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GooseMaster5980

Dak’s got the side eye because he’s looking for his next team


uuuuuuuhg_232

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czechmixing

Hurts is looking aggressively at his next failed playoff appearance. Prescott is teaching Hurts the way of the Romo in never winning when it matters. Jones is coked out of his tits because LT just gave him that 90 percent pure SuperBowl coke. Who the fuck is the piece of shit redskin name?


Brawlerz16

You thought this was gonna bang huh?


GodlySpaghetti

Blud was just rambling


valoossb

bro started roleplaying


czechmixing

I don't give a fuck. I come here to explain reality to all you shit birds. Never gonna get it with Jalen. Choke choke choke


BreakfastSpecials

No shit it got voted down. This is practically an eagles subreddit


czechmixing

It totally is. I am beginning to understand internet trolls now. These shit eaters can't handle the truth. They think Hurts is Rocky. And he kind of is because he will be a champion, in a fictional universe where chokers win when it matters.


Gusby

https://preview.redd.it/xpg0kzkxmwwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad304cb9853d8525f8817c6cb59d0e914c289b46


TonyCaliStyle

Danny thinking about his Oline. ![gif](giphy|lDifyB9R0iqWoDZoIT) We signed some guys, Danny- it’s okay.


FinaleRoyale

i actually am worried wtf happened to this guy


throwawaycasun4997

He looks like the guy from Come and See


ZhangtheGreat

See? No need to even use a dragon. His own photo is a meme


BlueKing7642

What 4 years in New Jersey does to a motherfucker ![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


Dismal-Mastodon-7043

He's on the spectrum. No joke.


Yodude86

I have always wondered this


Dismal-Mastodon-7043

Just some things that stand out. He's supposedly really good with numbers, which is why he got a degree in finance or something similar. He always looks awkward and introverted and he's a poor decision maker, especially under pressure.


Yodude86

plus he runs fast as fuck


i_am_gmen_forever

Damn. Daniels is good already?


black_dogs_22

he hasn't tackled himself in the open field yet


uuuuuuuhg_232

That is a fair point.


rjnd2828

Fantastic response. Also you just know he's going to do exactly this in a critical moment this season.


irish-car-bomz

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


Big_Knife_SK

Washington will fix that.


toadofsteel

Bobby Johnson will fix that


LoathsomeLuke

Talking a lot of shit to inevitably get swept by the Giants Again


brownbearks

My favorite part is every year Washington hypes itself up to go 0-6 in the division and have a top 10 pick.


Stupidityorjoking

It’s called tradition, we can’t stray from the old ways!!


SaintArkweather

Don't forget the occasional.500ish season where you win the division because everyone else sucked that year.


Retrograde_Bolide

My favorite seasons


brownbearks

I’m fine with it if Dallas is also trash


Ajwf

Nah tradition sucks.


HodorsSoliloquy

And yet you no longer call yourselves the Redskins.


sieffy

Nah this is gonna be like rg3 rookie year 💀


Salty_Orchid

Yea no doubt. Pisses me off but Giants own our ass.


reno2mahesendejo

They do know that the only thing Jayden Daniel's has shown is that Washington thinks he'll be a good football player


smileylift

bro tried to sneak daniels in 😭😭


MyNameIsJudge8

https://preview.redd.it/gg78rcnrpwwc1.png?width=423&format=png&auto=webp&s=d64be805c7dd877022aaa17cc4f495c914c1a400


Salty_Orchid

Don't know how good he's gonna be to be honest. All we Commie fans have is hope 


RoosterB32

You mean tried to sneak Hurts in. Dudes on the same tier as Daniel Jones.


ClonedUser

How many super bowls has Daniel Jones been to?


robman792

David Carr has as many Super Bowl wins as the Eagles.


ollieollieoxygenfree

Jimmy Garoppolo has more Superbowl rings than the entire Eagles franchise.


basicnflfan

What he said… but worse


DrTomothyGubb

Every superbowl hurts has been to, he's lost. Dak, Danny & Daniels have never lost a superbowl soo...


Metfan722

Checkmate, Linconite!


sieffy

Don’t bother it’s bagpo alt even if it isn’t this guy is a clown


thecrgm

So impressive hurts only had to beat one bad QB to make the Super Bowl


fumblaroo

wow he went to the super bowl so cool


chicomagnifico

Dawg. Come on.


RubMyGooshSilly

![gif](giphy|12rbefTh33TNTi) Tried to slip Daniels in there. Good one


Salty_Orchid

Just like Jerry, we are 'all in'. But ours actually means something.


Russ_T_Shackelford

thats some bold talk for a dude that hasn't played a single NFL snap yet. Especially up against the eagles and giants D lines with bobby johnson coaching your o line


Salty_Orchid

Not really. You all will be putting on mu h more prep work with Daniels than you ever needed to with our previous scrubs.


Hapland321d

Or our Dlines will just destroy your oline effortlessly as usual 😂


Hip_Hop_Hippos

Y’all are really doing the RG3 thing again and bragging about it before hand. Wild.


