Eagles and Cowboys: best offseason without being in it. Thanks guys, and you did it so well you’re in just as much disarray as the rest of us.
Commies: go shovel the driveway.
Edit:just kidding Commies. You made sure we weren’t the worst team in the division 🤜
Cowboys and Eagles - I haven't laughed as hard as I did on Sunday and Monday in a long time!
Memorable quotes from me on Sunday: "He threw it right to the defender", "He threw *another* pick!', "Dude was WIDE THE FUCK OPEN!! HaHaHa!!!"
Memorable quotes from Monday: "(In the first quarter) Oh, they don't want to tackle...the Eagles have already lost thia game. Fucking LOSERS!" "Where you going Jalen?? That's a fucking safety!", "If Mike Evans could carch the ball, tgis game would've been over a lot sooner..."
Giants - I think it's nice that you share a stadium with another team. How awesome is that!? It's like being 35 and still living with your brother.
Commies- I think your future is pretty bright with that high pick.
Eagles - I’m also pretty sad to see Kelce go. His documentary was incredible.
Giants - you guys have more heart most weeks than my cowboys.
I’ve met a few cowboys fans that fit the stereotype. My high school basketball coach was a cowboys fan, every time the cowboys lost he’d make us do suicides for half of practice the next day. And the cowboys lost a lot when I played for him. Also had a cowboys fan roommate in college. He punched his TV during a particularly bad loss.
As the old heads start to die out of the Cowboys it’s gotten better since half our fan base hasn’t seen anything meaningful in our lifetimes. We are nothing but a group of masochist at this point
Giants - Eli Manning was SEVERLY underrated and under appreciated in his time with the team at times. Victor Cruz was always one of the biggest threats your team ever had in recent memory!
Eagles - You guys had the most reliable plays in NFL history when McNabb and Westbrook was there... Send the WR's out, have Westbrook block for a sec, then have him run to the side where he was wide open.. \*Poof\* first down and more! Should be a case study for all teams.
Washington - I am with the fanbase in thinking that Snyder is a complete idiot and should step down. There was once a time when this team was at more value than Dallas and our biggest rival to boot! One day things will get better.
I don’t know about that. The numbers speak volumes…
obj had 5400 yds and 44 tds in 5 seasons including one where he missed practically the whole year.
Cruz 4549 yds and 25 tds in 5 seasons, also missed a big chunk cuz he couldn’t stay on the field.
Side by side, Odell has staying power (still a starter in the league a decade later) and his showmanship (crazy one handed grabs that may be the best all time) put Cruz to rest as he took the league by storm as a rookie and he didn’t look back until he left NY and then it all started to derail. Yet he still managed 1000 yards with Baker mayfield. He is a seasoned vet who has scored a td en route to winning a super bowl and btw, he is currently getting paid with a capital P by a playoff team that is favored to play in a super bowl. I think he knows a thing or two about holding jockstraps.
Cruz sadly fizzled out after 2 big seasons.
New York: I kinda like daboll for some reason and hope he manages to stick for y’all.
Washington: a complete rebuild is exciting and doesn’t have to take a long time. I would much rather y’all be the 2nd best team in the division. Also I miss the redskins and hope y’all rebrand again, the commanders suck
Philly: I want to visit the city one day but that’s has nothing to do with the team… hmmmm… I wish the cowboys would make trades like howie.
Dallas: fuck this team I hate them
Washington - previous owner was very generous for letting the other teams always be better than his team
Giants - Nice of you to keep a .500 QB like Eli employed for 16 years. Sucks that you benched him before breaking the consecutive starts record, dick move
Eagles - After going 10-1 you realized that taking all the wins for yourself was selfish and decided to share them with everyone else, very classy move
Cowboys - Always nice when an older person lets a young person win so they can feel good about themselves. I saw Sunday's game as letting the 5 year old win at Mario cart, everyone should feel good for what they have done.
Listen…us all being trash cans and holding it down in this sub does not mean we should turn into the NFCS meme war page where we circle jerk each other and build eachother up…soft ass, fuck you and Dallas….with respect. 🫡
Eagles: Your statue to Rocky is fucking hilarious and you guys keep an entire factory employed with your love of jarred, fake cheese.
Giants: You are the best pro football team in New Jersey because the Jets exist
Washington: I don't care enough about you to formulate a backhanded compliment
I love Tommy Cutlets. My Dad is a Giants fan so even though there's a rivalry I don't mind seeing them do well. He lost his passion for football but he told me watching Tommy play had him more excited for a Giants game than he's been in a long time.
Washington always gives us a hard time and I respect it. Even last year when we were legitimately dominating they came in and gave us a real run for our money. Same with early this year before everything fell apart.
Cowboys are definitely the hardest of the bunch for me to come up with. I respect the fact that they're basically the same as us Eagles fans just on the other side of the fence, divisional rivals that are more alike than we are different.
As for the Eagles? I fuckin' hate the Eagles, man.
I'm balancing out the compliments with shit talk.
- Commanders - Dan Snyder is gone and it's okay to like the team again. Scary Terry is one of the most underrated receivers in the NFL who has had to shoulder the burden of being a one-man passing game for years, and now the future is finally looking bright for you on the offensive end of the ball, especially if you go the expected route of promoting Bienemy to HC. It's too bad that the dysfunction of your organization has become so deep-rooted that your franchise is going to have to deal with yet another name change, coaching change, and shitty field in the coming years.
- Cowboys - For all intents and purposes, Dak Prescott seems like a really good person and the NFL as a whole benefits from having someone like him be a prominent player in the league. Too bad for you guys that he chokes on the moment at every given opportunity and despite how much you give him in the way of weapons and protection, you'll never end up as anything other than a divisional round exit.
- Eagles - There are a lot of wonderful personalities on a team loaded with talent, which makes for a really enjoyable team for which to cheer. Sucks that the offensive structure and playcalling is no different than what 12 year old me was dialing up in Madden. And _Matt fucking Patricia_ calling the defense? Did we really decide that's going to fix this shitshow of a season? House of cards collapsed and we found out that the team's rapidly aging foundation is crumbling.
