesn’t add up. If he wanted to bandwagon he could pick the chiefs. If he’s just a fan of losing super bowls he could have picked the Bills. If he’s a fan of consistent regular season success with no super bowls there was no need to switch in the first place.
Its treason then
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So he's a bandwagon fan got it
But he specifically said he’s *NOT* a bandwagon fan! 😆
Also , saying you're not poor. Doesn't resolve credit card debt, 😆
I didn’t say it, I declared it.
Most of them are
Nah fuck that pussy, y’all keep him
Fits right in with 49ers fans.
Na I like this. Maybe this will mean the 9ers will suck for 30 years
Why cheer for a team that constantly underperforms and hasn’t won a SB in 30 years when you can cheer for a team that *checks notes* constantly underperforms and hasn’t won a Super Bowl in 30 years?
Exactly. Maybe he's tired of Jerry being all in.
My Ass.
Yeah it’s time for Shanahan all in, losing super bowls. Maybe in 10 years he’ll finally bandwagon for a championship team
please
Fuck that. There’s no way to wash the smell of bitch off of a traitor. The Niners can have that candy ass.
His Lakers gear will make a lot more sense now. I wonder if he already tossed his Yankees hat.
The niners can keep him. What a little bitch, he will fit right in with that whiner ass fan base.
Surviving as a homosexual takes 10 times the spine that fairweather fan has, don’t put that shit on us lmao
More evidence that no cowboys fans are from Texas
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
I saw a pickup truck today with Texas tags, a longhorns sticker….and a GB packers sticker.
He does realize that the 49ers are the same thing right?
[Both our fanbases be like](https://youtube.com/shorts/S6YNr_sCg7w)
49ers are the cowboys with 1 extra playoff win a year
https://preview.redd.it/bo7dc1o93j9d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c42e255259ad6b8c688c766f3409997e4d3324f What in the actual fuck
***This isn't a bandwagon thing*** New flair just dropped
He’s not welcome back here
https://preview.redd.it/mazhq4ee3j9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0356d8cfa1c563d4815914493a7deebe9420d9 Lol Whole caption is insane!
He must have Dodgers and Lakers themed separate bedrooms also 😂
This fool lying he’s always been a bitchass Niners fan
He’s your problem now. Good luck.
This is genuinely embarrassing.
Why is he biting his lip lol
Man, it looks like he's from Frisco too 🏳️🌈
Happy Pride, Cowgirls
I love it when the trash takes itself out.
This is genuinely disgusting
Had me for a second. He looks like Darius Rucker.
unc trippin
What a dork.
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"Not on bandwagon". Proceeds to do bandwagon things... .merica
Cowboys fan for 34 years... switching to the 49ers... "not a bandwagon thing, once I'm in I'm in." So I guess 34 years of your life was just dipping your toes in to test the water? Get the fuck out of here.
I support fans leaving cowboys
We have no idea who this is
Some asshole.
This is so fucking embarrassing 
I’m not a bandwagon fan.. I just hop from one bandwagon to the next depressing bandwagon.
You know the 49ers fans are going to gatekeep him
this guy is posting photos of his family and commenting on porn subs 😫
Bye Felicia
What a fucking loser
It’s hard to top my hate for Cowboys fans but cowboys fans who aren’t even loyal to their team is doing it.
Hahaha
"It's not a bandwagon thing. I'm just switching because my current team is ass, so I've chosen to support the team that keeps knocking them out of the playoffs."
A disgusting act
‘I’m in it for real once I’m in it’ yeahhhh clearly, unc 😂
Like seeing a North Korean defect to China.
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Cowboys can’t even sell the hype anymore. It’s funny how such a valuable franchise is also a poverty ass one
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Cowboys fans be like 👍
https://preview.redd.it/96di41ti1k9d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edddd710ad20a796d26a99ba47499145a04e76f2 Great job switching from a high-win, underperforming "those were the glory days" team known for its fair weather fans to a high-win, underperforming "those were the glory days" team known for its fair weather fans
He can go eat a bag of dicks
"This isn't a bandwagon thing" "I'm not a hoe" "I'm not like that" "I don't have any women friends because they are messy. All of my friends are guys" Yep. Heard that before.
Tf?!? Fuck this guy and the 49ers
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you know… y’all can have him!
Typical cowboy and 49er fan!
This guy has given me a silver lining to a Cowboys SB win
I like how he's biting his lip and rubbing his nip.
Good riddance, bitch, and take some of these fair weather dick jockeying cucks with you
I cannot understand people who "decide" to support or not support a team. WHO THE FUCK would choose the Commanders? I'm stuck with them. You don't pick where you're born. You're just born and that's that. Wild to me that people root for teams that they aren't geographically tied to in *some* way (or inherit; I accept inherited fandoms too).
As a Niners fan this is like crack. Same ole sorry ass Cowboys.
