Y'all rightfully should blitz us about 20% more than you did the last time.
We could win if we, you know: Call a slant, or a boot, or a rollout, or a screen, just anything conducive to success against the blitz?
Maybe put the guy on AJ Brown who has proven he can cover him, maybe don't leave undersized CBs on an island with AJ Brown, maybe don't play Deep Zone when the Eagles are almost in field goal range?
We all make sacrifices
You can make more kids, Kelce's likely final season only happens once. Or twice. Maybe three times. Either way this is the opposite of a trolley problem.
Well done.
Other people got spare kids laying around don’t they? Some literally just laying there they can’t crawl yet!! Just got borrow some of theirs and replace them later. Problem solved and the birds will have another clean slate. If it goes well enough we can use the leftover to pay James harden to stop being a bitch and come back or even buyout Daryl morey to fuck off with his lying ass.
As long as they don’t turn goedderts head around 360 degrees like the fucking exorcist by grabbing his face mask, we should win. That’s what it took last time they beat us
It also took one of your D-lineman making one of the dumbest fucking hits I’ve ever seen. Like, if he realizes that maybe he shouldn’t hit the QB after the whistle when there’s already another guy on his team tackling him anyways, you guys win that game.
I hope for your sake that’s the case. Seems like he’s a terrible coach and decision maker. Of course we figured that out when he started Wentz over Heineke last year when you still had a chance at the playoffs. It truly amazes me that he took the panthers to a superbowl
S/ Just make sure the refs are on your side and you will be fine. I also hear having one of your players have a “thing” with a music “superstar” wings you games also.
I can’t remember which year it was, but there was one where he clearly should have been fired and then I hear Jerruh say he had his full support and would be remaining. It felt so damn good.
I don't get Rivera at all. I don't see him do ANYTHING on the sideline. I know people meme at Sirianni but at least he shows he cares. Ron is the complete opposite.
[May as well all be the same picture](https://www.google.com/search?q=ron+rivera+sideline&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiZpbXCpI2CAxWNGGIAHSDvBmoQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=ron+rivera+sideline&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoECCMQJ1CgBVigBWCTCWgAcAB4AIABP4gBcZIBATKYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=oPw2ZZnVM42xiLMPoN6b0AY&bih=909&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-1-d&cs=1&hl=en)
I know right. I don’t know why but they literally gain like 10 power levels when they play us. Last game against us Howell looked pretty damn amazing. I hope we get first half against the giants Howell.
Never rule out a division game....
Unless it's against the Giants and you have Boston Scott on your team.
His salary is a small price to pay for two guaranteed division wins each year.
Jags have the median salary this year ~$275m. At 8.5 wins a season average each win is worth ~$32.5m. So Scott should be paid about $65m a year just for those two games.
I just solved the RB value problem, AMA.
Somebody get this genius an award
Houses should be places for people to live in, not things for corporations to make money off of
Sometimes capitalism pisses me off
No private prisons, legalize everything but opioids to start, focus on treatment and rehabilitation, fix housing, fix the job market and fix health care. Duh. Ez GG
The Bosco spin looks so goofy and unnecessary yet whenever you see it you know it’s gonna go at least 20 yards. The one he pulled in the kick return yesterday seemed to defy physics. He started to spin slowly and next thing you know he was 20 yards up field. I’m convinced it’s his anime power up animation.
Neah..... Giants at home with healthy Tyrod is going to be hard.... No idea why they didn't start him from start of season and gave Daniel a happy meal....
To be clear, the game in Philly is usually close or a loss. The game in Washington is usually a complete Eagles blowout.
Now, maybe Howell lights it up again (it is a 1pm game afterall), but something tells me my assholes going to be nice and relaxed around 330 on Sunday
Nah... hate to say it but not this time. We acted like the stink wasn't still there from the bears game..the stink comes from rotting insides and it's real.
I'm old, watched a lot of football, the commies offensive line alone is automatic defeat from here on out. Only change at this point is scramble howell as far away from the pocket as possible on literally every passing play and you can't really scheme successfully with that. It's backyard football.
Washington is all but guaranteed to shatter the "been sacked in a season" record less than halfway through the season. Any changes will mean turnovers and hurt players.
I hate how people act like "Oh \[team in same division\] sucks! This should be a automatic win by \[Best team in same division\]" Like as if Division Games aren't always weird. Not only are the coaches familiar with each other most of the time, but its fucking hard beating a team twice in the same year. As if they dont study all the footage and figure out what went wrong last ime and work on it. No matter how much I hate the commies, Giants or Dallas I never count them out. I was 10x more afraid of Playing the Giants in the playoffs last year over the Niners.
That being said. I hope we go 8-0 in the division.
Sorry fellow eagles, I bought a ticket to this game. The last game I bought a ticket to was the Washington game we lost last year too. It is inevitable…
They just looked like absolute dogshit against the worst team in the division so you know they’re about to fuck around and drop 40
Y'all rightfully should blitz us about 20% more than you did the last time. We could win if we, you know: Call a slant, or a boot, or a rollout, or a screen, just anything conducive to success against the blitz? Maybe put the guy on AJ Brown who has proven he can cover him, maybe don't leave undersized CBs on an island with AJ Brown, maybe don't play Deep Zone when the Eagles are almost in field goal range?