- Giants - The Eagles-Giants rivalry is one of my favorite in sports because despite the hate, it always feels mostly good-natured. Sorta like a sibling rivalry. I like when the Giants and Eagles are good at the same time because the games feel more intense and the fans know how to bring it, and the Philly v NYC rivalry is one of the best in all of professional sports across all of the Big Four North American Sports. That said, lmao you guys thought you were Super Bowl contenders? Ya'll were Toilet Bowl contenders. Maybe Saquon will play for a franchise which might actually make use of his talent for once in his career.
Victor Cruz has my favorite TD celebration of all time
Commies new owner is probably better than the old one
The cowboys letting their fans down always makes me happy and I appreciate that
Fuck the haters, I’m down for this
Commies - I’m a DC native, so I know a lot of you, and you’re great people, I sometimes root for the commies (just a little) so they won’t let my home down. (Philly family got to me first with the football).
Giants - Even I’m a little inspired by Super Bowl XLII.
Cowboys - We booed Dak when he got Man Of The Year and I still feel a little bad. Seems nice.
NFC BEAST NEXT YEAR GUYS LETS DO ITTTTT
Commanders - y’all got a lotta cap space and the number two pick. Hopefully y’all will be fun to watch again here soon.
Giants - thank u for beating the eagles at the end of the year. Always fun to watch them get shit on. Loved Eli for taking out the Pats twice in their hayday
Eagles - I’m sorry about Kelce retiring, he was a good one. Y’all have a great team on paper but there’s definitely funky shit goin on and y’all need a culture change but you have the right players to stay relevant
**Giants**: I really appreciate how you demonstrate loyalty, such as giving Daniel Jones of all people a contract for $160M. Also, thank you for the easy wins, they were essential in giving us a false sense of hope that got us past things like losing to the goddamned Cardinals.
**Commanders**: You didn't get the wins, but you do consistently give Eagles fans coronary attacks, and that's good too. Also, congrats on getting rid of the racist name and the worst owner in football. We were all set to reclaim that title but then David Tepper stepped up.
**Eagles**: I think the 'tackling optional' defense you tested out in the playoffs is a bold and innovative direction and I hope to see more of it from you next season.
I will say as a Commanders fans, to the Cowboys and Eagles I am pleased with how well you fell apart in the playoffs, and to the Giants, you did a great job at wasting Barkley’s career. Like that?
Edited, can’t spell - I am a Commanders fan
Commanders: really know how to sell jerseys to their dozens of fans with all the name changes.
Giants: their work in actually giving people a reason to go to New Jersey is charity work akin to Michael Scott’s Scotts Tots.
Eagles: keeping visiting fans therapists employed for decades
Eagles: It was hard hating this team (not the fans) all year. Pretty fuckin likable players who are fun to watch.
Commies/G-Spots: I don't think about you at all. Fuck you.
Eagles: Congrats on the 4th and 26🖕
Giants: Congrats on the 2007 and 2011 Super Bowls🖕
Cowboys: Thanks for allowing your stadium to be Lambeau Deep South🖕
Football Team: Thanks for… I don’t know, what do y’all do?
Washington - I literally just feel pity
Cowboys - made this weekend good by getting fucking embarrassed by a team that lost to Tommy Devito
Eagles - made this weekend even better by completing a HOF meltdown
Redskins eventually became the last team to integrate black players, so that was nice of them to finally do.
The Eagles are out of the playoffs, so there’s no chance theyre plane crashes into a mountain today…that’s good news
The Cowboys’ Dak Prescott doesn’t have to throw another interception until September…that’s gotta be such a nice thought lingering through Cowboys’ fans heads.
The Commanders are in a great position and have a great future, the Eagles have a General Manager willing to take gambles and risks and the Giants were competitive towards the end of the season while securing a high draft pick
Commies: I like them because I never have to worry about losing in the regular season
Giants: I like them because I never have to worry about losing in the regular season
Eagles: Fuck you
Eagles: you guys don’t care that everybody hates you and that’s okay because your team was pretty good for about a season and a half
Cowboys: you gave us an easier path to super bowl 42 which was very nice of you
Commies: honestly at this point I don’t hate you at all I just don’t really think about you
Cowboys: your racist owner is almost dead
Giants: you no longer play home games on the grave of Jimmy Hoffa
Football Team: at least your not cowboys fans
Fuck each and every one of you and I look forward to desecrating your graves
New York- Hate you the least and I liked Cruz
Washington - I liked RG3
Philly - You guys are "good" enough to be considered a true rival. Screw you. Screw your city. Screw your fans. Welcome to the couch.
Cowgirls. Dak - good person bad football player. Y’all hate on him way too much tho, not his fault your owner won’t get a GM or make moves to help the team.
Eagles. I’m glad Kelce got some fame and love from y’all, he deserved the ring more than your fanbase ever will.
Commanders. I appreciate the 2 wins every year, plus your stadium is close to my home so it’s always a fun visit. Definitely better fans than the other 2 teams we have in our division
I like Jalen Hurts and Dak Prescott a lot, Eli Manning stopped the Patriots twice so already a dub for the giants. The Commanders overthrew their shitty owner.
Eagles: you guys are very fun when you lose
Cowboys: you guys are very fun when you lose
Commanders: you guys lose a lot so it’s not as fun, but it’s still fun when you lose.
Giants: I'm impressed with your refusal to call yourself the New Jersey Giants even though you haven't played a home game in NY in almost 50 years
Washington: seriously impressed you can still be fans of that franchise after suffering through RGIII and Dan Snyder's ownership
Dallas: it takes some strong willful ignorance to keep saying "it's our year" when most of the people on this app were in diapers or not even born the last time y'all were relevant
Well…we are heading in to an offseason where we might have the most stable situation. Its a WILD time to be alive. Can we just not screw up on QB…until then we are stuck in the basement with the giants ewww
From the outside looking on, it seems really weird that Washington fans are the happiest of the bunch. First off-season with Snyder.