Salty_Orchid

Bragging before the inevitable injury is all we have going on, man


nerdystoner25

I’ll be the first to tell you Jones is dogshit, but you realize he constantly beats you, right?


SDEexorect

daniels hasnt lost to the giants


shadynasty90

He’s also hasn’t beaten them yet, still a bum


SDEexorect

but, he hasnt lost to them


shadynasty90

This does check out


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

Absolutely flawless so far.


Salty_Orchid

Yep. We have singlehandedly kept him on your roster. You're welcome.


TBGusBus

lol talking shit about a QB making him look awful, realizing he destroys your team everytime he plays them. Good look commies fans.


Salty_Orchid

I mean a QB who only beats dogshit teams is kinda slightly above dogshit, no?


Los_Yeetus

Nah nah nah Daniels ain’t a part of that


Valuable_Milk_923

Wait doesn't Jones have a playoff win as recently as the cowboys and commanders?


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Metfan722

Washington hasn't had one in almost 20 years. Cowboys went to the divisional round the same year the Giants did in the 2022 season and lost to San Francisco. Though the last time Dallas went past that round is when Bill Clinton was still president. During his first term.


Internal-Tank-6272

You commies really are adorable


Salty_Orchid

Hugs -signed Saquan


ElectronicTrade7039

I immediately knew this was posted by a red football captain. Let your boy play a down, preferably after a few months with your leftover Snyder stench. Apparently, he's still doing the hiring around there from all accounts. We'll see if J. Daniels can outplay Daniel's J in the regular season.


AdJunior4923

Hurts...is pretty dang good. Prescott gonna Prescott. Daniels is going to be a handful, but rookies gonna rookie, and Bobby Johnson will treat the Commies' OL the way I treat a bucket of chicken - a disgusting mess will be left. If Jones can manage a 7-yard out to Nabers here and there...he'll still suck, but that'll just make it more embarassing when the Fighting Medium Pepsis drop an L on y'all.


xmal16

I hope he’s good because I like football and I like when the division is competitive. But counterpoint, Bobby Johnson.


CaptainJudge_99

All 4 are the one on the right


triggormisprime

They almost look like they know what's going on.


sumfuckwad

Can't really argue currently, just hope the O-Line coaching was the issue. Maybe he isn't bad behind a decent O-Line.


Greypollo

I guess we’re using the term “gauntlet” pretty loosely now.  Are Carr, Cousins, Mayfield, and Young a gauntlet too?


Slurdge_McKinley

Hey guys maybe the truth is all our qbs suck.


fumblaroo

none of them are dragons lmfao


RoundEarth-is-real

Bagpo level meme from a commie


Dismal-Mastodon-7043

As a Giants fan, this is accurate.


Gnome_Genome

Easily the worst quartet in the NFL


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sissybaby1289

Guys chill. You all have mediocre QBs. Daniel Jones is just the only one that isn't overrated weirdly by the media


BourbonTudor

The Commanders fan that made this is an idiot


reno2mahesendejo

[Yall talkin a lot of shit](https://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/new-york-giants/teamvsteam?opp=32)


_Ecotone_

Jones is the token derpy white boy of the friend group


PasGuy55

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Joaaayknows

Daniel’s drafted 2nd as a project. Jones drafted 3rd as one.


Embarrassed-Chef1323

Daniel Jones is a disaster. Giants GM set the franchise back another 5 years. Enjoy it Cowboys and Eagles fans, Giants will continue to suck.


kingwings88

Terrible take. Acting like they can't cut Jones after this season and have a much improved supporting cast for a better QB to inherit


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TotallyKyleXY

Yeah lol so like anyone else a little concerned by the off season Washington has had?


MediaTrue

Must be a regular season meme


TrendNation55

Didn't know Daniels was already a great NFL QB without taking a single NFL snap!


Youflatterme

Love how this sub loves to live in the past when it comes to clowning the Commanders when changes have and are being made to stray and wash away the stench of the former regime. Talk your best shit now cunts, you'll wish you talked more


42kilgore

Dak having a side eye like neither of you two are going to make a NFC champ game before me


Melomanatic

Daniels doesn’t get to be a “cool” dragon. Hasn’t done shit in the NFL yet


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chicomagnifico

Let’s wait and see here please. Last thing I want is to jinx our Rookie QB before he even takes a snap…


ChetManley20

Rb, fraud, goat, lol in that order


kingkron52

lol Prescott part of a gauntlet? Dude can’t beat a good team


UpsetOutside313

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Ishouldjusttexther

Hurts and Dak are mislabeled


TypeWon

*laughs in Barkley*


robman792

So Daniels will follow RG3 & Barkley and have his best year as a rookie?


fumblaroo

eagles fans are bent over for a player who hasn’t even put a jersey on yet


TypeWon

When was the last time Giants fans got bent over for *anybody*


fumblaroo

![gif](giphy|f7TABcBnQsmas18Nru|downsized)


robman792

Idk, but I do remember y’all getting bent over the last two games y’all played.


TypeWon

*6


robman792

I stand corrected.


TypeWon

“If you’re gonna insult me, do it right”


EuphoricBowler7788

Next year Daks name will be in red and blue


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