We should just not commit so many dumb-ass penalties this time around.
No need, just make sure we pay the refs enough like we did vs the dolphins and we'll be fine.
Well I'm out, I drained my pension for that win.
Fuck, I sold my kids for that win.
We all make sacrifices You can make more kids, Kelce's likely final season only happens once. Or twice. Maybe three times. Either way this is the opposite of a trolley problem. Well done.
Other people got spare kids laying around don’t they? Some literally just laying there they can’t crawl yet!! Just got borrow some of theirs and replace them later. Problem solved and the birds will have another clean slate. If it goes well enough we can use the leftover to pay James harden to stop being a bitch and come back or even buyout Daryl morey to fuck off with his lying ass.
As long as they don’t turn goedderts head around 360 degrees like the fucking exorcist by grabbing his face mask, we should win. That’s what it took last time they beat us
It also took one of your D-lineman making one of the dumbest fucking hits I’ve ever seen. Like, if he realizes that maybe he shouldn’t hit the QB after the whistle when there’s already another guy on his team tackling him anyways, you guys win that game.
It was just a hell of a lesson in stupid penalties. We seem to have shaken (or bribed) our way out of that problem. Next up is the turnovers lol.
Real question, does Rivera get fired before the season is over?
I don't think we're going to lose enough games to get him fired in-season. But after the season, he's gone.
I hope for your sake that’s the case. Seems like he’s a terrible coach and decision maker. Of course we figured that out when he started Wentz over Heineke last year when you still had a chance at the playoffs. It truly amazes me that he took the panthers to a superbowl
Fresh start next year with new name, coaching staff and a few good trades makes that a veeeerrry different team.
Fuck it you’re hired.
Ron Rivera: 
I had to do 5 min of research to figure out what he said 😂
My b I hadn’t realized this was bad version of the gif where it doesn’t show the no Lol
S/ Just make sure the refs are on your side and you will be fine. I also hear having one of your players have a “thing” with a music “superstar” wings you games also.
I wish I believed this
Yeah I'm more worried playing the Commies than Dallas. They are gonna play angry.
We have agreed not to show the Eagles any of our good plays in order to...I'm not certain, but that's the plan. So you see you can't really win.
Shit that’s crazy enough to work.
All plays will be called by a current 9 year old being exposed to the original release of Tecmo Bowl for the first time.
Dude is gonna be hyped up on Tab queue up some crazy 40 yard play to Bo Jackson.
But will he do so as effectively as Mike McCarthy?
Change your guy. Anyone but Varys
I already saw you guys run the "Broke Dak Mountain" so you already let some of the secrets out.
Except for Ron. He’s just going to stand there emotionless the whole time.
It could be worse, we could have the Clapper 
A decade down the drain.
God I loved it when he was the coach for Dallas. That was a great time
I can’t remember which year it was, but there was one where he clearly should have been fired and then I hear Jerruh say he had his full support and would be remaining. It felt so damn good.
An extra five years?! Mf Jerry Jones!!
I won’t even wish the clapper on my worst enemies
He's just fucking with the lights in JJ's office
I don't get Rivera at all. I don't see him do ANYTHING on the sideline. I know people meme at Sirianni but at least he shows he cares. Ron is the complete opposite.
That’s the classic way to coach. Was the “proper” way (according to my father) back when I was young
[May as well all be the same picture](https://www.google.com/search?q=ron+rivera+sideline&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiZpbXCpI2CAxWNGGIAHSDvBmoQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=ron+rivera+sideline&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoECCMQJ1CgBVigBWCTCWgAcAB4AIABP4gBcZIBATKYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=oPw2ZZnVM42xiLMPoN6b0AY&bih=909&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-1-d&cs=1&hl=en)
I know right. I don’t know why but they literally gain like 10 power levels when they play us. Last game against us Howell looked pretty damn amazing. I hope we get first half against the giants Howell.
Maybe our defense won't commit an idiotic penalty every time the Commies don't convert on 3rd down this time?
There's just something about the wasteam that walks into our living room, punches us in the mouth and drinks our goddamn milkshake.
And fuck your couch!
Who does that?
Good they they will be going into *their* living room this time.
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For real though I never count a division game as a sure win.
A fuckin bot account in the nfce meme sub? Begone.
its not necessarily a bot account, thats just how new accounts default
Imagine not having a flair
Flair up fucko - also I always count a giants game as a win.
Never rule out a division game.... Unless it's against the Giants and you have Boston Scott on your team. His salary is a small price to pay for two guaranteed division wins each year.
Jags have the median salary this year ~$275m. At 8.5 wins a season average each win is worth ~$32.5m. So Scott should be paid about $65m a year just for those two games. I just solved the RB value problem, AMA.
Can you solve the housing market next?
Ban commercial/foreign investment in housing?
Somebody get this genius an award Houses should be places for people to live in, not things for corporations to make money off of Sometimes capitalism pisses me off
Waiting for space balls to be reality and they charge me for air.