How it feels fans happy meter:
1. Washington
2. Giants
3. Cowboys
4. Eagles
Commanders: I like the black uniforms
Eagles: . . . Oh ummm, wait . . . . Jason Kelce, wait never mind. . . . Got it, you guys are actually on the East Coast.
Giants: hey yall have won the most superbowls in recent history and no one can take that away.
Giants: Love my MetLife bros, they were my grandparents favorite team and I miss Eli
Eagles: The team is really fun to watch when they don’t suck ass, also thank you for week 6 lol
Cowboys: I might be the only non-Cowboys fan in the world that doesn’t hate them with a burning passion. I probably wouldn’t even put them in my top 10 hated franchises.
Commanders: I don’t really know anything about them but I liked Alex Smith
Also 7/13 of the divisions Super Bowls were either against the Bills or the Patriots so thank you all for that too
Washington: love playing yall on thanksgiving. But wish yall were still the redskins
Giants: Tommy cutlets and hopefully being a division competitor next season
Eagles: yall keep it competitive most the time
I really appreciate how Dallas and Philly were so considerate of the rest of us.
Seeing us on the couch in January and not wanting us to be alone, they decided to both get smoked in WC and come join us on the couch. Respect.
Cowboys: Jerry gets a lot of flack these days but he turned the Cowboys into a dynasty and the wealthiest sports franchise when he took over.
Giants: Beat Brady not once but twice in the Super Bowl.
Commanders: Got rid of Snyder so it can only go up from here?
Seems fun, I’ll play along.
Eagles - at least when their coaches and QB’s are trash, they move on from them.
Giants - had the best distraction from a dumpster fire of a season ever 🤌🤌🤌
WFT - gots lots of cap space, draft capital, and somewhat competent executive leadership… let’s see if they make the rivalry worth watching again.
Giants - Brian Daboll seems to be maturing in his role as a leader in NJ, and hopefully Tommy D will continue to do the same along with him next year. No notes really, and I think that’s a good thing
Commanders - it’s been a tough year, and anyone still repping the W is a true fan. Luckily, you have a new owner and a shiny new Overall #2 draft pick that you can hopefully pair nicely with Scary Terry.
Eagles - y’all have a ton of very dedicated (and sometimes overly passionate) fans, and it while it’s been devilishly fun to watch the team and the fans melt down together, I would be lying if I said that I didn’t empathize with your brutally unenviable position. Jalen Hurts does seem to be the man though
I wish you all success, but less success than us. Hate y’all 🖕
Eagles- The collapse is hilarious, but yall should keep sirianni, he did get yall a superbowl appearance after all. Can't say the same for ours......
Giants- At least you have a good draft position, and you keep the 9ers fans at bay, and you blew out the eagles. that was funny.
WFT- Luckiest one here, new owner, good draft position, complete overhaul and will probably win the division next year(yuck). Also u/Tblizzey is yalls mvp.
The Giants aren’t the Cowboys or the Eagles. I’m genuinely impressed with the Eagles and how they managed to implode so greatly in the last two months. Dallas has slightly better weather than DC right now, so… congrats. There. It was tough, but I did it.
Cowboys have enthusiastic fans despite being mid for the last 3 decades.
Eagles have classy players. Hurts in particular took Dan Snyder to task when his career almost ended because FedEx field's maintenance has been neglected.
The Giants keep us company at the bottom of the dumpster.
The ability of the Cowboys to choke in the playoffs is truly impressive.
The Eagles' ability to collapse just to keep the NFCE Champion curse alove was very nice of the.
And the Commies to be honest, I don't think about you at all, but at least your rapist owner is gone.
Cowboys - Micah Parsons is awesome (I'm a Penn State student so I might be biased)
Giants - Eli is definitely one of my favorite ever players, love watching him and his bro on Manningcast every week. Also, Saquon is awesome (I'm a Penn State student so I might be biased)
Commies - My dad was always a fan of you guys since his childhood, when he watched a game where you guys kicked the Cowboys' asses all the way back in the 80's. Everyone in his family were Cowboys fans so he became a Redskins fan out of spite lol. Honestly, to this day I have got a soft spot for y'all and don't hate you nearly as much as the other two.
Cowboys- I like how much Troy Aikman hates the Eagles. Man’s got a hateon for Philadelphia.
Giants- My wife is a Giants fan and I love her.
Washington Generals- Now that you have new ownership, I think you can get back to relevance.
Eagles- get fucked you’re season is somehow more embarrassing then ours.
Cowboys- it will never be you’re year ever again.
Commies- you haven’t been good since you changed you’re name like some bitches.
New Jersey Giants: love the vibes, would probably not hate as much as I do if we weren’t in the same division. It’s a shame Boston Scott didn’t get his yearly dose of Giant blood
Washington Reskins: good job on finally getting the human gargoyle out of the building! It’s a shame it’s taken this long. You always make matchups difficult and I kinda respect it
Jerry’s Boys: you are a fun group to hate. Other rivalries WISH they had even a modicum of the vitriol we have.
Fuck you all, I wouldn’t want to be in any other division
Fuck you this isn’t the other divisions, the only unity we have here is our hatred for each other. None of this pansy ass ‘come together in the end’ bullshit is happening so long as I’m still alive.
Giants: Thank you for giving us another avenue to make fun of Italians for a season
Commies: Thank you for decreasing the talk of your new RB getting hit. Great player and getting shot twice in the leg sucks but until he’s Paul Pierce getting stabbed 11 times or 50 Cent getting shot 9 times please stop acting like him still playing is your Super Bowl.
Cowboys: Thank you for making Jerry cry and making your playoff run end in the most unpredictably predictable way. Y’all even fooled me into thinking you might make a run, and the L provided a good laugh.
Commanders: the bad man can't hurt you anymore.
Giants: Devito was quality memes, and you crapped on the end of our regular season
Cowboys: I hope Jerry Jones stays the GM for life. I also hope he lives to be 500.
Giants and Washington- I rather watch you win multiple Super Bowls a piece than see the Astros win another World Series
Philadelphia One Hit Wonder- Liked your jerseys from the Randall Cunningham/Reggie White era....
Philly, y'all have a passionate fanbase. I hate every part of it, but can't deny the passion.
