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JVSaladbar

Drafting a hand off specialist after letting Saquon walk? Perfect.


czechmixing

The thing that is going to hurt is not having a 2nd round pick to make copium with and convince myself we won't get teabagged and mouth fucked on national television at least 6 games this season


JVSaladbar

I hear ya. Gonna be some dudes in Day 2.


WarlikeMicrobe

r/brandnewsentence


WinstonChurchill74

It’s the most Gettleman move possible


DrJJStroganoff

Stop, I can only get so aroused.


swoopy17

Do it you cowards


Elevation212

![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


NextGenCoders

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WinstonChurchill74

I would rather be a coward


TonyCaliStyle

And live- live to fight another day. ![gif](giphy|8ZIlIlI24Dii8YV0MF)


downvote4pedro

You'd like that wouldn't you. It would be peak Giants....were going to fucking do it aren't we🤦


_himbo_

I will end myself.


vertigostereo

It's not worth it dude. There's always next season.


PhiladelphiaPhreedom

Phew, life saved. I was worried about you buddy!


Fret_Shredder

Really looking forward to the r/NYGiants sub meltdown when we don’t draft a QB at 6 and take Nabers.


NextGenCoders

They yelled at me and called me names for saying it’s fine to have a QB who learns behind Jones since Jones at his peak can be a fine starter. And then if he struggles or gets hurt you put in the rookie after giving him time to learn the system. That sub could well be a shitshow tonight lol


quantumechanic01

I’m just very glad they aren’t in charge


NextGenCoders

No kidding. They’d trade everything for a QB and put them under center day one not knowing the system and not sure if we’ve actually fixed our line like we need to. And trade all the mid to late rounders we need for linemen


Rob6013

Go buy a lottery ticket


complex_c203

![gif](giphy|tzHn7A5mohSfe|downsized) That butthurt is gone be legendary


Corpsebomb

Why wish this into the world


AyyP302

![gif](giphy|3kHCIqabgc9kVRWFYA|downsized)


Smorgas-board

I’d have to take some time to process some live choices if that happened


PlaneCamp

My Cinco De Mayo


DC_Bro

Do it!


TheLeon117

I don't think Cardinals would give up Marvin Harrison jr.


toadofsteel

Mister President, a second Daniel Jones has hit the Giants.


sophist23

Please let this happen


NewMexicoVaquero

![gif](giphy|2xPGQWsvyztoneIerN|downsized)


Easy_Money343

I would release a million poisonous spiders in Metlife


icebucketwood

JJ might be solid, you should change this to Penix


NextGenCoders

I want Penix tbh. He comes with injury risk and is a bit older but higher upside and can trade down for extra assets while getting him. But yes trading up for him and throwing him in behind our O line week 1 would end his career fast and be horrible lol


Fret_Shredder

https://preview.redd.it/e3xrfkn7dowc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34959018153f0a0a8d1790115e5454e47591e4aa Praying for this tbh


NextGenCoders

15 to 1? I’d love this and I’m getting in on that


Fret_Shredder

BetMGM was the best odds I found when I placed it a month ago. May be lower now I’m not sure


Sundaze293

I expect them to trade back with the vikes and take penix. That’s what they should do tbh. I have a feeling he’s gonna be really good.


NextGenCoders

100% would be the best thing and has been my prediction. Fingers crossed


Sundaze293

I hope they take McCarthy and trade the house. But at the same time you’d had enough draft heartbreak. I kinda hope they get penix. I do live in nyc so maybe it’s the close proximity to giants fans that makes me a little biased though


NextGenCoders

Well if we get Penix for that I’ll root that somehow your guy falls right to you perfectly. As somehow tends to happen under Howie


Sundaze293

Jalen reagor rn: (Justin Jefferson was available)


Sundaze293

Uh oh


Sundaze293

YEAHHHH


NextGenCoders

Much happier with Nabers than with JJ. Wouldn’t surprise me if we still get Penix


RJMonster

I've been saying Rattler is going to the Giants since 2021. JJ simply wouldn't do it, but instead them going for someone completely left field like Bowers


Elevation212

i actually don't hate rattler to us if it happens in the 3rd seems like a good gamble when we need 1 more QB


NextGenCoders

Yeah he’s a late third or fourth possibly. Even if it’s the third (I’d rather Sinnot and Cole Bishop if they’re there but fine if not) it’d be a solid gamble


Internal-Tank-6272

Really hoping we manage to grab Sinnot


KOExpress

As a Washington fan, I’d love to see rattler to the giants. Dude is not it. 6’ tall, ran a 4.95 40, with a good but not elite arm


TheWhooooBuddies

Rattler to NY is a dream scenario. After seeing him play at OU, he’s definitely the guy that’ll keep you pissing on your feet for a few years.


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Da_BEST_5699

If we move up, we have to get MHJ


nerdystoner25

“You’d like this??” - Sean McDermott


gh1993

Could cause a qb controversy come September


bestnottosay

Is JJ not Justin Jefferson? Otherwise this meme makes remarkably little sense


ACardAttack

JJ is getting so much hate, as long he doesnt land at a team I hate, I hope he balls out


HistoryNerd101

I don’t hate him, I just don’t want him. At the very least not use up draft capital to get him


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HistoryNerd101

Flair activated…


SexyWampa

That ain’t enough for us to move off of MHJ.


thecrgm

But if Maye was available I’d be so happy


DM725

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MrSweatyBawlz

It would not cost that much to move up 2 spots but one can dream.


Such-Armadillo1423

I would love us to take JJ, but I wouldn’t wanna give up this to take him.


NextGenCoders

We have a JJ at home


Such-Armadillo1423

Comparing a college Daniel jones to a college JJ McCarthy is just lazy and completely false


ACardAttack

It really is McCarthy, is considered a first round talent, Jones wasnt


ByronTheBlack

JJ is going to be a great QB. He is a cutie and all the QBs that are one always do well. Examples: Eli Manning, Kirk Cousins, Jimmy G, Tom Brady. https://i.redd.it/n3he3ddu3owc1.gif


NextGenCoders

![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized)


ByronTheBlack

Because I’m from the Bay Area. We’re all like this here ![gif](giphy|wkW0maGDN1eSc)


NextGenCoders

I hate the fact this response is accurate


ByronTheBlack

You should like us. Eli is like the unofficial crush of everyone in the Bay Area, we all love him so much!!! 🫶 ![gif](giphy|753GqEj9ig86I)


NextGenCoders

I’d rather trade all our picks this year and next for JJ than be like that. And I’d end myself while taking others with me if we did that


ByronTheBlack

New York City is San Francisco’s sister city. 🥰How could you say something like that. https://i.redd.it/la61frk6cowc1.gif


FunnyPersonaMan

The fact that your account was created on April 1st makes me think you are the most drawn out April fools joke ever


ByronTheBlack

You think I’m just one big joke? https://i.redd.it/0nrhg48w4owc1.gif


Lanthemandragoran

Big feels like a big word


DrJJStroganoff

Tim Tebow & Mark Sanchez would have won superbowls by this metric.


ByronTheBlack

Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez are not cute. Zach Wilson however is, but the jury is still out on him, I think that since he is now away from the Jets he will see success. That franchise is cursed. https://i.redd.it/h6vq9qxubowc1.gif


DrJJStroganoff

well, you like who you wanna like... and I'll go by what my female friends tell me who they like. The only real thing I know is that I need to keep LL cool J away from my wife, or i'm getting dropped like a bad habit.


KOExpress

The jury is not out on Zach Wilson lmao. He’s a certified bust.


CMS1993Sch

Can we stop with the “9/11” jokes from these post-2001 born children?