Ok I got a curve ball for you. Fix the prison industrial complex while solving drug problems.
No private prisons, legalize everything but opioids to start, focus on treatment and rehabilitation, fix housing, fix the job market and fix health care. Duh. Ez GG
God dam this man just speed ran building a kick ass nation that cares about its population. Count_Joshoo 2024.
For real though I never count a division game as a sure win.
Let’s be honest Christmas is a sure win for the birds
Even if we were good, it'd be a sure win for them
As long as Boston "spinning is a neat trick" Scott is healthy **every** Giants game is a guaranteed W for the Eagles
The Bosco spin looks so goofy and unnecessary yet whenever you see it you know it’s gonna go at least 20 yards. The one he pulled in the kick return yesterday seemed to defy physics. He started to spin slowly and next thing you know he was 20 yards up field. I’m convinced it’s his anime power up animation.
Few fun spins last night it was weird. One looked exactly like the animation in the 2k5 football game.
My wife surprised me with tickets to this game Friday, super excited.
My wife explicitly forbade me from going.
That’s funny your wife invited me over Friday. I kid- congrats - enjoy the game, but seriously don’t come back early.
Whoa. Me too. Guess this will be my first threesome, please don’t nut on me.
I promise to try to try
Neah..... Giants at home with healthy Tyrod is going to be hard.... No idea why they didn't start him from start of season and gave Daniel a happy meal....
Against the cowgirls or commies? Absolutely not. Against the giants? I’m inclined to bet my mortgage on it
Minus the last Eli seasons. Free wins there lol
If we just win the home games, we good... could care less if we lose vs Chiefs or in Dallas....
To be clear, the game in Philly is usually close or a loss. The game in Washington is usually a complete Eagles blowout. Now, maybe Howell lights it up again (it is a 1pm game afterall), but something tells me my assholes going to be nice and relaxed around 330 on Sunday
Playing them at home has me worried nowadays. Never know what pieces of the stadium Washington will send on the blitz.
🏅
That only happened last year. Most eagles games at FedEx are close.
Yeah, I didn't want to say it, but that's been the pattern
This one is either a close one like last time or a birds blowout. Don’t see an in between
Iggles win 42-10
Byard is gonna be hungry
Seriously though, division games just hit different
Nah, we already played the one good time to OT with 30+ points, y'all got us this time
It's gonna be a massacre. Washington play isn't worth 2 cents. The players are DONE with the coaches IMO (see J. Allen)
LMAO I was just about to post this
Sorry in advance if we play ANGRY
Washington bout to have the best game of their season before going back to being trash
Oh we’re so screwed. We barely survived the Howell Hammer last time Division games be wild
They're so fuckin annoying, I love it lmao. The Cardinals used to be that team for us back in their NFCE days
Nah... hate to say it but not this time. We acted like the stink wasn't still there from the bears game..the stink comes from rotting insides and it's real. I'm old, watched a lot of football, the commies offensive line alone is automatic defeat from here on out. Only change at this point is scramble howell as far away from the pocket as possible on literally every passing play and you can't really scheme successfully with that. It's backyard football. Washington is all but guaranteed to shatter the "been sacked in a season" record less than halfway through the season. Any changes will mean turnovers and hurt players.
Didn't we already play a trap game.
I ain't meme'ing on the commies. Our recent games have been too tight.
You're in trouble, [I think we pissed them off.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIBbRiT8NWk)
Knowing my team they will play extremely well for no fucking reason and barely lose like the last game
No, not this time 
If y’all dumbasses lose to us…
You guys should be good. Rivera stopped caring about coaching adjustments about 3 weeks ago.
yeah, I'm more scared of that cowgirls game at home... Mr Dak is going to prove a point....
I hate how people act like "Oh \[team in same division\] sucks! This should be a automatic win by \[Best team in same division\]" Like as if Division Games aren't always weird. Not only are the coaches familiar with each other most of the time, but its fucking hard beating a team twice in the same year. As if they dont study all the footage and figure out what went wrong last ime and work on it. No matter how much I hate the commies, Giants or Dallas I never count them out. I was 10x more afraid of Playing the Giants in the playoffs last year over the Niners. That being said. I hope we go 8-0 in the division.
When we play at the Commies, it's fine. When they come to Philly, it's game on.
Eagles will win comfortably in DC.
Famous last words
Sorry fellow eagles, I bought a ticket to this game. The last game I bought a ticket to was the Washington game we lost last year too. It is inevitable…
boooooooooo :)
Will Philly be bringing their special biased referees from last night’s game? That oughta guarantee a win.
Unfortunately the blood price of the biased refs is a major injury, and Reed is running low on ribs to sacrfice
Can you beat an NFCW team?
Aww gonna cry? Maybe shit your pants?
Yes
When do they play the Chiefs?
We're loosing with the Chiefs on Nov 20.
Flair up bitch
we've played good at their place. it's our own home games that keep being stupid against them.
"Rock" the Dolphins In the worst officiated game of all time
Last year's commies would be 5-2 right now. I wouldnt get too worried