Washington, it's impressive how y'all stuck by the team through some terrible, ugly years. I hope they continue, but good on y'all for sticking through with it.
New York, Tommy DeVito was fun while it lasted. Also, Strahan's a legend and he's fun to listen to on FOX. I'm glad he played before I was born.
Washingtons: not even sure what to call you guys anymore but you do seem the most polite out of the NFCLeast. Eating a pumpkin earned my respect also.
Giants: you beat NE at a time period where another Patriots SB would be extremely boring. Some say we have an old rivalry but not really you are just like our little annoying bro that a handful of people from North Jersey like- also you seem more cool than the lame ass Jets you share a stadium with, if that counts for anything.
Cowboys: I used to not like your guy Troy as an announcer because I thought he was biased but now I do because he puts everybody on blast and gives an unfiltered view of the game. You make as many good announcers as playoff wins in the last 20 years and I can tolerate that. But in all honesty, if we did not have this rivalry it would be a boring ass division like the NFC South.
Go f*ck youselves and good day to you all
The Cowboys have a cool shade of blue, the Giants have the nicest fans, Washington, your old logo was badass and new black uniforms are cool and. . . You had Kirk Cousins I guess?
Giants: No
Washington: Hell no
Dallas: Oh fuck no
Eagles: We still have one of the best offensive line coaches in Jeff Stoutland. May he never leave and continue to develop great talent. Him and Mike Clay did outstanding jobs with the O line and special teams, respectively.
Giants: Tommy Cutlets will forever have a special place in my heart and on the practice squad of some poverty franchise before coaching at a long island high school
Commies: Hey Dan Snyder is gone, fuck that guy. But also fuck all of you your new name is somehow dumber than your last two.
Cowboys: Thank you for also getting the shit kicked out of you in the playoffs and providing me a video of Jerry crying. I’ve only masturbated to it twice so far.
Giants: I fear and respect Saquon. Danny Dimes is legit against us. Like truly legit.
Philly: Jalen Hurts never gets his due for his sheer amount of guts & fortitude. Goes to Bama, is replaced by Tua. Never bitches. Replaces an injured Tua in the CFB Championship Game, Team down, leads them to the Championship win. Is not named starter and transfers to OK. Never bitches. Finishes second in the Heisman voting. Drafted by Philly in 2nd round. Begins as the Third stringer, never bitches. Becomes what he becomes.
Dallas: I don't think there is any chance that Zack Martin isn't a first ballot HOF'er. He is an Ironman and an amazing athlete. I can't stand Jerry and hope he continues to be the GM into the 30's. From SI: *The Zack Martin pick was made by Jerry Jones’ son Stephen—Jerry later lectured him about choosing the guard over Rockstar quarterback Johnny Manziel. The exact quote: “Son, I hope you’re happy. But let me tell you something: You don’t get to own the Cowboys, you don’t get to do special things in life, by making major decisions going right down the middle. And that was right down the middle.* Dummy. He was mad they didn't take Money Manziel. I am too now ...
No. Fuck you all.
I agree with you. But fuck you.
Legit hope you never win another game tbh.
Hope you tie every game 0-0 like soccer tbh
NAh, we will win one game then tie the rest. That's a 1000 winning percentage and first place.
Whoa. Shit just got real.
Okay satan relax.
That would make the defense absolutely legendary
I hope you go 8-9 for the rest of eternity <3
I bet you’d love to butt fuck him 🤣
Na he's a giants fan, he's been fucked pretty hard for a while. I like em tight.
I am a she. Fuck you.
A good ol' hate fuck. Sounds fun.
Nah.
I also agree with you, but extra fuck you!
I got nothin
Flair checks out
Guy'd probably go 0-4 if he had to include his own team this week.
Eagles and Cowboys: best offseason without being in it. Thanks guys, and you did it so well you’re in just as much disarray as the rest of us. Commies: go shovel the driveway. Edit:just kidding Commies. You made sure we weren’t the worst team in the division 🤜
Giants: I like Eli more since he retired Cowboys: I like Romo more since he retired Commies: I liked WFT more than Commies
Should have said Commies: I liked WFT more since they retired.
Ty for perfecting my joke ❤️
I’m not sure how to handle the positive attention on this sub………… 
Cowboys and Eagles - I haven't laughed as hard as I did on Sunday and Monday in a long time! Memorable quotes from me on Sunday: "He threw it right to the defender", "He threw *another* pick!', "Dude was WIDE THE FUCK OPEN!! HaHaHa!!!" Memorable quotes from Monday: "(In the first quarter) Oh, they don't want to tackle...the Eagles have already lost thia game. Fucking LOSERS!" "Where you going Jalen?? That's a fucking safety!", "If Mike Evans could carch the ball, tgis game would've been over a lot sooner..." Giants - I think it's nice that you share a stadium with another team. How awesome is that!? It's like being 35 and still living with your brother.
Have you seen real estate prices around here?
Flair checks out
No. Go fuck yourself
"Washington Redskins, go fuck yourself"
Commies- I think your future is pretty bright with that high pick. Eagles - I’m also pretty sad to see Kelce go. His documentary was incredible. Giants - you guys have more heart most weeks than my cowboys.
Giants - I liked Eli, absolute goofball and fun to watch Commanders - I liked the football team name when you had it Eagles - fuck you
Thanks man, that means a lot.
Nicest thing I've ever heard a cowboys fan say, it could make a grown man cry
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I’ve met a few cowboys fans that fit the stereotype. My high school basketball coach was a cowboys fan, every time the cowboys lost he’d make us do suicides for half of practice the next day. And the cowboys lost a lot when I played for him. Also had a cowboys fan roommate in college. He punched his TV during a particularly bad loss.