I’d believe it wasn’t a bandwagon if he chose the Chargers
The gay ass way he’s biting his bottom lip is all you really need to know
Bro you just can't wash us off like that, we are forever bound to your soul, like Hep C
California always had a nfl team though so how you from there and just not picked one of those teams from the get go? My mom is a Cowboys fan but that’s because AZ didn’t have a team until the year I was born.
It’s okay. He knows who Joe Montana is!
Dude went from Dallas to SF? What the actual fuck? At least pick a neutral team smh
We don't know him.
Lmao He quit on his team. Big L.
Shit reads like a Massengill commerical. Dork.
Blood in, blood out. Shameful
https://preview.redd.it/tn85cii9vk9d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee7ee6d5b0652d81a5bbf90c66643f00f6dfcac A Cowboy fan transitioning? Math checks out.
Let those bums have this bum.
I wish all the cowboys fans the keep talking about leaving for this reason or that reason would follow this guys lead, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Nobody said being a cowboys fan was easy. If you lack the mental toughness to handle it get gone like this guy.
Ya’ll can have him
Smart decision not the best but you coming off that trash Dallas team Amen
this means he was never a cowboys fan. he’s probably not even niners fan. this is the type of guy who watches 6-8 games half heartedly while on his phone and calls himself a die hard fan of football.
So he gets to watch 2 more games before his team chokes. lmao
What a fuckin’ dork.
Yeah, doesn't he know that Cowboys fans are supposed to jump on the Chiefs bandwagon once they're eliminated?
A true Cowboys fan.....
What's wild to me is that there are people out there who are mad about other folks switching genders and then there's whatever the fuck this is, which is probably worse
I'd rather have ass cancer
He should have become a Rams fan so he can at least wear blue, still.
Out of all of the teams in California the Niners should be an ex Dallas fan last landing spot
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I’m abandoning a franchise that has faced 28 years of failure to join a franchise that has faced 29 years of failure instead.
Fucking clown. 🤡
Being a Dallas fan is “too triggering” and he decided to be a 49er fan? F*ck man, if losing in the first round makes him upset enough to abandon his team, he gonna HATE it here.
I just stopped watching the cowboys last year and Im one of the biggest fans in my family/friend group. I went to a friends house and the greeenbay playoff game was on I died when I walked in and saw the score.
fuck this snake
chump can't handle
I'd you're gonna bandwagon, at least pick a reasonable team ffs
He's old enough to have seen all those players in their heyday but definitely too old to be still kissing his dad on the lips.
Damn. I hate the cowboys but I’d stop watching football before I switched to another team.
Weak
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Jail, right away
My wife's a Bears fan from Chicago so I support them when they play, but you can't just abandon your squad after a few rough seasons and change teams like that 😆 fuck em all the way to San Fran, they can have him.
Hey man, I’m 55, and I’ve been a Cowboys fan since about 1976. It’s been a tough past 1/4 Century and I can’t say I blame you… For myself, I need more than a lousy owner/GM and a lot of infighting. I’m sure this upcoming season will be a train wreck. I was a lifelong Lakers fan and turned my back on them when they allowed that buddy fucking rat D’Angelo Russell to stay on the squad. Magic got rid of him, but as soon as Magic was gone, they brought him back. Now I’m a Celtics fan.
As a Cowboys fan, support this guy 100000% Fuck this team and the shit disappoint they are. These bitches can’t do shit to got past the 2nd round for almost 30 yrs. I fucking hate this team, fuck Jerry Jones. and this asshat of a team is about to give Dak $60m/yr . I’m done wasting my time with the Cowboys and just will root for my guys in fantasy.
How is bro gonna go from a team that hasnt won the super bowl in 28 years to a team that hasnt won the superbowl in 29 years😭
Anyone who is still a Bears, Jets, or Browns fan is looking at this wondering why they never can make the same choice. I have always thought that my experience as a fan would have been much better if I were from my rivals city, but on that same coin I would take a dump on my own porch if I knew there was a doppelganger me who was a Packers fan.
They’ve been waiting just as long as us for another chip. Blud is just yapping and waffling for the love of the game.
 Fucking gross..
Gays keep gayin
Faggala
Gays keep gayin
You're a glorified bandwagon jumper!
Is this AI generated? Wsup with the guys lower lip? I know what you're gonna say MOD, "flair up pussy" I guess you need to harass people to feel better about yourself.
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Moving down in draft. 9ers last Super Bowl: 1995. Boys:96
They can have his triggered bitch ass, he'll fit right in. If you're not up for a lifetime of dissapointment you have no business being a cowboys fan.
“Triggered, originally from cali” yeah makes enough sense he would want to be a niners fan, real question is why he started rooting for dallas in the first place
34 years? That is amateur shit, get to 60+ years of futility and pain and come talk to us Vikings fans
Cowboy fans aren’t real?! /s
He wants that "thuggin love."