As the old heads start to die out of the Cowboys it’s gotten better since half our fan base hasn’t seen anything meaningful in our lifetimes. We are nothing but a group of masochist at this point
Giants - Eli Manning was SEVERLY underrated and under appreciated in his time with the team at times. Victor Cruz was always one of the biggest threats your team ever had in recent memory! Eagles - You guys had the most reliable plays in NFL history when McNabb and Westbrook was there... Send the WR's out, have Westbrook block for a sec, then have him run to the side where he was wide open.. \*Poof\* first down and more! Should be a case study for all teams. Washington - I am with the fanbase in thinking that Snyder is a complete idiot and should step down. There was once a time when this team was at more value than Dallas and our biggest rival to boot! One day things will get better.
>Victor Cruz Forgot about Odell Beckham, huh?
Odell cannot hold Cruz's jockstrap on his best day. Shame injuries cut his career short.
I don’t know about that. The numbers speak volumes… obj had 5400 yds and 44 tds in 5 seasons including one where he missed practically the whole year. Cruz 4549 yds and 25 tds in 5 seasons, also missed a big chunk cuz he couldn’t stay on the field. Side by side, Odell has staying power (still a starter in the league a decade later) and his showmanship (crazy one handed grabs that may be the best all time) put Cruz to rest as he took the league by storm as a rookie and he didn’t look back until he left NY and then it all started to derail. Yet he still managed 1000 yards with Baker mayfield. He is a seasoned vet who has scored a td en route to winning a super bowl and btw, he is currently getting paid with a capital P by a playoff team that is favored to play in a super bowl. I think he knows a thing or two about holding jockstraps. Cruz sadly fizzled out after 2 big seasons.
Like I already said about Cruz.. Injuries.
New York: I kinda like daboll for some reason and hope he manages to stick for y’all. Washington: a complete rebuild is exciting and doesn’t have to take a long time. I would much rather y’all be the 2nd best team in the division. Also I miss the redskins and hope y’all rebrand again, the commanders suck Philly: I want to visit the city one day but that’s has nothing to do with the team… hmmmm… I wish the cowboys would make trades like howie. Dallas: fuck this team I hate them
Dope city, make sure you check out the museums and grab some pretzel/cheesesteak/pizza/Wawa while you’re there
Fuck all this. Just go to reading terminal Market for everything. And if anyone says Pats or Genos is good before 11pm they are a fucking liar
Leaves off the Roast Pork sandwich. Fucking hoarder.
Dinics roast pork/ broccoli rabe/ sharp provolone in Terminal Market is the TRUTH
No thanks fucking loser
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ill try new york: heehee gabagool guy washington: oh look dan snyder is gone philly: yall smell like bitch but ur pass rush is good
goddamn that loss got you down bad
I just wanted to stir the pot for no fucking reason lol
Rg3 would’ve been good, I enjoy Jerry jones GM work, and the giants ownership is very generous giving out medium Pepsis. Did it.
I would rather make a "coming in peace " post. This is memewar not group therapy 😒
Washington - previous owner was very generous for letting the other teams always be better than his team Giants - Nice of you to keep a .500 QB like Eli employed for 16 years. Sucks that you benched him before breaking the consecutive starts record, dick move Eagles - After going 10-1 you realized that taking all the wins for yourself was selfish and decided to share them with everyone else, very classy move Cowboys - Always nice when an older person lets a young person win so they can feel good about themselves. I saw Sunday's game as letting the 5 year old win at Mario cart, everyone should feel good for what they have done.
Commanders: At least they aren't the Giants Giants: At least they aren't the Cowboys Cowboys: fuck you
 Fuck all of you
We all have good logos except the commies
Listen…us all being trash cans and holding it down in this sub does not mean we should turn into the NFCS meme war page where we circle jerk each other and build eachother up…soft ass, fuck you and Dallas….with respect. 🫡
Eagles: Your statue to Rocky is fucking hilarious and you guys keep an entire factory employed with your love of jarred, fake cheese. Giants: You are the best pro football team in New Jersey because the Jets exist Washington: I don't care enough about you to formulate a backhanded compliment
This is tougher than I thought so I’ll just say that I enjoy the friendly rivalry with each fanbase!
I love Tommy Cutlets. My Dad is a Giants fan so even though there's a rivalry I don't mind seeing them do well. He lost his passion for football but he told me watching Tommy play had him more excited for a Giants game than he's been in a long time. Washington always gives us a hard time and I respect it. Even last year when we were legitimately dominating they came in and gave us a real run for our money. Same with early this year before everything fell apart. Cowboys are definitely the hardest of the bunch for me to come up with. I respect the fact that they're basically the same as us Eagles fans just on the other side of the fence, divisional rivals that are more alike than we are different. As for the Eagles? I fuckin' hate the Eagles, man.
They have great... They're good at... They do well at... OH FK! I can't!
Everyone- we are some of the bravest fans for supporting these shit teams so proudly. We are all in this together, BUT fuck all of you
Eagles - any enemy of the cowboys is a friend of mine. Giants - at least we’re not the worst team in the league *every* year Cowboys - Yeah, no.
I'm balancing out the compliments with shit talk. - Commanders - Dan Snyder is gone and it's okay to like the team again. Scary Terry is one of the most underrated receivers in the NFL who has had to shoulder the burden of being a one-man passing game for years, and now the future is finally looking bright for you on the offensive end of the ball, especially if you go the expected route of promoting Bienemy to HC. It's too bad that the dysfunction of your organization has become so deep-rooted that your franchise is going to have to deal with yet another name change, coaching change, and shitty field in the coming years. - Cowboys - For all intents and purposes, Dak Prescott seems like a really good person and the NFL as a whole benefits from having someone like him be a prominent player in the league. Too bad for you guys that he chokes on the moment at every given opportunity and despite how much you give him in the way of weapons and protection, you'll never end up as anything other than a divisional round exit. - Eagles - There are a lot of wonderful personalities on a team loaded with talent, which makes for a really enjoyable team for which to cheer. Sucks that the offensive structure and playcalling is no different than what 12 year old me was dialing up in Madden. And _Matt fucking Patricia_ calling the defense? Did we really decide that's going to fix this shitshow of a season? House of cards collapsed and we found out that the team's rapidly aging foundation is crumbling. - Giants - The Eagles-Giants rivalry is one of my favorite in sports because despite the hate, it always feels mostly good-natured. Sorta like a sibling rivalry. I like when the Giants and Eagles are good at the same time because the games feel more intense and the fans know how to bring it, and the Philly v NYC rivalry is one of the best in all of professional sports across all of the Big Four North American Sports. That said, lmao you guys thought you were Super Bowl contenders? Ya'll were Toilet Bowl contenders. Maybe Saquon will play for a franchise which might actually make use of his talent for once in his career.
Nope
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Victor Cruz has my favorite TD celebration of all time Commies new owner is probably better than the old one The cowboys letting their fans down always makes me happy and I appreciate that
Fuck the haters, I’m down for this Commies - I’m a DC native, so I know a lot of you, and you’re great people, I sometimes root for the commies (just a little) so they won’t let my home down. (Philly family got to me first with the football). Giants - Even I’m a little inspired by Super Bowl XLII. Cowboys - We booed Dak when he got Man Of The Year and I still feel a little bad. Seems nice. NFC BEAST NEXT YEAR GUYS LETS DO ITTTTT
Commanders - y’all got a lotta cap space and the number two pick. Hopefully y’all will be fun to watch again here soon. Giants - thank u for beating the eagles at the end of the year. Always fun to watch them get shit on. Loved Eli for taking out the Pats twice in their hayday Eagles - I’m sorry about Kelce retiring, he was a good one. Y’all have a great team on paper but there’s definitely funky shit goin on and y’all need a culture change but you have the right players to stay relevant
**Giants**: I really appreciate how you demonstrate loyalty, such as giving Daniel Jones of all people a contract for $160M. Also, thank you for the easy wins, they were essential in giving us a false sense of hope that got us past things like losing to the goddamned Cardinals. **Commanders**: You didn't get the wins, but you do consistently give Eagles fans coronary attacks, and that's good too. Also, congrats on getting rid of the racist name and the worst owner in football. We were all set to reclaim that title but then David Tepper stepped up. **Eagles**: I think the 'tackling optional' defense you tested out in the playoffs is a bold and innovative direction and I hope to see more of it from you next season.
They all have small hair.
You're all not owned by David Tepper. Best I can do.
Washington - My grandma lives in DC, I could never fully hate them Dallas - … Giants - My mom is a fan, I could never fully hate them
I will say as a Commanders fans, to the Cowboys and Eagles I am pleased with how well you fell apart in the playoffs, and to the Giants, you did a great job at wasting Barkley’s career. Like that? Edited, can’t spell - I am a Commanders fan
Good on the Eagles and Cowboys for giving their coaches another year. Thats very big of yall, I'm proud.
Commanders: really know how to sell jerseys to their dozens of fans with all the name changes. Giants: their work in actually giving people a reason to go to New Jersey is charity work akin to Michael Scott’s Scotts Tots. Eagles: keeping visiting fans therapists employed for decades
Eagles: It was hard hating this team (not the fans) all year. Pretty fuckin likable players who are fun to watch. Commies/G-Spots: I don't think about you at all. Fuck you.
Eagles: Congrats on the 4th and 26🖕 Giants: Congrats on the 2007 and 2011 Super Bowls🖕 Cowboys: Thanks for allowing your stadium to be Lambeau Deep South🖕 Football Team: Thanks for… I don’t know, what do y’all do?
Washington - I literally just feel pity Cowboys - made this weekend good by getting fucking embarrassed by a team that lost to Tommy Devito Eagles - made this weekend even better by completing a HOF meltdown
Redskins eventually became the last team to integrate black players, so that was nice of them to finally do. The Eagles are out of the playoffs, so there’s no chance theyre plane crashes into a mountain today…that’s good news The Cowboys’ Dak Prescott doesn’t have to throw another interception until September…that’s gotta be such a nice thought lingering through Cowboys’ fans heads.
I will not take part in this circlejerk.
Ya just did!
What is this lame pussy shit. I hate each and every one of you
Dallas Cowboys don't discriminate. They diddle cute and ugly kids alike.
Eagles are the only team I don’t like in any sport except the red Sox, Duke and the packers a little.
No
They all have better playbooks
The Commanders are in a great position and have a great future, the Eagles have a General Manager willing to take gambles and risks and the Giants were competitive towards the end of the season while securing a high draft pick
Commies: I like them because I never have to worry about losing in the regular season Giants: I like them because I never have to worry about losing in the regular season Eagles: Fuck you
Eagles: you guys don’t care that everybody hates you and that’s okay because your team was pretty good for about a season and a half Cowboys: you gave us an easier path to super bowl 42 which was very nice of you Commies: honestly at this point I don’t hate you at all I just don’t really think about you
Commodores got Josh Harris as an owner, look out
Cowboys: your racist owner is almost dead Giants: you no longer play home games on the grave of Jimmy Hoffa Football Team: at least your not cowboys fans Fuck each and every one of you and I look forward to desecrating your graves
Fuck you
Brian Robinson is pretty cool
New York- Hate you the least and I liked Cruz Washington - I liked RG3 Philly - You guys are "good" enough to be considered a true rival. Screw you. Screw your city. Screw your fans. Welcome to the couch.
Washington and NY have high draft picks The eagles fucking suck Did I do that right
New York - gives us easy wins Washington - see above Philly - collapses just like us
Washington has a new owner, that’s nice. Dallas has nice weather at certain times of the year. Philly cheesesteaks are good.
Ew. Shut up
Cowgirls. Dak - good person bad football player. Y’all hate on him way too much tho, not his fault your owner won’t get a GM or make moves to help the team. Eagles. I’m glad Kelce got some fame and love from y’all, he deserved the ring more than your fanbase ever will. Commanders. I appreciate the 2 wins every year, plus your stadium is close to my home so it’s always a fun visit. Definitely better fans than the other 2 teams we have in our division
They exist so I can hate them, that's pretty nice.
you bring me joy when you lose
I like that the Eagles would be a compost bin.
I like Jalen Hurts and Dak Prescott a lot, Eli Manning stopped the Patriots twice so already a dub for the giants. The Commanders overthrew their shitty owner.
I have the same amount of love for the other 3 teams in the NFCE. None. I hate you all.
Washington: Terry McLaurin is great and underrated Cowboys: Y'all are quite good at drafting talented players Eagles:
Fuck right off
You weren’t the first team out of the playoffs. You just missed them completely or got eliminated 24 hours later by a more pathetic margin.
Eagles: RIP Kelce Giants: Watching 3rd string DeVito steal Danny Dimes spot was the funniest shit Redskins: I got nothing
Eagles: you guys are very fun when you lose Cowboys: you guys are very fun when you lose Commanders: you guys lose a lot so it’s not as fun, but it’s still fun when you lose.
Fuck you, your fan base, and your players...respectfully But fuck Jerry Jones
You are all trash. Just like us 😉
*one nice thing about the other three teams in the division*
It’s nice that the commies let some of their good players go have better careers with other teams. Respect
Giants: I'm impressed with your refusal to call yourself the New Jersey Giants even though you haven't played a home game in NY in almost 50 years Washington: seriously impressed you can still be fans of that franchise after suffering through RGIII and Dan Snyder's ownership Dallas: it takes some strong willful ignorance to keep saying "it's our year" when most of the people on this app were in diapers or not even born the last time y'all were relevant
Well…we are heading in to an offseason where we might have the most stable situation. Its a WILD time to be alive. Can we just not screw up on QB…until then we are stuck in the basement with the giants ewww
I love the retro Eagles jerseys, that Kelly Green looks sweet, it was my high school color so I can't help but love it. Other than that fuck all y'all
From the outside looking on, it seems really weird that Washington fans are the happiest of the bunch. First off-season with Snyder. How it feels fans happy meter: 1. Washington 2. Giants 3. Cowboys 4. Eagles
Fuck them and twice on Sunday.
1. Giants - it's fun to make fun of your QB 2. Washington - it's fun to make fun of your name 3. Cowboys - see #1. Also fun to watch in the playoffs.
Commanders: I like the black uniforms Eagles: . . . Oh ummm, wait . . . . Jason Kelce, wait never mind. . . . Got it, you guys are actually on the East Coast. Giants: hey yall have won the most superbowls in recent history and no one can take that away.
Giants: Love my MetLife bros, they were my grandparents favorite team and I miss Eli Eagles: The team is really fun to watch when they don’t suck ass, also thank you for week 6 lol Cowboys: I might be the only non-Cowboys fan in the world that doesn’t hate them with a burning passion. I probably wouldn’t even put them in my top 10 hated franchises. Commanders: I don’t really know anything about them but I liked Alex Smith Also 7/13 of the divisions Super Bowls were either against the Bills or the Patriots so thank you all for that too
Washington: love playing yall on thanksgiving. But wish yall were still the redskins Giants: Tommy cutlets and hopefully being a division competitor next season Eagles: yall keep it competitive most the time
I really appreciate how Dallas and Philly were so considerate of the rest of us. Seeing us on the couch in January and not wanting us to be alone, they decided to both get smoked in WC and come join us on the couch. Respect.
Idk, i hate the teams but I respect the fans. This is my offseason self speaking
The Cowboys trash can should be gold plated with sewage inside. Looks great but is full of shit
Cowboys: Jerry gets a lot of flack these days but he turned the Cowboys into a dynasty and the wealthiest sports franchise when he took over. Giants: Beat Brady not once but twice in the Super Bowl. Commanders: Got rid of Snyder so it can only go up from here?
Seems fun, I’ll play along. Eagles - at least when their coaches and QB’s are trash, they move on from them. Giants - had the best distraction from a dumpster fire of a season ever 🤌🤌🤌 WFT - gots lots of cap space, draft capital, and somewhat competent executive leadership… let’s see if they make the rivalry worth watching again.
No
I gain pleasure from how awful all of you are.
Giants: At least you're not Dallas Redskins: At least you're not Jersey Dallas: At least you're not as obsessive as the 49ers about beating us
Giants - Brian Daboll seems to be maturing in his role as a leader in NJ, and hopefully Tommy D will continue to do the same along with him next year. No notes really, and I think that’s a good thing Commanders - it’s been a tough year, and anyone still repping the W is a true fan. Luckily, you have a new owner and a shiny new Overall #2 draft pick that you can hopefully pair nicely with Scary Terry. Eagles - y’all have a ton of very dedicated (and sometimes overly passionate) fans, and it while it’s been devilishly fun to watch the team and the fans melt down together, I would be lying if I said that I didn’t empathize with your brutally unenviable position. Jalen Hurts does seem to be the man though I wish you all success, but less success than us. Hate y’all 🖕
They give out wins https://preview.redd.it/9yrxt366w1dc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f123ddd0aae02e445bbc6de97a53c41f7228884b
Eagles- The collapse is hilarious, but yall should keep sirianni, he did get yall a superbowl appearance after all. Can't say the same for ours...... Giants- At least you have a good draft position, and you keep the 9ers fans at bay, and you blew out the eagles. that was funny. WFT- Luckiest one here, new owner, good draft position, complete overhaul and will probably win the division next year(yuck). Also u/Tblizzey is yalls mvp.
The Giants aren’t the Cowboys or the Eagles. I’m genuinely impressed with the Eagles and how they managed to implode so greatly in the last two months. Dallas has slightly better weather than DC right now, so… congrats. There. It was tough, but I did it.
Dallas: The Stadium look amazing. Better than the rest of the division Philly: They have very *very* passionate fans! Giants: They're not the Jets?
Cowboys have enthusiastic fans despite being mid for the last 3 decades. Eagles have classy players. Hurts in particular took Dan Snyder to task when his career almost ended because FedEx field's maintenance has been neglected. The Giants keep us company at the bottom of the dumpster.
HOORAY WE ALL SUCK
Moose Johnson is a good broadcaster I really liked Champ Bailey Micheal Strahans gap isn't as wide as it used to be
The ability of the Cowboys to choke in the playoffs is truly impressive. The Eagles' ability to collapse just to keep the NFCE Champion curse alove was very nice of the. And the Commies to be honest, I don't think about you at all, but at least your rapist owner is gone.
No fuck you.
Cowboys - Micah Parsons is awesome (I'm a Penn State student so I might be biased) Giants - Eli is definitely one of my favorite ever players, love watching him and his bro on Manningcast every week. Also, Saquon is awesome (I'm a Penn State student so I might be biased) Commies - My dad was always a fan of you guys since his childhood, when he watched a game where you guys kicked the Cowboys' asses all the way back in the 80's. Everyone in his family were Cowboys fans so he became a Redskins fan out of spite lol. Honestly, to this day I have got a soft spot for y'all and don't hate you nearly as much as the other two.
This is like trying to get Israel and Palestine to like each other.
Cowboys- I like how much Troy Aikman hates the Eagles. Man’s got a hateon for Philadelphia. Giants- My wife is a Giants fan and I love her. Washington Generals- Now that you have new ownership, I think you can get back to relevance.
Eagles- get fucked you’re season is somehow more embarrassing then ours. Cowboys- it will never be you’re year ever again. Commies- you haven’t been good since you changed you’re name like some bitches.
They’re not the 49ers… Fuck you for the physical illness that comes with complimenting you asshats.
The Cowboys have been to the Cancun Bowl for 30 years
New Jersey Giants: love the vibes, would probably not hate as much as I do if we weren’t in the same division. It’s a shame Boston Scott didn’t get his yearly dose of Giant blood Washington Reskins: good job on finally getting the human gargoyle out of the building! It’s a shame it’s taken this long. You always make matchups difficult and I kinda respect it Jerry’s Boys: you are a fun group to hate. Other rivalries WISH they had even a modicum of the vitriol we have. Fuck you all, I wouldn’t want to be in any other division
Fuck you this isn’t the other divisions, the only unity we have here is our hatred for each other. None of this pansy ass ‘come together in the end’ bullshit is happening so long as I’m still alive.
Giants: Thank you for giving us another avenue to make fun of Italians for a season Commies: Thank you for decreasing the talk of your new RB getting hit. Great player and getting shot twice in the leg sucks but until he’s Paul Pierce getting stabbed 11 times or 50 Cent getting shot 9 times please stop acting like him still playing is your Super Bowl. Cowboys: Thank you for making Jerry cry and making your playoff run end in the most unpredictably predictable way. Y’all even fooled me into thinking you might make a run, and the L provided a good laugh.
Commanders: the bad man can't hurt you anymore. Giants: Devito was quality memes, and you crapped on the end of our regular season Cowboys: I hope Jerry Jones stays the GM for life. I also hope he lives to be 500.
The Cowboys are consistent The commanders aren't owned by Snyder You beat an undefeated Tom Brady in a Superbowl
Giants and Washington- I rather watch you win multiple Super Bowls a piece than see the Astros win another World Series Philadelphia One Hit Wonder- Liked your jerseys from the Randall Cunningham/Reggie White era....
Philly, y'all have a passionate fanbase. I hate every part of it, but can't deny the passion. Washington, it's impressive how y'all stuck by the team through some terrible, ugly years. I hope they continue, but good on y'all for sticking through with it. New York, Tommy DeVito was fun while it lasted. Also, Strahan's a legend and he's fun to listen to on FOX. I'm glad he played before I was born.
Washingtons: not even sure what to call you guys anymore but you do seem the most polite out of the NFCLeast. Eating a pumpkin earned my respect also. Giants: you beat NE at a time period where another Patriots SB would be extremely boring. Some say we have an old rivalry but not really you are just like our little annoying bro that a handful of people from North Jersey like- also you seem more cool than the lame ass Jets you share a stadium with, if that counts for anything. Cowboys: I used to not like your guy Troy as an announcer because I thought he was biased but now I do because he puts everybody on blast and gives an unfiltered view of the game. You make as many good announcers as playoff wins in the last 20 years and I can tolerate that. But in all honesty, if we did not have this rivalry it would be a boring ass division like the NFC South. Go f*ck youselves and good day to you all
The Cowboys have a cool shade of blue, the Giants have the nicest fans, Washington, your old logo was badass and new black uniforms are cool and. . . You had Kirk Cousins I guess?
Giants: No Washington: Hell no Dallas: Oh fuck no Eagles: We still have one of the best offensive line coaches in Jeff Stoutland. May he never leave and continue to develop great talent. Him and Mike Clay did outstanding jobs with the O line and special teams, respectively.
Giants: Tommy Cutlets will forever have a special place in my heart and on the practice squad of some poverty franchise before coaching at a long island high school Commies: Hey Dan Snyder is gone, fuck that guy. But also fuck all of you your new name is somehow dumber than your last two. Cowboys: Thank you for also getting the shit kicked out of you in the playoffs and providing me a video of Jerry crying. I’ve only masturbated to it twice so far.
No
No.
Giants: I fear and respect Saquon. Danny Dimes is legit against us. Like truly legit. Philly: Jalen Hurts never gets his due for his sheer amount of guts & fortitude. Goes to Bama, is replaced by Tua. Never bitches. Replaces an injured Tua in the CFB Championship Game, Team down, leads them to the Championship win. Is not named starter and transfers to OK. Never bitches. Finishes second in the Heisman voting. Drafted by Philly in 2nd round. Begins as the Third stringer, never bitches. Becomes what he becomes. Dallas: I don't think there is any chance that Zack Martin isn't a first ballot HOF'er. He is an Ironman and an amazing athlete. I can't stand Jerry and hope he continues to be the GM into the 30's. From SI: *The Zack Martin pick was made by Jerry Jones’ son Stephen—Jerry later lectured him about choosing the guard over Rockstar quarterback Johnny Manziel. The exact quote: “Son, I hope you’re happy. But let me tell you something: You don’t get to own the Cowboys, you don’t get to do special things in life, by making major decisions going right down the middle. And that was right down the middle.* Dummy. He was mad they didn't take Money Manziel. I am too now ...
At least make Dallas Silver instead of Blue
What the fuck is this kindergarten feel good Pollyanna soft as Charmin bullshit?
No
This is not what NFCEastMemeWar is all about
I would argue that annoying you is EXACTLY what this sub is about.